Rio de Janeiro Reports

OMFG, Dani had the tightest pussy. She doesn't work, not a tute, but has tats, and smokes, and my other girl brought her, and her pussy is actually tight like a virgin. I came on top of her, the highlight of 3 hours of sucking fucking, smoking eating, sucking sucking, fucking, total of 6 hours. Santana lyrics enter the portals of my mind like a virus from 6 years ago when I played Game of Love for Nicole in Barao, and banged Alexia Belucci for 14 hours to Santana, migra migra, can you find a new land in a lover.

700 total.

Today I made another privê-tour. This time to Av Rio Branco 156 and 185. I passed by about 30 privées. Quite a few were closed with the doorbells removed. At some salas there were no answer. At the working privées I made notes so I know which ones that are worthwhile to return to.

I had not decided at which privê I were to session at when a wonderful girl entered the elevator. On the way up I checked her out, she looked extremely good. I hoped she was getting out on one of the privê-floors, and so she did. She went to Angels massagem. I followed her like a puppy. I chose her quickly before any else could be her first customer of the day.

May, morena escura, 20 years, very cute, petit, slim, fit, mediumsized perfect tits (pointing up) (no kids) and an amazing smallsized bubblebutt. She's a very good kisser, very GFE, great BBBJ and f*cks wonderful. She has great control over the muscles in her tight p*ssy. An amazing session! She started working two days ago and will only work as a GP during February, as this is her holiday. Afterwards she'll go back to her regular work and studies.

R$90/30 min.

This coming Tuesday, February 23rd, Solarium will have a lottery with 2 drawings. One at 19 h and one at 22 h. If your key number is drawn, they will comp your total bill up until the moment of the drawing. The flyer doesn't really say anything about a spending limit, so I am wondering if you can take 3 girls up to the room, get lucky and get your key number drawn in the lotto and have it all paid for by the house. Cancun runs a lottery I think twice a week and their drawing is for one free 40 minute fuck (girl and room fee).

[QUOTE=AznSafado;1840852]This coming Tuesday, February 23rd, Solarium will have a lottery with 2 drawings. One at 19 h and one at 22 h. If your key number is drawn, they will comp your total bill up until the moment of the drawing. The flyer doesn't really say anything about a spending limit, so I am wondering if you can take 3 girls up to the room, get lucky and get your key number drawn in the lotto and have it all paid for by the house. Cancun runs a lottery I think twice a week and their drawing is for one free 40 minute fuck (girl and room fee).[/QUOTE]They are struggling! LOL.

[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1841284]They are struggling! LOL.[/QUOTE]That shit won't be funny if they shut down leaving one less terma on the already shrinking sex scene! I hope there are no more closures at least long enough for me to get down there one more time.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1841293]That shit won't be funny if they shut down leaving one less terma on the already shrinking sex scene! I hope there are no more closures at least long enough for me to get down there one more time.[/QUOTE]Solarium can close for all I care.

I think the space itself is great-one of the nicest termas in terms of lay out, cozy interior and excellent food but talent is plastic and prices too high.

Another gringo mouse trap.

The triangle of MC, Centaurus and Solarium all have that plastic vibe (4 X 4 does as well allthough more carioca due to location) and frankly the talent doesn't merit the price. At All.

I used to go to MC 3 years ago as a newbie and always found 1 good one who I would take out and mini-date there.

Talent has plummeted there completely.

I refuse to go.

I think there are alot sexier girls in the lower tier termas and shit holes like VM can be great.

I have buddies who go and look for eurocentric girls at the top termas.

Why come to Brazil and look for what's in abundance back home?

Its like the Brit expats who flood to Spain and eat fry-ups every day. FFS!

Obvously those euro looking girls will go to more expensive spots because they are a minority.

I like ghetto diamonds, sexy ass latinas, negras, mulattas-all with no silicon and BBFS if I want and CIM.

Enjoy Rio.

I don't think sex scene is shrinking-with crisis its probably expanding into privee scene and VM-places girls can float in and out with no or little restriction.

You might see the tier 1 termas go that way soon-ie a bit more freeness with girls and therefor more choice.

Reais droppin like panties is good news!

