Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I checked this place out the other day before my first session at Merci. It was 12:45 and the fish bowl was full of ladies, at least 30 but they were all just under or over 40 years of age. The worst thing about it was the pricing, it was 1,800-2,200. For those looking for an option near Siam Paragon where you can sneak away from the family for an hour, this would be a choice. However, you'd be better off going to Akain near Central Chitlom with no FS but at least the girl would be young and attractive.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2013714]... I was in the mood to choose one of those white skin snooty Thai girls who plays with her phone and fiddles with her hair without any other care in the world. I was not expecting such a good session but was expecting to bang the Krap out of a beautiful star fish. However, I was pleasantly surprised after choosing her. She was a very playful girl and fun to be with. Nice petite 20 year old body with no evidence of a baby. Small breasts but such a killer bottom. After some playful touching and joking around before the shower, and the usual washing and mouthwash routine, we had a great session....[/QUOTE]Yes, banging the 'Krap' out of a beautiful 'starfish' is a pleasure in itself for a guy. You just need to be active with the lady and take the initiative with her, rather than wait for her to service you.

A nipple pinch here, a pussy grab there gets her in the mood. Then you get the lady really ready with your mouth or your hand on her pussy and clit. Banking the 'Krap' out of her comes next.

I've never yet met a lady who continued to play with her phone and fiddle with her hair, while I was banging the 'Krap' our of her. The only way you can miss with a lady like this is if you stay passive with her and expect her to take the initiative.

You give this lady a lot of credit for being good with you. But I'd say that you went after her in a good way. And this had a lot to do with your good experience too.

For those familiar with Bamboo, which of the following are worth a 5k overnight experience?

These are the only ladies that offer it:

Ranya, DaDa, New, Yok.

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/ranya/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/dada/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/new/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/yok/[/URL]

However, I asked and they all have babies.

Reason I am asking for overnight 5 k, is because I arrive midnight in BKK and don't have time to go hunting for an overnight girl. Bamboo will provide one of the above for 5 k midnight to 10 am.

Or would it be better to book a smooci lady?

[QUOTE=Vrsabien;2014995]For those familiar with Bamboo, which of the following are worth a 5k overnight experience?

These are the only ladies that offer it:

Ranya, DaDa, New, Yok.

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/ranya/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/dada/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/new/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/yok/[/URL]

However, I asked and they all have babies.

Reason I am asking for overnight 5 k, is because I arrive midnight in BKK and don't have time to go hunting for an overnight girl. Bamboo will provide one of the above for 5 k midnight to 10 am.

Or would it be better to book a smooci lady?[/QUOTE]I would be careful about Bamboo. It is being run into the ground now by the owner. For example, Wan. I asked about her a few months ago and was told she no longer works there. I just checked their website now and her profile and photos are still there. They have added new ladies but have not deleted her profile and photos. She looks extremely hot in my opinion so it is a bait and switch. For this, I would stay away. They also don't mention the fact that only these few ladies are available for overnight. It would be more helpful if they listed which ladies are and aren't available for overnight in their profiles. Instead they leave it open for interpretation that all are available by putting it in the price and rates list. Another bait and switch. When your chosen lady won't book an overnight, they will switch you to another lady.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2014988]I checked this place out the other day before my first session at Merci. It was 12:45 and the fish bowl was full of ladies, at least 30 but they were all just under or over 40 years of age. The worst thing about it was the pricing, it was 1,800-2,200. For those looking for an option near Siam Paragon where you can sneak away from the family for an hour, this would be a choice. However, you'd be better off going to Akain near Central Chitlom with no FS but at least the girl would be young and attractive.[/QUOTE]Chao Praya 2. This was my favorite Soapy between 20 and 15 years ago, still in it's hey day at that time, I still used it up to about 12 years ago, but that was about the end. A few years later a visit proved it was in serious decline, with far less girls, especially far less young pretty ones. 15 years ago I even lived very close to that Soapy.

The young girls very rarely showed up early, so 12:45 was the time for the mostly old ducks in the Booran Thai Massage section. I have not been there recently. Would be more to check it out at 5 PM but I still would not expect much.

I am still in contact with a couple of girls that worked CP2, many years ago. One is a non Thai national from Myanmar now living in Chiang Mai.

After reading several reports about Club 102, I decided to finally have a look.

Plush fancy lounge, with red velvet does not really impress me. Its only about the girls for me. I arrived early evening. Surveyed the line up. No really stunning girls (naturally). Sometimes you get a mismatch, e. G. Really nice face with fat ass (or visa versa). Sadly I must report that the girls are no where near as pretty as what the website depicts, from what I could see. Apparently they now have a lot of girls up to 50 but I saw about 15.

