Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Prives, solarium, best wingman toastmonger.

So, a new wingman, Toastmonger, a first time Rio visitor has been in town. We went to centro prives yesterday, emporiodobanho, the usual suspects written about here often. We both had good sessions, 200 r for an hour, then we shopped in saara, and he got a local soccer shirt, a brazilian team, and immediately put it on, assigning him my best all time wingman spot for that. Alot of wingmen won't do that insisting on wearing their foreign baseball caps and wondering why they have been robbed multiple times, which affects me both in terms of having to give them loaner cell phones but also makes me a target.

Anyway, we also went to Solarium the night before. I guess it was close to 800 r all in for 40 minutes. The girls there are top shelf, and fun, again, if you know the porta dos fundos sobremesa video and can more or less reenact it with them. Vagabundo got 3 numbers of the top tier girls, a negra cute with a great bundinha (small ass), and a super model hot blonde also with a great ass, and here is the trick. When the place closes at 1 AM, the girls go to Joia Carioca a restaurant on the main drag, also populated heavily by college aged girls and locals. We are sitting there having a meal, the Solarium girls we were in the club with come up, bum a burger off of wingman, and Vagabundo is reenacting sobremesa the porta dos fundos skit, and a local gets all jealous and starts shouting, which was hilarious.

Wingman is staying the Grand Hyatt barra on accumulated points and Vagabundo is going there and checking out the pool, and exec lounge, which are top shelf, but still prefers his place closer to praia do pepe, or praia macumba because he actually likes to swim. I had a great session with a regular prive girl yesterday, shot a big load on her white cheeks to finish, and am waiting to see if she comes through on Saturday for 4 hours which usually includes 2 hours of actual fucking, and cooking salmon.

I have legit non pros lined up, a Ukrainian woman here, a finnish girl ready to fly out if I want to, and numbers from tier 1 terma girls ready to do pernoites for 500 r, who DFK, and would be good to put in the rotation. Some girls want my babies, but as George Shultz said, for that you want as rich a girl as possible, and my baby momma prospects are the opposite, but I plan to help some of them with work study programs because they are smart and it is good for the soul, not to mention evidence that I am a upstanding citizen of the world.

That said, Lieutenant Aldo Raine, callsign Vagabundo, with Toastmonger aka Bear Jew, in our ongoing joke about Inglorious Basterds, is looking forward to more fucking as cardio cross training today, Shabat Shalom, I leave it to you observant persons to go to temple, I shall admire the philosophy of Baruch Spinoza as I am fucking for a few hours and thinking perhaps of Deuteronomy, or not.

I bring the best hoars from the sheol of centro to the heaven of Barra.

[Lalabo]

Monte Carlo is a trap, not worth even the entry fee. Small area with a small line up of girls, where most of them are average quality, been there a couple of times and I can't count the number of times, I saw a girl I could rate an 8. Coupled with the most outrageous fee of 980 for a session, Its a waste of time. Centaurus has more quality and options, though the price is crazy too and the girls hound you like sharks.

My experience at MC matches yours. There were about ten below-average-looking girls when I visited the first time, and I left within half an hour. I gave it another try a couple of years later after reading a few positive reports, but I had the same result. I also visited Centaurus once; although it had better-looking girls than MC, the relentless hounding was unbearable, so I left without a session. I have no plans to visit either club again.

[Vagabundo1]

Furthermore, I saw a man shot at point blank range in Metro Uruguiana in the back of the head in 2015. The motive was money. He was a money carrier for some biz. You can look back to 2015 on this thread.

Now, realize I have been here 27 times and on this trip, which may be my last, I have been here 2115 days (but who is counting).

Today, I did a centro prive girl for 250/55 minutes for a CPF PM of less than 5. Toastmonger the BEST wingman I have ever had chose a Brazilian footbal shirt and immediately put it on! He did a girl at a centro prive.

No, those areas are not safe.

