Pattaya Reports

Thanks for reporting, Commonglass. Lisa Bar is clearly a place to avoid!

My brief experience of Soi6 bars was you pay 300 baht for the room up front, but only pay for the girl afterwards, 700 to 1000 baht. So in that case you wouldn't of had to even ask for the 1000 back. I think you have to just forego the room charge and put it down as a bad experience. From what I understand Soi6 is generally a good place and reasonably consistent. I'll be exploring again in December.

Ok, I am not going to do a blow by blow girl by girl. Unless it is a crazy experience. I had a chance to do a lot of walking yesterday and wanted to post the current Pattaya situation. It does rain here for a short time every day. Which is nothing and just part of being here. The rain is not even bad. If you compare it too the rainy season in Pattaya like in September. Now that is bad and like a rain from hell. There are a lot of tourist here. But they all basically go to the beach street walk where the beach ends. I went there last night. Too many people and too much noise.

On beach street there is not nearly as many freelancers as there was 3 years ago. The last 3 years I noticed more and more international girls working on beach street. You had the Russian girls, the black chicks. But now there are no more Russians anywhere that are working girls. I saw 3 black girls working last night total. In Bangkok the black chicks disappeared as well. There had to be some clean up by the Thai government.

The beer bars are slow. The gogo seem to be busy. I went into agogo last last. I liked a girl and ask what the cost was for her and bar fine. She wants 2000 Baut and the bar fine is 800 and this is short time. F- that I left immediately.

I been going to pick up girls at the beer bars and little massage places. They all start washing for 1000 baut. I say 700 and they always agree with the exception of one. I have been having a great time. Not too many people where I stay and just the right amount of girl selection. I will say nothing like the amount of girls that was here 10 years ago. Even 10 years ago. What happened? Did the put Obama in charge of the tourist industry here?

I've been to Lisa Bar several time and never had any kind of trouble. In fact, Lisa Bar is my favourite Place at Soi 6, both for drinking and for P4 P. Very nice and clean rooms upstairs, I could live there if it wasn't for the shared bathroom. Girls always friendly and nice, but I Always pick Salaa. 300 baht for room and 1000 for her. I'm going there again on my next visit to Pattaya in February, that's for sure.

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I been going to pick up girls at the beer bars and little massage places. They all start washing for 1000 baut. I say 700 and they always agree with the exception of one. I have been having a great time. Not too many people where I stay and just the right amount of girl selection. [/QUOTE]Were this soapy massages? Can you recommend some places?

Are there some nuru massages in Pattaya?

[QUOTE=Otari;1639481]Were this soapy massages? Can you recommend some places?

Are there some nuru massages in Pattaya?[/QUOTE]No soapy massages are only done in the high class massage places. Prices start at 1500 baut. In Bangkok soapy massages are starting more around 2500 baut. I like honey massage on Soi 11 in Pattaya. When you go into these places including Honey massage ask the price before you sit down. Act like you are not sure you are going to stay. If you go in there with a big smile on your face like it is your first time. They will charge you 2300-2500 baut. This is because the can smell you are a sucker. I noticed there is not really a set price. That is way you don't see any price list anywhere. There is not even prices for the drinks. Gee I wonder why that is? If I remember correctly when I went last year. They wanted 1500 and I told them I paid 1300 last time they said OK. As you walk in one of the male hosts will try to get you to sit down as fast as possible. They will then ask you if you would like a drink. The casual way they do it makes you feel they are your friend hooking you up. But you will be charged for everything. Do not be a sucker and accept the drink without asking the cost of the drinks. The manager will hike up the drink cost and pocket the money. They will even be so kind as to help you choose the girl. There are two sides of girls. Both different prices. If you don't see a girl you like just leave. There are soapys everywhere.

[QUOTE=LuvAsianTang;1637509]Now where I usually agree with you mouse, and prior to my very bad experience with lady boys, I've had no problems. But, there is always the possibility of smelly things hitting the proverbial fan.

A brief synopses of my bed experience: I was in a bar on soi 6 or 7 that was mixed ladyboys and real yummy girls. A ladyboy reached around and grabbed my dick and squeezed hard enough to hurt me. I must have looked pissed off because she came unglued and started to yell " what the fuck is your problem" over and over. I decided to leave and paid my tab and said bye to the hot little pooying I was ready to barfine. Upon arriving at my motorbike much to my chagrin, there sat the ladyboy repeating her " what the fuck " line. She got off my bike and hit me over the head with a five pound wooden high heal, but not before I had dawned my helmet, and inserted the key in the ignition, which later saved me from a real ass whooping.