WaWaa (weird name - she says it's a Chinese name) was there and looks were well short of shopped website pics at the top of the Masseuses webpage. Her looks still seemed passable, being an optimist for once, so I decided to try her.

Taking clothes off revealed she was not as skinny as I prefer, A+ cups, and slightly unusual shape at the hips (top of pelvis). At least tits were natural, nose I am not so sure. Looked slightly unusual. I prefer an even slope from waist to thigh making ass look like an upside down heart, but she had a bulge at the hips. Hair darker than website, and ends looked a bit ragged. I would give the girl a 9 if she looked like the web site pics. Reality was more like a 6. Pass but only just for my fussy standard.

She complained about being tired and having a hangover. Did not know for sure it was Monday, due to partying too many nights.

In Jacuzzi she had to keep one arm out of the water, as newly tattooed. On bed she said no kissing and seemed scared that I would try to force one. She also said no DATY, but soon decided she liked it, probably stopping short of an orgasm though. BBBJ was okay Score it a 7. She was relaxed during the fuck, pussy not very tight so easy to fuck in a way. Some colour on condom so it seemed her period had started.

Overall the whole thing wasn't working for me that well. She said she liked doggy, but the doggy was not as good as I normally get. I think she had altered the aircon setting to a bit too hot for me. Definitely no repeat. On the way out I checked the other girls briefly and no one specially appealed. I also walked past Addict with about 15 girls outside. Again none of them appealed. I am not sure I feel that Club 102 is any better than Addict, for now. Of course it would just take one really great girl to change my mind, but that might not happen. If Club 102 had stunners or even very good lookers, I could try again.

To be fair, I am sure the girl would rate me as poor as well, but that is hardly the point. We weren't gelling that perfectly, for a variety of reasons (already spelled out).

I thought, session wasted. Maybe this is called taking one for the forum. I would have been far happier with Fern or Prae at Mango, for both looks and enthusiastic performance, with lots of DFK GFE (but probably not pornstars).

Later in the day visited Crazy House and took Jane, one of my few remaining regulars, and she gave me everything I expect, to finish the day on a good note. She also beats the Club 120 girl for looks and performance, even though very small A Cups. She even does ass rimming without even ever being asked. Jane was a lovely GFE and that made me perform heaps better as well. Strangely Monday 11 PM CH line up significantly better than Friday 9 PM line up. A few reasonably pretty skinny girls.

I will try not to take any more MP girls unless the looks are at least a 7 for me. Club 102 had a shortage of 7s at the time I looked.

[QUOTE=Vrsabien;2014995]For those familiar with Bamboo, which of the following are worth a 5k overnight experience?

These are the only ladies that offer it:

Ranya, DaDa, New, Yok.

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/ranya/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/dada/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/new/[/URL]

[URL]http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/yok/[/URL]

However, I asked and they all have babies.

Reason I am asking for overnight 5 k, is because I arrive midnight in BKK and don't have time to go hunting for an overnight girl. Bamboo will provide one of the above for 5 k midnight to 10 am.

Or would it be better to book a smooci lady?[/QUOTE]You need to understand how much the shop takes and how much the lady gets and whether an extra tip is needed to make her happy or agreeable. I haven't tried it. I have done outcall from Tulip, Mango, and EZ, but all too many years ago. How many MP ladies want to go fuck all night when they need a sleep badly in some cases.

If I took an outcall from an MP I would do it well before midnight, since at midnight the lady could be totally fucked out already. I have read reports by guys taking MP girls late and then complaining how sleepy and lacklustre the girl was. If you do take an MP girl, make allowances for her needing sleep.

I would indeed consider other options, even street freelancers.

It's a really shitty time to arrive midnight. However there are all night massage places. There are discos to consider. You could get a fuck, sleep alone and go get another girl from daytime bars like Morning Night or Stumble Inn.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2015159]You need to understand how much the shop takes and how much the lady gets and whether an extra tip is needed to make her happy or agreeable. I haven't tried it. I have done outcall from Tulip, Mango, and EZ, but all too many years ago. How many MP ladies want to go fuck all night when they need a sleep badly in some cases.

If I took annn.[/QUOTE]OK, thanks for that, maybe a Bamboo all night not good option then. Was just good for the certainty of getting a girl. Even a quick fuck be good on arrival, don't really need an all nighter on my first night in. I guess smooci might be the answer.

Is there any smooci girl highly recommended?

I went to a random massage parlor for the so call "Thai massage". In the end was offered HJ, for 1000. I took it. After joining this forum I realise I paid too much.

Could anyone guide me on how much to pay for what.

I'm interested in BJ and FS. I'm going to come to Bangkok in August.

Also is it safe for ordering home delivery.

