Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=LuvAsianTang;1637509]Now where I usually agree with you mouse, and prior to my very bad experience with lady boys, I've had no problems. But, there is always the possibility of smelly things hitting the proverbial fan....
A brief synopses of my bed experience: I was in a bar on soi 6 or 7 that was mixed ladyboys and real yummy girls. A ladyboy reached around and grabbed my dick and squeezed hard enough to hurt me. I must have looked pissed off because she came unglued and started to yell " what the fuck is your problem" over and over. I decided to leave and paid my tab and said bye to the hot little pooying I was ready to barfine....

I now steer clear of the lady boys as much as possible in a city where they seem to be collecting like flies on hong nam. Now when I walk by them I just look straight forward with a smile and look for girls.
So as to you question " seriously? what do you really think they are going to do to you? the very worst i have ever experienced is a tug on the arm." I guess my answer would be " more than you expect".

Happy pooning and be careful out there it can be a real zoo. LAT.[/QUOTE]That's a good reason to stay away from the places that have LBs mixed in with the girls. They don't know how to stay away even when you are clearly not interested and busy getting to know the sweet girl working there.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1633277]Actually it is Second Road Soi 6, 7, 8. Beach Road has no sois officially.
If you ask a moto driver to take you to Beach Road Soi 6 he will be puzzled.[/QUOTE]I too am puzzled by this as there are the famous Soi running from 2nd Road in a Westerly direction (to and from Beach Road) and also also many alleys running in an Easterly direction off 2nd Road towards 3rd road / Soi BuaKhao etc.

[QUOTE=Otari;1636752]Do you have any tips how to find out form Kamagra packaging (for example a hologram on the packaging) if this is fake product or not?[/QUOTE]No. Actually, some years ago I tried to figure it out with the Kamagra jelly (by trial and error), but couldn't. I'm still not sure whether Kamagra fakes are around (seems unlikely given the low price, 60 baht per 100 MG jelly pack), or their production process just sucks. I was buying from 2 pharmacies in Bangkok, not the street, and it's even inconsistent at the same vendor. Sidegra (the Thai product) does not seem to have these problems, always works with roughly the same intensity.

Has any member been on board one of these Pattaya Booze Cruises? It seems a lot of fun at a reasonable price? I guess that some private time with one of the ladies aboard cost extra, but how much? Is there privacy provided?

[QUOTE=AwesomeMan;1637711]Has any member been on board one of these Pattaya Booze Cruises? It seems a lot of fun at a reasonable price? I guess that some private time with one of the ladies aboard cost extra, but how much? Is there privacy provided?[/QUOTE]You asking about this?
[URL]http://www.pattayaboozecruise.com/Home/welcome.html[/URL]
2000 baht for 4 hrs cruise to nowhere, food, and drink included. From looking at their Facebook pics, farang couples partake. After party continues at a GoGo. Youtube vid of pics: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIaSZMkGP0A[/URL].

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1637518]LOL. Video?[/QUOTE]I wish I had footage of that experience, just so I could see where they all came from. I should have checked you tube the following days, perhaps someone may have immortalized it.

LAT.

[QUOTE=LuvAsianTang;1637509]Now where I usually agree with you mouse, and prior to my very bad experience with lady boys, I've had no problems. But, there is always the possibility of smelly things hitting the proverbial fan.

A brief synopses of my bed experience: I was in a bar on soi 6 or 7 that was mixed ladyboys and real yummy girls. A ladyboy reached around and grabbed my dick and squeezed hard enough to hurt me. I must have looked pissed off because she came unglued and started to yell " what the fuck is your problem" over and over. I decided to leave and paid my tab and said bye to the hot little pooying I was ready to barfine. Upon arriving at my motorbike much to my chagrin, there sat the ladyboy repeating her " what the fuck " line. She got off my bike and hit me over the head with a five pound wooden high heal, but not before I had dawned my helmet, and inserted the key in the ignition, which later saved me from a real ass whooping.

Now the fight was on, as I was throwing throat punches elbows to the head and running front kicks to her mussy (man pussy). Now mind you this mitch (man b**ch) was a good head taller and 40 years younger then me, but old age and treachery once again over came youth and inexperience, and I won the battle but not the war. Her allies started to come from all corners wielding folding wooden chairs and tables, and now I was literally fighting off 4 more ladyboys for my life..[/QUOTE]Loveasian,

The ladyboy boys in Thailand have a mental disorder. If you act like you are not into men they will only go after you harder. I always just smile and say no thank you. The mean looks don't work. The ladyboys will think nothing of breaking a bottle over your head or stabbing you in the eye with their high heels.

In this day and age I don't know where it came from but too many people have the attitude "what are they going to do?" Like the gay guy at the Texas airport this week when he refused to stop filming a guy. The guy started kicking and punching the guy with the camera. Its on youtube. If you put up a dare to someone be careful because they might accept it.