Now the fight was on, as I was throwing throat punches elbows to the head and running front kicks to her mussy (man pussy). Now mind you this mitch (man b**ch) was a good head taller and 40 years younger then me, but old age and treachery once again over came youth and inexperience, and I won the battle but not the war. Her allies started to come from all corners wielding folding wooden chairs and tables, and now I was literally fighting off 4 more ladyboys for my life. Things seemed to be happening in slow motion as I was dredging up fighting skills that had been long forgotten from my more formidable youth, and finally the war was won. I managed to start the bike and speed away from further harm but as I did another 5 pound high heal hit me squarely between my shoulder blades. I did sustain some minor injuries including scratches, and splinters from wooden chairs that had been demolished by my helmet and a few well placed blocks and kicks but luckily nothing serious. It could have been another front page story of the early demise of yet another farrang in pattaya.

I now steer clear of the lady boys as much as possible in a city where they seem to be collecting like flies on hong nam. Now when I walk by them I just look straight forward with a smile and look for girls.

So as to you question " seriously? what do you really think they are going to do to you? the very worst i have ever experienced is a tug on the arm." I guess my answer would be " more than you expect".

Happy pooning and be careful out there it can be a real zoo. LAT.[/QUOTE]That sounds pretty grim. The only vaguely similar experience that I have had was resolved by the mamasan intervening. Cost me a few hundred Baht to walk away from some trouble, but luckily no organic damage. Anyway, clearly if that was your experience then you are right to warn people.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1638656]1. For a 1st time Pattaya player it is a no brainer. Start your trip out right on Walking Street in stand up Go Go's like Happy, Sensations, Baccara, Airport, Babydolls, What's Up, Heaven Above, Peppermint, and Windmill. Pros: Lots of High Quality Girls. It will blow your mind. No Ladyboys. Cons: High Price.

2. Forget Pattaya Soapys. They are inferior to BKK Soapies. You will spend over 2000 bt for plain girls and it ain't worth it. Go to Bangkok!

3. You are quoting Beach Road FL prices above. Go take a look, it is fun, but IMHO Beach Road is for more experienced punters. There are a lot of sub par girls and ladyboys out there, which is no big deal to a more experienced eye, but might be confusing to a newbie. Try Soi Six instead. The price is 1300bt for ST (with 700 bt to 1000 bt for the girl and 300 bt for a room upstairs). Red Point, Nightwish, Sky Bar, O BAR, and Pussy Club are all good. Soi Six Pros: Very Friendly Girls, Good Bars, Good Times. Cons: Quality varies sharply from sexy to very plain. Tip: Do not get falling down drunk or you might wind up with an unexpected experience. 555.[/QUOTE]You haven't mentioned my favourite: Ruby Club.

[QUOTE=Commonglass;1639275]I found a hot lady at Lisa Bar on Soi 6. I can't remember her name. She seemed a little drugged out, but I decided to take her upstairs. She set the price at 300 baht for the bar and 100 baht for her. We go upstairs, shower together, go to the bedroom, get naked on the bed together and then she's not into it. She pushes me away, says something about being too tired from dancing the previous night and that there will be "no boom boom. " She suggests that I take a nap instead. I immediately get dressed and go back to the bar for a refund. They give me the 1000 baht back, but refuse to refund the 300 baht because I was (briefly) in the room. What bullshit is that?[/QUOTE]I've been there and done that. You won't get the 300 Baht back. If you were in the West a legal mind would argue that there were two contracts: one with the bar for a room, and one with the girl for a fuck. The girl defaulted, the bar did not. Not their fault that you only used the room for 2 minutes.

[QUOTE=Otari;1639312]For 1000 BTH you would get a freelancer, what's the point to get a bar lady for 1000 + 300 BTH?[/QUOTE]Because you think that the bar girl is incredibly sexy and you have to have her whatever the price? One of a thousand reasons why you might want to take a girl from a bar or a gogo or a club or a massage parlour, etc etc.

I see that the standard price for ST bars on Soi 6 is 300 + 1000 BTH. Does ST means 1 hour (is it 1 hour or more?) or until you cum? Does it mean that if you cum quickly the game end immediately? Or there is time limit only and if you cum quickly then you cum second time? If you go over the time limit then you pay again 1000 BTH (or 300 BTH) or just give tip to the girl?

