Bar Girls in Mercado del Puerto, Montevideo
just visited montevideo, uruguay (took buquebus—high speed catamaran boatline from buenos aires, cost about $80 usd one-way).
just across from the port exit is mercado del puerto a tourist section with many restaurants. just to the left of the mercado del puerto entrance is a bar that is full of working girls. it is called barkada. at about 8 pm there were about 5 working girls mostly 5s through 7s. after 10 pm there were about 20 girls, the quality got a little better. i did not get any prices, but it appears that these girls go back to your hotel (nothing on premises apparently). the economy is horrible there. prices in general are pretty low.
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Loso in Montevideo - The Presidential Suite
[b][color=green][size=4]cama matrimonial[/size][/color][/b]
when my alarm rang after just 4 hours of sleep, i dozed off again. i was lucky not to miss my flight! the road from montevideo airport into town was long & twisting. when the cab driver produced a chart to convert the meter value into pesos, i thought he was ripping me off. after an enervating journey, i was looking forward to settling into my comfortable room at the balmoral plaza.
i’d made reservations through hotel-rates.com. even though i specifically requested a “double bed / cama matrimonial”, the hotel received a reservation for an “executive twin”. fucking morons! no rooms with a double bed were available, so the receptionist tore up my reservation as i walked out angrily.
there were plenty of other hotels in the area, so i figured i could easily secure alternative accommodation. i wasn’t aware of the long holiday weekend in neighboring argentina, though. all the hotels were fully booked... except for twin rooms.
when i enquired at the crystal palace hotel, they had one double room available... the presidential suite. it was only available for one night, as newlyweds would be spending their wedding night there tomorrow. when i was quoted a favorable rate, i decided to have a peek...
the presidential suite occupied an entire floor. i imagined myself fucking on the plush sofas, in the jacuzzi and on the [u]double[/u] bed. i checked in!
[b][color=green][size=4]escorts[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]belen[/size][/color][/b]
belen was top of my list of escorts in montevideo. she doesn’t come cheap, but is supposed to provide great service. alas, i got her answer phone...
[url]http://www.belen.urusexy.net[/url]
[b][color=blue][size=3]rubi e vicky[/size][/color][/b]
when i called rubi & vicky, who no longer advertize their services on ururelax, a guy picked up the phone and i heard girls giggling in the background. guess they were busy... :)
[b][color=blue][size=3]sublime escorts[/size][/color][/b]
sublime escorts could send a pyt to my room. for 2500 uyu! when i enquired about services, i was told that none of the girls gave bbbjs. agency policy! fuck that!
all the other girls i called had their phone switched off on a friday night. i gave up on escorts and ventured into town...
[b][color=green][size=4]bicos[/size][/color][/b]
bicos had been recommended, so i made it my first stop of the night. i wasn’t exactly impressed. there were only a handful of girls. they were old, fat & ugly. sharon was the only exception. she was young & pretty... but still fat.
when i was half way through my beer, i was ready to leave. the owner picked up my beer, started drinking from it... and gave me a fresh bottle. he promised that more girls would be coming in later & that they would have a show. he was lying on both counts.
bicos is a grubby little place. the owner’s a drunk. when he burnt my shirt with his cigarette, i’d had enough :mad:
[b][color=green][size=4]pykaros[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]anna[/size][/color][/b]
pykaros is an upscale place, with a large selection of girls, including a few beauties. i couldn’t keep my eyes off a hot platinum blonde with a curvaceous body and pretty green eyes. when i bought anna a drink, we spent plenty of time flirting and kissing, even though she was shy and extremely ticklish. she would only agree to a cbj at first, but caved in. her price remained a stumbling block, though. she wanted 100 usd for an hour or 300 usd for the night. she later dropped her price to 200 usd, but insisted on leaving at 5 am. anna looked the part, but wasn’t the kind of girl who would set my presidential suite on fire. i passed.
btw, paula told me that anna doesn’t get taken out very often. she’s too greedy!
