Bogota Reports

I am in Bogota right now. I have been to Troya, Fiebre, Pussy House and Tantra. Dudes, every where I go they are out to fleece the gringo. When they see us gringos them Colombians are thinking, bingo! At Tantra I had a terrible experience, with a low service chica that didn't seem to be able to put her legs up and pussy spread. Was 2 pm on a Sunday so not many girls. The chica tried to up sell me besos, oral natural and CIM for extra 110 mil in the room. I said that besos and oral natural where included and didn't want come in mouth. Ended up paying the desk fee of 130 mil for the hour. You may want to avoid Tantra, low quality and was not good service. I should have bounced but it was raining out and didn't want to Uber to another place.

Pussy House at 11 pm Saturday about 12 chicas, not great talent two decent chicas. If you go here plan on paying at least 60-90 mil on drinks. A Corona is 30 mil and they make you buy a drink and to talk to a girl she will order a drink, usually Smirnoff 30 mil. I was lucky as the best chica there came over to talk to me. She was a 20 yr old, red headed Blanca. We started negotiations for the room and she asked if I had dollars. Not a good sign. I said no. She offered 360 mil for 30 minutes. LOL. Outrageous. Obviously she knew exchange rates as that is $100 dollars. I was so surprised she caught me off guard. I countered 200 mil with oral natural. That was my mistake should have said like 160 or 170. She countered 290, I said no 200. She said 230 with oral natural, also included room fees. I took it. I only had 20 mil left so could not have gone higher as I didn't bring much cash with me. Yes, not a great negotiation but her high start number threw me off. It was worth it as she had a magical pussy.

By far the best clubs so far have been in Sante Fe. Worth running the ghetto gauntlet. I went on a Sunday night around 10, Fiebre was kind of dead around 10 girls, nothing caught my eye. Went to Troya, also around 10 girls more people were there. A couple of them were hotties. They don't harass you for drinks. Grabbed a water for 10 mil. Sat down at a back table and a chica sat down at a chair near me. Smoking hot body, 10/10. We greeted each other and did small talk for 5 minutes and then she said she had to dance. She got up on stage OMG, tall thin, visible abs, sculpted, toned and perfect ass and legs. Smaller augmented see cups. By her face I would say she was a little older, maybe mid 30's, still pretty with long black hair. I was popping a boner watching her dance. Her and I made eye contact while she danced and I had a stupid grin on my gringo face. I was definitely taking her up stairs. But when she finished a table of dudes paid for a lap dance with her. I was like please don't take her. She finished at that table and still naked came over and put her perfect ass on my dick and gave me a little dance. I grabbed her tits and she flexed her pecs and her titties moved. She said, "I can do the same thing with my pussy". OMG! I offered her a drink but she already had a water. I said let's go to a room. It was hard to hear due to the music but she offered 150 mil for 20 minutes. I said how about 30 or 40 she said 20 minutes or an hour. 450 mil for an hour. She would not budge on 20 minutes or 1 hour. Didn't want to budge on price except lowering 1 HR to 400 mil. I went with 20 minutes as I was sure I would not last long due to her hotness. In the room she spent 5 minutes to smoke a big ass blunt. She said it helped her performance. Yes, a fitness gym rat that likes to smoke. She offered me a toke but I said no as I needed a clear head, both of them. The knock at the door came quick and we went 5 minutes over as I blasted her en cuatro. Again not good with the negotiations but worth it. I hit her up today and she is coming to my place tonight so we can spend more time together.

FYI could not get an Uber or Didi to pick me up at midnight. A club attendant helped me get a cab back to the Tenquendama Suites. Pay the club attendants good tips they will take care of you. I imagine it will be hard to get Ubers in Santa Fe.

When I was in Medellin I felt like they weren't out to get me as much. Although, I did not go to the clubs there. So heads up get your negotiating skills practiced. Although I still got the last laugh as these club chicas would make $500+ an hour in the USA as escorts. The hot body at Troya could make probably $700+ an hour. Here I am in Bogota paying $110 - $125 an hour at the highest rates. It's hard to feel bad about that.

[QUOTE=TomJackin;3062046]CORRECTION: CRA 15 #66-30.

There will be a barker outside on the sidewalk.

Thanks to all who corrected the address.[/QUOTE]How would you rate the safety level of the general area where all these casas are located? I assume it's at least much safer than Santa Fe.

[QUOTE=TigerMuskie;3062183]FYI could not get an Uber or Didi to pick me up at midnight. A club attendant helped me get a cab back to the Tenquendama Suites. Pay the club attendants good tips they will take care of you. I imagine it will be hard to get Ubers in Santa Fe.[/QUOTE]That's probably because you ordered Uber Ya (lowest level of Uber). To get an Uber in Santa Fe, especially at night time, you need to order Uber Comfort, or higher.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3062198]How would you rate the safety level of the general area where all these casas are located? I assume it's at least much safer than Santa Fe.[/QUOTE]Rosquillas and Angelitas are on Calle 64, which is a busy one-way street; no issues.

