Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2094711]I know the area because I used to stay there. There are hundreds of thousands of oil massage joints in Thailand. No one knows them all. I suggest you try some of places recommended in the forum rather than what is closest to your Hotel unless you really have the hots for some particular girl you saw. I must admit to having been a customer of several MPs only because I saw a particularly attractive girl out on the street in daylight. That caused me try Yoremichi, and Pink Massage at the time, and in both cases I was not sorry.

I think I recall some place called "Banana Club Massage" in that alley you mention. Just the name like that is already a no-go. I think the staff are not ladies. LOL.

Personally I normally would try Soi 22,24, 24/1, 26, or 33. Lots of MPs to choose from there. Despite staying at AP in the paste, was never tempted by any MP nearby.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I think the street is Sukhamvit 23near Citadines that I mentioned.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2094654]I tried Lord Palace for the first time. Excellent.

Price ranged from about 5400 baht to 10,400 baht, depending on which girl you selected. That is for a 90 minute trip to heaven. About 30 girls were available sitting in a cluster. Each girl wore a letter code tag, which identified her price. I saw no relationship between appearance and price.

I really had no favorite, about 90% of them looked great to me. As I walked around about half of them smiled at me while the others sat expressionless. My first choice was not smiling and the hostess told me that she only goes with Korean men, strike 1. My second choice turned out to be a home run. For the next 90 minutes she treated me like a true VIP. She was actually one of the lower priced girls, I think 5600 baht, but I don't remember. Before the session I spent another 400 baht on drinks and tips. At the end I tipped the girl 1000 baht. I don't regret a single baht and will return in a couple of days..[/QUOTE]The Lord is my favourite massage place in Bangkok too. So far I have been there 6 times.

I tried a lower class girl once which are sitting on the middle of the place under the lights.

She had very pretty face but after she undressed I did not like her body and her big butt. Also she had hairy legs. She probably forgot to shave them, I could feel it stung me in the bathtub while she washed me. I tried XL category which is 8400 4 times. 2 times with 2 girls. I repeated with them because they were beautiful and one of them went the extra mile too. She probably like me too cause she gave me her contact information and she did not make me clean up and leave after we were finished. She told me to stay and massaged me and we talked and when the 90 minuets were up then we left. The XX category girl was probably the most beautiful girl in Bangkok who I had sex with. Everything about her was amazing. She was half Thai and half some other south East Asian which I don't remember. She looked like a Thai Eva Longoria from desperate housewives. She gave me a great service with all the basis other girls there do too. DFK, BBJ, she let me finger her, I ate out her nice tight shaved pussy, then we fucked but after I popped she opted to have shower so we cleaned up while small talk and I was on my way. She told me she would love it if I go back to see her again. I still had at least half an hour time when I left. Would have been good to just stay and chill with her or something. Anyway I guess it's up to the girls. I love going to that place but the only things is the girls know me by now and sometimes I feel some of them like me especially if we click. And because of this going back makes me feel awkward.

I feel that if I choose a different girl than the one that liked me and we had a good time previously, that girl will be annoyed at me and feel hurt. Maybe I'm over thinking this to much though. Do any of you guys feel awkward going back to the same place over and over again but choosing different girls?

Also what I like to do is mix it up. I also go to Copa Cabana. They are cheaper and have beautiful model category girls too for 7400. So far all the girls there gave me great service too. My third place is Labelle. I like it because it's cheap but good value.

Rooms are big and clean with modern decor. Girls are 7000 for highest level. Service is same level as Copacabana. Very good value for money.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2094686]Good attitude and service is ok albeit one can tell she is just going through the motions. But too big, too dark, and does not shave her nether regions.[/QUOTE]Is that BB you're talking about? If so, that's a dealbreaker for me. Does she at least trim or is it one of those nasty hairy bushes?

