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Technically, I guess that should be posted to Classified, but it is a good bit of info and doesn't hurt the link.

I will drop by and visit it next week. I never think of looking in clasified.

Mel

When I get more updates from you guys.

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[QUOTE=Mel365]Technically, I guess that should be posted to Classified, but it is a good bit of info and doesn't hurt the link.

I will drop by and visit it next week. I never think of looking in clasified.

Mel[/QUOTE]

Hello!

I was checking el tiempo.com and in the Vive.in section they had a video report about Galerias Nightclubs for dancing. The Reporter sayed that many women go there looking for a partner for one night. I Was wondering If any of you have gone there looking forn non pros and how did you do.

Thanks!

Hello Gents,

Any one can recommend reliable guide in Bogota (my spanish is kinda minimal).

Thanks alot.

Are you still available?

It does not look like anyone can PM you.

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I met a girl on transmilenio a couple of months ago. What I realized is most single girls live with their parents so getting private time with them is difficult. So all around the city are short-term hotels. Alot are located around Flores and CL 63 off Transmilenio. But I went to an area in Restrepo off the Fucha exit on Transmilenio and I was totally impressed. Motel Los Alpes (CL18Sur No. 15-44) tel 278-9966, has a flat screen tv, stereo, pillow-top bed, and vertical rain-shower. All that for 22k for 6hrs. How can you beat the price?

Anyone in this hobby there's plenty of decent looking girls -daytime- around calle 18 trhough cra 10-13. actually the girls are a lot better looking than the ones which work in the Santa Fe area. i.e. La casona, Paisas etc. The drawback is the entertainment factor... drinking, strip shows etc.

It would be awesome of these streewalkers would go work in Santa Fe area

Traveller214: send me a message and i ll give you some tips and if possible show you around.

I just read this post on Craiglist and thought that everyone cold benefit from reading it before going to Colombia. Keep the "big brain" engaged!

1. If she always talks about a sick child or relative. Be afraid

2. She would only leave her life of a strip dancer, hooker or "bar maid", if she had the money to go back to school. Be afraid.

3. If she asked for money like a wife when she's only a fiance or girlfriend. Golddigger comes to mind.

4. If she has children and she asks you for help with them, you have to wonder where's the dad? And if he's still alive. Why did she give this man more than one child. Well this equals bad judgement. This is a bad indicator

5. If she has a circle of friends and relatives that are unfaithful and put "cachos" on their boyfriends. Guess what. You "girlfriend" is one of them cachistas you fool.

6. If you find out you are NOT her first gringo/british/other boyfriend. RUN

7. If she asks you for money or a gift and it's not the amount or the quality she asked for. If she's less than overjoyed. She's an ingrate and you've learned a lesson VERY cheaply.

8. If she suggests marriage within the first 3-5 months. Run

9. If you suggest marriage and she wants to stay in country. RUN FASTER

10. If she asks to buy property under both names. Don't even look back.

11. If her friends are all hooked up with foreign boyfriends. Baby. I GUARANTEE she has another one on tap just in case.

12. If you have access to her email, online profile or dating service account because she "trusts you" and to prove that she has no secrets or anything to hide. Think again. She's has more than one profile STUPID.

13. If you ALWAYS pay the bill for food or vacations or whatever and does not make some attempt to pick up the bill once in a while. Man. She's riding you. I don't care how poor a person is. Dignity has no price. You are not a fucking WALLET.

14. If you invite her out to a meal and she brings relatives or a friend and you pick up the tab and she makes no effort to have these deadbeats put in something in the pot to pay the bill. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A PENDEJO MARRANO. And they are laughing their asses off at your expense.

I'll give you an example. "hey prima. What are you doing tonight". She says "nothing. Going out with the gringo tonight. ". They answer back "can we come. We're hungry and we know the wallet will take care of us. Hahahahahah". She answers. " no sean malo con mi gringo. Ok. Meet us at so and so".

15. If she does or go to different places when you're stateside. Ask yourself why she didn't do or go to those places when you were there.

16. If you constantly call to see if she's home on the weekends and if she's not there you become suspicious. YOU ARE IN AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP and she has a local novio you moron.

17. If you don't speak the language and have locals vouch for your woman. (this is a new one I heard about a while ago in the DR). The one vouching is probably screwing your girl.

18. If she's way younger than you and you're less than attractive, out of shape and bald. She doesn't love you because you're one of the nice ones and not like those mean Colombian men that don't know how to treat a lady. In other words. Have no money.

Be a realist man. If she's a piece of ass. You nail it. You don't marry it. She's not diggin' your bald head. She's diggin' the bald eagle on your currency and passport.

19. If she's always hanging out with a male cousin (this is very much the case in the DR too. Hahahaha. God you have to give it to the gringo brothers). It's not a cousin. It's a boyfriend.

20. And finally. Don't ever. Ever. Ever help your Colombian girlfriend get a tourist, student or work visa.

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What is a cacho or cachista?

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All Mongers take note, your life as a monger and just in general would be SO much better if you simply just heed the rules above.

I hear horror story after horror story about all the crap that goes down and quite frankly most of it is a monger using the BIG head instead of the little head.

I just find that after a couple of nutz BOTH of my heads seem to be so much clearer.

J

Paul Frank,

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This is very good lol. I think that this should be included in a mongering tips manual or something. One guy said that if you do this for a long time you are bound to fall in love with one of the girls. Some guys need tips like this to stay focused.

[QUOTE=Tjmee]What is a cacho or cachista?[/QUOTE]Cachos = horns (of a cuckold)

When you leave on the Miami flight and your novia goes straight to her cousin's house and lets him fill her (because he's not really her cousin they just said that so he could hang out with you and your/his girl at the restaurant and eat and drink on your dime) as he is doing her little horns will pop out on your head while your gaining altitude over the carribean. And you will be a cachon.

A man who's woman sleeps with another man is a cachon! It does literally mean cuckold but gringo culture doesn't share the same sort of macho disgust that latinos have for somone who lets his woman meterse cacho (put horns on him) so its hard to understand how pathetic and stupid it is to be a cachon.

I think somehow if you put horns on your girl before she does when she makes you a cachon its not as embarassing. That's the reason why everyone is cheating on everybody down there its cachon protection. So you should do the same. Don't let your novia drop you off at the airport leave from her place and go to a casa on the way to the airport and have sex with another girl put horns on her before she and her primo put them on you.

Remember, we're all in this together.

Tom Power

Again this trip when I was able to get away from mi novia and I went to the embassy of holland at 8:30 am. 93 street.

As usual the chicas applying for a visa were there.

I was there 4 times so far and scored each time.

On time it was actually a nurse looking for a visa to holland the other 3 were chicas waiting for visas to the islands.

Mel

How far is Bogota Plaza Summit Hotel at Calle 100 No.18a 30 from Santa Fe Zona rosa? Is it chicas friendly?

Thanks