Bogota Reports

[QUOTE=BlackThought;2947127]Mind sharing the Airbnb / name of the building? I need a two bedroom unit.[/QUOTE]It was just a loft, not a 2 BR, but you can get 2 separate rooms in the same building from the same owner. I was in "Unique Loft Design, Zona G with Private Terrace" and my friend was just down the hall in the Paris Loft that says "Unique Loft Design, Zona G with Private Balcony. " There are several rooms to choose from in that building and they're all hosted by Daniel.

[URL]https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/37516909?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=dd92f6c2-7759-470a-b25d-db25073fc2ac[/URL]

[URL]https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/36437744?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=090b002e-764b-443b-a66d-ea3c18ada56e[/URL]

La Celestina may have a good reputation, but I would warn anyone against trusting videos much more than photos these days. It is getting easier and easier to fake and touch up videos.

Mileroticos has gone to shit because of photo filters. Everyone looks incredible there. I gave up on mileroticos because of this.

No one lives up to the way they look. You arrive and you're disapointed, but you just session anyway because you're already there.

8 years ago, mileroticos was my go to for value, now its worthless for the most part.

[QUOTE=GringoTigre;2944141]
On any day other than Sundays there will be at least 100 available, many of whom don't have profiles on their website. All photos are real and most are lightly to moderately photoshopped for skin tone & blemishes. And, as most people know, it takes much more effort to touch up videos.
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[QUOTE=TheCane;2947113]"High volume skanks" LOLOLOL! And how sure can one be that the ones standing on the street corner are "sin huevos" (aren't men)? There's risk in that too![/QUOTE]Just do a shoulder check, man!

[QUOTE=Jim2288;2947090]Here's a quick report for my 3 days there this past week:

Landed Wednesday, took an Uber to the AirBnB in Chapinero. Took a shower and then an Uber to Tantra.

Tantra Spa: There were about 15 girls there. They brought them all out so we could pick the one we liked. My friend and I grabbed the 2 hottest girls and headed to the rooms. I picked Maria (or maybe Marianna) - a cute thin girl. It was 100 mil for the hour. I gave an extra 100 mil for BBBJ, CIM, DATY, and kissing. Totally worth it. I went back to Tantra my last day there and went with a girl named Sophia, a very cute girl. Paid 100 mil for the hour and an extra 300 mil for the same stuff above and for BBFS. It was great. I recommend this place.

Santa Fe: My friend and I met Woodman for a tour. Highly recommend it. I felt safer with him walking us around and he gave us a ton of pointers and helped us get phone numbers from girls in the clubs. We checked out most of the clubs in Santa Fe, with Troya being the best spot by far. Woodmen grabbed a few numbers for us, and I had one of the girls stay 8+ hours with me my last night there. A pretty girl named Daniela. She was a lot of fun. She doesn't do anything uncovered, but she was very cool. We went to dinner at an Italian place, had hours of fun in the room, she changed outfits several times and was so fun, then we spent the last hour at a bar playing a game I'the never played before. She rode with us to the airport and I got her an Uber from the airport to her house. I paid 800 mil for 8 hours. I sent her money for a tip through Western Union because she was so fun and nice and let me take a lot of pictures.

Absolut Spa: Went to absolut. Not worth the price to be honest. Very petty girls, but not worth the price difference. I was with Paula. Very hot girl. It was 330 mil for an hour and I paid an extra 350 mil for BBBJ & kissing. She was hot, but again, I could've had 3 girls in Tantra for that. It was a nice and clean place. It was a big room, but the action was on a small massage table. Started with a massage, but it wasn't much of a massage tbh..[/QUOTE]BBBJ is the default at Tantra. I've seen Sophia there before. She was my pick in the line up. Sweet girl with curly hair. One thing is that if you are above average size she has some trouble taking it all. Other than that her attitude is great. Those rooms at Tantra are small and cramped.

[QUOTE=BangoCheito;2947453]Just do a shoulder check, man![/QUOTE]Or shake their hand. If you can not tell the difference between a dude's hand and a woman's hand, then you have problems.

[QUOTE=DWorldTravel69;2946756]Fellas, just FYI, I swung by Nanxingspa and they quoted me $400 k for full service.

I saw a report from April it was 250 k so I wanted to let you folks know.

So either they over charged me for being a foreigner or the price went up.

What do resident from Bogota think?[/QUOTE]I have been there 2 days ago and the full is service is 300 k like it was a year ago BTW.

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2947536]BBBJ is the default at Tantra. I've seen Sophia there before. She was my pick in the line up. Sweet girl with curly hair. One thing is that if you are above average size she has some trouble taking it all. Other than that her attitude is great. Those rooms at Tantra are small and cramped.[/QUOTE]LOL I've seen her twice, the room we had was barely enough to fit the bed. The waiting room is awkward af.

A couple weeks ago I was downtown so stopped by Santa Fe and met this great girl.

She's a Pocahontas type, very sexy, and I wanted to do the sharing is caring thing with why'all. Also, business has been slow for her so I think putting her data up here will be a win win.

She's in between cell phones rn, so you can get her on Facebook here:

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072619205433[/URL]

Remember, if you're worried about going around Santa Fe by yourself, link up with Woodman and, if he's free, he'll be happy to help.

