Lima

[Jack Jericho]

What do you think Jack Jericho and Jockey16 are doing? They are here to let people know about their services.

Just to be clear, I provide no services at all. I no longer share the contact info of any girl, I do not offer guide, transportation nor lodging services. I do not recommend any venue. I just share my knowledge and my experience, in the hope it might be useful, and ask for nothing in return other than a report of the results at the forum, which most guys simply forget to do.

In the past I have met with fellow forists for a beer or coffee and some conversation and I've even played wingman to visit a chongo, but I've never asked for retribution, not even for the gas and the use of my car and, since I retired to Germany, I don't do that anymore.

J. J.

[AngmoLover]

Lots of solid info on here from members!

The one dude saying men are grumpy and then saying he's not going to share anything is funny, imagine not adding anything to a conversation and then saying 'send me info please, I don't want to share on here' jajajaja some dudes get off by just posting comments and reading comments I think. To each his own.

I also have a local guide here who does most of that.

There are options for any man to not go into these dangerous areas alone.

Every man should know enough Spanish to greet and say "Listo" to the chicks at the brothels haha the guy I know doesn't have a brothel business, he just charges like $10-20 to go there and where ever. People have mentioned his services here. He goes between Brazil, Colombia and Peru (he's Peruvian) so he's not always here, but he's worth his weight in gold.

Hahahah. Yeah. If you look hard enough, there are these sort of guides in every city that is a pooning destination. But this asshole Onijdi doesn't think such guides exists. That's a reasonable rate that your guide charges, and I am sure you buy him a drink in there too.

[AngmoLover]

I didn't realize that yall were posting to promote someone's guide business. For that, I apologize.

For readers that are here to get information on a locale, I say this: Every locale that you monger at will have people preaching about how dangerous the place is. I just don't get why. Lima is no more dangerous than other major city anywhere in the world. To be successful, read plenty in your research to get the lay of the land. Watch YouTube videos also. Screen people for their BS and make judgment calls you can live with. In any city, it can help to have a guide. Even for seasoned travelers, guides can help you see something you may have never come across. I consider myself an expert on many locales, yet every trip I learn something new from talking to other mongers, the girls, and the local citizenry. Don't let the fear preached by other mongers deter you from visiting a particular place, but also don't go somewhere with the naitivity that nothing will happen to you.

Remember, if you always follow the guide or guidebook, you are living someone else's vacation. We are here not only for mongering but also for the excitement of new life experiences. Trust yourself and put yourself out there to new experiences. Maybe you will find something new, something that no one has written about, to tell us in your future trip reports!

What do you think Jack Jericho and Jockey16 are doing? They are here to let people know about their services. And that's great. Some people here do want what they provide. I have never promoted this guy before, but because some asshole here called Onojdi claims such guides are my invention, I brought him up. Like you, I have been to many cities in the world. And lima is more dangerous then some other cities, especially when you are a turista. To say it's not so, it's misleading and an outright lie. If you never plan on leaving Miraflores, then Lima is quite safe. However, I defy you to say that Callao is just as safe as Singapore, or Tokyo or Seoul etc. I have been to some shady parts of cities before to poon. And I am still here to talk about it because I always assume the area I am going into is more dangerous then where I live.

[The Cane]

I didn't realize that yall were posting to promote someone's guide business. For that, I apologize.

For readers that are here to get information on a locale, I say this: Every locale that you monger at will have people preaching about how dangerous the place is. I just don't get why. Lima is no more dangerous than other major city anywhere in the world. To be successful, read plenty in your research to get the lay of the land. Watch YouTube videos also. Screen people for their BS and make judgment calls you can live with. In any city, it can help to have a guide. Even for seasoned travelers, guides can help you see something you may have never come across. I consider myself an expert on many locales, yet every trip I learn something new from talking to other mongers, the girls, and the local citizenry. Don't let the fear preached by other mongers deter you from visiting a particular place, but also don't go somewhere with the naitivity that nothing will happen to you.

Remember, if you always follow the guide or guidebook, you are living someone else's vacation. We are here not only for mongering but also for the excitement of new life experiences. Trust yourself and put yourself out there to new experiences. Maybe you will find something new, something that no one has written about, to tell us in your future trip reports!

Well put! Could not have said it better!

[LetsGoMets]

I didn't realize that yall were posting to promote someone's guide business. For that, I apologize.

For readers that are here to get information on a locale, I say this: Every locale that you monger at will have people preaching about how dangerous the place is. I just don't get why. Lima is no more dangerous than other major city anywhere in the world. To be successful, read plenty in your research to get the lay of the land. Watch YouTube videos also. Screen people for their BS and make judgment calls you can live with. In any city, it can help to have a guide. Even for seasoned travelers, guides can help you see something you may have never come across. I consider myself an expert on many locales, yet every trip I learn something new from talking to other mongers, the girls, and the local citizenry. Don't let the fear preached by other mongers deter you from visiting a particular place, but also don't go somewhere with the naitivity that nothing will happen to you.

Remember, if you always follow the guide or guidebook, you are living someone else's vacation. We are here not only for mongering but also for the excitement of new life experiences. Trust yourself and put yourself out there to new experiences. Maybe you will find something new, something that no one has written about, to tell us in your future trip reports!

