Bucharest, cheapest travel sex destination in Europe
The first impressive thing when you get into Bucharest as a 'regular monger' (I define regular or standard monger a smart enough fellow who doesn't want to be spoiled by hookers and pimps, although he is ready to pay a reasonable amount of money for having a good service) is to find out how cheap is to have oral, complete and even anal sex with a pretty girl in Romania: from 100 till 300 lei (from 20! To 70 euro) , in the most of the many small or medium brothels in the city and from 350 till 550 lei (from 80 till 120 euro) if we are talking about escort agency
Of course, in Bucharest there are also pretending or real upscale girls who can ask you much more than that, but a regular monger is not interested in that, because it burns like an offense to his intelligence.
Exceptions? Maybe an encounter in a disco or a club of Bucharest with a stunning student or model kind girl who is worth of any money she will ask you, I can give you that.
Honestly, I don't pick up that much also the escort agency of Bucharest, because my very, very elementary point is: why to pay 120 euro if I can pay almost the half in a brothel that I know is really good? And just paying 10 euro extra of taxi expenses, from some brothels you can get the girl into your place, hotel or apartment.
Of course sometimes you can break the rules and call the escorts that are guests in the website [url]http://www.damedelux.com[/url] (but always being careful about fake pictures whose the site is plenty of) , and. Although I confirm what I said before about saving money in the brothels. If you compare the prices of the escort agency in Bucharest with the ones in other parts of the world, Romania is the most affordable European destination for sex with good looking young girls.
Look at what happen for example in Ukraine, that in the past was my number one spot, where the escort agency GIA [url]http://gia-escort.com[/url] That used to be really a good deal, now has raised the prices till 200 $ per hour. And everything in Kiev became more expensive compared to Bucharest, from renting an apartment or booking a hotel in the center, till buying a dinner in a middle range restaurant. Dasvidanie dragaia!
But coming back to my favorite theme, brothels are definitely the first choice in Bucharest.
Now, the quality of girls working in the brothels of the city embraces a wide range of types, from the middle age ugly fat and floppy woman (worth of the scaring Kubrick's Shining sequence in the bathroom) , till very pretty and sometimes gorgeous looking, young girls.
The secret to find the right brothel? Just doing your homework and call one by one every advertised number about sex and after pay a visit to their place. You will have some frustrating experience of course, meeting sometimes ugly girls in ugly places but your dedication and commitment will lead you to the right trophy in the end of this search, I guarantee you that.
By the way, the website [url]www.anuntul.ro[/url] Is the golden mine of the city, in the 'matrimoniale' section of the website, where is written ' ea cauta partener ', click and look all the announcements always fresh.
The only small trouble you may face is in the communication with the girls by telephone, because unfortunately the most of the time they speak only Romanian, but you can just grab an English speaking taxi driver, give him the task to call the brothel, to arrange the meeting and to bring you to their location.
By the way, don't trust so much taxi driver's tips about sex and erotic massage in Bucharest, given the huge number of scammers around the center of the city and choose only cab where is written 1, 39 lei per km.
For an insight in the services of brothels I can say that include sometimes blowjob without condom and sometimes even with CIM (come in mouth) , but unfortunately the mania for safe-sex brought many hookers to the very unpleasant determination to make blowjob with condom.
Personally I avoid these cruel girls all the time. An imperious, fully satisfying blowjob cannot be ever done properly with a condom, isn't true?
Complete protected sex is the routine, but you can get bareback sex with few extra sometimes.
The good news is, if you are an anal-guy (I mean if you fancy sodomize girls) , that many ladies are ready to make anal even without condom with a small extra charge of 50-100 lei. But I really don't recommend the bare anal fucking, as the contact with eventual infected blood is really easy to get inside there.
Fun of sadomaso, mistress, slaves, fetish and similar staff are also welcome in Bucharest, but I am honestly not the a specialist in this area.
About street hookers scenario, I have to say that the mythological area 'boulevard Magheru-Balcescu till Intercontinental Hotel', that in many blogs is indicated as full of lovely streetwalkers looking for customers, is quite disappointing. I found just some full-of crap-drug dreadful woman over there walking by night. No pretty young girls at all. In your best lucky day maybe a cute gipsy girl can be met from the area of mcdonald in magheru till the erotic shop, but be careful when you get home with her, if someone else follow you.
About strip club and similar traps for tourists, just avoid them as much as you can. Just a wasting of your precious time and pocket.
P. S. Soon I will post a fullreport about erotic massage in Bucharest.
Have a fun!
The erotic massage scenario in Bucharest
Apparently, Bucharest looks like the European kingdom of erotic massage.
The number of official erotic massage salons in the capital of Romania is really challenging anybody else in the old continent.
And besides, despite of Ukraine or Russia, here in Bucharest the erotic massage business is fully legal, so the parlors can advertise their offer openly and police don't bother them if they don't sell real sex (I mean penetration) and if they are supposed to pay taxation.
