Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

Mick Licker,And me !Giotto

Well of course I meet you every day at the Lodge.I should have said thanks to Giotto for introducing me to to Piper and Tansak KTV for the first time. Whoops I forgot to mentioned Mrs P, the Mrs Gs, and a student J hanging with me.

[LittleBigMan]

M.L.The more you write the more I want to try Yok, even if she is taller. But because of her personality and her willingless to give me good oil body massage I will ask for JoJo first but if she is not there I surely will try Yok. LBM

[Giotto]

...Tonight I met Tansak KTV and Piper at Giotto's lodge.

Mick Licker,And me !Giotto

[LittleBigMan]

M.L.You're right, when the call was made and the place being somewhat dark, 2 girls came up and me being shorter than my friend. Yok, did scare me since she was so tall and the other girl had facial feature that gave me an impression of a Ladyboy.LBM

[SexWithSmile]

Yes that is consistent with the Yok I met. I forgot to mention after the BBBJ that she moved into 69 automatically and we both licked each other very thoroughly including arseholes. She was definitely into everything.I sometimes suck girls toes. It often turns them on. In this case I forgot the toe sucking either way. She defintely gave the Pornstar expeience IMHO but GFE at the same time. O.K. I suppose it will be necessary to book her from now on.But she is tall and strong so maybe you shorter guys won't like her

Happy to hear that an expert explorer of your stature enjoyed it.You may wish to try threesomes there when you have time and energy.Aside physical, all girls I've tried there show the same kind of motivation, mixing GFE and pornstar. Phoo is also good, a bit older but an absolute 3-holes vacuum cleaner.No drop will remain.Cheers - SWS

[Goreng Pisang]

From Airport, I rang a girl from Angels I saw on the web. She had given me her mobile number by email. She told me she would go back home for New Year. So I could not arrange my first encounter on the first day. Why her? You ask. She is a dead ringer of my ex girl friend; not just face but her body and the way she posed on the photo was just like my ex. So I was very curious and wanted to meet her for the old time sake. However when I spoke to her on the phone, her voice and the way she spoke was not something I expected; it was like talking to your "auntie Edith". I felt my prurient interests diminishing very quickly. Let?s see what happens. (Read my next post) So Option B applies.

I went to the web of Angel massage and try to get an email address of the girls. Don't seem to have one.Could you let me know how we could reach a girl i like that is posted on their web? Would like to get in touch and meet her the day I reach BBK with no time wasted!Maybe the honorable Senior member could help too?Thank you.Goreng Pisang

[M P Lurker]

Mick Licker,Yes you got Yok, When I was there with my buddy who is 6'1' in November, he chose Yok, nearly the same experience you had except he told me that he got the 4 treatment which he has never ever gotten in a Thailand from any of the massage places he visited in the past. 1. BBBJ2. Ass licked3. Toe sucked4. F.S.He choice the 2 hour massage and that choice usually gives the girls that your there for FS, and two shots. After his 1st shot, he got his oil massage to relax and regroup himself. When he was ready he got the 5 treatment to end the session.1. BBBJ2. Ass Licked3. Toe sucked4. Pussy F--K her5. Anal F--K herWhen he left, he told me he's in love! Can't wait to return to her love box.LBM

Yes that is consistent with the Yok I met. I forgot to mention after the BBBJ that she moved into 69 automatically and we both licked each other very thoroughly including arseholes. She was definitely into everything.I sometimes suck girls toes. It often turns them on. In this case I forgot the toe sucking either way. She defintely gave the Pornstar expeience IMHO but GFE at the same time. O.K. I suppose it will be necessary to book her from now on.But she is tall and strong so maybe you shorter guys won't like her

[LittleBigMan]