[QUOTE=*****man;2094794]Is that BB you're talking about? If so, that's a dealbreaker for me. Does she at least trim or is it one of those nasty hairy bushes?[/QUOTE]Yep, that's who I am talking about. It's too much hair for me. Might be slightly trimmed.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2094801]Yep, that's who I am talking about. It's too much hair for me. Might be slightly trimmed.[/QUOTE]That is rare for a pro because of healthcare considerations. Perhaps she wants to pass as a civilian in her off time.

I picked up a Soi 4 streetwalker once who claimed to only occasionally P4 P, and it felt like I needed a machete to get to the honey pot 555.

SL.

[QUOTE=DrCox;2094716].....and she did not make me clean up and leave after we were finished. She told me to stay and massaged me and we talked and when the 90 minuets were up then we left......

I feel that if I choose a different girl than the one that liked me and we had a good time previously, that girl will be annoyed at me and feel hurt. Maybe I'm over thinking this to much though. Do any of you guys feel awkward going back to the same place over and over again but choosing different girls?
[/QUOTE]I'm disappointed to read that any Lord Palace girl would get you out before the 90 minutes session was finished. Unshaven legs would also seem unacceptable for girls at such a nice place. That's the kind of thing I would expect from the 400 baht oily places or a Thermae girl. Based on my single experience, i just assumed that all Lord Palace girls would continue to keep you enjoying your time right up until the 80-minute mark when the phone rings.

Don't worry about her feeling bad when you pick a different girl. She isn't worried about your feelings when she goes with another man. It's not a monogamous dating relationship. You need to get over that.

Will be visiting BKK next month and one thing on my list is to visit a high end (by that I mean where it is guaranteed to find very good looking ladies) massage place at least once. And reading through the forum, it seems the places are all concentrated in the Ratchadapidesek road and not in the Sukhumvit area where I will be staying near Soi Cowboy.

If you had to visit only one place, which one would that be?

Some on the list:

The Lords (seems to have the most reviews on here).

Nataree.

Poseidon.

Copa Cabana.

Read other names such as Emmanuelle, LE Madame etc. But not sure whether they offer the same quality of girls.

I should expect prices from 3 k - 10+k baht although I will limit myself to a max of 6-7 k baht. If I find a stunner or a perfect girl to my taste then I might push a little bit more.

Anyways, coming to the main question. It seems all the above places incl Lords offer only 1 pop which is a bummer! Is it possible to get a guaranteed 2 shot session at any Ratchada hotel? If so, we need to pay more and negotiate upfront? Because one pop seems just not right for a 90 minute session. The last thing I want to do is think about holding my climax rather than enjoying my time with a thai beauty.

And the second question is. Which place offers the best value for money? In terms of good looking (fair skinned, no silicone jobs, 25 yrs or younger, slim to little plump is okay) ladies?

Nataree is long gone. For the rest I'd say it also depends on your taste. The Lord and Poseidon are frequently mentioned as the top high-end places, but when I went there I just couldn't find a girl that I really liked and ended up at Catherine again paying 2 k for one of those super-tiny northern girls: the Maybe it was because I went during the early afternoon. Selection tends to be bigger in the early evening.

So I'd say go in the early evening and visit both places. They are both on Ratchada, so you can check out both. At Poseidon, make sure to check out the other floors as well. Downstairs it's only normal soapy girls; the sideline girls are sitting on another floor. Also, at Poseidon, they have a book with girls available who are off or only work on pre-booking. Apparently, some of these are penthouse models. So if you really want to splurge, ask for those girls. Be prepared to spend big money.

If it's really worth is another story. Looking forward to your reports.

[QUOTE=LoneWolff;2094953]Will be visiting BKK next month and one thing on my list is to visit a high end (by that I mean where it is guaranteed to find very good looking ladies) massage place at least once. And reading through the forum, it seems the places are all concentrated in the Ratchadapidesek road and not in the Sukhumvit area where I will be staying near Soi Cowboy.

If you had to visit only one place, which one would that be?

Some on the list:

The Lords (seems to have the most reviews on here).

Nataree.

Poseidon.

Copa Cabana.