Santa Teresa is lapa and filled with tranvestites and gays and lots of street violence.

Centro is a high crime area. I've been assaulted there several times, once with a knife.

Especially if there is a 28 Oct. Type of police operation on, even the central train station is at risk of masses of young men, 18-30 storming around and grabbing anything of value. Teammates from my muay team who are pretty fit and train for this sent out pictures of such arrastaos at central train station. Ann amari has knife wounds on her let from attempted theft of her phone.

[The Tall Man]

And I beg to differ to the differ! Giving today's Centaurus high marks is laughable. It's only a pathetic shell of its former self lacking talent in terms of both numbers and quality. Not even close to what it was when I started going to Brazil. It was so bad the last time I went that I'm thinking about skipping Centaurus altogether during my next visit to Rio. I still like going to 4 x4 in Centro, and have never been or felt threatened in that part of town. Of course, things happen, but I try to be smart and safe, and luckily nothing bad has happened to me in Centro.

Oh the great memories I had 25 years ago in all these clubs you mention and not to be overshadowed by the endless nights in HELP.

About every half dozen years I will read the going-on's of Rio if nothing else for the memories. It is amazing that all these clubs are still going after all these decades.

So my last visits to Rio was in 2000, now I am 10+ years in Colombia but need to get back for a visit. Not seeking any sympathy as the thousand give or take Colombian women have been nothing short of spectacular yet the exotica Brazilian women are so enticing.

The Tall Man.

[Rio Bob]

I am going to Rio in one week and have couple questions about the city.

I was in SP several times and know, that there are some areas, like Centro, which are dangerous even during the day.

What about Centro and Santa Teresa districts in Rio?

Does they relatively safe to walk in the evening or early night?

Santa Teresa (Lapa) on the weekends there are many clubs and outdoor bars and restaurants. This area is a big draw for Brazilian nightlife, very crowded but as others have said you need to stay aware of your surroundings if they detect you as an easy mark. Below is a good video to give you an idea of the area.

https://youtu.be/LzTpyTTKTw8?si=hzJ8KrGLU26Yb4YN

[Turgid]

I beg to differ. Monte Carlo is a trap, not worth even the entry fee. Small area with a small line up of girls, where most of them are average quality, been there a couple of times and I can't count the number of times, I saw a girl I could rate an 8. Coupled with the most outrageous fee of 980 for a session, Its a waste of time. Centaurus has more quality and options, though the price is crazy too and the girls hound you like sharks.

Perhaps I went at bad times in my 2025 trip but I have to agree with this description of Monte Carlo, it was no where as good as my pre covid trips to Rio. Also I may have gone at a bad time as well but my one trip to Centaurus was worse than my Monte Carlo visits, the talent there was very disappointed. Also from what I have been reading I may have visited Solarium at good times for the best girls were to be found there.

[The Cane]

I beg to differ. Monte Carlo is a trap, not worth even the entry fee. Small area with a small line up of girls, where most of them are average quality, been there a couple of times and I can't count the number of times, I saw a girl I could rate an 8. Coupled with the most outrageous fee of 980 for a session, Its a waste of time. Centaurus has more quality and options, though the price is crazy too and the girls hound you like sharks.

And I beg to differ to the differ! Giving today's Centaurus high marks is laughable. It's only a pathetic shell of its former self lacking talent in terms of both numbers and quality. Not even close to what it was when I started going to Brazil. It was so bad the last time I went that I'm thinking about skipping Centaurus altogether during my next visit to Rio. I still like going to 4 x4 in Centro, and have never been or felt threatened in that part of town. Of course, things happen, but I try to be smart and safe, and luckily nothing bad has happened to me in Centro.

[Tribute15]

I beg to differ. Monte Carlo is a trap, not worth even the entry fee. Small area with a small line up of girls, where most of them are average quality, been there a couple of times and I can't count the number of times, I saw a girl I could rate an 8. Coupled with the most outrageous fee of 980 for a session, Its a waste of time. Centaurus has more quality and options, though the price is crazy too and the girls hound you like sharks.

