Santo Domingo

[QUOTE=Sawassdee;2510736]I laughed and thought of you saying this last week. I'm currently in Cali Colombia and met this chick on line. Her profile says Cali. We chatted and I send her my location link on whatsapp and she says she is close. I go to send an uber for her and notice its roughly $75 US. The Fuq? This chick lives in Buena Ventura damn near 2 hours away. I cancelled that ride.[/QUOTE]Love Cali! First trip there was 1999. I dated a girl from Palmira a few times. She always took bus into Cali then taxi from bus station to viejo barril and I would pay the taxi. Had a customer from buena Ventura that was hot. She invited me to visit there but never made it.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2510036]If you meet a chick online the first thing you want to do is TRIPLE check exactly where she lives. I don't know why it is only Domimicans that have so much trouble figuring out how to put where they live or even knowing where they live. Okay. I have always said The Philippines is the mirror image on the other side of the world of DR and the same thing happens there. But nowhere besides the two places.

Been talking to a chick for about 1 month since the last time I was here. Her profile said Santo Domingo. I knew it was something strange when she told me she works at a bar at the river. I was gearing up to go see her the other day when my girlfriend was busy. I told her to send the location. Why is this b 2 hours and a half away in Las Terrenas? Then when I told her I was not coming there she had the nerve to ask why not.

Been talking to another chick the same amount of time. She told me that she lives in Boca Chica. I am right now on my way to Boca Chica so I asked her to send the location. Why the fuck did she tell me to put Jumbo San Pedro de Marcoris in my GPS? I said you told me you live in Boca Chica. She said it is in Boca Chica but 15 minutes away. No. San Pedro is at least 30 minutes from Boca Chica. These are some of the dumbest broads on the planet.[/QUOTE]Dominicans suck at maps and directions. Some less educated ones call the country Santo Domingo same as the US is nueva York. I used to crack up when I told them I was from nueva York and they asked que parte. Miami? Boston? Now if I say I live in Santo Domingo some say "yo tambien, en puerto plata". They will argue that puerto plata is in Santo Domingo even though it is five hours away.

Half the time I check out a bar or restaurant on google maps, I want to see pics of the place. Half the time some or all of the pics are of people in their living room, or food on a kitchen table.

Some will also not have a clue what their address or where they live is. Went to visit one girl in Cotui and asked where she lived. I asked for the intersection in case her phone was flakey when I got to town. She named two streets. I look on a map and said "great, we can go play some billar". She asked where. I said the place a block away from your house. She had no clue and never heard of the place. They tell you where you enter their neighborhood or barrio, not where their house is. She lived like 12 blocks away and on neither of the streets she named.

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510944]You live here? No way! I must have missed the 6,000 times you pulled the "I live here card". Your nose is always in the air when you wax poetic about owning a car. The only reason you see for someone not wanting a car here is they can't afford it. LOL. You crack me up. No Dominican would ever choose inverter over planta full. Best steak in DR? I was told Andre's is the best! You should try it.

Cue response. . . . man in arena, I live here, jefe mobile. . . . . Blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]Yeah man don't be so hard on the guy. He's trying to be helpful. His arena consists of East Santo Domingo. The best steak I ever had was bought at the market and bbqd on the beach at Juan Dolio. We didn't have any utensils so ate with with our fingers like cavemen. It was awesome! Merry fucking Christmas everybody! I hope you are getting that fine Dominican pussy and big tits! As for me I will be moving to Philippines as soon as I can next year.

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;2510910]Look at it from a different perspective amigo. If that's really your girlfriend then its not crazy for her to ask you to spend time with her 17 yr old son. Yeah you're banging his mom but in her eyes you could be a huge male figure in his life.[/QUOTE]Shit. He got a dad. She acting like his dad died or disappeared or something.

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;2510910]Take him to the ho house.[/QUOTE]LOL. That is the exact same thing my dad said when I told him.