Read other names such as Emmanuelle, LE Madame etc. But not sure whether they offer the same quality of girls.

I should expect prices from 3 k - 10+k baht although I will limit myself to a max of 6-7 k baht. If I find a stunner or a perfect girl to my taste then I might push a little bit more.

Anyways, coming to the main question. It seems all the above places incl Lords offer only 1 pop which is a bummer! Is it possible to get a guaranteed 2 shot session at any Ratchada hotel? If so, we need to pay more and negotiate upfront? Because one pop seems just not right for a 90 minute session. The last thing I want to do is think about holding my climax rather than enjoying my time with a thai beauty.

And the second question is. Which place offers the best value for money? In terms of good looking (fair skinned, no silicone jobs, 25 yrs or younger, slim to little plump is okay) ladies?[/QUOTE]Well Nateree was far from a high end place and it has also been closed down for about 1 year already. Lords and Poseidon would be my choices, I would try them both. You will have no problem finding fair skin girls at these places, but most will have nose jobs and bolt ONS. If one has natural tits, she will have a nose job and if one has a nose job, she will have bolt ONS. Thai girls love the clinic for these 2 main things plus filler for their chins and whitening. Don't put these restrictions on your choices. Go see the girls and make your choice based on their appearance.

About the second pop, this will be difficult; you are already looking for the best bang for your buck. The best thing to do is choose your lady. Before heading upstairs sit down with her for a chat. Tell her what you want and negotiate a tip for the second pop. None of these places will offer a second pop off their menu pricing. Another option is offer the tip after the first pop in the room. Ymmv from the first pop will decide your fate on this. If the girl is comfortable with you and the size of your dick, she will agree.

I would also not limit yourself to one or two places when looking for a high end girl. The other places in the area will also mixx in these type of girls. For example Ocean has a tier system like most other shops and I have been with a few real stunners in there. Unless your budget only allows for 1 session, I would reccommemd you look in all the Ratchada / Rama 9 places and sample a few.

I don't know your nationality, but these type of girls are used to Asian punters with smaller dicks, deep pockets, and low expectations for the sessions. These guys are happy with one pop, they don't care about second pops, plastic surgery or not, or value for money. Easy low maintenance customers for these beauties. When a farang (White Caucasian westerner) comes in looking for all natural, 2 pops, value for money, and a big dick that they are scared of, they don't get too excited for you to book them. [QUOTE=LoneWolff;2057546]No, the first rule is RTFF- Read The Fucking Forum.

That solves a whole lot of problems when a noob understands the basic do's and don'ts.[/QUOTE]Take your own advise and RTFF. I know you didn't read more than a page or 2 back because it's been posted several times that Nateree is closed unless I'm so stupid and it's just reopened in the last few days. In that case, go for it. Did you even read this post? He tells you a lot of info here. It's on this page too. If you RTFF, you would probably be able to choose the best place without posting and also know about the second pops and so on.[QUOTE=Dr Cox;2094716]The Lord is my favourite massage place in Bangkok too. So far I have been there 6 times.

I tried a lower class girl once which are sitting on the middle of the place under the lights.

She had very pretty face but after she undressed I did not like her body and her big butt. Also she had hairy legs. She probably forgot to shave them, I could feel it stung me in the bathtub while she washed me. I tried XL category which is 8400 4 times. 2 times with 2 girls. I repeated with them because they were beautiful and one of them went the extra mile too. She probably like me too cause she gave me her contact information and she did not make me clean up and leave after we were finished. She told me to stay and massaged me and we talked and when the 90 minuets were up then we left. The XX category girl was probably the most beautiful girl in Bangkok who I had sex with. Everything about her was amazing. She was half Thai and half some other south East Asian which I don't remember. She looked like a Thai Eva Longoria from desperate housewives. She gave me a great service with all the basis other girls there do too. DFK, BBJ, she let me finger her, I ate out her nice tight shaved pussy, then we fucked but after I popped she opted to have shower so we cleaned up while small talk and I was on my way. She told me she would love it if I go back to see her again. I still had at least half an hour time when I left. Would have been good to just stay and chill with her or something. Anyway I guess it's up to the girls. I love going to that place but the only things is the girls know me by now and sometimes I feel some of them like me especially if we click. And because of this going back makes me feel awkward.