Mick Licker,Yes you got Yok, When I was there with my buddy who is 6'1' in November, he chose Yok, nearly the same experience you had except he told me that he got the 4 treatment which he has never ever gotten in a Thailand from any of the massage places he visited in the past. 1. BBBJ2. Ass licked3. Toe sucked4. F.S.He choice the 2 hour massage and that choice usually gives the girls that your there for FS, and two shots. After his 1st shot, he got his oil massage to relax and regroup himself. When he was ready he got the 5 treatment to end the session.1. BBBJ2. Ass Licked3. Toe sucked4. Pussy F--K her5. Anal F--K herWhen he left, he told me he's in love! Can't wait to return to her love box.LBM

[El Greco]

Yesterday (Sat Jan 5) decided continue my trawl of Soapy MPs looking for where the gold nuggets are.Unfortunately the lineups of girls were quite depleted at most MPs (still in New Year holidays mode)Started at Catherine (Cat-er-reen in Thai speak). Thais usually put accent on the last syllable.Its next Royal Pacific Plaza Hotel in Soi 11, Rama 9 road.Was well past openng time and while they usually have lots of girls starting at 1700 Baht, the fishbowl was totally empty.Each girl coming out was greeted by several guys competing to grab her first.Next to La Defense (La de-fong in Thai speak) almost next door with just a Hotel in between.A few girls were available here.Prices: 1900, 2200 in the fishbowl with a Farang surcharge of 500 Baht. No B-Course (body-slide here)Sideline started at 2600 Baht (2Hrs) + the Farang surcharge, so although one S.L. girl interested me, I didn't want to pay3100 just yet.I think La Defense is good for East Asians but not quite the best place for Farangs if have to pay 500 extra. Old customers may be able to avoid this charge.Went to the next Soi 13 by motorcycle with the 7Eleven and Victoria's Secret sign. 400 metres in, turn left and another 300 metres to Victoria's Secret.Its part of the "Lord" group that includes Longbeach1800 Baht for 1.5 Hr B-Course (body-slide) and 1900 Baht for fishbowl girls (2Hr).The girl who really fitted my "spec" (slim and narrow cute face) was already taken. The girl with a straightish body and big fake tits didn't impress me. The papsan said she gives great service.I wickedly replied that ladyboys" probably give great service too and I didn't need a girl with a figure like a lady boy.The place looked reasonable and I certainly try it again in the future when more girls available (only about 6 girls at the time).Next stop was Colonze 1 (Colon-say in Thai speak with strong accent on the "say" and rhymes with Beyonce the singer) again by motorcycle.A better selection of girls (perhaps 15-20 available) but the place was real busy with lots of Thais and possibly other Asians sitting at tables drinking outside the fishbowlPrices were 1600 and 1900 (fishbowl 2hrs) and Side Line started at 2200. This place looks good value with no Farang surcharge but did not quite find a stunner.Several looked good except for a bad nose job and I am very fussy about noses (carzy man).I assume that the stunners were busy, with so many customers waiting around relaxing till their ideal girl arrived perhaps..Next stop was Noar. A short taxi ride from Colonze, did a U-turn on Rama 9 road, now heading back towards Asoke Road, but shortly turned left into Ekkamai road (Sukhumwit Soi 63 extension). Noar is right near the Rama 9 expressway, so turn after barely 300m into the first small Soi on the left (off Ekkamai road). Seems to be called Soi Soon Wichai (soon-wi-jai) 14. Turn left again immediately to find Noar.Noar opens at 14:00 OR 12:00 on weekends. Fishbowl had B-course girl for 1700 Baht and others for 2000 Baht (all 2Hrs). Mostly older looking girls like late 20s early 30s but some nice racks on them. Still hadn't seen the "honey" of my dreams.From there grabbed a taxi on Ekkamai road and headed north, straight under the Rama 9 expressway and continued (road now seems to be called Prasert Manukit but same road) about 2 kms. Left turn into Pracha-Uthit (bpra-char oo-tit) road. After 0.5 km crossed the bridge over the canal and a futher 0.5 km to Meng-jai intersection (the first major intersection). Right turn and perhaps 200-300 metres on the left is the "Tharn Thong" entertainment complex with Sauna, Karaoke, Thai Traditional Massage, Oil Massage, and the "Selene" (Se-le-nay!) Soapy MP accross the car park. Selene was once called Maleena and then chaned name to Maliryn (not Marilyn).Its O.K. to arrive here by taxi as commissions are not paid.TharnThong has some very pretty young girls that do Thai traditional massage and Oil massage. You need to take the "Gold" room to get your own showering facility and it doesn't cost much more.Prices were Thai Massage: 400, or 550 for Gold room. Oil Massage: 600, or 750 for Gold room.All 2hrs minimum and extras to be negotiated with the girl.Didn't check out the Sauna.Here is the web site but unfortunately its in Thai but click on the MODELS: http://www.ilikemassage.com/tharnthong/index.htmCrossed over carpark to Selene Soapy section. Fishbowl girls were 1800 and Baht. This may have included a before 20:00 discount (100 Baht?).Sideline girls looked good starting at 2700 Baht for 1.5 hours. Anne took my fancy and was also recommended by the papasan "gra-ting" (which means "bull"). He said he thought he regnised me from when he worked previously at Mirage which is now closed. Went with Anne number S-09 (2700 Baht) who matched my spec approximately. Once she got her gear off, could tell that her breasts were very slightly unusual (and big). She apparently had a silicone job but was very hard to detect by touch as they were quite soft. This was one of the best tit jobs I have seen. She was now a large C cup almost to D. She showed me the tiny scars under the armpit.Anne was a go-er with very naughty and bubbly personality (but not faked). She was an ex-Amsterdam girl and described that place as a super rip-off place. Had been working soapies for 3-4 years but she still really enjoyed a GOOD sex session. In no way a worn out worker.I guessed she was about 23-25 years but she revealed was 33. Perhaps she is one of the few not to lie about her age.Face:8.5Body: 9Blowjob: 9 (wonderfully soft and long strokes)Sex: 10 (quite orgasmic and couldn't find anything to deduct any marks).After DATY I was concerned that her pussy would be too tight and started with a doggy postion.But her pussy just grabbed him beautifully and as she had a superb arse (ass for Americans), I was in heaven. She didn't kiss much so this was the thing that stopped it being a total GFE but otherwise super from start to finish.Would certainly repeat. Taxi back to Cultural Centre (Soon Wattanatham) underground (subway) MRT station was easiest.Last attachment is a Map

