Hatyai Reports

**DJ Cunt Hunter** · 09-07-06 14:07

hi guys,

i'm new here. sympatise with you bro. we were at danok 2 weeks ago. here's my story.

day 1: arrived at border, parked at bkh duty free and jumped into my friend's car and drove to thai check post. didn't expect the hassle there, since it been almost some time i hv been there. after clearing all the shit, we checked into hejia hotel. there we just dropped our bags and head to quickly book our chicks. since this is my first time to danok, i hv to follow the seniors to explore. firstly, checked out the farms behind satit hotel. none to my liking as other good one must have been booked as its already 8pm thai. so we headed to the karaoke joint, opposite side the road, to pick. stop at a karaoke joint which has the mummy who forced 1 of our guys in so we followed as we stick as one. the mummy then got the ladies in and mostly none of my liking as they had sour face looks on them. then the mummy got 4 chicks to sit next to us and i got the one who kept the most quiet and praying to herself not to be chosen. shit. then i tried to warm up to her as the beers were served. still keeping quiet. she served me beer and i tried to chat with her. she only spoke mandarin. again. double shit. my mandarin is half past six. chiow leh. so tried to chat and my hands were wondering already. then only she started to warm up to me. so as beers go by stomach still empty. i was a bit high liow. told mummy i book her and i was charged 1800 baht. pricey for danok isn't it? anyway my other friend also booked except for 2 of the guys. maybe none of their liking. than the shocker came. the drink bill came out to 1600 baht. wtf. we argued but they claimed we drank lots of bottles. shit. next time someone should keep count. plus thats not all. there was a con guy there too drinking at the other table. he was making small talk with my other friends and told him that there's a good joint to watch ladies strip. so all of us had to follow although my stomach was growling. so we left our room numbers to the mummy and told our chicks to be there at 930 pm. kiss my girl and off we went to the joint with that con artist. we arrived at a joint called spider. if i'm not mistaken. as we walked in the guy told us to sit on the tables and he spoke thai to the staffs there. minutes later. the girls who were in bikinis cling on to us like long lost bf. wtf. i knew something was up as the chicks grabbed our hands and guide us along their tits and other parts too. all this in the joint. shit. eye opener. wanted to kiss me too. i declined. since i was high already. time passed. after being forced to buy the girls drinks. we were forced to pay a bar fine for having the girls entertaining us too. whoa. that was it. paid the fine and all of us got out. rip joint. pissed with. the guy who brought us there. also dissappeared. f#at*er. so we left and went to eat dinner. finally, we ate at a restaurant next to satit hotel. chinese cooked dishes plus some steamed crab, my friend bought at a stall along the way. good dinner or maybe because we were all hungry. looked at the watch. wtf. 925pm. our chicks. rushed back and saw our chicks waiting at lobby chatting. picked our girls and off we go to our room. started warming up to my girl. then asked her why was all the girls there had sour face or trying to avoid us when we arrived. she said that it wasn't me but my other friends who one looked mean and one was dark skinned. no offence. a bit racial. ind. n. oh i see. so they were a bit hessitant to serve them. dunno why. anyway. made my move and my girl performance was 6/10. bbj and then cowgirl followed by doggie to finsh off. tired and high. we washed up and slept with her hugging me. boy does she sleep like a log. hejia has a bowling alley which operates till 5 am. music blasting and she still can sleep. unlike me who woke up a couple of times. managed to catch some winks when i woke up at 8am. took my bath. then my horniness kicked in. started my business while she was sleeping. played the oysters down there till it became wet. she then woke up to [CodeWord134]. washed up and came up to me to continue our mission. finished with her legs up and spurtted all my bullets onto her tits. shoot. that felt great. washed up and asked her if she wanted to hv breakfast with me. she declined and off she went after i tipped her 200 baht. kissed and sayonara. day 1 accomplished.

day 2. to be continued.