Some of the rules in Thailand. 1. Never get into a fight 2. Never get involved in a fight between two Thai's. I watched a Thai guy punching his girlfriend in public. Some American guy start punching the Thai guy sticking up for the Thai girl. The Thai girl picked up a beer bottle and cracked the guy in the face with it as she said don't hurt my boyfriend! The American guy was hurt really bad. It is a different mindset over there. Rule. 3 - Remember Thailand is a dream. Just a fantasy. Don't believe it is real. Don't bareback these girls! Don't send them money when you leave.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1637685]No. Actually, some years ago I tried to figure it out with the Kamagra jelly (by trial and error), but couldn't. I'm still not sure whether Kamagra fakes are around (seems unlikely given the low price, 60 baht per 100 MG jelly pack), or their production process just sucks. I was buying from 2 pharmacies in Bangkok, not the street, and it's even inconsistent at the same vendor. Sidegra (the Thai product) does not seem to have these problems, always works with roughly the same intensity.[/QUOTE]Thank you Crocodilexp. Do you know what the average price of Cialis is? It should be much more expensive than Kamagra / Sidegra and the chance of getting a fake are high, right?

[QUOTE=Otari;1637806]Do you know what the average price of Cialis is? It should be much more expensive than Kamagra / Sidegra and the chance of getting a fake are high, right?[/QUOTE]

Don't know the price for original Cialis (but then, how many "originals" are genuine?). There's a generic (made in India, I think), called Apcalis (same active ingredient, Tadalafil). I can't remember the exact price (it was a few years back when I used it), but my guess is it should cost 100-150 baht / pill (or 400-600 for a box of 4). Cialis (Tadalafil) tends to be slower to start, but lasting longer and tapering off more slowly than Viagra (Sildenafil citrate), up to 2 days (vs 4-6h for V). Good for that extended long-time.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1638165]Don't know the price for original Cialis (but then, how many "originals" are genuine?). There's a generic (made in India, I think), called Apcalis (same active ingredient, Tadalafil). I can't remember the exact price (it was a few years back when I used it), but my guess is it should cost 100-150 baht / pill (or 400-600 for a box of 4). Cialis (Tadalafil) tends to be slower to start, but lasting longer and tapering off more slowly than Viagra (Sildenafil citrate), up to 2 days (vs 4-6h for V). Good for that extended long-time.[/QUOTE]Wow, that is quite expensive in comparison (if it is the current market price). In India, the price for Tadalafil generics start at less than 50 baht for a box of 4 pills (10 MG dosage).

[QUOTE=PaulRob6366;1637655]I too am puzzled by this as there are the famous Soi running from 2nd Road in a Westerly direction (to and from Beach Road) and also also many alleys running in an Easterly direction off 2nd Road towards 3rd road / Soi BuaKhao etc.[/QUOTE]They all have different names so they can tell them apart.

But if you're puzzled because you don't know the logic behind it, you don't know how you can tell to which street a soi belongs, then I can't help you because I don't know that either. I only happened to know that Beach Road has no sois.

For example: Soi BuaKhao seems to be a (main) road on its own because they always refer to it as 'Soi BuaKhao' and not 'Central Pattaya Road Soi BuaKhao' or 'South Pattaya Road Soi BuaKhao'. I don't know why.

Hello guys,

Am travelling to Pattaya for the first time next month. Can you please share must do places. Low risk, vfm. In Pattaya?

Also how to differentiate ladyboys from real pussy?

Would be grateful for any help including links to prev posts on the subject.

Cheers.

SG69.

[QUOTE=ShyGuy69;1638526]Hello guys,

Also how to differentiate ladyboys from real pussy?

[/QUOTE]Ladyboys you fuck in the ass, lube required. Real pussy is warm and moist, more fun.

Also, with a LB, you might get cock slapped in your face.

Have a blast!

[QUOTE=ShyGuy69;1638526]Hello guys,

Am travelling to Pattaya for the first time next month. Can you please share must do places. Low risk, vfm. In Pattaya?

Also how to differentiate ladyboys from real pussy?

Would be grateful for any help including links to prev posts on the subject.

Cheers.

SG69.[/QUOTE]Ladyboys are generally taller and more good looing then thai girls.

Adams apple use to be a good sign but now surgery is available to suppress it.

The most reliable sign in my opinion are broad shoulders.

They are also generally more frisky.

If you speak to them you will notice hoarseness of voice.

[QUOTE=GlobalSurfer;1638648]Ladyboys are generally taller and more good looing then thai girls.

Adams apple use to be a good sign but now surgery is available to suppress it.

The most reliable sign in my opinion are broad shoulders.

They are also generally more frisky.

If you speak to them you will notice hoarseness of voice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1638541]Ladyboys you fuck in the ass, lube required. Real pussy is warm and moist, more fun.

Also, with a LB, you might get cock slapped in your face.

Have a blast![/QUOTE]Thanks guys, this is very helpful. Still need your help with:

1. The best places for a first timer to monger.

2. Details of the best massage place in Pattaya in terms of service for soapy, 4 hands massage, etc.

3. Also a good indication of the rates. I RTFFed and found that 500 baht for ST and 1000 for LT is par for the course. Is that correct? How about massage joints extras charges?

Cheers.