I try to compare those clubs with Tulip in Bangkok or Annie's where you have 2 hours and can cum twice during this time. However for ST freelancers in Bangkok try to practice 'you cum I go', even if you made '2 cum arrangement' before. Do freelancers in Pattaya (I see that the price is similar to soi 6 bars - 1000 BTH for ST) the same?

Slept till 11 am so I was fully charged. Headed to Top Market on 369/1 Moo 9 Tumbol Nongpru Amphur Banglamung Chonburi 20260. This place has a great food court and hot meals ready to go. A year ago they had a much better selection of hot foods take away. I don't know why the selection is so small now. I headed to Soi 6 not a far walk from the market. This is the best place to go for a nooner I have found. It was around 1 pm so there was about 70 girls to choose from. In the evening there are more like 120. I went through 3 different girls I picked at the bars. All beautiful. Two had vagina so big I could not feel anything. I asked how long one was working and she said she has been there for 6 months. That makes sense. The third girl however was thicker with DD's. Nice and tight and we went at it for an hour. No rush at all. I did notice every day the girls on Soi 6 seem to change. New girls come in everyday and old girls leave. All 20-25 years old.

The beach street has some girls out around 4 pm. But the selection was weak.

3 years ago and before that. There would be actually hundreds of girls on one street that would form a line so you could not get away. 8 girls at a time would all grab you. Those day appear to be over. But still many girl here. Lots of fun. I had my first Thai massage with two girls at the same time. It was unreal. I ask for sex and they said they did not do that there. It did appear to be legit. The girl was rocking back and forth over my back around my hand. I stuck my finger out and towards her pussy and she continued to rock. Maybe she fought it was all just an accident. But I did try again to get her for short time and she said no. LOL.

Lots of great artwork on the street next to Mikes Shopping center. I definitely want to by some paintings very reasonable. Now shipping is a different story. Next time I come to Thailand I am going to buy one of those sleeping nets to sleep in. Every night I am getting eaten alive by mosquitoes. I definitely recommend it.

[QUOTE=Otari;1639852]I see that the standard price for ST bars on Soi 6 is 300 + 1000 BTH. Does ST means 1 hour (is it 1 hour or more?) or until you cum? Does it mean that if you cum quickly the game end immediately? Or there is time limit only and if you cum quickly then you cum second time? If you go over the time limit then you pay again 1000 BTH (or 300 BTH) or just give tip to the girl?

I try to compare those clubs with Tulip in Bangkok or Annie's where you have 2 hours and can cum twice during this time. However for ST freelancers in Bangkok try to practice 'you cum I go', even if you made '2 cum arrangement' before.[/QUOTE]In Soi 6 you make your own arrangement with the girl, which in 99% of the time is 700 or 1000 bht for 1 shot. The girls would be surprised by anything else, but nothing is impossible. The difference with say Tulip is that the girls there are hired by the hour, so will happily chat or snooze or give you a massage to fill the time. In Soi 6, after your shot, the girl will be thinking that it's time to go downstairs, either for the next customer, or to party or drink with her friends.

A better alternative might be to barfine the girl (perhaps 500bht?) and take her back to your room for a more relaxed session. But to be honest, Soi 6 isn't about relaxed lovemaking.

[QUOTE=TomSf;1639911]Next time I come to Thailand I am going to buy one of those sleeping nets to sleep in. Every night I am getting eaten alive by mosquitoes. I definitely recommend it.[/QUOTE]Or you could try closing the windows and turning on the air con. Never once have I been bitten by a mosquito in Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Otari;1639852]I see that the standard price for ST bars on Soi 6 is 300 + 1000 BTH. Does ST means 1 hour (is it 1 hour or more?) or until you cum? Does it mean that if you cum quickly the game end immediately? Or there is time limit only and if you cum quickly then you cum second time? If you go over the time limit then you pay again 1000 BTH (or 300 BTH) or just give tip to the girl?

I try to compare those clubs with Tulip in Bangkok or Annie's where you have 2 hours and can cum twice during this time. However for ST freelancers in Bangkok try to practice 'you cum I go', even if you made '2 cum arrangement' before. Do freelancers in Pattaya (I see that the price is similar to soi 6 bars - 1000 BTH for ST) the same?[/QUOTE]To Otari.

This is one shot only you can also do take out for one HR back to hotel some girl will not go outside, you can offer 500 bht more for a 2nd shot you can also get all nighter depend on the time most girl will charge 2000 bht after midnight til morning, if you want multi shots just ask the girl upfront for LT, don't compare soi 6 bar to Tulip you don't get the same service here for 1300 bht.

Fast eddie 48.