Santo Domingo

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2539795]This morning I went to the main Amadita office in Gascue for a Covid Antigen test. I stood outside for 10 minutes and the line did not move 1 person. . . [/QUOTE]Dayum! You get around, Amigo. Last I read you was in Rio!

Thanks for sharing that experience, that was my fear in the beginning. The other night I did a rehearsal run at that same lab's 24 facility just because I hate bad surprises. I guess it was around midnight when I went in. Took a few minutes to wake up the guard who was inside to unlock the door. Took another few minutes for someone to come out with a freshly brewed cup of tea, he was probably crashed out too. But same drill. 35 bucks or 2 k even. Went back the next night a bit earlier when there was still no patients but they hadn't gone to sleep yet.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2538419]LOL.[/QUOTE]3 drinks + 1 steak = 4012 CP that is $1.13.

Sure there is nothing wrong with your bill?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2538419]LOL. We went [/QUOTE]My bad, I sought I was still on the COL forum.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2539795]This morning I went to the main Amadita office in Gascue for a Covid Antigen test. I stood outside for 10 minutes and the line did not move 1 person. Last week my buddy told me he went to that testing center and before he got out the car, the line was back to the corner and the guard told him there is usually a 2 hour wait when it is that far. My buddy said he left and went to another Amadita clinic nearby at Independencia 362, where he was served straight away.

I was not about to stand there all day so I did the same. And in like fashion I was served right away. I paid 1,995 pesos with my American Express. I went in the back and the lady stuck the swab up my nose and told me to come back in 1 hour.

I went to eat at my empanada spot and kept checking the app for the results (there is a code at the bottom of your receipt that has to be entered along with your email and birthday), but nothing was coming up.

I returned to the clinic after 1 hour and received a printed copy of my results. I asked the lady why I could not pull it up on the app. She toyed around with my phone to no avail, then her coworker came. She said the email had to be registered in the system. She entered it into their system and viola, my results were available on the app.[/QUOTE]Another sign tourism is picking up. When I went there early February during regular office hours, I was ushered in, and pampered by the female nurses. When I visit next month, I shall go there again, and this time, I'm going to ask for their numbers.

[QUOTE=Cestme;2539882]Another sign tourism is picking up. When I went there early February during regular office hours, I was ushered in, and pampered by the female nurses. [/QUOTE]You telling me. I was hoping to get to meet them. That is why I went there.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2539894]You telling me. I was hoping to get to meet them. That is why I went there.[/QUOTE]Mr. Enternational, I knew you would go to snatch those young nurses and probably take them to La Parrilla Steak House at Av George Washington, making it more expensive for me with when I ask them out next month. Thank God, the line was long. Who said we don't have a great and liberating hobby, Cuomo should come join us, and he wouldn't run into a problem, simply for allegedly asking a 22 yr old (mayor de edad), how she feels about dating an older guy.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2538135]For guys always falling for the El Conde rub and tug ripoff, my buddy hooked me on to a legit massage place today. It costs 600 pesos per hour. So if you are paying more than that to go into the bootleg back room of a barber shop, then you know you are being had. Centro De Masajes Toque Angelical.[/QUOTE]I think that guys go to the barber shops on the Conde for the tug (or to get laid, which is also possible) and could care less about the massage. The Conde barber shops have always been sufficient for a quick afternoon BBBJ to take the edge off. Last time I was on the Conde, a girl offered me BBBJTCIM for 3000 pesos (I passed but appreciated the rather expensive offer). The real problem with the Conde barber shops from my perspective is that 3/4's of the chicas are fat.

Do these legit places have good looking chicas who will provide a service after the massage? Or are they 100% "legit"?

I would love to have a girl give me an excellent massage and then strip down at the end for sex. I have tried in vain to find this in the DR. If you know a legit place that also offers a he, please please share.

