Day 7 of 9: Goodbye Pattaya
So after the most unfortunate incidents of last nights and the generally ill-fated outing we had on the town it was a new day. Since I had sent the auntie away after pop 1 and some sleep, I won't have anyone to take care of the morning wood. At this point, I think morning wood without protein was the best result I could hope for. It was a sluggish start to the day, I finally managed to get myself out of bed at 2:30 pm and quickly headed to the reception to extend my stay for the last day. After that since I really did not have the energy, I went across the road on soi 13 and into a pub called the Sportsman and got a cheeseburger and some coffee. I decided that after this hearty meal I could rest some more. No more of the massages, BJs or boom-booms during the day, all of that happens in the night and well into the morning here.
Next time I wake up its 5:30 pm and I saw that I had a missed call from PL99 who appeared to have woken up sometime back. We chatted and again I spoke to the girl HE had picked up last night. Man, the girls just don't want to leave him the next day. We planned to catch up as soon as HE managed to pack the girl off. I went out walking down soi Chaiyapoon, saw one or two girls I could pick, headed up 3rd Road and at the corner of Bliss Lounge considered going in. But what attracted my attention was the night market just across the road at HE intersection of soi 21 and 3rd Road. They had a couple of rows of stalls, two rows selling clothes and shoes and two rows dedicated to food. Even though I was tempted by several items of food that were on offer, I was happy with just an orange juice. I browsed through every stall and many of the food items seemed way too dangerous to be attempted. I wish I had the courage to try something out at least. I just wanted a BJ where I would not need to do much and could just be happy lying on my back. Now there are several places I could have gone to for a standard BJ I. E. Bars / shops specialising in it. I thought to try out a place which may or may not specialise in it. So I headed to soi honey and a slightly heavy girl with a very pretty face approached me to say Hi. I told her outside the shop that I was not looking for boom-boom or a massage and needed only a BJ. She seemed to understand and asked me come in. Once we went upstairs, she asked me again. I reiterated what I needed and told her to lose her clothes. What followed thereafter was a covered BJ, I didn't think to ask that upfront, my bad. Anyways, since the girl had opted for a CBJ, she would just have to blow me until I could blow and in a CBJ that could mean anything between 30 minutes to an hour depending on my frame of mind. She tried hard for the longest time, and I could see that her jaws had started to hurt, 555. I wasn't going to take pity on her so early in the game so I let her continue, took away her hand several times when she thought she could give me a handie cum BJ. After around 40 minutes or so, she wanted to get me off with a HJ and with great reluctance I agreed. She lathered up oil and made the best of what she could and after I while I just shot air (may be a drop or two of protein), unimpressed. I washed up, dressed, tipped and left. I checked my phone there were a couple of messages, PL99 was heading to LK Metro to eat and I told him that I was hungry and would join him since I was in the next street. My buddy was also asking where I was and I sent him my coordinates. We met up at this small british pub and I thought to try being adventorous here. I went in for their Thai menu, most falang owned establishments in Pattaya have a page offering some Thai food. This I assume is for the girls who might accompany the punters looking to eat before or after.
After food, PL99 asked us what we wanted to do on the last night in Pattaya, I didn't have a clue and was too tired to think. So we decided to make the journey to Walking Street from soi Buakhow to see some tits and ass at the Go-Gos. But before we got there we got another rousing welcome from girls outside a bar a little further up from Action Street. We immediately asked the baht bus to pull over and we went into this bar. This bar is farang owned and honestly out of all the bars I had been to had the best collection of girls dressed in red dresses. They had around 6-7 patrons already and around 6 girls not entertaining anyone. Three out of them were very pretty and they immediately came over. No hassle for lady drinks, and I liked that attitude so much that I bought my girl a drink. She was pretty and she informed me that her English was very weak and she used in work in a factory in a prior life and had moved to Pattaya a few weeks back. She was already drunk after 3 shots, the drink I offered was the 4th. I was very tempted to bar fine her because she was nice and friendly and was giving me a good time. But I also wanted to spend some time with the guys on the last night. So I promised her that I would return and we discussed this with the guys and the probability of anyone bar fining the girls from that little bar seemed to be very low. Her name was Lock.