[QUOTE=BangoCheito;2947863]A couple weeks ago I was downtown so stopped by Santa Fe and met this great girl.

She's a Pocahontas type, very sexy, and I wanted to do the sharing is caring thing with why'all. Also, business has been slow for her so I think putting her data up here will be a win win.

She's in between cell phones rn, so you can get her on Facebook here:

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072619205433[/URL]

Remember, if you're worried about going around Santa Fe by yourself, link up with Woodman and, if he's free, he'll be happy to help.[/QUOTE]Her FB page says "In a relationship with Gero Hamada.

Since September 20,2023".

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2947890]Hey it's his money his dick. Why don't you let him spend his money how he chooses to spend it Miamiboy? Isn't that your argument when people say you spend too much? Now you're doing to this guy what you claim others do to you?[/QUOTE]Let's say Toyota Corolla is $40/ day, BMW 5 series is $100/ day, S class is $250/ day. You can't get an S class for the price of Corolla, or even BMW 5, simply because these cars are in totally different classes and therefore, price brackets. But you can easily get a Corolla for the price of BMW, if you are stupid enough to overpay. "You get what you pay" for is a general rule, that doesn't work in isolation, you got to use your brain sometimes and do some research.

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2947892]Her FB page says "In a relationship with Gero Hamada.

Since September 20,2023".[/QUOTE]And she is far from being a gem. Average looking at best. Meh.

[QUOTE=MiamiBoy1;2948065]Let's say Toyota Corolla is $40/ day, BMW 5 series is $100/ day, S class is $250/ day. You can't get an S class for the price of Corolla, or even BMW 5, simply because these cars are in totally different classes and therefore, price brackets. But you can easily get a Corolla for the price of BMW, if you are stupid enough to overpay. "You get what you pay" for is a general rule, that doesn't work in isolation, you got to use your brain sometimes and do some research.[/QUOTE]Perfect conversation for "Stupid stuff Bogota / Medellín".

Gets old fast.

[QUOTE=MiamiBoy1;2948065]Let's say Toyota Corolla is $40/ day, BMW 5 series is $100/ day, S class is $250/ day. You can't get an S class for the price of Corolla, or even BMW 5, simply because these cars are in totally different classes and therefore, price brackets. But you can easily get a Corolla for the price of BMW, if you are stupid enough to overpay. "You get what you pay" for is a general rule, that doesn't work in isolation, you got to use your brain sometimes and do some research.[/QUOTE]But we aren't talking about cars we are taking about women and it is purely subjective what he thinks about the women he fucks, maybe he views them in his mind as a BMW not a Toyota.

The fact remains it is his money his dick, so what right do you have to tell him how to spend his money or who to fuck with his dick? And what makes it all the more ironic is you complain all the time that other guys do that to you then you turn around and do it to someone else?

FOH bro.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2948151]But we aren't talking about cars we are taking about women and it is purely subjective what he thinks about the women he fucks, maybe he views them in his mind as a BMW not a Toyota.

The fact remains it is his money his dick, so what right do you have to tell him how to spend his money or who to fuck with his dick? And what makes it all the more ironic is you complain all the time that other guys do that to you then you turn around and do it to someone else?

FOH bro.[/QUOTE]Normally it is you bashing others for overpaying, but this time around you finally decided to shut the f up and say it is his dick, his money? LOL.

Me personally, I always like to learn how to pay less for the same quality. If I fuck some Seeking girl for X pesos, and I learn other dude pay the same girl 30% less, next time I will negotiate harder. Or switch to a different platform or venue, where I can have the same quality for less money. It is essential to know what others pay. But if the OP thinks almost 700 k to fuck in a tiny room on a massage table for 30 mins-1 HR is a good deal and is satisfied with the service and the comfort, more power to him, I don't give a fuck.

[QUOTE=MiamiBoy1;2948308]Normally it is you bashing others for overpaying, but this time around you finally decided to shut the f up and say it is his dick, his money? LOL.

Me personally, I always like to learn how to pay less for the same quality. If I fuck some Seeking girl for X pesos, and I learn other dude pay the same girl 30% less, next time I will negotiate harder. Or switch to a different platform or venue, where I can have the same quality for less money. It is essential to know what others pay. But if the OP thinks almost 700 k to fuck in a tiny room on a massage table for 30 mins-1 HR is a good deal and is satisfied with the service and the comfort, more power to him, I don't give a fuck.[/QUOTE]I never said it was a tiny room. I said it was a small massage table. The room was very nice. You can see pics on the website if you click on Facilities. It was the room with the massage table, mirror on the wall, and the stripper pole. You can see pics of the lady I was with from the link below. Hardly a Corolla. (terrible analogy, BTW) Can't see her face in the pics, but she was gorgeous. Despite that, I never said it was a good deal, did I? In fact, I specifically stated that I would not go back. I wanted to try a higher end place and I provided information that could be helpful to others that are considering going to Absolut Spa.

[URL]https://www.absolutspa.com.co/masajes-bogota/paula-2/[/URL]

You've never been there. You've never seen her before. Your criticism, without any actual experience in that place or with that girl, doesn't help anyone. Go there. Negotiate. Report back.