[QUOTE=AznSafado;1840852]This coming Tuesday, February 23rd, Solarium will have a lottery with 2 drawings. One at 19 h and one at 22 h. If your key number is drawn, they will comp your total bill up until the moment of the drawing. The flyer doesn't really say anything about a spending limit, so I am wondering if you can take 3 girls up to the room, get lucky and get your key number drawn in the lotto and have it all paid for by the house. Cancun runs a lottery I think twice a week and their drawing is for one free 40 minute fuck (girl and room fee).[/QUOTE]The win a program bingo has been going in places like Black and White in Bonsuccesso for years. It is a sign of struggle and they must be desperate to attract gringoes if a Tier 1 spot is running those promotions.

Centaurus BINGO night is next!

[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1841471]Solarium can close for all I care.

I think the space itself is great-one of the nicest termas in terms of lay out, cozy interior and excellent food but talent is plastic and prices too high.

Another gringo mouse trap.

The triangle of MC, Centaurus and Solarium all have that plastic vibe (4 X 4 does as well allthough more carioca due to location) and frankly the talent doesn't merit the price. At All.

I used to go to MC 3 years ago as a newbie and always found 1 good one who I would take out and mini-date there.

Talent has plummeted there completely.

I refuse to go.

You might see the tier 1 termas go that way soon-ie a bit more freeness with girls and therefor more choice.

Reais droppin like panties is good news![/QUOTE]Well its all economics. Brazil is in a heavy recession now. So the locals / Brazil business men cannot buy pussy like how they use too like that. Remember the prices in these termas has not changed but the Brazil Real has lost a lot of value. Its 4 to 1 and by the end of the Year it will be 5 to 1. So a lot girls have to depend on the Gringo Dollar now. But not to many gringos visit Brazil like they used to back in the 90's- Early 2000's when Help was open. So most of them have to work in these Low End Places where the prices are cheaper and they can get more clientele.

Pat Marbeleza sat sipping his latte and nibbling Brie cheese and fine, freshly baked bread at Deli Delicia on Sao Clemente in Botafogo, having turned away two awesome girls for pernoite last night, sometimes you just want to sleep alone. Plus, Marbeleza went to centro in the morning yesterday for a 18 year old mulata, a negra really, from niteroi, for 90 r for 30 minutes.

So, yes, Pat Marbeleza agrees, Solarium sucks. Not just the sex, but the service. Rosie, an older gal, is the manager, the gerentao, and she's a *****. Pat Marbeleza texted her over whatsapp about bad service, and she blocked him. Well, Pat Marbeleza advises all mongers to go to 4 x 4 instead, where Tito Ribeiro and his nephew, Vitor are responsive and sensitive to client complaints via whatsapp. So take your patricinha puteiro Solarium and go fuck yourself Rosie and your crew of wenches who aren't even good at sex -- this is Brazil, and you're not good at sex. Had two of your hos and they don't fuck like 4 x 4 girls.

So beach logistics. Let's say you have 3 Carioca 19 year olds at your apartment on the day after a bloco that comes by your balcony in Rua Bambina, which is about 437 times cooler than a deck in Copacobana -- and yes, Obi Wan Marbeleza is looking at you Sith Lord Cartman in your death star deck your touristy deck -- and let's say the 3 girls want to go to the beach because you've been fucking and smoking all night, like a man should with 3 teenagers during carnival, and you have to figure out what the fuck to do. Well, here it is, by the numbers: you get yourself a 5-11 Tactical Moab6 bag, and put a half inch REI climbing loop with a buckle around the bottom so you can three point attach that shit to your body, Ramadi style, put a chaplains cross on the velcro patches so the bad guys, the cops and the traficantes maybe think you're a cleric as in large parts of Latin America from Tijuana to Porto Alegre the only people they won't fuck with is a cleric. You get yourself a JBL Flip 3 and put it in the outer pocket, which is a blue tooth speaker, and you get yourself a few cell phones, I recommend the Nexus 5, especially since on each you can put 5 users, each with a Whatsapp, spy v spy baby. OK, now you load up your playlist with Felipe Ret. Play that shit at the beach. OK, you need cash, but not much. 140 reais buys a bunch of those little sand dresses for 3 chicks. 97 reais buys bolinhos de bacalau, and fish fried just so, and drinks, and drinks, I mean, if you're going to do it, do it. Leblon beach. So, swim goggles are good. Go to the beach, get a dude to bring you chairs and umbrellas, the chicks take care of that. After about 4 hours of smoking (oh, bring that too), and listening to felipe ret, which makes you look like a motha fucking brasileiro with 3 hot ass chicks sitting next to you, you must have a cock that swings down to your knees, she leans over and says, "dupla with (forgot her name, but a hot ass loira)" and you say yeah, and walk back to the road pick up a taxi and a few hours later, two chicks are sittting on your dick and face, one after the other, back at the botafogo love shack, yes you, sith lord vader cartman, let's see your sorry bleached white whale ass at the beach.