[b][color=blue][size=3]paula[/size][/color][/b]
after failing to strike a deal with anna, the pretty birds had flown. i figured the president would be spending the night without his first lady... until paula came over to talk with me. she was a short-haired little spinner i hadn’t noticed before. she offered to give herself to me from head to toe... including her cola. she only wanted 1000 uyu for 2-3 hours and was prepared to stay the night for “a little more”. she wasn’t my dream girl, but seemed to be up for anything. vamos!
there was plenty of time to take pictures while the jacuzzi was filling up. the jet streams were massaging our back as we splashed around and when i stuck my dick through the bubbles... paula knew what to do. :) we started fucking in the jacuzzi, then dried off and moved to the salon. we fucked in every one of the sofas. we fucked on the floor in front of the fireplace. we fucked standing up before the mirror. the grand tour of the presidential suite finished in the bedroom, where i drilled paula’s tight little asshole until i exploded. :)
after spending more quality time in the jacuzzi, it was time to hit the pillow. paula cuddled up to me, but wasn’t allowed to sleep for long. after the encore, i had to check out and make way for the newlyweds. i bet they couldn’t match the show we put on! :)
paula was magnificent! wonderfully sweet. totally passionate. truly a first lady! her stelllar performance was rewarded with 2000 uyu. she deserved it!
loso
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Loso in Montevideo - Chameleon
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Errands[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
After pigging out at the buffet breakfast and moving to a regular room, I had some errands to run. Most ATM machines in Montevideo are inside a bank building and... closed on weekends. ABN Amro was the only exception. I tried to buy a SIM card, but the phone company offices are... closed on weekends. I tried to buy a Buquebus ticket, but the office in town was... closed. :mad: After walking around for hours and seeing more “Closed” signs than I care to remember, I’d had enough!
As I didn’t get enough beauty sleep the last 2 days, I tried out my new bed. I went to sleep at 3 PM, woke up at 6 PM, but promptly dozed off again. It was 9.30 PM by the time I finally got out of bed. A tad late, even for my standards. :)
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Princess Night Club[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
After a quick dinner, I was ready to hunt for pussy. On my way to Baires Disco, I was handed a flyer for the Princess Night Club & decided to check it out. There were only 4 girls present and none of them were the least bit attractive. I walked straight back out.
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Baires Disco[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
Baires Disco is a whiskeria with a circular hardwood dance floor, and a few locals were strutting their stuff. The tango is a visual delight and I enjoyed watching the dancing couples until they were rudely interrupted by... a strip show! :)
Baires had a decent selection, without any real beauty queens. My favorite was a cutie called Andrea. She was wonderful company in the bar, as she was showering me with sweet kisses. She needed 1500 UYU. Time was not important, but she was unable to spend the night with me. Fair enough.
Once we got to my room, the sweetie from the bar changed her colors and turned into a total ice queen. She wanted to be paid in advance, but settled for seeing the money. She’d only kiss on the lips and wouldn’t allow French kissing. She started off by giving me a BBBJ, but was quick to put a condom on with her mouth. Totally mechanical service!
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Lido Balnearia[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
After the disappointing ST with Andrea, I checked out Lido Balnearia, a regular disco. The 90 UYU entrance fee bought me a whole liter of beer. The dance floor was packed at 4 AM on a Saturday night, but there didn’t seem to be any unattached females. I didn’t notice any obvious age disparity between the couples – the hallmark of P4P. It may be a pick-up spot for locals, but a foreigner who doesn’t know the steps will most likely be a spectator.
I did venture onto the dance floor, but never connected with anyone...
Loso
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Loso in Montevideo - Devil in Disguise
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Escorts[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
After waking up in the middle of the afternoon and travelling by bus to Tres Cruces to book my Buquebus ticket, I tried the escorts again. I still didn’t have a local SIM card, so I had to use the hotel phone. I didn’t waste any money – no one was answering their phone on Sunday. :(
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Sweet & Hot Nights[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
On my final night in Montevideo, I wanted to check out the whiskerias on my list that I hadn’t had a chance to visit yet. I walked to the address for both Sweet & Hot Nights, but didn’t see any sign of life.
[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Baires Disco[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=blue][SIZE=3]Slow Sunday[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
Pykaros definitely had the best selection in town. But they’re closed on Sundays. My only other option was to go back to Baires...
They open at 9.30 PM. I arrived just before 10 PM. I was the 1st customer. There were hardly any girls...
[B][COLOR=blue][SIZE=3]Fernanda[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
Fernanda came over to flirt with me. I wasn’t interested. Her face was too “manly”. But while watching her strip show, wearing a sexy devil outfit, my pants were suddenly bulging. :) When she came back and promised to be a really naughty girl, I succumbed to her charms...
She wanted 1500 UYU for 1 hour or 100 USD for 2 hours. We settled on 1500 UYU for 2 hours. When we got to my hotel, Fernanda asked to be paid in advance. Déjà vu! I told her about my bad experience with Andrea yesterday, said that I didn’t want a repeat performance and invited her to leave. Fernanda started crying! She said that she always insisted on being paid in advance and never got any complaints about her service. She sounded sincere, so I proposed to pay her 500 UYU in advance.