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**Kgncc** · 09-07-06 13:58

Go into the Pink Lady from one of 2 entry's, if you come from the parking lot entrance, go up the stairs, hook a left and go up another short flight and you'll be in the fishbowl area, couple chairs and tables will be waiting in front of the large window, Papa or mamasan will come over and ask you for some drinks - the ice old heinekens jugs are good! Choose your number and ask for the soapy. She will take you upto one of the rooms above the 8th floor. Turns the TV on, some porn flick will be playing. She'll get all the towels and the soap bath running, relax have a drink and some short chit chat and watch the porn. She'll undress and undress you and get you in the bath for a full soap - I asked for my hair washed LOL. Then onto the blown up matress for a full body to body massage (sandwiched style) and onto the bed for FS or whatever she's up for.

On my experience I took 2 ladies, one chosen by my mate and the other chosen by my mates lady (one of her friends) I think because the first one chosen was new and inexperienced, she spoke no english and was been giving instructions on how to perform the soapy.

After the room we headed for Kitchens channel (wicked venue), I was quite drunk and wore one of the ladies showercaps most of the night After more drinks and the evening over we headed back to the room for more action.

Got nothing in the morning as they had to go back to work downstairs - had a killer hangover, checked out and drove back home - soapy and drinks cost 5K THB - (for 2 ladies and to take them out for the night) gave them each a 1k in the morning - fanatastic night, highly recommended.

Originally Posted by Wannanoe

Hi guys,

I just need some feedbacks, am heading to hatyai this weekend and our plan was, to park our car in BKH and take a bus over there. We'll be staying over a night, was just wondering is this safe, as in for my car? and if it is, any recommendations where we should park?

Beside's I've been reading alot about the pink lady and its soapy treatment, anyone can explain what is that? does it include FJ?

Thanks, and can't wait to cheong. Hehehe

**Member #3173** · 09-07-06 09:42

There is no bus in BKH.Take a taxi .Shared one costs only RM3 per person.Wait
for taxi to fill may take I hour.I wish the people concerned would reinstate
the bus from Butterworth to BKH .It was a failure because of the time
schedule thats why they discontinued it.
Yes you can have fj in PL.Cheaper ones are elsewhere though.
The RM3 taxi goes to the Thai side from which the bus is another 30 baht.
I am also goin there tomorrow.Cheers!

**Dr Devil** · 09-07-06 07:36

Originally Posted by King8008

Hello brothers,

I was in Danok yesterday eve and checked in Oscar hotel and enjoyed the dance show in this Oscar cafe. One of the stunners asked for 6000 bth for LT and wow is this any brother paying them this kind of money to book them. And one of the pretty from Bangkok said she accepted 2000 bth to accompany me for the nite. I stupidy believed and paid the bar fine 2000 bth to take her out from the cafe. You know what happen after going for dinner and gone back to room, she asked 200 bth for buying beer and gone out but. Never came back again.

Brothers please fuck out this place Oscar cafe.

In Danok, the safest bet is to book those WL from farms (one small shop lot "karaoke" with all their ladies sitting at front of the shop) as these WL are meant for O/N booking. There are many new farms across He Jia Hotel, but seems quiet there.

Those are cafe are on their own and you are taking your own risk. Bear in mind that bar fine don't usually imply sex included, the companion does not necessary means on your bed, so it's tricky sometime especially when you are dealing with a pretty one. Chances is better if you neg for a S/T. Even those hunted from disco are equally as risky.

**ThaiVisitor** · 09-06-06 16:38

Originally Posted by King8008

Hello brothers,

I was in Danok yesterday eve and checked in Oscar hotel and enjoyed the dance show in this Oscar cafe. One of the stunners asked for 6000 bth for LT and wow is this any brother paying them this kind of money to book them. And one of the pretty from Bangkok said she accepted 2000 bth to accompany me for the nite. I stupidy believed and paid the bar fine 2000 bth to take her out from the cafe. You know what happen after going for dinner and gone back to room, she asked 200 bth for buying beer and gone out but. Never came back again.

Brothers please fuck out this place Oscar cafe.

kekekekekekekekekeke,

Bro, you win some, you lose some lah...

Life goes on. Take it as a lesson to be learnt or whatever.

Maybe you can let us know the name of the girl so that we can be more careful?

Cheers
Tee Vee

**Wannanoe** · 09-06-06 16:18

Hi guys,

I just need some feedbacks, am heading to hatyai this weekend and our plan was, to park our car in BKH and take a bus over there. We'll be staying over a night, was just wondering is this safe, as in for my car? and if it is, any recommendations where we should park?