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510948]Current GF has a 21 year old son. He told her he wants to meet me. Hang out. Show me around. She laughed and said I could show him around better than he could show me. He said that is impossible as he has lived here his whole life. LOL.[/QUOTE]She gets mad because everything she mentions wanting to do or every place she wants to go, I have already done it or been there. I tell her to keep naming shit and eventually we will get to something new for me, but she gives up. I keep telling her I want to go to Bahia de las Águilas because I have never been out that way.

Nah, Brother P you got it all wrong.

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510944]You crack me up. No Dominican would ever choose inverter over planta full.[/QUOTE]First thing: I am not Dominican. So why would I make choices like a Dominican. Have you lived here so long that is how you think now?

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510944]Your nose is always in the air when you wax poetic about owning a car. The only reason you see for someone not wanting a car here is they can't afford it. LOL.[/QUOTE]Those who attacked me about owning a car told me it was a unnecessary expense. Someone only says that if they can't afford something. Did you say that about me? If you did not then I was not addressing you and it passive aggressive to shill for others. Instead of attacking me for owning a car individuals who do not own one should spend their time here explaining to others why they do not. It's curious why you are so concerned (like many others) about how another grown man spends is money. Owning a vehicle fits my lifestyle. But I have no problem jumping in [B]Uber[/B], [B]inDriver[/B] (especially after curfew because so many of them have permission to move around at will) or transporte publico when the traffic or parking conditions at my destination warrant it. Do Dominicans choose to not own a car like you do also? I do not think so looking at the number of nearly new vehicles that line the streets "de mi barrio".

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510944]You live here? No way! I must have missed the 6,000 times you pulled the "I live here card".[/QUOTE]You once wrote that Sousa was for rank amateurs. How many people know you said that? Yes, I know to use the search function. Do you still stand by those words? I live by my words. You have a problem with the way that I write? Put me on ignore. Show one of my posts where I have posted inaccurate information.

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510944]Best steak in DR? I was told Andre's is the best! You should try it.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the recommendation. But have you eaten there or are you just repeating what someone has told you?

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510944]Cue response. . . . man in arena, I live here, jefe mobile. . . . . Blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]You have a problem with those who are not like you? That is most unfortunate. But you have been reading my posts for a long time. You think how I write is ever going to change? I'm good with your opinions of me. I do not give a (expletive deleted). You see I'll continue to take my meager resources and poor skills and be livin it up in the fast lane in Republica Dominicana.

[I]Man in the Arena. Owner of the jefe mobile. I live here.[/I] Yes, I am glad you read every word of my posts and have shown that enjoy them so much that you are quoting some of my favorite sayings. LOL!

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2510952]Dominicans use vaina a ton. Versatile slang word. Most say diligencia, sometimes they say haciendo o atendiendo unas cosas, some will say haciendo unas vainas. Tarea? Nope. They will understand if someone says it, but never use it for errands. They may joke about it if someone gave them errands to do. If I asked GF to go to bank, pay electric, then buy milk and butter at supermarket, she may joke that she has homework or tarea. If someone called her while she was doing it, she would say diligencia.[/QUOTE]Spanish is sometimes so difficult, thank you men!

So. Diligencia.

You do not have defend me. But I appreciate it. Especially since you have made it clear through your posts and private messages that you have a problem with my posts.

Thank you for the recommendation on the steak. I like to see posts that keep it on the somewhat positive tip (despite the sarcasm).

Holiday wishes to you too my man! The Dominicans, Vs and Hs are all giving the pussy up brother and I get my share to keep me satisfied. Even if you think my arena is only as you put it: "Santo Domingo East". Everyone is free to believe as they like. Remember it does not matter how big your arena is. Only that you are in it. Because we all know that it is the man in the arena that counts! But you can keep the [I]heavy saggers[/I] and [I]silicon balloons[/I] for yourself. Thank you very much! I like a nice ass. Does not have to be big. But it has to be noticeable in those puta pantalones (stretch pans) Dominicanas like to wear. They do so like to show off their bodies. A lot of eye candy rolls around in my arena. Makes doing my [I]tareas[/I] so much more pleasurable.