Felipe Ret.

Because the most erogenous organ on a woman's body is her ears, and you can stimulate them without taking her pants off. Bruna Surfistina is the reference I cite. You can read it in her book, which I did, a monger dedicated to his craft. She writes, that she would play a Jota Quest soundtrack for her tricks, and the hour would go by. But Jota Quest is so. So. So fucking last decade. Like the 18 year olds you are banging were conceived to Jota Quest.

Because you don't want to play Jota Quest and remind the PYT of her daddy, you want to compete with the other 18 year old, and be like, Felipe Ret, baby.

Pat Marbeleza had done the field work for you men. You go into sex with a Brazilian woman. You play Felipe Ret, and the Brasileira will curl up like a cat, and sleep and purr like a kitten, and 3 hours later, your dick will get hard, and you will go out in you front room, the one with the mattress in front of the HDTV, and you will fuck again.

So, whether it be a terma, a prive, a hotel, or your apartment, there it is mongers. Play Felipe Ret. You can be a non Portuguese speaking white dude off a direct flight from Berlin and you will be cooler than any Brasileiro because you both play Felipe Ret and you have money. After 3 days, you will have 3 women texting you with requests to fuck them every afternoon.

[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1841471]Solarium can close for all I care.

I think the space itself is great-one of the nicest termas in terms of lay out, cozy interior and excellent food but talent is plastic and prices too high.

Another gringo mouse trap.

The triangle of MC, Centaurus and Solarium all have that plastic vibe (4 X 4 does as well allthough more carioca due to location) and frankly the talent doesn't merit the price. At All.

I used to go to MC 3 years ago as a newbie and always found 1 good one who I would take out and mini-date there.

Talent has plummeted there completely.

I refuse to go.

I think there are alot sexier girls in the lower tier termas and shit holes like VM can be great...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Cane;1841293]That shit won't be funny if they shut down leaving one less terma on the already shrinking sex scene![/QUOTE]
I agree on that 100%. Very weird to laugh at a terma that is struggling.
Personally I never frequent Mabs, the Prado Junior stripclubs or any robe-terma. Still I hope they doesn't close as that would mean more gringos going to the privées. That would lead to raised prices, girls getting spoilt with tips and loudmouth gringos acting indiscreet when visiting the privées. It's important to have gringo-traps in Copacabana to keep the balance.

I've noticed lately that the privê-scene in Centro has shrinked. There are still tons of privées, but more places have closed than normally. Tijuca which had a whole bunch of privées, a couple of years ago, has been cleaned up very much. Not good at all.

Side-note 1: For those wanting to monger in Ipanema. There are a bunch of GPs at both Shenanigan's Irish Pub (which BTW have excellent food) and Empório. Not to forget that there also a lot of flirting lightskinned Patricinhas.

Side-note 2. Regarding the GP lottery at the termas. In the nineties one of the Rio newspapers had a daily lottery where the readers could win a wh*re that was presented in the newspaper.

Side-note 3: Be careful when going to the beach at nighttime. This week four Argentinian girls got robbed on the beach (in front of Copacabana Palace). They tried to flee and one of them got knifed down and died. This week there was also a Peruvian guy who got killed in Quinta da Boa Vista.

Quoting Sergeant Phil Esterhaus: "Hey, let's be careful out there."

Fellas I will be in Rio for quick 2 nights Sunday to Tuesday it's been a while since I have been out there I'm a Rio but my last trip was there 6 years ago. What are good spots to hit up for mongering on a Sunday afternoon and evening I was thinking about doing Monte Carlo in the afternoon and than Mabs at night. On Monday I plan to visit my favorite mongering establishment in the afternoon I have ever been to 4 x4 since I have not been there so long. Any advice / suggestions for the new Rio at this present state fellas my ears are open thanks.