"According to Numbeo's 2026 Crime Index, Lima ranks among the top 25 most dangerous cities in the world with a crime index of 70.2 out of 100. It sits above cities like São Paulo, Bogotá, Mexico City, and Chicago. For context, the global average for major cities is considerably lower, and most cities in Europe, East Asia, and the Middle East score well below 50."

[Mexidan]

Taking the Uber to the chongo and back, is not really the point. For people who don't speak Spanish, the Uber driver is not going to hang around and translate for you. The guy I know, is a guide, and he runs a part time business called Brothel Tourism. He is almost like a fixer. For those who have never been to a Chongo, he is there to walk you through the procedure at the door, the etiquette, the security, etc. Also act as a wingman for pickpockets and scams. He can chat to the girl you like and do the negotiation for you. He knows what time and what days have the most chicas working. And even what time of the day, the hot chicas come out to play. What band is playing at the Chongo, if you want the entertainment part too. Stuff like that. Most westerners will be like a deer in the headlights when they walk into a chongo. I am not against going there by yourself, but for for first timers, it helps to have a guide.

I didn't realize that y’all were posting to promote someone's guide business. For that, I apologize.

For readers that are here to get information on a locale, I say this: Every locale that you monger at will have people preaching about how dangerous the place is. I just don't get why. Lima is no more dangerous than other major city anywhere in the world. To be successful, read plenty in your research to get the lay of the land. Watch YouTube videos also. Screen people for their BS and make judgment calls you can live with. In any city, it can help to have a guide. Even for seasoned travelers, guides can help you see something you may have never come across. I consider myself an expert on many locales, yet every trip I learn something new from talking to other mongers, the girls, and the local citizenry. Don't let the fear preached by other mongers deter you from visiting a particular place, but also don't go somewhere with the naitivity that nothing will happen to you.

Remember, if you always follow the guide or guidebook, you are living someone else's vacation. We are here not only for mongering but also for the excitement of new life experiences. Trust yourself and put yourself out there to new experiences. Maybe you will find something new, something that no one has written about, to tell us in your future trip reports!

[LetsGoMets]

Taking the Uber to the chongo and back, is not really the point. For people who don't speak Spanish, the Uber driver is not going to hang around and translate for you. The guy I know, is a guide, and he runs a part time business called Brothel Tourism. He is almost like a fixer. For those who have never been to a Chongo, he is there to walk you through the procedure at the door, the etiquette, the security, etc. Also act as a wingman for pickpockets and scams. He can chat to the girl you like and do the negotiation for you. He knows what time and what days have the most chicas working. And even what time of the day, the hot chicas come out to play. What band is playing at the Chongo, if you want the entertainment part too. Stuff like that. Most westerners will be like a deer in the headlights when they walk into a chongo. I am not against going there by yourself, but for for first timers, it helps to have a guide.

Lots of solid info on here from members!

The one dude saying men are grumpy and then saying he's not going to share anything is funny, imagine not adding anything to a conversation and then saying 'send me info please, I don't want to share on here' jajajaja some dudes get off by just posting comments and reading comments I think. To each his own.

I also have a local guide here who does most of that.

There are options for any man to not go into these dangerous areas alone.

Every man should know enough Spanish to greet and say "Listo" to the chicks at the brothels haha the guy I know doesn't have a brothel business, he just charges like $10-20 to go there and where ever. People have mentioned his services here. He goes between Brazil, Colombia and Peru (he's Peruvian) so he's not always here, but he's worth his weight in gold.

[AngmoLover]

I am going to provide an alternative response to that posted above. Yes, the Chongos are in industrial areas near the factory workers. They are quite a significant distance from Miraflores. However, the chongos have security both inside and outside the clubs. For those of us who Uber to and from the chongos, you will be just fine and shouldn't worry excessively about your safety. Take the usual precautions that you would take in any major city. Also, by and large, the chongos are not near each other, so you will be traveling by Uber to go between clubs (bar hop); they are not walking distance from each other (again, this is generally speaking).

Taking the Uber to the chongo and back, is not really the point. For people who don't speak Spanish, the Uber driver is not going to hang around and translate for you. The guy I know, is a guide, and he runs a part time business called Brothel Tourism. He is almost like a fixer. For those who have never been to a Chongo, he is there to walk you through the procedure at the door, the etiquette, the security, etc. Also act as a wingman for pickpockets and scams. He can chat to the girl you like and do the negotiation for you. He knows what time and what days have the most chicas working. And even what time of the day, the hot chicas come out to play. What band is playing at the Chongo, if you want the entertainment part too. Stuff like that. Most westerners will be like a deer in the headlights when they walk into a chongo. I am not against going there by yourself, but for for first timers, it helps to have a guide.

[AngmoLover]

A lot of grumpy old men in this forum. When I opened the Lima forum, first few pages that I read was some useles and annoying argument between forum members. Now is my turn. Good luck with that, I'm out of here.

If someone have some Tinder / Instagram experiences please share the info on dm.