Beside's I've been reading alot about the pink lady and its soapy treatment, anyone can explain what is that? does it include FJ?

Thanks, and can't wait to cheong. Hehehe

**King8008** · 09-06-06 15:31

Hello brothers,

I was in Danok yesterday eve and checked in Oscar hotel and enjoyed the dance show in this Oscar cafe. One of the stunners asked for 6000 bth for LT and wow is this any brother paying them this kind of money to book them. And one of the pretty from Bangkok said she accepted 2000 bth to accompany me for the nite. I stupidy believed and paid the bar fine 2000 bth to take her out from the cafe. You know what happen after going for dinner and gone back to room, she asked 200 bth for buying beer and gone out but. Never came back again.

Brothers please fuck out this place Oscar cafe.

**Tonsil Basher** · 09-04-06 17:46

Originally Posted by Mabuk

I'm also regular of Grand Plaza, next time better don't take 6th floor.

Hmm..never had any problem sleeping on the 6th floor of that hotel. The only problem was my gweilo friend had a quarrel with his gf next door...she was yelling at him in Thai, him at her in English. That was scary.

**Mabuk** · 09-04-06 16:43

I'm also regular of Grand Plaza, next time better don't take 6th floor.

**Kuailan** · 09-03-06 10:49

Bro , which hotel u stay? Room no. please? Cuz will go to Hatyai soon.

Thanks.

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Bro,
It is Grand Plaza hotel room 605. But i really doubt the hotel room is haunted because the second night Mike was staying in the sam room with no problem at all. As the old chinese saying "if you didn't do aything bad, why should you be scared".

Have a fun trip there.

Cheers
Kuailan

**Diyexplorer** · 09-03-06 10:19

Kindly note that the 10 digit Thai mobile phone numbering system starts on 1 Sept 06 . Callers will have 3 months to get use to the new system before it will phase out the old nine digit numbering system.

For instance, mobile phone numbers which start with "01" should be switched to "081" prefix. Therefore (01) xxx xxxx will become (081) xxx xxxx. For those from overseas who are calling to Thailand, they should dial +668 1xxx xxx.

Fixed-line telephone numbers remain the same.

So so do take note of this when you contacting your girl or pimp in Hatyai.

Regards,

Diyexplorer

**Penang Boy #2** · 09-02-06 19:30

2.00am knn the phone rang and it was Mike. In the depth of sleepiness I thought to myself is this guy really crazy enough to take the “Ah Gua”.
Opened up the door and there comes Mike alone. What had happened ? He told me that his puying suddenly shouted and said a lot of Thai to him which he can’t understand ( his puying speaks only Thai). Then she gave him the hand signal of there is ghost in this room. Without think twice he called me and waned to come over my room for the night.

Knn I was fully awaken by now. How about the puying? Are you going to let her slept alone in the room and scare to death. So we walked over and try to tell her to come over to my room together. She either don’t understand a single words from me or she thought we wana do a threesome kakakaka. She pull the blanket over her head and show that she will still remain in the room. With no choice left I pull her out and bring her together into my room for the night.

She was really frighten and talk to us, too bad we don’t know what the hell she was talking about. 3 of us cramp into the small bed vertically. She was so scared till everytime the old aircond make some noise or the noise of shutting door from next door she will pull the blanket over her head. I hardly get any sleep from this type of disturbance from this girl instead of the ghost kakaka.[/QUOTE]

Bro , which hotel u stay? Room no. please? Cuz will go to Hatyai soon.

Thanks.

**ThaiVisitor** · 09-02-06 10:09

Originally Posted by ***********

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because the subject was not related to the purpose of this Forum, which is as follows:

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex.

Jackson,

Much as we would like to keep the purpose here, I think a warning to fellow forumers so that they can be careful when they travel down to Betong which is 3 and a half hours way from Hatyai is useful. There are forumers who do that regularly.

There's no point in having our fellow bros go to the best pussies in a certain place if they have the risk of getting not only their dicks, but themselves blown away.

Just my 2 baht worth.

Cheers
Tee Vee

**ThaiVisitor** · 08-31-06 13:16

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**ThaiVisitor** · 08-31-06 12:45

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