The other five are in a residential area. I was there twice during the late afternoons; never felt any safety issues.

Santa Fe is a fucking zoo for animals and the casas are more like a petting zoo for children.

[QUOTE=GreenBud;3062203]That's probably because you ordered Uber Ya (lowest level of Uber). To get an Uber in Santa Fe, especially at night time, you need to order Uber Comfort, or higher.[/QUOTE]Maybe it was my app. I did select Uber Comfort as that is what I usually take. However, my app just spun and would not connect to any drivers. I had three bars so I don't think it was the connection. I have not had any connections issues so far with cellular. I am going again tonight so we will see.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3062198]How would you rate the safety level of the general area where all these casas are located? I assume it's at least much safer than Santa Fe.[/QUOTE]I literally just returned from going to two of the casas. I moved from the Tequendama Suites to a Marriott in Chapinero. Where I am staying is all businesses and its nice. Go 5 minutes east and it becomes trashy. As you approach Rosaquillas it gets more ghetto as you go. It may be a safe place but looks trashy. I went in to the Casa and the entry is more like a club. No one greeted me so I told the guy at a counter that I was looking for a massage. He pointed to a lady to give me the presentation. This was like 3:30 pm. So then rapid fire 10 chicas come up and introduce themselves. I could not hear half of the names and of the other half I understood one name. So the lineup went big and fat, big and fat, big and fat and ugly, short and fat in that pattern. If you like short and fat or big and fat this is the place for you. There was one thin girl with glasses and not a cute face. The very last chica was the best, she was cute and young but still short and somewhat fat. I honestly don't think I could have gotten it up. So the lady came to me and said who do you like. I sat there and thought what the fuck do I do. I looked her in the eye and said sorry but I don't like it, no bueno. I got up and left quickly as I probably offended someone.

After I left I walked a little bit and a guy said, "hey chicas here" in Spanish. I think this was Angelitas. Ok, what the hell, give it a go. So there was only three chicas there and one was skinny and ugly and the other two where big and fat. It was worse than the last place. The lady was more understanding when I said gracias no.

So I left and started to walk to two of the other casas provided by Tom. I got a couple of blocks away, there was a park and the side walk was blocked by trash and it seemed less busy as by Rosaquillas. So do I walk for 6 minutes to the other houses and face the same fea / gorda line up and even risk maybe something happening? I also remembered the previous day's bad experience at Tantra. I was like fuck that. I turned around and walked back to the busier area. Noticed I was like right by Bar 69. I went inside and they were cleaning the place. Asked a guy if they were open. He said yes but girls don't arrive for another half hour.

I left totally dejected and took an Uber back to the hotel. I loved the casas in Laureles Medellin. I think New Life Spa in El Centro Medellin were by far better than these two places. I guess if you want day time sex you need to visit Spas in Usaquen or order an escort. If any one gets a hit at the other 4 casas mentioned in Chapinero (on CRA 66 and CRA67) give a shout out here.

So true. Bleak indeed.

Casa women are so ugly they are a big waste of time, not to mention risks of being robbed and stabbed in that rundown neighborhood.

When you have to on travel that far, only the best in looks, attractiveness and services on the international scale are worth it.

[QUOTE=TigerMuskie;3062212]I loved the casas in Laureles Medellin. I think New Life Spa in El Centro Medellin were by far better than these two places. [/QUOTE]Which casas in Laureles are you referring to?

[QUOTE=KapnAmerica;3062267]Which casas in Laureles are you referring to?[/QUOTE]Angeles, Chicas Plus and Eclipse casas. Plus these casas post their lineups on their websites and you can Whatsapp them for information easily. I don't think the same capabilities exist here in Bogota for the casas. Tantra Spa you can probably WhatsApp.

I found on Google Maps a place close to Chapinero called Luxury Spa Men's. Cra. 21 #52 a-09, Teusaquillo, Bogotá, Cundinamarca. They have a Whatsapp, Telegram and Instagram page and advertise one hour one time pop all covered for 150 mil. Also, 3 somes and also a service with Jacuzzi. I hit them up on WhatsApp and they sent me directions and everything but did not have a chance to visit them. They said they would not send a lineup online. Pictures look nice but small. Not sure if anyone has visited this place before. Seems similar to Tantra Spa.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/p/DRdhc-4FRhI/[/URL]

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;3053354]Been here 3 weeks an averaging 2-4 girls a day (not finishing every time obviously) so that's like what 40-50 girls so far? Sportfucking LOL. Lifetime that puts me at 1000+ girls, and I'm not bragging, it's just the reality. Lifetime mongers know too well.