Here is the ultimate list of around fifty salons in Bucharest:
1. [url]http://www.blondymassage.ro[/url]
2. [url]http://www.fevermassage.ro[/url]
3. [url]http://www.excessmassage.ro[/url]
4. [url]http://www.happyendmassage.ro[/url]
5. [url]http://www.monamourmasaj.ro[/url]
6. [url]http://www.belladonnamassage.com[/url]
7. [url]http://www.masajedelux.ro[/url]
8. [url]http://www.confidential.ro/[/url]
9. [url]http://www.private-massage.ro/[/url]
10. [url]http://www.altezza.ro/[/url]
11. [url]http://www.luckylove.ro/en/[/url]
12. [url]http://www.royalmassage.ro/[/url]
13. [url]http://www.exoticmassage.ro[/url]
14. [url]http://www.lechatnoir-massage.ro[/url]
15. [url]http://www.dolcemassage.ro/[/url]
16. [url]http://www.amsterdamclub.ro/[/url]
17. [url]http://www.villadelpecato.ro/[/url]
18. [url]http://www.vip-obsession.ro/[/url]
19. [url]http://www.wildpussy.ro[/url]
20. [url]http://www.sweetpassion.ro/[/url]
21. [url]http://www.tao-erotic-massage.ro/[/url]
22. [url]http://www.venus-touch.net[/url]
23. [url]http://eroticmassagebucharest.net/[/url]
24. [url]http://www.artemismasaj.ro/[/url]
25. [url]http://www.karmamassage.ro[/url]
26. [url]http://www.perfectmassage.ro[/url]
27. [url]http://gentlemens-club.ro/[/url]
28. [url]http://www.salonsign.ro[/url]
29. [url]http://www.shivamasaj.ro/[/url]
30. [url]http://www.enirvana.ro/[/url]
31. [url]http://www.clubmakeeda.ro/[/url]
32. [url]http://www.siam.ro/[/url]
33. [url]http://www.hevia.ro/[/url]
34. [url]http://www.azalia.ro/[/url]
35. [url]http://www.crissmasaj.ro/[/url]
36. [url]http://www.calypso-sensual-massage.ro[/url]
37. [url]http://www.kingdreams.ro[/url]
38. [url]http://www.sweetpassion.ro/[/url]
39. [url]http://www.amazoniamasaj.ro/[/url]
40. [url]http://www.saloneroticmasaj.ro/[/url]
41. [url]http://www.natashaeroticmassage.ro/[/url]
42. [url]http://www.charade.ro/[/url]
43. [url]http://www.erosmassage.ro/[/url]
44. [url]http://www.hotangels.ro/[/url]
45. [url]http://www.caressemassage.ro/[/url]
46. [url]http://www.luxuryeroticmassage.ro[/url]
47. [url]http://masaj-bucharest.ro[/url]
But, I have to say, after I visited around twenty salons out of this list in Bucharest, if I compare this scenario to that one of Kiev, the scenario is quite disappointing because:
1) the level of beauty of masseuses in the Romanian parlors is pretty much lower than in Ukraine.
2) the services are inferior in quality.
3) the prices are higher (in the average)
I count only one great exception in all the city, so far. But one, out of twenty, is really nothing.
Good looking girls in Bucharest don't work as masseuses, this is what I was told by many managers of parlors that I visited. They got a serious problem in recruiting stunning young ladies. Only rarely there are exceptions, when some students from small cities, for a while chooses this profession.
Examples: sometimes I was really shocked: In 'hotangels' [url]http://www.hotangels.ro/[/url]
(they have 4 salons in Bucharest, but the owner is desperately trying to sell them all) , in 37 Mendelev street, now temporary closed, I found a collection of authentic monsters! Floppy, ugly, unrefined girls.
Altough, the 39! Years old woman who made the massage to me, was really hot and full of passion, and as I closed my eyes pretending to have someone else above me, I was able to have an orgasm in the end. I tried another younger masseuse. 21 why. O, the same story. She was ugly, but with very hot and pleasant approach. So, I can say, in Hotangels, the worst looking girls, but at least very passionate performers. The law of compensation, I guess. If you are able to use the imagination, is your salon.
In 'perfectmassage', [url]http://www.perfectmassage.ro[/url], Magheru street, among all the crew, one masseuse was very pretty so I picked up her, but after she made a quite good half a hour of classic relaxing massage, when she started the erotic part it was awful: a robot machine couldn't be more mechanical then her in the performance. The approach was simply disappointing. No communication skills, no passion, no sensuality at all. I felt to be a piece of meat and not a person. I tried another masseuse, less pretty, hoping to have something more in terms of service. She was even worse. I gave up with them.
In 'karmamassage', [url]http://www.karmamassage.ro[/url], Piata Alba, the same story. Middle-low level of beauty, definitely low level of service, improper high prices: they asked me 300 lei (70 euro!) for an erotic massage. I negotiated till 200 lei, they agreed (also karma salon is for sale, by the way, and I can see why) , but it was another unacceptable experience. Good classic massage, poor, poor erotic performance. You need a Viagra to get a serious erection of your neglected penis.
In 'erosmassage', [url]http://www.erosmassage.ro/[/url], the best and only pretty masseuse was the manager! I insisted till she gave me massage, because I refused any other girl of the salon.
And so on, so on. All the parlors I tried are completely substandard, if you have had already wide and full satisfying experience in Ukraine or in Russia like I had.
The exception in town: only one.
I really enjoyed very much only one salon, where I was brought by a taxi driver who is now my personal assistant in mongering. This no-name parlor, oriental style, is managed by a foreigner guy and that's why probably is much better than the others of the city.
They accept only foreigner customers, the girls told me, as they are ashamed to be known by local people. They work primarily as an erotic chat studio and from time to time as massage parlor.
I didn't meet the owner but I was told by the girls that he is an American. Anyway, they haven't website so far, so I cannot give you the link. Is in the full center of the city, close to Piata Romana.
This salon repay you back for all the bad experiences in Bucharest: good environment, good classic massage, beautiful girls, hot, hot, hot erotic part, even if without sex, unfortunately.
They perform the kiss massage, a kind of body and tongue massage, that make you cry for pleasure. Super! Prices in the average, starting from 200 lei. But one exception doesn't make the rule.
Conclusions: if you have a deeper insight, Bucharest is not really the capital of erotic massage. Kiev or Moscow win all the way.
Bucharest is the best European destination for sex.