Congratulations on your impending move to the Philippines. I suppose your new arena will be the entire country like the Dominican Republic is mine. LOL!

Hopefully you can be as helpful in your arena as I have been in mine since you will actually living in then instead of passing through like so many of the visiting Spanish Professors posting up in here! If they would spend at least half their time sharing information about having sex with girls as they do correcting my Spanish and attacking my posting style. None of us would have enough time to even post. We would be spending all of our time fucking. Would we not? But we all know that if a Dominican chica (the least educated in all of Latin America) feels that you have used her language incorrectly she is not going to give you any pussy. Hit the books gentleman and study hard! Your ability to get pussy in the Dominican Republic depends on it. LOL!

Posting tip for you brother. ISG has a forum for the Philippines. Maybe your reception in that ISG forum will be more positive than here in the Dominican Republic forum. Do not be like those characters posting about Colombia over here. Then having the nerve to talking about posts being off topic. GTF! Kick some real knowledge out brother. Pay more attention to substance over style and go hard in the paint in your new arena. That is what I do!

You going to rent or buy over there? Purchase a vehicle? Travel the country? Do the girls in the Philippines got that ass like here in the Dominican Republic?

[QUOTE=DCups;2511010]Yeah man don't be so hard on the guy. He's trying to be helpful. His arena consists of East Santo Domingo. The best steak I ever had was bought at the market and bbqd on the beach at Juan Dolio. We didn't have any utensils so ate with with our fingers like cavemen. It was awesome! Merry fucking Christmas everybody! I hope you are getting that fine Dominican pussy and big tits! As for me I will be moving to Philippines as soon as I can next year.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2511767]You do not have defend me. But I appreciate it. Especially since you have made it clear through your posts and private messages that you have a problem with my posts.

Thank you for the recommendation on the steak. I like to see posts that keep it on the somewhat positive tip (despite the sarcasm).

Holiday wishes to you too my man! The Dominicans, Vs and Hs are all giving the pussy up brother and I get my share to keep me satisfied. Even if you think my arena is only as you put it: "Santo Domingo East". Everyone is free to believe as they like. Remember it does not matter how big your arena is. Only that you are in it. Because we all know that it is the man in the arena that counts! But you can keep the [I]heavy saggers[/I] and [I]silicon balloons[/I] for yourself. Thank you very much! I like a nice ass. Does not have to be big. But it has to be noticeable in those puta pantalones (stretch pans) Dominicanas like to wear. They do so like to show off their bodies. A lot of eye candy rolls around in my arena. Makes doing my [I]tareas[/I] so much more pleasurable.

Congratulations on your impending move to the Philippines. I suppose your new arena will be the entire country like the Dominican Republic is mine. LOL!

Hopefully you can be as helpful in your arena as I have been in mine since you will actually living in then instead of passing through like so many of the visiting Spanish Professors posting up in here! If they would spend at least half their time sharing information about having sex with girls as they do correcting my Spanish and attacking my posting style.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your post in the DR. To answer your Pinay ass question, many Pinays have a nice round ass, but nothing like in the DR. My go to in Phil is the slim 5 feet and under, in DR, got to have a couple of Chicas with the big round ass and big naturals. In my experience, the Pinays have rounder asses than in most Asians girls in other countries.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2511767]You do not have defend me. But I appreciate it. Especially since you have made it clear through your posts and private messages that you have a problem with my posts.

Thank you for the recommendation on the steak. I like to see posts that keep it on the somewhat positive tip (despite the sarcasm).

Holiday wishes to you too my man! The Dominicans, Vs and Hs are all giving the pussy up brother and I get my share to keep me satisfied. Even if you think my arena is only as you put it: "Santo Domingo East". Everyone is free to believe as they like. Remember it does not matter how big your arena is. Only that you are in it. Because we all know that it is the man in the arena that counts! But you can keep the [I]heavy saggers[/I] and [I]silicon balloons[/I] for yourself. Thank you very much! I like a nice ass. Does not have to be big. But it has to be noticeable in those puta pantalones (stretch pans) Dominicanas like to wear. They do so like to show off their bodies. A lot of eye candy rolls around in my arena. Makes doing my [I]tareas[/I] so much more pleasurable.

