Pattaya Reports

Uncle V. you are dripping with wisdom. At least I hope its wisdom. I am learning a lot from your posts and am glad you are feeling better and that you are back in the game. Can't wait to hear more.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1616332]I'm glad you guys are enjoying the reports.

With the exception of Monday's debacle and the days I was too sick to go out I had an absolute blast and find myself daydreaming about going back at least 10 times every day.

I think you will enjoy the final installments. Where I definitely come back strong!

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle V.[/QUOTE]

Uncle V.

Thanks very much for taking the time and trouble to post your trip reports, for me it is just like being in town myself.

It's funny really that Pattaya is a roller coaster ride for most of us. I also like the GFE and going around the bars 'interviewing' the girls costs me too much on lady drinks before I hopefully find a good one, doesn't always work though.

This next trip I will not buy a girl a drink until she has answered some questions how I want to hear. .

That just made me remember, last February in Hua Hin, I was sitting out front on a bar on Soi Bintabaht and in the opposite bar was a girl smiling at me, she then said, " you remember me?" So I got up and walked across, shared a few words then Paid bar for her without even going into the bar, who said Romance was dead?

Keep up the great reports and I am looking forward to the next one.

Appreciate the feedback on the Steak Houses.

Shout out to Bunky, Awesome Man, Pipe Layer and anyone I might of missed.

[QUOTE=Pinaypounder;1615895]Took my girl to the Pussy Show, don't! The 3rd biggest LB I ever saw dragged us up to a gogo, if they are upstairs then YIKES, 1 girl out of 8 I would fuck and I am frankly not that fussy. I spent over 5000 baht and we did not get drunk or laid.[/QUOTE]You will not get drunk buying single drinks on Walking Street. The liquor for the general population is severely watered down. You have to buy an unopened bottle at the establishment if you want the true alcohol content.

I woke up lonely and disappointed from the night before. I was feeling pretty low. So I IM'd Gaew to see what she was up to and apologize for ignoring her at the RC the night before. Again she was perplexed by my apology and said there was nothing to be sorry for. What a woman! We set a date for 9 PM that night. This lifted my spirits and I told her I was happy to see her again. She said she was happy too.

I did some work, tidied up and went off to see Chris, my tailor at AMA tailoring. I can't recommend the place enough. They have done some great work for me over the last two trips. I had 3 shirts and two pants done this time. All of very high quality and fitting me perfectly. And for a a very reasonable 7800 baht. Truly a great deal.

It was really good to see Chris and the gang at AMA. Over the last couple of visits we have developed a friendly rapport, laughing and joking all the time. Besides the girls I've met in Patts Chris is the closest to a real friend I have living in the city. We set a date for dinner the next day at 7 PM, right after my fitting at the shop.

I made it home from Chris' stocked up the fridge with Heinekens (Gaew's favorite) and waited for her to arrive. Sure enough she was there at 9 PM sharp as promised. We took a nice romantic walk along the beach, holding hands and laughing and talking the whole time. Being with her really lifted my spirits and lightened my heart. As we got ice cream I felt like a kid out on a date with my high school sweetheart.

After getting to the bed we settled in the room to watch some TV. She jokingly rebuffed my advances, saying "you like boom-boom too much! I told her that I didn't want to boom-boom, just to hug her. Our hugging led to caressing, caressing to deep french kissing, and soon her panties were off and we were going at it. The love making was very warm and tender, releasing all the negative energy I had accumulated from the debacle from the day before She didn't hold back her orgasm this time, coming as I slid in and out of her in mish. It felt wonderful to hold her in my arms as she came. I let go soon after, coming as I pumped away at her in doggy her moaning in ecstasy the whole time. We were both pretty tired and we drifted off to sleep.

We awoke in the morning for round two. This time we were both too tired to come. But the love making was still very enjoyable and got my motor running. What a great way to start the day!

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle-V.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1616715]What a great way to start the day!