Fernanda wasn’t lying. She delivered everything she promised... and then some. Her pictures are unadulterated porn. I have her on video masturbating using her high heels, licking her boots... She sucked my dick like a lollipop until she tasted my sweet juices. She was pumping and grinding my dick, while still wearing her fishnet stockings & boots. She took it up the ass like a champ... Fernanda ain’t pretty, but her performance was nothing short of amazing!
[B][COLOR=blue][SIZE=3]2nd Helping?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
I promised Fernanda to burn her a CD with her pictures and went back to Baires to give her the CD and... find another chica. :) I figured more girls would have shown up for work by now, but the selection was just as awful as earlier that night. :(
Oh well. I had to get up in the morning to catch the ferry to Buenos Aires anyway.
Loso
Loso in Montevideo - General
[b][color=green][size=4]Getting There[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]GOL Flight[/size][/color][/b]
The flight from Porto Alegre to Montevideo cost me:
Flight: 221,82 BRL
Taxes: 78,00 BRL
[b]Total: 299,82 BRL[/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]Airport Transfer[/size][/color][/b]
After the scenic ride along the harbor into town, the meter showed 202. But when the driver got his ficha out, it was converted into 569 UYU. I thought the bastard was ripping me off by applying a “taxa do turisto”... until the hotel staff confirmed that 600 UYU was the regular fare.
[b][color=green][size=4]Accommodation[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]Balmoral Plaza Hotel[/size][/color][/b]
I’d made reservations through:
[url]http://www.hotel-rates.com[/url]
I booked an Executive Room at the Balmoral Plaza Hotel for 60,97 USD a night (excluding taxes).
[url]http://www.balmoral.com.uy[/url]
When I checked in, I was shown a twin room. WTF? The reception clerk showed me the form they received from hotel-rates.com, requesting an Executive [u]Twin[/u]. I showed them my printout, requesting a “double bed / cama matrimonial”. Even though I specified my preference in 2 languages, those dumbasses at hotel-rates.com managed to fuck up my reservation! :mad:
The hotel was not at fault. They couldn’t help the fact that no double rooms were available because of the long holiday weekend in neighboring Argentina. The incompetent nitwits at hotel-rates.com are entirely to blame.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Crystal Palace Hotel[/size][/color][/b]
There were plenty of other hotels in the area, but the only hotel that could offer me a double bed was the Crystal Palace Hotel.
[url]http://www.crystalpalacehotel.com.uy[/url]
I stayed in the Presidential Suite the 1st night (110 USD), and moved to a regular room (45 USD) the next day.
- The room rates include a sumptuous buffet breakfast.
- The Presidential Suite occupies an entire floor and features a Jacuzzi.
- The regular rooms are nice enough and there’s a safe in the wardrobe.
- Wireless Internet was available.
* The hotel network required a WPA key.
* The Linksys network was available free of charge.
[b][color=green][size=4]ATM Machines[/size][/color][/b]
There are plenty of ATM machines in the centre of town, but they’re inside a bank building and... closed on weekends. The only ATM machine that was accessible on a Saturday afternoon was at ABN Amro.
In theory, ATM machines dispense both Uruguayan pesos and US dollars. I only extracted local currency.
[b][color=green][size=4]SIM Card[/size][/color][/b]
You can’t just buy a local SIM card at any newsstand. You have to visit the phone company’s office.
- CTI has an office on the main drag (18 de Julio).
* They’re closed on weekends.
- Ancel also has an office on 18 de Julio.
* Also closed on weekends.
- The Ancel office on the corner of Paraguay and San Jose was open on Saturday.
* But they don’t sell SIM cards on weekends. :mad:
Since I arrived on a Friday evening and only spent 3 nights in town, I was unable to procure a local SIM card.
[b][color=green][size=4]Taxis[/size][/color][/b]
I walked everywhere and only took a taxi when I had a chica with me. Taxis used the meter and had a ficha to convert the displayed fare into pesos. A glass separates the driver from the passengers. You pay the driver by sticking the money through a hole in the glass. :) Cab fare from the whiskerias to my hotel was around 40 UYU.
[b][color=green][size=4]Buquebus[/size][/color][/b]
If you need Buquebus tickets (ferry to Buenos Aires), there’s an office on Plaza Fabini in the centre of town. Like most places, they’re closed on weekends.
The office in the Tres Cruces bus terminal is open every day (including weekends) until 11 PM. Buses # 64, 187 and 188 will get you there (15,50 UYU one way).