[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1841471]Shit holes like VM can be great. Why come to Brazil and look for what's in abundance back home?[/QUOTE]I don't fly away to nice places on far away vacations to wallow in shit holes. That's something you can do at home for a lot less money all the way around. And since I don't hang out in shit holes at home, why spend my money flying all the way to Brazil or wherever to hang out in one? I refuse to go. I want top shelf talent at favorable prices from girls I find attractive (brancas and morenas) who know how to fuck (too many of the ones back home don't) and who take it in the ass (again too many back home don't). I don't know where you're from, but where I live in the States they're all in abundance here. There are "eurocentrics", Latinas, and negras all over the place! So, I don't have to go to Brazil to find "the look".

But, I do go because the ones back home just don't throw down here like the Brazilian girls do! It's not the look I go to Brazil for. All of the looks (including Asian) are right here where I live. No, it's the "attitudes", performance, and the legality of it all at favorable pricing compared to the States that sends me to Brazil. Now, I do believe that quality talent can be found in many places. That's why I'm willing to look high and low for wherever it may be found (except for in a shit hole as there's no need to do that unless one is so inclined). So on my next trip, I will be doing the privees by day looking for value, then hitting up Tier 1 and 2 termas at night. I'll also check out Mabs, Barbarella's (for old times sake), and several other bars and joints that interest me.

[QUOTE=Sperto;1840142]Remulos in Manaus is unique. There is nothing like that in Rio.
The only strip-club in Rio that reminds slightly of Remulos is Florida Bar at Praa Mau. They have rooms one floor up and there are motels close by. At Remulos you can find 50 girls a good night, but at Florida propably less than a dozen. Not to forget the difference in prices, Remulos is much cheaper.[/QUOTE]Thanks Sperto, your work on this thread is immense.

I'll try Florida and see what the prices are. There may be less girls. It all it takes is two out of the dozen to meet my needs!

I'll be there again in the summer so may take that trip up to Manaus again. I love that bar. System of a down playing loud, tattooed big ass Colombians in leather shaking it on stage and a choice of all types to walk through the internal door to upstairs with for a fair price. Heaven!

As for the non robe termas, how do they compare to the others. I really can't be doing with schlepping around like that.

My trip is looking like a terma, Florida, Babs and Mabs for the beers and maybe a prive to end with.

[QUOTE=Sperto;1839684]Yesterday I did a thorough priv-tour in Centro. I concentrated on Avenida Treze de Maio 33 and 47 and also on Av Presidente Vargas 490 and 582. I passed by about 50 prives. What surprised me was that so many prives were closed. It's normal that some prives get closed or moves to another location. However yesterday I noticed that many privs that were working in Dezember now where closed, even the door-bells were removed.

Still there were plenty of prives open to keep me happy. Prices between R$30-170. The quality varies a lot. The most beautiful girls are not necessarily found at the more expensive prives. I made notes so I know where I want to return or not. If somebody else wants check out these buildings many of the sala numbers can be found on Gpguia.

Finally I headed to Emporio do Banho. The presentation was really good. I instantly fell in love with Mikaela. Morena clara, 20 years, Spanish descendant, very beautiful, perfect teeth, long nice black hair, sweet, innocent-looking, petite, slim, fit, small but nice firm tits (even though one kid), shaved tight p*ssy and a wonderful ass. A round and excellent small-sized ass (not for horse-ass-lovers). IMO she is 9 points. If she had large natural tits I would propably have proposed. :D

Very GFE, great BBBJ and f*cked with a lot of enthusiasm. It was a 40 min session so I had time for a second pop, this time in her mouth. Extra plus for good posing for photos. Very good room with a large bed, mirrors on three walls and a large f*ckfriendly shower with a bench.

R$170/40 minutes. In my book it's a bit costly but I don't complain as she was worth every centavo.[/QUOTE]First of all, thank you for the report. Secondly, I have always thought they had a decent selection over the years, but I despise those massage tables. Pain in the ass for laying pipe. To tall, and hard as tile. The owners of this place are the same owners of a couple other places in Centro, which have more comfortable settings, yet this place has always had those uncomfortable tables. Glad you had a good time! Hope to be there in a couple of months.

[QUOTE=Mangera;1841697]First of all, thank you for the report. Secondly, I have always thought they had a decent selection over the years, but I despise those massage tables. Pain in the ass for laying pipe. To tall, and hard as tile. The owners of this place are the same owners of a couple other places in Centro, which have more comfortable settings, yet this place has always had those uncomfortable tables. Glad you had a good time! Hope to be there in a couple of months.[/QUOTE]No massage table in my room. Instead a large comfortable bed and lots of mirrors. EDB has been renovated and the rooms looks really great.