Problem is, past couple days It takes a long time to get up, and having trouble finishing unless she's really tight. Just sessioned with my top roster girl, salomon. Stands on the front far right entrance of Santa Fe, a street up from the troya / fiebre club street along the corner. Vennie, tan, green eyes, skinny with a bubble butt. Magical pussy. I did two ratos with her, drenched in sweaty, DFK, I couldn't finish. Wtf? Poor me, went a street over and went with this pale vennie, jet black hair, natural skinny body, maria. Finished with her.

Anyways, any other guys have the problem of not getting it up / finishing? These aren't ugly girls, legit 7-7. 5/10 with insane bodies. Would easily be in the top sororities at any SEC school, looks wise. My testosterone is fine, in my mid 30's and in good shape. Even 25 MG sidenafil doesn't help. I think it's psychological, the physical lust isn't enough. Maybe I'll just take some days off.

Prices are all 60-80 k for streetgirls BTW including room, anything higher than that you're getting played.

And yes the clubs are open and back to normal. Always listen to the woodman LOL.

Happy mongering.

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[QUOTE=TigerMuskie;3062212]I literally just returned from going to two of the casas. I moved from the Tequendama Suites to a Marriott in Chapinero. Where I am staying is all businesses and its nice. Go 5 minutes east and it becomes trashy. As you approach Rosaquillas it gets more ghetto as you go. It may be a safe place but looks trashy. I went in to the Casa and the entry is more like a club. No one greeted me so I told the guy at a counter that I was looking for a massage. He pointed to a lady to give me the presentation. This was like 3:30 pm. So then rapid fire 10 chicas come up and introduce themselves. I could not hear half of the names and of the other half I understood one name. So the lineup went big and fat, big and fat, big and fat and ugly, short and fat in that pattern. If you like short and fat or big and fat this is the place for you. There was one thin girl with glasses and not a cute face. The very last chica was the best, she was cute and young but still short and somewhat fat. I honestly don't think I could have gotten it up. So the lady came to me and said who do you like. I sat there and thought what the fuck do I do. I looked her in the eye and said sorry but I don't like it, no bueno. I got up and left quickly as I probably offended someone..[/QUOTE]Ditto this about difference's between Bogota and Medellin however:

I have been in Medellin for 15 plus years, and over the past 20 years have played everywhere not just in Medellin but so to Bogota, Cali, Bucaramanga, Armenia, Cartagena, Barranquilla, Santa Marta, etc things have changed especially after the covid lock down, the same applies to Bogota, my gawd 18 years ago I partied like a rock star in Bogota clubs and brothels, damn fun times, it's just not the same anymore, it's all a rush, hurry, upcharge for anything extra, careful not to get drugged and robbed, move you as quickly as possible in and out the door, thank good I have a handful of beautiful fresh Paisas whom I trust to let into my apartment, enjoy full GFE pay them and a kiss and a smile as they walk out my front door.

Life is good!

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=TigerMuskie;3062212]I literally just returned from going to two of the casas. I moved from the Tequendama Suites to a Marriott in Chapinero. Where I am staying is all businesses and its nice. Go 5 minutes east and it becomes trashy. As you approach Rosaquillas it gets more ghetto as you go. give a shout out here.[/QUOTE]I went to Rosaquilla and its sister bar, the guy standing with a black umbrella outside took me to the other bar. This was two years ago, they were not as good as Tantra spa but weren't that bad as you described, not all were doable, maybe three out of eleven in both bars, they were young in 20's, slim, great service, 100-120 K for an hour, 5 K beer. The casas and location definitely look rough, but those guys were business friendly.

[QUOTE=JuneFly;3062500]I went to Rosaquilla and its sister bar, the guy standing with a black umbrella outside took me to the other bar. This was two years ago, they were not as good as Tantra spa but weren't that bad as you described, not all were doable, maybe three out of eleven in both bars, they were young in 20's, slim, great service, 100-120 K for an hour, 5 K beer. The casas and location definitely look rough, but those guys were business friendly.[/QUOTE]Been to Medellin twice but never spent any time in Bogota yet. From reading and checking locations on Google Maps, please correct me if I'm wrong or not. Just seems that the casas and main strip clubs in Bogota are all in nasty looking areas whereas at least in Medellin, some of the venues there are at least in okay areas. Makes me not want to come to Bogota and just stick to Medellin for future Colombia trips.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;3062498]Ditto this about difference's between Bogota and Medellin however:

I have been in Medellin for 15 plus years, and over the past 20 years have played everywhere not just in Medellin but so to Bogota


Life is good!

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]Clean out your inbox.