[/QUOTE]Good stuff Uncle V, reading your report was a great way to start my day :D

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1616715]I did some work, tidied up and went off to see Chris, my tailor at AMA tailoring. I can't recommend the place enough. They have done some great work for me over the last two trips. I had 3 shirts and two pants done this time. All of very high quality and fitting me perfectly. And for a a very reasonable 7800 baht. Truly a great deal.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen your items, but I would say that about 5000 baht is the most that should be paid for 2 pants and 3 shirts anywhere in Pattaya. Even my tailor would always give me a price and I would say negative, I will give you such and such. Now, I have sent him so many customers that I can not remember the last time I have had to pay for anything he has made for me. He actually forces me to get things made because I don't need another stitch of clothing. I haven't worn half of the stuff that he has already made for me because I am usually in shorts and flip flops.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1617056]I haven't seen your items, but I would say that about 5000 baht is the most that should be paid for 2 pants and 3 shirts anywhere in Pattaya. Even my tailor would always give me a price and I would say negative, I will give you such and such. Now, I have sent him so many customers that I can not remember the last time I have had to pay for anything he has made for me. He actually forces me to get things made because I don't need another stitch of clothing. I haven't worn half of the stuff that he has already made for me because I am usually in shorts and flip flops.[/QUOTE]Actually I redid the calculations in my head and it was 6800 - 1900 each for pants and 1000 for the shirts.

Where is your tailor? I may give him a try next time.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1617084]Actually I redid the calculations in my head and it was 6800 - 1900 each for pants and 1000 for the shirts.

Where is your tailor? I may give him a try next time.[/QUOTE]I deal with Jimmy at HiFi right down from Baywalk. He is making a crocodile jacket for me for 25K baht. I saw the same jacket in MBK in Bangkok for 100K baht. [URL]http://www.farangfriendly.com/hi-fi-fashion-j-house-pattaya-beach-road[/URL].

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1617095]I deal with Jimmy at HiFi right down from Baywalk. He is making a crocodile jacket for me for 25K baht. I saw the same jacket in MBK in Bangkok for 100K baht. [URL]http://www.farangfriendly.com/hi-fi-fashion-j-house-pattaya-beach-road[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thank for the tip.

The jacket sounds amazing. Please post a pic when its finished!

Guys I admit this report is a bit repetitive. I am just trying to document my time a accurately as possible. I promise, though, that thing swill get a lot more lively in the last 3 reports!

Day 8 - Wednesday.

Gaew left and I paid her the usual 2 K. I got some tasty tacos at Sam's and proceeded to get some work done. Also had a dip and the nice pool downstairs. Due to my stupid illness I hadn't really had a chance to take advantage of the wonderful facilities down stairs. After my swim I stopped to get a soda at the minimart downstairs and flirted with the cashier lady. A real MILF. Early to mid 30's. Nice ripe body. Beautiful face -- more Malayan than Thai if that makes sense. She always had a smile for me when she caught me checking her out as I passed her store. I toyed with the idea of asking her out, but I am pretty sure she is married to the farang owner of the place.

Had a great dinner with Chris after my fitting. (I was super happy with the clothes, the quality is just amazing for the price). He took me to an Indian place just down the street from his shop (On Central Rd) called ALi Baba. I know the name of the place is super cheesy. As is the "Open Sesame" decor. But the food was absolutely delicious. I had lamb vindalu and he had a nice fish tiki massala. Chris was nice enough to pick up the bill, adamantly refusing my pleas to at least split the bill. What a great guy!

Chris had an appointment with some customers after dinner so I wandered along BR checking out the FLs. Plenty of good prospects there, but they were all reluctant to go all the way to Jomtien that early in the evening. I will definitely have to relocate next trip to take full advantage of the BR action.

Made it all the way to WS and decided to check out a gogo. Opted to go old school and try Super Baby. I had had some good luck in there in the past and they always seemed to have very hot girls. On par with Rainbow 4 in BKK. And last time I had heard that the place was good in the early evening as well. But it turned out to be a real disappointment. The lineup was not very good at all and the girls were listless and unenthusiastic. I left after about 15 minutes, not having even finished my beer.

Feeling lazy and tired I IMed Gaew to meet me at home and we spent another wonderful night together. I will spare you all the details this time.

Stay horny my friends.

Uncle V.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1616244]
I was left with the tall slim girl, and against my better judgment took her home. In the apartment she refused to kiss saying she had a sore on her mouth. She also insisted I pay her up front and would just not let up on this issue. I was pretty fed up at this point and gave her 500 and told her to leave. The second such debacle of the evening!