GREAT INFO!!!Ever thinking of publishing a book? The name of it could be "Bangkok's Sexplorations".It would cover all your expenses for sure.Thanks for sharing.El Greco

[Palatkik]

Well that certainly arouses my curiosity.Are you saying that Bum is not Thai? or just refuses to speak Thai?Can't say I have met any Thai girls who wouldn't speak Thai to me, recently.It could be that she considers her English is better than your Thai (even if it isn't) and therefore sticks to English. Of course if you are Thai also, then perhaps she is "dat jarit" (a bit of a show off).

She said she was from Bangkok. Services a lot of Japanese and seems to like speaking English to improve her other oral skills. Not worth going out of your way for but certainly a satisfying service. Nice massage to boot!

[Joe Nailer]

Day 3: Sorry it?s a bit long.After the New Year?s social formality ended, the mongering scene seemed to liven up a bit.I went to Soi Cowbody. For a newbie, it was quite intimidating to walk through the "gauntlet". I walked into Long Gun at around 9pm as Mick Licker recommended for a newbie to see what it was like. In the middle of seemingly small space was a narrow rectangular stage on which 5, 6 girls in skimpy attire were dancing in their own styles. I took a seat at the back row, and ordered a Singha beer (120B). A girl called Oi sat next to me, and we exchanged the names. Thanks to ISG, I knew the procedure here; buy her a lady drink, bar fine her, and offer for a ST. But I hadn?t intended to do that because a mere half an hour before, I had a session already at Dream Massage at soi 31(see below). I was not sure I could do it again so soon. But I must say Oi had clean facial lines, and she seemed to demonstrate the ability to have a meaningful conversation with me. I certainly would go there again and ask for Oi next time.Following on from SC, I went to NEP to see what they were like. There were a bevy of 8 girls in the sailor uniforms and posing in the front of NEP. I didn?t know what that was all about.I got the general drift of these places now. Definitely, I would try Long Gun again and others on SC next time, not sure about NEP though.Dream Massage: I remembered there were a few MPs along this street. So I walked along, and found Orchid Massage after a good 10 minutes walk from Suk. When I walked in, three girls were playing some card game on the floor, looking like zombies. So I left. Walking back down to Suk Road, I found Dream Massage.A tall rather nice looking girl greeted me, and motioned me to sit on a sofa, showing me their photo album. What a big difference from Orchid Massage! She said there were only 6 girls available for that night. I hinted if she was among the 6 girls. An emphatic "no" was her answer. But she recommended Far, who looked nice though a bit dark, which I didn?t mind. Far came down and held my hand and took me to a room. Far was a 25 yo, a tiny girl from Issarn. Looked very friendly but in a quiet way. We had shower together. Again my manhood got a hard on as she stroke it softly. Her tits were not as big as I saw in the photo, which suited me nicely. But her nipples were quite dark. We moved to bed. Note she put the towel around her body throughout the massage ? this was not a good sign. I don?t know this was reason why my manhood had been flaccid during the massage. After massage, she took off the towel and sat between my legs. With really nice dick/balls massage, my manhood became solid again. She put a condom on and started a CBJ quite intensely. She maneuvered her ass towards my face, to form a semi 69 position. But I became less keen when I saw her ****/bumhole area quite dark. This reminded me of an old mare (don?t ask me why). Not discouraged