I met a guy the other day hanging out with Gogo. The next day me and the guy went to Boca Chica to grab some fish. Funny that he has been coming here many years and has never heard of the websites or apps like Tinder. He fishes in the ponds of the expensive $100 tourist spots like Oasis using a guide, and giving chicks $200 for all night.

We left Boca Chica and I took him to GBP. One chick is 1500 for 1 hour. Of the 1500, the house gets 300. Two chicks for 1 hour for 2500. Cuba Libres are 300 pesos. We had a blast in that place. We went outside so he could smoke a cigarette and I noticed 2 Americans from the west coast getting out of a taxi or Uber downstairs. I told them how to come up. When they got upstairs I told them what the deal was inside. They too were used to expensive places like Casa Teresa and the former Doll House.

When we went back inside, one of the new guys was about to take a chick. I told him that he could just give her the money back in the room. I talked to this one chick and she was the one that told me the prices. I said damn, what happened to 1200. I asked her how much for all night then. She said that she did not know because she is new. I said not going through the club, just between us. She said 5000. I said got damn!

I asked where she worked before here and she said Casa Teresa. I said no wonder you are saying 5000. But proves once again that because you fucked an expensive chick does not mean she was any better than a cheap chick. A lot of cases it could be the same damn chick at 2 different places charging 2 different prices as in this very example.

Later on I talked to another chick and found out that if you go through the house it is 8000 for all night. Me and her came to a deal for 3000 all night when she got off work at 9. She said she would go to the bathroom to write her number so she would not get caught. I told her to just say it out right now. I wrote it in my calculator and later copied it to my contacts.

Anyway the place got to be kind of packed. It was only me and my wingman and 1 other guy when we arrived. There were 8 chicks. Then all of a sudden, like an alarm went off, most of the guys (including my wingman) went to the rooms with chicks. That left me and one other guy and 2 chicks. One chick was trying her damndest to get me to take her rubbing all on my dick and kissing my ear with her bad breath. She even offered a discount price of 1200. I gave her 100 to stop bothering me, but then she started asking me to buy her a drink. I said I just gave you 100. She asked if she could give it back and me buy her a drink instead. I said nope.

The American guy came back quick as hell. I said man you still got another 45 minutes left on the clock don't you? Go cuddle with her or something. He said it did not matter because it was only $40. I said you mean $26. He said yeah but I gave her a $10 tip. I said mannnnn. He said I know, I know; I am messing it up for you. I laughed and said nah you can't mess it up for me. Him and his wingman asked me about other spots and I gave them info for the Venezuelan casa before they headed out.

I had put a timer on my wingman. He came back out 28 minutes into his session. He was ready to get out of there because he had a chick coming from San Cristobal so we split. That dude is a trip. He keeps switching hotels and trying to duck and dodge chicks. I told him he was trying to do too much and making brain surgery out of a Mickey Mouse coloring book. Hard to believe he has been coming here for as many years as he has.

Mr Enternational,

Too funny, Mr. E. Were there any Venezolas with big boobs at that casa?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2540111]I had put a timer on my wingman. He came back out 28 minutes into his session. He was ready to get out of there because he had a chick coming from San Cristobal so we split. That dude is a trip. He keeps switching hotels and trying to duck and dodge chicks. I told him he was trying to do too much and making brain surgery out of a Mickey Mouse coloring book. Hard to believe he has been coming here for as many years as he has.[/QUOTE]Making brain surgery out of a mickey mouse coloring book. FUCKING HILLARIOUS LOL. If your boy has been down there plenty of times and he's been trying to do the whole duck and dodge routine constantly switching hotels etc then he definitely would have ALOT of funny awkward moments where all these females collide and / or know each other. Reminds me of a recent video seeing the rapper Camron having to call security because he has a female stalker on his hands. He goes to his lambo thinking he evaded the chick (after she already called his phone 8 million times) and there she is sitting on his car telling him we need to talk. Camron yells I'm calling security and then starts to do a Carl Lewis in the parking lot. She didn't skip a beat and went Flo jo on that ass and ran right after him LOL.