[QUOTE=RahulHorny;2015504]I went to a random massage parlor for the so call "Thai massage". In the end was offered HJ, for 1000. I took it. After joining this forum I realise I paid too much.

Also is it safe for ordering home delivery.[/QUOTE]Prices is not my favorite topic.

Why would you order home delivery and risk getting a non desirable looking girl? It's much better to go the shop and choose which girl appeals to you. Once you already are sure you like the girl, then can do take out subsequently, but I don't see the point, if you just want a massage and a fuck, unless you are very claustrophobic. If you want a girl for all night, that is different.

[QUOTE=RahulHorny;2015504]I went to a random massage parlor for the so call "Thai massage". In the end was offered HJ, for 1000. I took it. After joining this forum I realise I paid too much.

Could anyone guide me on how much to pay for what.

I'm interested in BJ and FS. I'm going to come to Bangkok in August.

Also is it safe for ordering home delivery.[/QUOTE]YMMV but in a semi-legit massage shop it should be in the 500 HJ 1000 BJ 1500 FS range. Note that when it gets to that point you are at a significant negotiating disadvantage. If your interest is FS just start off at one of the PSE shops discussed.

Ordering home delivery is safe in Bangkok if you take basic precautions and have some situational awareness.

SL.

[QUOTE=Vrsabien;2015448]OK, thanks for that, maybe a Bamboo all night not good option then. Was just good for the certainty of getting a girl. Even a quick fuck be good on arrival, don't really need an all nighter on my first night in. I guess smooci might be the answer.

Is there any smooci girl highly recommended?[/QUOTE]You are coming to Bangkok man. There are plenty of options available. Outcall massage is just one small one. For example from 1 AM to 2 AM you can find a willing participant at any go go bar in Nana, Soi Cowboy or Patpong. You could be in and out of the bar with your lady in 20-30 minutes. Secondly there is Thermae where you can find plenty of choices. The Soi 4 Hillary bars or Climax on Soi 11 or We chat people nearby. You should not be worried about not finding a lady. Your only worry will be which option or lady to choose because there are too many to choose from. The 5,000 plus tip you were ready to fork over to Bamboo will be more like 2,500 -3,000 for ST and about 3,500-4,000 for LT. Freelancers from Thermae and Climax come with no bar fine and you can meet them before deciding.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2015643]You are coming to Bangkok man. There are plenty of options available. Outcall massage is just one small one. For example from 1 AM to 2 AM you can find a willing participant at any go go bar in Nana, Soi Cowboy or Patpong. You could be in and out of the bar with your lady in 20-30 minutes. Secondly there is Thermae where you can find plenty of choices. The Soi 4 Hillary bars or Climax on Soi 11 or We chat people nearby. You should not be worried about not finding a lady. Your only worry will be which option or lady to choose because there are too many to choose from. The 5,000 plus tip you were ready to fork over to Bamboo will be more like 2,500 -3,000 for ST and about 3,500-4,000 for LT. Freelancers from Thermae and Climax come with no bar fine and you can meet them before deciding.[/QUOTE]Yes plenty of options apart from the MPs that close at midnight.

Last night peeked in Thermae at 12.30 am. Fancied about 2 or 3 girls. A lot more girls of some other guy's taste. At that time, even two or three moderately pretty girls on the street in Sukhumvit Soi 4 awaiting guys coming out of Nana Plaza with no girl. These street girls will go for 1000 to 1500 baht most likely. Need care to not pick a ladyboy with a dick of course. Perhaps need to pay more if want girl for more than an hour and a better service. Taking time to build chemistry always seems critical to me. I find difficult to get a really great service from street girls or Thermae girls on a first time booking, in recent times. Bar girls cost more but more likely to perform for me first time, perhaps because I have built the chemistry first. Oily MP girls a better bet for performance, if in the best MP shops, but the time is a bit late for them unless take special all night MPs. Soapy girls do not seem to be a good bet for me in the modern day, where they were reliable 15 to 20 years ago. Have to find the girls that really like dick.

It's my last day in BKK tomorrow and I have to try a good soapy or bury.

I'd prefer something like a pse. Recommendations?

I visited this place last weekend. About 30 ladys in the fishbowl, but all of them MILF, no girl younger than 35. So I selected one of the "superstars" who perform the soapy show on a mattress for 2000 for 2 hours. Papasan explained in good english that the others wouldn't do soapy. 2 hours give you plenty of time to enjoy in a relaxed way. My girl had big natural boobs which she used a lot together with a blowjob on my dick on the mattress and in the bathtub. On the bed we did several positions and she was always willing to please. All in all no bad experience, but I would not repeat; there are much more beautiful young girls out there.