by this, I pushed her ass towards my manhood which she took it in and rode me cowgirl. She seemed to be enjoying her up-down movement on the mirror. We swapped the position, and continued until I blew my load. I was so knackered, probably due to scouring up and down Sois this afternoon. Hence there was no hanky panky at Long Gun. Place: Dream Massage Suk/31Name: Far (from Issarn)Age: 25Face: 7/10Body: 6/10 (a bit short and plump)English: 3/5 Attitude: 2/5 (with towel around her body was a letdown)Massage: 4/5 (because of a good dick/balls massage)Recommend: BorderlineDamage: 500B 1 hour oil + 1500B tipDay 4: It must be something I ate off the street vendor previous day. Stomach bugs put me out of action all day. Hence no report. Day 5: GFE. What an unlucky man I was! I wrote about this girl from Angel26 in my previous report. I came over all the way to indulge myself a little with the now resurrected ex GF in the form of a Thai girl and a SW (but I don?t want to think that) Note my ex was Vietnamese.We met at Starbucks at MBK and had the usual chit chat. Tired of walking around MBK, I asked if she wanted to come to my hotel. : D She said she could but said she could not do "specials" ? (oh, slow down, girl, slow down) She did not know the English word to explain it why. But I twigged. She had her period. She said she could do a HJ instead. Poor me! She said she was sorry. I had a mixed feeling about her offer/comments. Was I just her another client? Of course I was. Anyway, off we went.It was really funny. Here we were, meeting for the first time arranged through emails, and having the usual conversation like anyone who just met. But once we got over this little thing, the rest got a lot easier as if we had known each other for ages. Now we were talking risqu? subjects.Lying down side by side on bed, we chatted about her job, her family etc. This segued into kissing; she was first hesitant, but opened up a little. She said, kissing deep and fondling were preludes to a full sex. She said that knowing she could not have a full sex, it was not good idea. I concurred with her and settled with half of DFK.She sat between my legs and removed my trousers and underwear. She started to gently stoke my manhood, and said "have you got oil or lotion? " Oh No! For the next 5 minutes or so, we looked for the substitute in my hotel room. I had moisturizing lotion. But it was not slimy enough. I asked for BBBJ to make it slippery. She said she wouldn?t do that, but she could do CBJ, and asked me if I had a condom. Good point! I handed one to her. She enquired if this was a Thai make. I said I didn?t know but it was not Chinese. All this conversation was making my manhood quite limp. She briefly did BBBJ on the head and put the condom on the still flaccid member. She sucked real slow, coaxing and it was such an erotic scene to watch her head move up and down with the right amount of pressure exerted by her cute mouth. My wood got hard inside the condom and was stretching outwards. With such a stellar performance on CBJ and HJ, I was finally spent.She was very sorry she could not make love to me (read "provide the special") this time and suggested I should meet her the later part of a month to guarantee a love making (read "the action").She was from Issarn. She showed me the small of her back, which was quite dark. I thought it was due to sun tan. But she said it was "original". A funny girl.She left at 6pm as she had a party with the other Angel girls. She said I could join if I wanted, but I chickened out. I asked if she wanted some money. She said she would appreciate it for taxi. I handed a 1000B note to the girl for taxi. Watching her wave and smile at me from taxi, I felt content.