Alternatively, you can also make reservations through the Internet:
[url]http://www.buquebus.com[/url]
Loso
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Loso in Montevideo - Overview & Conclusions
[b][color=green][size=4]timing[/size][/color][/b]
i was in montevideo:
may 25 - may 27 (3 nights)
[b][color=green][size=4]statistics[/size][/color][/b]
during my 3-day stay in montevideo, i had:
st: 2
lt: 1
girls: 3
[b][color=green][size=4]whiskerias[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]general[/size][/color][/b]
whiskerias are bars/clubs with hostesses. the overall quality isn’t very high, but the more upscale places do have some decent-looking girls.
the girls earn commission on expensive ladies drinks. you need to buy the girl 1-2 drinks before you can take her home. most whiskerias don’t have on-site rooms. baires disco is the exception.
whiskerias generally have strip shows, which are pretty entertaining in the upscale places.
officially, you’re not supposed to smoke. there are no-smoking signs everywhere. nobody cares! they don’t have ashtrays, though. they give you an empty can to use as an ashtray. :)
[b][color=blue][size=3]baires disco[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]
- address
* calle san jose 872
- beers
* 100 uyu
* choice of brands.
- ladies drinks
* 200 uyu
* 1 drink is required to take a chica to the on-site st rooms.
* 2 drinks are required to take a chica out.
- open on sundays.
[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]
on saturday night, there was a decent selection, without any real beauties. i picked the wrong girl! they’re open on sundays, but few girls show up for work. fernanda was no beauty queen, but the kind of girl who’ll satisfy all your perversions. :)
unlike any of the other whiskerias i visited, baires has on-site rooms.
[b][color=blue][size=3]bicos[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]
- location
* san jose and convencion
- beers
* 150 uyu
* the only brand available was heineken.
* when i refused to drink that cat [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], they went out and got me a local brand. :)
- ladies drinks
* 200 uyu
[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]
the handful of chicas seemed perfectly in tune with the bar’s ambience - old, fat & ugly. sharon’s pretty young face looked strangely out of place - if only she weren’t so fat. :)
this low class whiskeria sells the most expensive beers in town and the owner’s an annoying drunk. stay away!
[b][color=blue][size=3]hot nights[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]
- address
* florida 1276
[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]
walked to the above address on a sunday night. didn’t detect any sign of life.
[b][color=blue][size=3]princess night club[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]
- address
* andes 1313
- open on sundays.
[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]
had a peek inside after being handed a flyer on 18 de julio. only 4 girls – all dragons! didn’t stay to have a drink.
[b][color=blue][size=3]pykaros[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]
- address
* convencion 1260
- beers
* 120 uyu
* choice of brands.
- ladies drinks
* 200 uyu
* you need to buy one drink to take a chica home.
- closed on sundays.
[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]
the upscale pykaros has the largest and best selection in town. alas, the blondie sitting on my lap was too greedy & didn’t give me the right vibe. her replacement couldn’t match her beauty, but her inspired performance made my one night in the presidential suite a memorable one.
apart from the local girls, pykaros had a number of black brasileiras on offer. when i enquired why a brasileira should choose to work in montevideo, they replied: “too much competition in brazil!”
[b][color=green][size=4]escorts[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]escorts sites[/size][/color][/b]
the main escort sites for montevideo are urusexy & ururelax. both sites feature ads for independent escorts.
[url]http://www.escort.urusexy.net[/url]
[url]http://www.ururelax.com/chicas.htm[/url]
i tried to get in touch with a number of escorts over the weekend. nobody picked up the phone! :(
[b][color=blue][size=3]escorts reviews[/size][/color][/b]
fororelax is a local forum with escort reviews. spanish only.
[url]http://www.fororelax.com[/url]
[b][color=green][size=4]casas de masajes[/size][/color][/b]
montevideo is littered with massage parlors / brothels. the basic service is cheap, but there are many extras! an overview, complete with addresses, phone numbers, prices and reviews, can be found on fororelax.
[b][color=green][size=4]final words[/size][/color][/b]
montevideo isn’t particularly cheap. the girls aren’t particularly beautiful. the p4p scene caters mainly to locals & sailors – montevideo is an important port!
unless you’re a country collector, montevideo isn’t really worth visiting. nevertheless, my night at the presidential suite with paula was one of the highlights of this trip.
loso
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IF you have seen these girls, tell me what you think, how was the price, and what services did you get? Specifically, did you get anal?
I am heading through on a trip from Rio, Sao Paolo, and then B.A. Mid April to early May.
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