Agree great report. Harry next time try Monte Carlo. Yes only 10 girls and less party atmosphere but always a solid lineup and great performance. I put it above 4 x4 (too loud / trashy) and Solarium (too sterile and stiff). Even going daytime like 3 or 4 has paid off. Always left happy.

If I are up past midnight Dolce Vita can deliver a hottie from time to time and fun dance vibe.

[Vagabundo1]

No, those areas are not safe.

Santa Teresa is lapa and filled with tranvestites and gays and lots of street violence.

Centro is a high crime area. I've been assaulted there several times, once with a knife.

Especially if there is a 28 Oct. Type of police operation on, even the central train station is at risk of masses of young men, 18-30 storming around and grabbing anything of value. Teammates from my muay team who are pretty fit and train for this sent out pictures of such arrastaos at central train station. Ann amari has knife wounds on her let from attempted theft of her phone.

I am going to Rio in one week and have couple questions about the city.

I was in SP several times and know, that there are some areas, like Centro, which are dangerous even during the day.

What about Centro and Santa Teresa districts in Rio?

Does they relatively safe to walk in the evening or early night?

[Questner]

I am going to Rio in one week and have couple questions about the city.

I was in SP several times and know, that there are some areas, like Centro, which are dangerous even during the day.

What about Centro and Santa Teresa districts in Rio?

Does they relatively safe to walk in the evening or early night?

Relatively, yes, they are safe. I do walk in Centro. However, inherently Centro and some areas in Santa Teresa are not safe. Impartial source would advise you not to stay in Centro and not to walk after business hours.

[Guest19]

I am going to Rio in one week and have couple questions about the city.

I was in SP several times and know, that there are some areas, like Centro, which are dangerous even during the day.

What about Centro and Santa Teresa districts in Rio?

Does they relatively safe to walk in the evening or early night?

[Vagabundo1]

I've been to scandallo and I disagree. It is literally the same girls. Penelope from 4 x 4 who was 18 in 2020. If you are in Brazil full time, and fuck all these girls, then it is clear. The best girls in Brazil are from minas gerais, and they come to Rio as much as sp, but they LIKE rio because of the beach, they live in recreio and barra. With vagabundo.

You won't find anything in Rio close to Scandallo, but additional options include Casa Blanca (15-25 girls, small club) in Copacabana and Vittrini Lounge Beer (30+ girls, more open Disco Club with civilians) in Barra the Tijuca.

[QueRico]

Ya I can share some details. It's long and over the course of 3 years. It's probably more relevant in the Seeking forum as that's where I initially met her. I'm definitely better for it and learned a ton.

Please do in a new thread over there. Would be awesome.

[MrBuckley]

A close family member was involved with one. Pure hell. They are very manipulative and cunning and play on male chivalry "to save them" which is of course never going to work. To save your sanity you have to end the relationship as fast as possible with complete radio-silence thereafter.

I don't want to paint them as bad since they can't control it but they will invariable draw you into their toxic vortex. Congrats to you for getting out and remember to stay firm: absolutely no contact!
If you like share your story in another thread or via P.M. A survivor story is a great lesson for other people.

Ya I can share some details. It's long and over the course of 3 years. It's probably more relevant in the Seeking forum as that's where I initially met her. I'm definitely better for it and learned a ton.

[Chicago85]

Thanks, much appreciated. Sounds like my kind of place, will def try when I get there. I prefer quality to quantity but having said that Scandallo in SP is just ridiculous for both, if only they had a place in Rio.

You won't find anything in Rio close to Scandallo, but additional options include Casa Blanca (15-25 girls, small club) in Copacabana and Vittrini Lounge Beer (30+ girls, more open Disco Club with civilians) in Barra the Tijuca.