[Sean Way]

Can somebody recommend a good oil massage parlor in soi 11, where extra in guarantee.Thanks

You could try Sabai Sabai. Its on a back street behind Soi 11 the other side of the road to the Ambassador. I wouldn't say the girls are 10's but they deliver what you want.

[Fast Eddie 48]

You are right, but only if you travel light and not at odd hours. Walking e.G. from Town Lodge all through Soi 18 and then to the Sky train station with heavy luggage is no fun. Neither runs the sky train late at night.

Tiger 888,I think taking the skytrain in the rush hr is good idea skip all the traffic at sukhumvit or rama IX during rush hr you can take as long as 90 min to the airport from nana area.Fast eddie 48

[M P Lurker]

Yesterday (Sat Jan 5) decided continue my trawl of Soapy MPs looking for where the gold nuggets are.Unfortunately the lineups of girls were quite depleted at most MPs (still in New Year holidays mode)Started at Catherine (Cat-er-reen in Thai speak). Thais usually put accent on the last syllable.Its next Royal Pacific Plaza Hotel in Soi 11, Rama 9 road.Was well past openng time and while they usually have lots of girls starting at 1700 Baht, the fishbowl was totally empty.Each girl coming out was greeted by several guys competing to grab her first.Next to La Defense (La de-fong in Thai speak) almost next door with just a Hotel in between.A few girls were available here.Prices: 1900, 2200 in the fishbowl with a Farang surcharge of 500 Baht. No B-Course (body-slide here)Sideline started at 2600 Baht (2Hrs) + the Farang surcharge, so although one S.L. girl interested me, I didn't want to pay3100 just yet.I think La Defense is good for East Asians but not quite the best place for Farangs if have to pay 500 extra. Old customers may be able to avoid this charge.Went to the next Soi 13 by motorcycle with the 7Eleven and Victoria's Secret sign. 400 metres in, turn left and another 300 metres to Victoria's Secret.Its part of the "Lord" group that includes Longbeach1800 Baht for 1.5 Hr B-Course (body-slide) and 1900 Baht for fishbowl girls (2Hr).The girl who really fitted my "spec" (slim and narrow cute face) was already taken. The girl with a straightish body and big fake tits didn't impress me. The papsan said she gives great service.I wickedly replied that ladyboys" probably give great service too and I didn't need a girl with a figure like a lady boy.The place looked reasonable and I certainly try it again in the future when more girls available (only about 6 girls at the time).Next stop was Colonze 1 (Colon-say in Thai speak with strong accent on the "say" and rhymes with Beyonce the singer) again by motorcycle.A better selection of girls (perhaps 15-20 available) but the place was real busy with lots of Thais and possibly other Asians sitting at tables drinking outside the fishbowlPrices were 1600 and 1900 (fishbowl 2hrs) and Side Line started at 2200. This place looks good value with no Farang surcharge but did not quite find a stunner.Several looked good except for a bad nose job and I am very fussy about noses (carzy man).I assume that the stunners were busy, with so many customers waiting around relaxing till their ideal girl arrived perhaps..Next stop was Noar. A short taxi ride from Colonze, did a U-turn on Rama 9 road, now heading back towards Asoke Road, but shortly turned left into Ekkamai road (Sukhumwit Soi 63 extension). Noar is right near the Rama 9 expressway, so turn after barely 300m into the first small Soi on the left (off Ekkamai road). Seems to be called Soi Soon Wichai (soon-wi-jai) 14. Turn left again immediately to find Noar.Noar opens at 14:00 OR 12:00 on weekends. Fishbowl had B-course girl for 1700 Baht and others for 2000 Baht (all 2Hrs). Mostly older looking girls like late 20s early 30s but some nice racks on them. Still