BTW You got to tell us what workout routine you're doing to prepare for your trips and or vitamins you're taking on the low that keeps you sticking and moving with all these chicks around the globe. Seriously being able to do that for decades now takes ALOT of energy. Great read as always.

[QUOTE=MamaGuevos;2540039]I would love to have a girl give me an excellent massage and then strip down at the end for sex. I have tried in vain to find this in the DR. If you know a legit place that also offers a he, please please share.[/QUOTE]To me that's like going to the steakhouse expecting a gourmet dinner. The most you can hope for is a decent steak. If you want gourmet you have to change venues.

In my experience most of the older unattractive women give excellent massages. If you were expecting a young chica between the age of 18 to 24 to know how to give an Excellent massage good luck. They mostly don't get business because of their hand skills especially if desirable sex is the main course.
In my experience the prettier the chica; the less Experience the massager.
The only time I can get a win-win is when I personally train my chica how to give me a massage. Even when I do this, I know the better massages come from the less attracted older women. I couldn't imagine having sex with my massage woman. Yuck. However, I Patronize her every time I come to the country. Massage only.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2540111]
I had put a timer on my wingman. He came back out 28 minutes into his session. He was ready to get out of there because he had a chick coming from San Cristobal so we split. That dude is a trip. He keeps switching hotels and trying to duck and dodge chicks. I told him he was trying to do too much and making brain surgery out of a Mickey Mouse coloring book. Hard to believe he has been coming here for as many years as he has.[/QUOTE]Initially I was guilty of this type of conduct. Changing motels, lying about how many days you have in the country, saying you looking for a serious relationship, or pretending like she's so good you want to her tomorrow. When actually you have more chicas set up to meet. Listen up newbies it doesn't matter. The quicker you learn this the better you can deal with these chicas. Less ducking and more fucking with a better understanding.

Like Mr E said some guys been coming here for years and still haven't learned. Or maybe it's just that's how they operate but to me is time consuming. It's easier just make the chica get with your program. I know it's so hard to be straight up because we are used to lying and Deception to get pussy in the US.

Ask any vet and most will tell you just be honest and straight up with a chica. Deal with the ones that will get with your program and stop wasting time and energy trying to lie then playing, "Dodge a Hoe". I don't know how many times I have to keep saying these chica respect masculinity. The only time they see weak men is when gringos are involved.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;2540377]Ask any vet and most will tell you just be honest and straight up with a chica......I don't know how many times I have to keep saying these chica respect masculinity. The only time they see weak men is when gringos are involved.[/QUOTE]I still am not sure as to why someone will have to duck and dodge switching hotels but on the other hand, curious, what is your definition of "masculinity" for the chicks in the DR?

[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;2540412]I still am not sure as to why someone will have to duck and dodge switching hotels but on the other hand, curious, what is your definition of "masculinity" for the chicks in the DR?[/QUOTE]Yo Temp I think what Grownman means by masculinity down there is to just man up and be straight with the chicas. Let them know that they are NOT the only female you're seeing, put them on your schedule of when you will allow her to see you and if she don't like it she can space and move on. Its your way or the highway. They chicas may fuss or fight initially to test you BUT theyll fall inline quickly to your ways and respect you more because you manup and told them this is what it is instead of ducking and dodging them.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;2540377]Ask any vet and most will tell you just be honest and straight up with a chica. Deal with the ones that will get with your program and stop wasting time and energy trying to lie then playing, "Dodge a Hoe". I don't know how many times I have to keep saying these chica respect masculinity. The only time they see weak men is when gringos are involved.[/QUOTE]If I could say it any better than GrownMan said it right here I would. But I can't. So, I won't. I will just advise that you put what he said on a post it note on your phone and refer to it daily when you are "boots on the ground".

Can I get a witness?