I feel that if I choose a different girl than the one that liked me and we had a good time previously, that girl will be annoyed at me and feel hurt. Maybe I'm over thinking this to much though. Do any of you guys feel awkward going back to the same place over and over again but choosing different girls?

Also what I like to do is mix it up. I also go to Copa Cabana. They are cheaper and have beautiful model category girls too for 7400. So far all the girls there gave me great service too. My third place is Labelle. I like it because it's cheap but good value.

Rooms are big and clean with modern decor. Girls are 7000 for highest level. Service is same level as Copacabana. Very good value for money.[/QUOTE]I have just gone through your posts and i don't see any reviews from you. Only little tid bits but mostly questions asking for help. You should post full reviews so the others can have the benefit. The only reason I answered this one is because the high end subject is always something I like to discuss and partake in. Finally, I can guess your nationality now and this may be a challenge for you in these places. This is not a racist comment in anyway but the facts. Plenty of advice on the forum regarding this too, even a deadicated user blog at the bottom. Please RTFF.

[QUOTE=LoneWolff;2094953]Will be visiting BKK next month and one thing on my list is to visit a high end (by that I mean where it is guaranteed to find very good looking ladies) massage place at least once. And reading through the forum, it seems the places are all concentrated in the Ratchadapidesek road and not in the Sukhumvit area where I will be staying near Soi Cowboy.

If you had to visit only one place, which one would that be? Some on the list:

The Lord (seems to have the most reviews on here). [b]YES[/b]

Nataree. [b](CLOSED)[/b]

Copa Cabana. [b](Do the LORD 1ST. The sister shop Copa Cabana is sometimes interesting and worth checking out, but it is clearly a step down in class.) [/b]

LA BELLE. [b](Talk about stunners: some of the La Belle sideline girls (models) are truely very hot and La Belle is a 1st class joint, but I have found lately that the service varies in quality more than it does at the Lord so for that reason I prefer the Lord.) [/b][/QUOTE]See Dr Cox's excellent report below:

[QUOTE=DrCox;2094716]The Lord is my favourite massage place in Bangkok too. So far I have been there 6 times. <snip>

Also what I like to do is mix it up. I also go to Copa Cabana. They are cheaper and have beautiful model category girls too for 7400. So far all the girls there gave me great service too. My third place is Labelle. I like it because it's cheap but good value.

Rooms are big and clean with modern decor. Girls are 7000 for highest level. Service is same level as Copacabana. Very good value for money.[/QUOTE]Great report Dr Cox. I totally agree with your findings. The Lord is numero uno as far as I am concerned all things considered. In fact, all of my Lord sessions have been very good to memorable. As to physical quality of the Lord girls: I have to say most are not stunners, but there are always plenty of friendly, sexy ones on hand. Most Lord girls do not resemble my Go Go girls in any way, shape, or form. Lord stunners are available from time to time, but it's kind of the luck of the draw if one is available when you are, so my advice is if you see one do not hesitate, take her right way.

I remember I was with Pooky, a 6000-baht Lord girl. Pooky is one of my memorable repeat Lord girls and on this particular night our session went into double overtime. I think I posted a report of one of my sessions with her back in May. Now Pooky is a sexy 26-year-old girl with large (for a Thai girl) natural ta ta's and very light skin, but she is also not my usual type. Usually I go for young spinners with small breasts and tight sexy bodies and no fat. Pooky's body is more curvy and soft. Her face is attractive, but no way would I consider her a stunner. What I like about her most is how passionate, naughty, and sweet she is all at the same time and I really like the way we make boom boom.