hadn't seen the "honey" of my dreams.From there grabbed a taxi on Ekkamai road and headed north, straight under the Rama 9 expressway and continued (road now seems to be called Prasert Manukit but same road) about 2 kms. Left turn into Pracha-Uthit (bpra-char oo-tit) road. After 0.5 km crossed the bridge over the canal and a futher 0.5 km to Meng-jai intersection (the first major intersection). Right turn and perhaps 200-300 metres on the left is the "Tharn Thong" entertainment complex with Sauna, Karaoke, Thai Traditional Massage, Oil Massage, and the "Selene" (Se-le-nay!) Soapy MP accross the car park. Selene was once called Maleena and then chaned name to Maliryn (not Marilyn).Its O.K. to arrive here by taxi as commissions are not paid.TharnThong has some very pretty young girls that do Thai traditional massage and Oil massage. You need to take the "Gold" room to get your own showering facility and it doesn't cost much more.Prices were Thai Massage: 400, or 550 for Gold room. Oil Massage: 600, or 750 for Gold room.All 2hrs minimum and extras to be negotiated with the girl.Didn't check out the Sauna.Here is the web site but unfortunately its in Thai but click on the MODELS: http://www.ilikemassage.com/tharnthong/index.htmCrossed over carpark to Selene Soapy section. Fishbowl girls were 1800 and 2000 Baht. This may have included a before 20:00 discount (100 Baht?).Sideline girls looked good starting at 2700 Baht for 1.5 hours. Anne took my fancy and was also recommended by the papasan "gra-ting" (which means "bull"). He said he thought he regnised me from when he worked previously at Mirage which is now closed. Went with Anne number S-09 (2700 Baht) who matched my spec approximately. Once she got her gear off, could tell that her breasts were very slightly unusual (and big). She apparently had a silicone job but was very hard to detect by touch as they were quite soft. This was one of the best tit jobs I have seen. She was now a large C cup almost to D. She showed me the tiny scars under the armpit.Anne was a go-er with very naughty and bubbly personality (but not faked). She was an ex-Amsterdam girl and described that place as a super rip-off place. Had been working soapies for 3-4 years but she still really enjoyed a GOOD sex session. In no way a worn out worker.I guessed she was about 23-25 years but she revealed was 33. Perhaps she is one of the few not to lie about her age.Face:8.5Body: 9Blowjob: 9 (wonderfully soft and long strokes)Sex: 10 (quite orgasmic and couldn't find anything to deduct any marks).After DATY I was concerned that her pussy would be too tight and started with a doggy postion.But her pussy just grabbed him beautifully and as she had a superb arse (ass for Americans), I was in heaven. She didn't kiss much so this was the thing that stopped it being a total GFE but otherwise super from start to finish.Would certainly repeat. Taxi back to Cultural Centre (Soon Wattanatham) underground (subway) MRT station was easiest.Last attachment is a Map

[M P Lurker]

<cut>mps are virtually dead due to new year.<cut>

the whole of bangkok mongering scene is a little depleated on jan 1 to 4 and then starts to pick up. many girls went back to their home country towns.even very few traffic jams in bangkok compared to normal.the mps were probably worst affected, with some having very weak lineups or even empty fishbowls with virtually every girl busy.the go-go bars still had plenty of girls but fewer customers than normal heard on the grape vine that bangkok cozy mp girls were complaining about the lack of customers. as a high portion of the customers are thai, and most have spent to much money on new year celebrations, they have little left over for mongering right now.there was still a good selection of girls at thonglor ii in the new year. i was surprised.