Pattaya Reports

There were some gems out before. I'm talking 2-3 years back. Now, not so much.

About 2 years ago I was out walking around one early evening. Strolled through the shops near the Royal Garden Plaza and onto beach road. While walking back from soi 13/3 I found 2 really nice and good looking ladies. Unfortunately, at that time I wasn't looking for a girl to bring back. I was just out and about. I got the girls numbers for later. I figured when I get horny I can call them and have them come over. The next few days I tried to reach them but no luck. Should have grabbed the tall one with the smoking body when I met her. Never got to enjoy her.

Last year same thing happened. I had a couple of days left on a month long trip. Went out to get my buddy some tank tops. Found a very pretty lady. She had a killer ASS (nice and round like a Brazilian butt) and a small waist. I was tapped out from the night before. I needed a few more hours to eat and recharge. I took the phone number and left. Then I thought about what happened 2 years ago when the other two nice ones got away. Not wanting to lose the chance with that hottt one, I stopped in a pharmacy and got some kamagra gel. Walked back to get her and she was gone. I called her just is case she went to the restroom or something. Her friend saw me on my phone and told me the girl just left. Fuck. She got away. She called me back about an hour later (yep, she went short time). Too fast of a turn around for me.

Lesson learned. When you do find that gem, better grab her.

I'm hungover today (but happy). I went out to eat with a buddy on Soi 7 last night. We were roommates when we worked in England 14 years ago. We ran into each other here in Pattaya at a sports bar about 2 months ago. Good food, beer, a shot, then a few bars and gogos, more bars. Before going home I wanted to eat at McDonalds. Made a stop at a small bar on Soi Diana and talked with a girl I had a month ago. Her friend interrupts us and starts talking barfine. Then her 'sister' sees me and wants me to barfine. Yeah right. It was already closing time at the bar. Just like the first time I took the girl. I told the girl if she wants to come with me I will be at McDonalds and she can meet me there. I went to eat. The girl showed up about 10-15 minutes later. Took her back and banged the heck out of her. Nice BJ and good sex. I was so damn drunk it took awhile to cum. Doggie with that butt was nice. The girl has an amazing ass and legs. Too bad she is a little lazy when it comes to her fucking me. I did most of the work. I hit it hard last night every which way. Then we slept. I woke up and hit it again a few hours later. She wanted to sleep but I was horny. Grabbed a condom, put some KY jelly for easy entry and went at it. She said jeb (hurt). Probably because she didn't want to go at it again. Who knows. I had her get on top. She laid on me and worked slowly at her pace. Soon after she was into it and got really wet. Turned her over to enjoy her body some more and finished up. Showered and slept again. She woke me up about 11 am saying she was hungry and she was already dressed. No problem. Gave her 1300 baht. Probably could have just given her 1100 (1000 for her and 100 for taxi). But I was happy with the service so its all good. I enjoyed her. And I will probably have her again one day soon. :)

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1660053]The Coconut Bar is all yours. I have been going to Pattaya for 35+ years, never saw much on Beach Road that I cared for.

But then again, I'm not a cheap charlie either; to each their own.[/QUOTE]35+ years, I'm impressed Mr. Not Cheap Charlie.

Hi guys!

I hate to get off track, but can anyone recommend a good venue for NYE? I will be spending the evening with one of my regulars and I'd like to do it up and show her a good time. Ideally a roof top bar with a nice view of the big fireworks show and maybe a good band.

I checked the Hilton Roof Top bar on the 34th floor, but they its pretty damn expensive. 4300 Baht per person. Though it does include free flowing drinks.

They also have a package for 3300 Baht that includes food and drink at the 16th floor bar, Drift. But I am not sure we would get a good view of the fireworks from there.

Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1660506]Hi guys!

I hate to get off track, but can anyone recommend a good venue for NYE? I will be spending the evening with one of my regulars and I'd like to do it up and show her a good time. Ideally a roof top bar with a nice view of the big fireworks show and maybe a good band.

I checked the Hilton Roof Top bar on the 34th floor, but they its pretty damn expensive. 4300 Baht per person. Though it does include free flowing drinks.

They also have a package for 3300 Baht that includes food and drink at the 16th floor bar, Drift. But I am not sure we would get a good view of the fireworks from there.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Above eleven is on Suk 11 on the roof of the Fraser Suites. Reasonable prices and great atmosphere. But it's in BKK. Might be worth the trip.

I have been here for the last 6 high seasons. Every year there are less punters than the year prior. This year the worse by far. Combined with less asian tours and big drop in Russian families this town is dead quit. I saw the Jomtien Airport bus arriving on Christmas Eve afternoon with maybe 25% of the seats occupied. This time of year you usually need to book in advance to get a seat.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1660506]Hi guys!

I hate to get off track, but can anyone recommend a good venue for NYE? I will be spending the evening with one of my regulars and I'd like to do it up and show her a good time. Ideally a roof top bar with a nice view of the big fireworks show and maybe a good band.

I checked the Hilton Roof Top bar on the 34th floor, but they its pretty damn expensive. 4300 Baht per person. Though it does include free flowing drinks.

They also have a package for 3300 Baht that includes food and drink at the 16th floor bar, Drift. But I am not sure we would get a good view of the fireworks from there.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]To be honest that is a pretty good price at the Hilton. The Holiday Inn is 4900. And many other venues offering is the same if not higher? Some are cheaper but that is because there is no food.

You can go Ala Carte but in the end you might end up shelling out even more? I would take the deal and if possible get a room at the Hilton and do it up like it was your Honeymoon? Red Car girl?