Congratulations on your impending move to the Philippines. I suppose your new arena will be the entire country like the Dominican Republic is mine. LOL!.[/QUOTE]SC,

Altruistic assistance to others is not why I'm on ISG although I have PMd quite a few newbies over the years regarding my visits to 25+ countries. And I have made a few friends on ISG and mongered with them. By the way, I was a business prof, not a Spanish prof. Yet I have managed to do quite well in Latin countries including Colombia despite my lack of language skills. But you are right. It obviously helps to learn the language of the locals regardless of country. As for the PI I lived there many years ago as a USA Air force captain and have posted ISG in Philippines more than the other threads if you bothered to look. Hell, I even have have fans like Choca Monger and Engine Driver in the PI forums who hang on my every word. Then they try to bad mouth me and make up stories but it always backfires and they always wind up with their smegma on their faces and their dicks in each others' asses. Jealousy is so transparent! Anyway maybe 1% of Filipinas have Cee cup or larger (slim and stacked is what I prefer) and silicone is rare there. Moreover, you will not find the fat asses that you desire except on the fat older Flips which we all avoid. But the young ones are sweet and oh so horny and speak English. I might even marry a young one there. To answer your other questions, I will rent (initially at least) a large home in the mountains with a nice view and somewhat remote, preferably. A motorbike is essential over there but I may get a small, used pickup truck. Sure, I may travel a little bit more there and throughout SEA but it is no longer a priority for me. At 65 I admit to slowing down a bit and generally resent younger people with no manners nor brains trying to give me advice (not necessarily you). Cheers and Holiday greetings to you Sub Commander.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2511016]Shit. He got a dad. She acting like his dad died or disappeared or something.

LOL. That is the exact same thing my dad said when I told him.

She gets mad because everything she mentions wanting to do or every place she wants to go, I have already done it or been there. I tell her to keep naming shit and eventually we will get to something new for me, but she gives up. I keep telling her I want to go to Bahia de las guilas because I have never been out that way.[/QUOTE]In my case I also enjoy watching people experience places for first time. Took kids to boca last week. Have been there hundreds of times. All new to the kids and they loved it.

The Barahona area is the one area that would be new to me as well. Bahia de las anguilas, lago Enriquillo etc are on my list as well. However I have a ton of places that I have been to but not in years. Last year I went to Cotui for first time in almost 20 years and Bonao for first time in almost 15. It was cool to see the changes and also familiar places.

[QUOTE=Darelax;2511608]Spanish is sometimes so difficult, thank you men!

So. Diligencia.[/QUOTE]Made worse as each country has their own lingo. Trying saying "un chain" in pretty much any country but DR. Blank stares.

After spending lots of time in Colombia I say que Pena a lot. Twice a dominicana explained that here that means I want to eat you out. LOL. Can be dangerous depending on who you are speaking to. In Colombia they use it incessantly.

[QUOTE=DCups;2511010]Yeah man don't be so hard on the guy. He's trying to be helpful. His arena consists of East Santo Domingo. The best steak I ever had was bought at the market and bbqd on the beach at Juan Dolio. We didn't have any utensils so ate with with our fingers like cavemen. It was awesome! Merry fucking Christmas everybody! I hope you are getting that fine Dominican pussy and big tits! As for me I will be moving to Philippines as soon as I can next year.[/QUOTE]I made a joke about best steak in este is like best bobsledder on Jamaican team. That was years ago, but every time the man in the arena complains about this forum he brings up people without cars, people that don't live here and steak recommendations. Cracks me up.

For thanks giving I made a killer skirt steak on George Foreman. Better than 90% of the steaks I have had here. The best I have had here was Che Tango in Santiago years ago. Better entraña or skirt steak than I ever had in Argentina, and I have had a ton.