Anyway, one night we were walking arm in arm back to the reception area down the labyrinth of halls, after our tryst, when 3 beautiful Lord girls emerged a head of us from one of the private areas. Pooky whispered in my ear that these girls were beautiful and indeed one in particular wearing a black top was an 8 superstar. I whispered in Pooky's ear I thought she (Pooky) was beautiful too. LOL. Sshe smiled and said something like "ah go on, don't kid me. " If she had been a Filipina she would have said "bola bola" and we would have laughed together.

In any case, we kissed and said our goodbyes right before entering the main hall and off Pooky went to straighten herself up or take a few minutes off or something. I hung around a little while wanting to get a better look at the stunner with the black top. Mamasan Susan came over and greeted me and asked how everything was. I told her everything was great and that Pooky was a wonderful girl and she smiled. Then I took Susan aside near the bar and pointed out the beautiful girl in the black and asked, "how much that one" To my surprise Susan nonchalantly replied the girl was an M category 7000-baht girl. I then told Susan that I wanted that girl next time and Susan said ok, she would remember my request.

Very, very sadly however, I never saw the girl in black again, but there is always next year. 555.

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;2094897]That is rare for a pro because of healthcare considerations. Perhaps she wants to pass as a civilian in her off time.

I picked up a Soi 4 streetwalker once who claimed to only occasionally P4 P, and it felt like I needed a machete to get to the honey pot 555.

SL.[/QUOTE]Seems more and more of the oily gals are growing Bush. Asian punters prefer "natural. " I myself, do not. But there are more and more Asian dudes, so they are shooting to please them. I see some pretty skeezy dudes at the oilies these days. It is really a turn off.

I arrived at 11:00AM to find only 2 ladies. Audi, who was busy with a customer and Aom. Please see the link for the newbies. [URL]http://snowwhitesoi26.com/ladies.html.[/URL].

I was in the mood for a real PSE after my previous 2 sessions and Aom did not disappoint. Nice BJ in shower and on the bed for non stop PSE action with rimming, slurpy BBJ, DATY, and multiple positions. I'm not a fan of A+ so I can't comment on that. After my 1st pop she gave a decent massage and then moved back on top of me for round 2. Oops forgot the comdom for round 2. My bad. I could not manage a second pop with her since I had managed 3 pops already since 2:30 AM. Damage paid directly to Aom, the lady after my session. Damage was 2,200 plus 800 Baht tip.

[QUOTE=*****man;2094794]Is that BB you're talking about? If so, that's a dealbreaker for me. Does she at least trim or is it one of those nasty hairy bushes?[/QUOTE]BB keeps it very trimmed, no Bush!!

[QUOTE=DextroSol;2095049]BB keeps it very trimmed, no Bush!![/QUOTE]I beg to differ. Last time I was with her (a few weeks ago) there was hair around the lips, taint, and keister. I prefer those shaved clean. Ok with a landing strip up top, but nothing down below.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2095018]I arrived at 11:00AM to find only 2 ladies. Audi, who was busy with a customer and Aom. Please see the link for the newbies. [URL]http://snowwhitesoi26.com/ladies.html.[/URL].

I was in the mood for a real PSE after my previous 2 sessions and Aom did not disappoint. Nice BJ in shower and on the bed for non stop PSE action with rimming, slurpy BBJ, DATY, and multiple positions. I'm not a fan of A+ so I can't comment on that. After my 1st pop she gave a decent massage and then moved back on top of me for round 2. Oops forgot the comdom for round 2. My bad. I could not manage a second pop with her since I had managed 3 pops already since 2:30 AM. Damage paid directly to Aom, the lady after my session. Damage was 2,200 plus 800 Baht tip.[/QUOTE]How's the body? Any baby damage to the stomach or breasts? On one of the pics on the website it looks like there is some gut issues.
We need to list the PSE gals who are baby free, not too dark, not fat, and good performers. Very few these days. Emmy and Ae (YMMV) at Snow and Golf at Tulip are the only current ones I would put on the list. The PSE shops are slim pick'ns now.