If you are interested in such info, please dm me after September, then I will have some first hand experience and will gladly share it with people with similar interests.

I prefer not to share it in the Lima / Cusco forum. I will leave this place to my friends the grumpy old men group. You have it all to argue between yoursleves and to attack other people. Enjoy it. I have better things to do in my life.

Ok, so now, we are grumpy old men. You don't know anyone here, but you can post shit like this. Somehow, you just know we are grumpy old men. Well, we know you are an asshole. I would rather you post an actual review, instead of just taking and taking and asking poster for recommendations. And of course, you prefer not to share it in the Lima forum. LOL. You are such a clown.

[Mexidan]

It's not a new thing, there are several options for gringos here to not go to brothels alone. Peru has one safe area and that's Miraflores. The brothels are in bad parts because outside of Miraflores most parts are dangerous and bad. If you do some scrolling back older pages, you will find useful info.

You can go alone but it just raises risk of you being robbed or worse.

I also see some people asking if the areas w brothels are safe or the street around it are safe to walk. No. If you have to ask these questions, clearly you haven't done your research into a country you're visiting haha.

I am going to provide an alternative response to that posted above. Yes, the Chongos are in industrial areas near the factory workers. They are quite a significant distance from Miraflores. However, the chongos have security both inside and outside the clubs. For those of us who Uber to and from the chongos, you will be just fine and shouldn't worry excessively about your safety. Take the usual precautions that you would take in any major city. Also, by and large, the chongos are not near each other, so you will be traveling by Uber to go between clubs (bar hop); they are not walking distance from each other (again, this is generally speaking).

[ChrisFront]

Man. Big shout out to LetsGoMets and Jockey16.

I often visit Lima, but often adventure on my own. I had a couple of friend join me, so I needed some referrals to organize something a little larger. Both of them hooked me up with invaluable insights.

Jockey hooked it up. We had a great time with some of the girls he recommended. One in particular was a true gem!! We called her back and she was just so low key & enjoyable to hang out with (in addition to the extracurricular activities).

I don't post often, but I had to give a shout out to these 2 men! Lima is more than just a mongering spot. Great nightlife, great food. I saw a post about Tinder. My experience. Glambu beatsTinder in Lima. Most of my Tinder dates were cat-fishy. But hey, can't win them all.

[ChrisFront]

A lot of grumpy old men in this forum. When I opened the Lima forum, first few pages that I read was some useles and annoying argument between forum members. Now is my turn. Good luck with that, I'm out of here.

If someone have some Tinder / Instagram experiences please share the info on dm.

If you are interested in such info, please dm me after September, then I will have some first hand experience and will gladly share it with people with similar interests.

I prefer not to share it in the Lima / Cusco forum. I will leave this place to my friends the grumpy old men group. You have it all to argue between yoursleves and to attack other people. Enjoy it. I have better things to do in my life.

I can sympathize with this post. I've definitely felt like this in the past on different forums. But if you look, there are some truly helpful gents & reports here.

Big shout out to LetsGoMets and Jockey! (I just logged in to create a separate post, but this was at the top so thought I'd respond).

[Onojdi]

A lot of grumpy old men in this forum. When I opened the Lima forum, first few pages that I read was some useles and annoying argument between forum members. Now is my turn. Good luck with that, I'm out of here.

If someone have some Tinder / Instagram experiences please share the info on dm.

If you are interested in such info, please dm me after September, then I will have some first hand experience and will gladly share it with people with similar interests.

I prefer not to share it in the Lima / Cusco forum. I will leave this place to my friends the grumpy old men group. You have it all to argue between yoursleves and to attack other people. Enjoy it. I have better things to do in my life.

[LetsGoMets]

" a few male amateur tour guides". What is this LOL You mean there are organised tours that brings you to the brothel? Hard to imagine it but who knows, maybe its a new thing that I'm not aware of. Please share some info.

It's not a new thing, there are several options for gringos here to not go to brothels alone. Peru has one safe area and that's Miraflores. The brothels are in bad parts because outside of Miraflores most parts are dangerous and bad. If you do some scrolling back older pages, you will find useful info.

You can go alone but it just raises risk of you being robbed or worse.

I also see some people asking if the areas w brothels are safe or the street around it are safe to walk.

No. If you have to ask these questions, clearly you haven't done your research into a country you're visiting haha.

This forum is to help dudes have fun safely and exchange valuable info, most of the information people ask is on here 5-10 times already.

We can see members post and comment history, so please don't be a "serial asker" about things and never go travel haha you'll lose credibility in an already small community.

Stay safe!

[AngmoLover]

" a few male amateur tour guides". What is this LOL You mean there are organised tours that brings you to the brothel? Hard to imagine it but who knows, maybe its a new thing that I'm not aware of. Please share some info.

All you do is ask ask ask. And then you laugh at my post. Have you even contributed one review? All your post history is to ask for information from SE Asia to S America. And again you ask me to share info after having a laugh. Well, go fuck yourself you piece of shit. By the way, there is a guy who organizes chongo tours. I have chatted with him. He is real. It's a business he runs for tourists who can't speak Spanish. You are so stupid you don't think things like this exists.