I would like to rent a scooter when I come in late Feb. Anyone have any recommendations of a reputable place and rates? I know about the scam where they try to make you pay for scratches that were already there. I was told to take photos w the person leasing the scooter of any damage. The thing I am worried about is someone stealing the scooter. Am I on the hook for the cost of the scooter? Do they provide helmets?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=GinAndTonic;1660846]I have been here for the last 6 high seasons. Every year there are less punters than the year prior. This year the worse by far. Combined with less asian tours and big drop in Russian families this town is dead quit. I saw the Jomtien Airport bus arriving on Christmas Eve afternoon with maybe 25% of the seats occupied. This time of year you usually need to book in advance to get a seat.[/QUOTE]Seeing same here. One night you will see a bar hopping. A few days later you wonder where did all the horny men go.

Hard to believe but sex sellers seem to be a part time weekend thing now.

Wow,

Was talking to a friend about the rates of hotel rooms for NYE? He said compare to some the rooms at Hilton is a bargain? 13,000 baht, some of the other big and well know hotel are even higher? Maybe that includes everything?

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1660987]To be honest that is a pretty good price at the Hilton. The Holiday Inn is 4900. And many other venues offering is the same if not higher? Some are cheaper but that is because there is no food.

You can go Ala Carte but in the end you might end up shelling out even more? I would take the deal and if possible get a room at the Hilton and do it up like it was your Honeymoon? Red Car girl?[/QUOTE]Haha!

Yes LBM. You have a good memory. It is my Red Car girl.

I think I may go for it. Though I will skip getting a room. I am staying just a few blocks away at City Garden condos.

Have you been to the bar on the 16th floor. It seems like the better deal as it include food. Is the view any good? Will we be able to see the fireworks?

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1661065]Haha!

Yes LBM. You have a good memory. It is my Red Car girl.

I think I may go for it. Though I will skip getting a room. I am staying just a few blocks away at City Garden condos.

Have you been to the bar on the 16th floor. It seems like the better deal as it include food. Is the view any good? Will we be able to see the fireworks?[/QUOTE]I believe you should be able to see everything as long as it faces the Beach Side, it has been a while since I have gone up but I do believe the 16th floor is on that side but surely not as good as the top of the Hilton.

[QUOTE=AmaBondSx;1660988]I would like to rent a scooter when I come in late Feb. Anyone have any recommendations of a reputable place and rates? I know about the scam where they try to make you pay for scratches that were already there. I was told to take photos w the person leasing the scooter of any damage. The thing I am worried about is someone stealing the scooter. Am I on the hook for the cost of the scooter? Do they provide helmets? Thanks![/QUOTE]There's no insurance provided. Several expats have told me this. If it's swiped or damaged, IS on you. New scooter runs about $900 USD+. Two helmets are provided, can only store one under the seat, second one will be left hanging on the mirror should you take it with you. Cheap helmet cost 100 baht. Don't worry, about them being swiped, instead worry about the crazy way they drive here. To begin with, they drive on the wrong side of the road. LOL. Possibility of a wreck is greater. (Also on you.) The 150 CC are more expensive than the 125 CC or 115 CC. The daily rate in the tourist trap area is 150 baht. They also want a deposit of 1000 or 2000 baht. All that being said, I rented a 125 CC for a month. :eek: Best of Luck.

[QUOTE=GinAndTonic;1660846]I have been here for the last 6 high seasons. Every year there are less punters than the year prior. This year the worse by far. Combined with less asian tours and big drop in Russian families this town is dead quit. I saw the Jomtien Airport bus arriving on Christmas Eve afternoon with maybe 25% of the seats occupied. This time of year you usually need to book in advance to get a seat.[/QUOTE]Some expats, like me, hate the Beach Road street Fair which clutters up everything and makes you walk in the street dodging cars. Some short timers may be changing their vacation times to avoid it too. Before that crap, Pattaya was fun on New Years.

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1661142]There's no insurance provided. Several expats have told me this. If it's swiped or damaged, IS on you. New scooter runs about $900 USD+. Two helmets are provided, can only store one under the seat, second one will be left hanging on the mirror should you take it with you. Cheap helmet cost 100 baht. Don't worry, about them being swiped, instead worry about the crazy way they drive here. To begin with, they drive on the wrong side of the road. LOL. Possibility of a wreck is greater. (Also on you.) The 150 CC are more expensive than the 125 CC or 115 CC. The daily rate in the tourist trap area is 150 baht. They also want a deposit of 1000 or 2000 baht. All that being said, I rented a 125 CC for a month. :eek: Best of Luck.[/QUOTE]I would stay away from the vendors on Beach Road, this is where you will find most of the scams, what I call nick and tick you to death unless you know the vendors. Rumors, some have the extra keys? There are a number of falang who own bars that rent out bikes? I think there are a number in the Soi Baukhao area like Soi Leng Kee. On Soi 6, not sure if he stills rents but as soon as you enter Soi 6 from 2nd Road the first or second shop on the left?

I would stay away from the any of the PCX, they are the most stolen right now in Pattaya? Here is what you should pay if the bike is stolen or totaled? Once you pick the bike ask the guy how much is the bike worth? Why? It depends on the model and the age of the bike? Most bikes new will run around 52,000 baht, the PCX, new is 80,000 baht.

I recently rented a bike for 2 months for my cousin, picked a bike not too new the vendor said worth about 25,000 baht? So expect if stolen etc. I recommend a dark color bike since it shows up all the nicks a lighter color is harder to inspect. Check the lower part of the bike? When in doubt use your cell phone to take photos this will give the vendor you are not a sucker?