I dig steak and have eaten at the best steakhouses all over Latam and US. I can walk to Andres in mirador and went once with nephews and ate pork. If I was in este and had a jones for a steak? Maybe. On this side of bridge? Can not see a scenario where I would have a steak there. It is like hooters. In US I never go as there are better wings all over the place. Bogota or Cali? Regular stop. In Medellin I prefer sport wings but eat at hooters more because of location.

When I first came here there were few places to get a decent steak. David Crockett's, Train and Asadero Argentino. Train and Crockett's long gone. Have been customer of asadero argentino for 22 years. I will not eat steak at outback here as there are better options. If I had to choose andre's or outback? Outback all the way, LOL.

[QUOTE=Prtyr2;2512338]I made a joke about best steak in este is like best bobsledder on Jamaican team. That was years ago, but every time the man in the arena complains about this forum he brings up people without cars, people that don't live here and steak recommendations. Cracks me up.

For thanks giving I made a killer skirt steak on George Foreman. Better than 90% of the steaks I have had here. The best I have had here was Che Tango in Santiago years ago. Better entraa or skirt steak than I ever had in Argentina, and I have had a ton.

I dig steak and have eaten at the best steakhouses all over Latam and US. I can walk to Andres in mirador and went once with nephews and ate pork. If I was in este and had a jones for a steak? Maybe. On this side of bridge? Can not see a scenario where I would have a steak there. It is like hooters. In US I never go as there are better wings all over the place. Bogota or Cali? Regular stop. In Medellin I prefer sport wings but eat at hooters more because of location.

When I first came here there were few places to get a decent steak. David Crockett's, Train and Asadero Argentino. Train and Crockett's long gone. Have been customer of asadero argentino for 22 years. I will not eat steak at outback here as there are better options. If I had to choose andre's or outback? Outback all the way, LOL.[/QUOTE]Party on dude and fire up the Q!

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;2510910]Look at it from a different perspective amigo. If that's really your girlfriend then its not crazy for her to ask you to spend time with her 17 yr old son. Yeah you're banging his mom but in her eyes you could be a huge male figure in his life. Hell just your knowledge on how to deal with different females could prove useful to the kid. So don't be a scrooge especially if the child is cool. Spend a few hours with the young buck. Take him to the ho house.

Sprinkle some wisdom in his ear and get that kid some trim for Christmas.[/QUOTE]Mr. CoolieHigh,

Your post had me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

You gave me some good advice about posting here on ISG. I keep your words in mind when I am about to post. But it is difficult to follow. Because there is a small cadre of individuals who continue to nit pick at my posts and illustrate their pedantic manner on nearly everything I put up. One of the most frequent individuals who does this loves steak. Cracks me up. Nearly (or is is over) two decades of living here with rarely anything of significance to contribute. Simply personal attacks on others..[/QUOTE]Yet the Spanish professors posting up in here cannot give it up. They need to be right. It is all good. This has been going on for years brother. I guess I need to say: "Estoy haciendo mandados". Will that make the steak lover and frequent poster happy? I doubt it. LOL!

Many choose to use the information I post up to their advantage. I get a lot of positive feed back via PM and right here in the public forum. My haters are a vocal minority. But at least I keep them entertained.

Haters going to hate. Players going to play. Mongers going to play to play.

[QUOTE=Sawassdee;2510736]I laughed and thought of you saying this last week. I'm currently in Cali Colombia and met this chick on line. Her profile says Cali. We chatted and I send her my location link on whatsapp and she says she is close. I go to send an uber for her and notice its roughly $75 US. The Fuq? This chick lives in Buena Ventura damn near 2 hours away. I cancelled that ride.[/QUOTE]What's Cali like? There's not much information about it? I've heard of Dr. Amor and Bar 20 but how is the general park pick up scene out there? What's the going rate for chicks that have jobs?

What's the cost of living mainly accomodations and food?

Trip.