I was feeling pretty crappy at this point and I went downstairs to get some smokes. The nice young doorman told me that all the shops were closed, but let me bum some smokes form him. I ran upstairs to get some beers and we chatted for about half an hour. Him telling me about his life. Very nice guy and I was grateful to him for the company.

Went to bed alone the 2nd night in a row!

Lesson leaned I had been too hasty in my choice and ignored the warning signs with both girls. I should have been patient and moved on to another instead of forcing the issue. Also I was getting spoiled. I probably could have shagged both girls and busted a nut. But I had gotten too used to getting GFE quality lays.

Stay tuned for the next episode where Uncle-V goes back to basics with his tail between his legs.

And stay horny my friends.

Uncle-V.[/QUOTE]Your experience is no different from that of many. Yes, you can find a decent lay in some of the places near Walking Street but you have to be lucky. While sex in Pattaya is cheap, your mileage can really vary. I have had the worst sex of my life in Pattaya!

For me, Pattaya is all about freelancers on Beach Road. You have to have your wits about you at all times so as to screen out the druggies, ladyboys etc. But you can often get one who does not speak much English but if you are nice to her you can have a really good time. A few years ago they used to be 500 baht for ST, now probably 600 or more.

Unfortunately Pattaya's finest do their frequent crackdowns and the Beach Road is cleared. Then I resort to the bars that are further away from Walking Street, in North Pattaya and Jomtien.

I don't know the massage scene in Pattaya but generally that is the way I go elsewhere in Thailand, especially in Bangkok where you are almost guaranteed a good time in the right place and you don't have to worry about your stuff or safety due to jealous boyfriends or scams. The idea of going out to get beer goggles in order to pick up a pro when my judgement is lacking just does not seem to be worth it any more.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1617159]
so I wandered along BR checking out the FLs. Plenty of good prospects there, but they were all reluctant to go all the way to Jomtien that early in the evening. I will definitely have to relocate next trip to take full advantage of the BR action.
[/QUOTE]This is a bit strange. Was in Jomtien Jan-Apr this year, because of cheap accomodation. Never had problems with the girls from BR, going to my place. But only LT, of course.

So my first question was, whether they agree on LT, or not.

Quite a few refused, but for LT it should not matter, whether staying in bed or in the baht-bus.

For a longer stay in Pattaya, Jomtien is the place for me to be, because of lower prices and more "peace", if just lying at beach or pool.

[QUOTE=Pinaypounder;1615895]I have been in PAt for 2. 5 days. It is cool and not busy.

THE GOOD.

The best looking women here are Russians, the Ladyboys and the girl I brought with me. The Tailors are good BUT negotiate, go in with a list and then get some quotes I have some beautiful clothes being made, it pays to shop around.

The food here is AMAZING, I will point out a place because we ate here tonight, on a scale of 1 - 10 it was an 8 for decor and the prices the same as the street, food was amazing: Siamese Cuisine is the name on Pattya_Naklug Rd. As a footnote saw an older white guy with a kid all dressed up, drinking wine and fine dining, YIKES find a girl that can keep her elbows of the table, like one of us said earlier good food and fancy rest wasted.

The weather is good, nice and cool some rain. I am in the Baywalk Residence, great room, large, close to Walking Street.

Visited the Devils Den with my girl, that was worth the price of admission. Jane has a completely smoking body with a great big Clit and truly came 3 times. My girl liked it also, more to come. Sadly my energy levels are low from 1. 5 days of straight travel.

Thai massage is great love it as always.

The place is clean and the streets not crowded..[/QUOTE]I think the real kicker with the beach is that there are so many rats along beach road, then when you reach the end of beach road just before walking street there is the hummm of sewage and there is a lorry pumping out the over loaded drains directly into the sea. Hmmm.

[QUOTE=Pinaypounder;1615895]
IF you love Thailand like I do, this is truly the asshole of Thailand. This is not the Thailand I fell in love with 13 years ago.

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Now the women have not been rude but they simply are not warm and beguiling like days of yesteryear and they are not physically attractive to me.
[/QUOTE]Very well put.