At WS, we again seemed clueless as to which Go-Go to go into. I had had enough of the stupid Go-Gos in Pattaya and I didn't want to be hassled to buy 180 baht lady drinks for unattractive girls. We headed down soi Diamond and went into What's Up, I had read about this Go-Go at various places but never managed to find a sign for entry. Finally we did, it is ahead of Angelswitch and opposite Babydolls. This place was booming, while most Go-Gos on this sub-soi did not appear to have many patrons, What's up was filled to the capacity with girls and customers. The music was loud and the girls were actually dancing. The place had a good feel to it, I ordered a beer and we were given a seat next to a bath tub area where two ladies were soaping themselves and attracting punters to help them take a bath. I wasn't interested in bathing them, I was more worried about the soap suds not finding their way into my beer. After a beer, we got bored of the place it did have a lot of talent but I imagine the place was expensive (high bar fine) although thankfully we did not get hassled for lady drinks, so that's a positive. Back on WS, we were wondering where to hit next and then PL99 informs me that Mr. E will be reaching Pattaya shortly and will likely join us. So we headed into the first bar complex that you can spot on your way into WS and we walked in and found that although some of the girls were calling out to us to try their bar as soon as we approached and went around to ordering the drinks the girls disappeared. Not a good sign, we walked away from one bar after cancelling the order because of this. We landed up at another bar where we two were trying to play the game and two hotties at the bar were just too glued into their phones so we finished the drink quick and walked away. We walked in and out of another bar on the ground floor of 808 and it was just too damn loud. Finally, since none of us had seen Alcatraz we went in. The place hardly had 8 customers but the line up of girls on stage was OK. I wasn't looking from bar fine, after I read that the bar fine begins from 800 baht (I assume coyotes go for 1,200 baht). The other two guys bought drinks for one girl each and played around, I refused to buy drinks for two girls that approached because I did not like them. At this point, Mr. E reached Alcatraz and we met up with him. The four of us now decided to move to Mixx which is towards the end of WS near the pier. Mixx was rocking at the time and it was full, although the crowd had halfed after an hour or so. After scouting the talent and having one highly overpriced drink. Around 3:30 am I took a moto taxi to the bar on soi Buakhow to check if the girl I had liked earlier in the night was still available for take out. I was disappointed to hear that some customer had bar fined her, damn, I should have known that she was too pretty and too desperate to hang around for someone who may or may not return. Anyways, I decided to rush back to Mixx to catch up with the guys. There were a couple of drunk moto taxi guys around the corner and two ladies after I tried to explain to them where I need to get to, the moto taxi guys did not make a move and I was just about to walk ahead when a cute lady sitting with them offered to drop me to WS for 40 baht. I thought she was joking and asked her if she was sure, she nodded and I hopped on. On the ride she tells me she thinks I am cute, I was curious why she decided to drop a complete stranger off somewhere although she was clearly not a moto taxi rider. I asked her if she wanted to go dancing to Mixx with me, she says that may be another night and gave me her number and asked me to give her a call. Why do the strangest things happen on the last night?
I reached Mixx and the crowd had almost disappeared, the girls were still around acting like stuck up FLs just like the other night, but it was still better. I spoke to one or two, but did not get the right vibe so I enjoyed the music. In the meantime my buddy found a girl and decided to take off. Mr. E had already found his girl within 10 minutes of coming in and was just hanging around to give us company. PL99 was not interested in taking anyone home and was being my wingman. It is difficult to be a wingman for someone who is generally a pussy when it comes to approaching FLs in a club. Finally, HE selected the easiest target for me and well basically nudged me to her and I am glad that HE did. She was very new to the business and while she had a girl friend around the GF was only helping her translate and on the dance floor we sealed the deal. The GF walked out of Mixx quick, she wasn't interested in a pick up and was helping her friend who had arrived in Pattaya two days before. The girl Alex was 27 and from Khorat. I know all of 6 words in Thai and with her limited English made whatever little conversation we could. She was a great GFE provider and it was a fun night. I paid her 1,000 + 200 in the morning. Wish I could locate and find such FLs in the future, they are so much better than the haughty twats around. It was great meeting up with PL99 and Mr. E both of whom are great guys and IMHO should pen a book demystifying Pattaya, it would be really popular among the newbie punters. I hope to catch you guys around soon sometime in the near future. Till then keep the girls in Pattaya happy. :D