Day one trip report Pattaya
Day 1,
I leave BKK negotiate 900 baut trip to Pattaya include tolls. Usually they try to charge 1200-1500. A taxi guy agrees. He does not have a real taxi I find out latter. Too many jitni taxis. He tries to help me and put my bags in his truck. I say no thank you I want bags in bag with me. Anyway, he was driving there so fast if we went any faster we would have went back in time but that is Thai driving. At least no traffic. I told him to slow down but he pretend not to understand. Half way there we break down. We pull on on the side of the highway in the middle of no where. All I could tell was there was some sort of break problem. I wait 10 minutes for him to try to fix the problem. I grabbed my luggage next to me gave if 400 baut and told him sorry I am taking another taxi. IF I would have put my bags in truck noway would I have been able to escape. F- driving there with a brake problem. Its not worth my life. So I'm standing on the side of the highway trying to wave down a taxi. The taxis and the customers in the back of the taxis would all wave back at me me just to F- with me. I have one eye monitoring the broke down taxi driver so he does not sneak behind me and knife me. I try for 20 minutes to get a taxi. ALL of them are going to Pattaya anyway. One regular car sees me. Stops his car in the middle of the fricken highway. Parks his car get out and runs over to me. Says Pattaya. I say yes. He says lets go. He runs through the highway gets to his car and come and picks me up. I almost ran with him until he stopped me. What was I thinking? I could have gotten killed. I was thinking pussy in Pattaya that what. Anyway, I asked him how much he wants and he says up to me. So he gets me to Pattaya in 30 minutes and I gave him 400 baut. He was very happy.
I check in and get lunch for so fuel. Now its time for action. I take the bus down to the Big see mall. They have a ton of beer bars there. I find a girl I like and she wants 1000 short time plus 300 for room. I tell her 700 and 300 for room. She agrees. I tell her I want two girls. She goes out side and picks her hot friend. Both are like 20 years old. Both incredible bodies. To make a long story short. It was not really that good. It is always better to bang one. Have her leave then have a session with the other one. Changing condoms so many times between girls just kills the mood and is a hassle. I did do two other short times after that. So I went through 4 girls. I was tired and ready to pass out. It was only 9 pm. LOL. As I was walking back to my hotel I seen this bar girl that was incredible. Looked 21 but she was 25. She had a bubble ass and large see cup popping out her shirt. I was actually sexually burned out and sex was the last think that I was thinking about. But, in thailand what regulars will tell you. IF you see a girl you like grab her now. Because she will be gone tomorrow. I walk up to her and ask her how much for a short time. She says 1000 plus 350 bar fine. I tell her 700 plus bar fine. She hesitates butI talk her into it.
We go back to my room. I tell her lets shower together. She says no. So I shower then she showers. She finally comes out and would not let me remove her towel. Sometimes you find a bar girl that will act like a virgin. So I talk her into letting me massage her she still won't remove the towel. Finally I warm her up and get it off. I grab the condom. We are facing each other sitting of bed. I give her lube and tell her to start with a HJ. She reluctantly agrees. Then she tries to kiss me and stick her tongue in my mouth. I turn away and tell her I don't like kiss. We do all positions. She says you said you wanted short time but you really want long time. I ask her how much is long time? She says 2000 baut. I tell her I can only give 1000 for long time. She did not say anything but stayed over night. Around 11 pm I was so tired I just wanted to sleep but she was wide awake. She would not let me sleep and we F- again. She was highly offended I would not kiss her lips. I saw latter in the night night she did have a cold sore behind her lip that was very small. Good thing I did not kiss or do BBBJ. Exactly because I expect that. In the first few hours I felt like we were husband and wife. Theses girls can make the connection fast. The next day I wanted time to myself but she wanted to go to the beach with me. I took her for breakfast and then told her I had work to do. She made a date with me at 9 pm at her bar because she wants to hang out more. I will not show. I did not have the heart to tell her our time was over. I feel so guilty. But too many woman here. But I did bang her 3-4 times for 700 baut. Great deal. I did want to kiss that sweet girl all night long.
Pattaya has a decent amount of girls. Not so many guys at the beer bars. Still has alot our tourists just bars not that full. It rains briefly everyday. Always carry and umbrella.
I can confirm advice by PL
I went as a newbie; Beach Road, FL, between 500-700 baht / go in your hotel room, pussy, anal, CIM, threesome, GFE. You can get literally whatever you want.
Ripoff Report: Lisa Bar on Soi 6
I found a hot lady at Lisa Bar on Soi 6. I can't remember her name. She seemed a little drugged out, but I decided to take her upstairs. She set the price at 300 baht for the bar and 100 baht for her. We go upstairs, shower together, go to the bedroom, get naked on the bed together and then she's not into it. She pushes me away, says something about being too tired from dancing the previous night and that there will be "no boom boom. " She suggests that I take a nap instead. I immediately get dressed and go back to the bar for a refund. They give me the 1000 baht back, but refuse to refund the 300 baht because I was (briefly) in the room. What bullshit is that?
