Colombo

No issues, operating as usual Young monger.

[QUOTE=Young Monger; 1515992]Hey CM,

I did my research already. Just wanted know any security precautions since this time of the year is bit tough for us. Are there any restrictions in JH now or operating as usually?

Thanks,

Be safe and happy mongering.

YM[/QUOTE]

Hay jossh123,

No issues. Just wanted to know if all 3 names belonged to you? Contribute to the forum and get your self pm facility. Help will come your way when requested.

Chris

[QUOTE=Jossh123; 1516012]Hi Chris,

Well I am not sure how I can confirm about my previous reports. If you know how to do it let me know and I will try see how to locate them (I am not that tech savvy) I understand your concerns and need for confirmation of my statements.

Regards,

J[/QUOTE]

A bad incident happened to me today. I went to a SPA in Rajagiriya and took a girl who surely provides FS as per the info from a senior.

However Dr. Lady is there in afternoons. When she is around they ask to wear undees and even the simplest extra is difficult to take.

So best if you can get the direct number of the particular girl always, check for the best timing with her and go.

This is not new Sicence but I somehow caught to this as I do not find much time windows to enjoy and girl didn't answer my calls.

JFJ

[QUOTE=MidnightHawk; 1512754]Hey mongers!

Need your advice and favor on this. See my boss has a hot secretary which he had screwed on the Christmas night and she had lost her virginity too. And she was at work really moody and having a sad face, so went up to her and tried to see what's up and eventually she cried out telling this story and leaned on my shoulder. My junior was rammed up. Damn, her perfume and her soft skin. I think I can make something out on this, but I'm nervous and scared to make the first move. Because she's my boss's play doll and I want her so badly without loosing my job and keeping it discreet. Any genius ideas to proceed?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Hey man,

I too faced a similar situation. Glad to say that I ended up plugging her at least once a week. Cannot share her as she is not 'that' type.

In your case, may I suggest that you take her out on a friendly-date. Find out what she likes, what makes her relax and take her there so that her mood gets better. Try that a few times (not the same thing but different things that makes her feel better) and she might find comfort in you.

She seems to regret what she did with the boss. May be she wanted 'job security'. Make her feel better and secure with you. I don't think its difficult as she already confided in you.

Most probably, she might end up (as someone suggested), a friend with benefits, as she has broken through the ceiling (so to speak)!

Good luck to you!

[QUOTE=Otuwa Dot Com; 1516300]Hey man,

I too faced a similar situation. Glad to say that I ended up plugging her at least once a week. Cannot share her as she is not 'that' type.

In your case, may I suggest that you take her out on a friendly-date. Find out what she likes, what makes her relax and take her there so that her mood gets better. Try that a few times (not the same thing but different things that makes her feel better) and she might find comfort in you.

She seems to regret what she did with the boss. May be she wanted 'job security'. Make her feel better and secure with you. I don't think its difficult as she already confided in you.

Most probably, she might end up (as someone suggested) , a friend with benefits, as she has broken through the ceiling (so to speak)!

Good luck to you![/QUOTE]Oops! Just went through the newer messages and figured out that I may have responded to a fantasy story. Anyways, mine is not!

Happy 2014!

This is really crazy! Now I'm sure, we can read more jokes in 2014 also & we need to start a new thread (Funny) in Sri Lanka forum to post these jokes.

It seems very few members read the forum with paying proper attention & most of the members want to get the contact details only.

[QUOTE=Otuwa Dot Com; 1516300]Hey man,

I too faced a similar situation. Glad to say that I ended up plugging her at least once a week. Cannot share her as she is not 'that' type.

In your case, may I suggest that you take her out on a friendly-date. Find out what she likes, what makes her relax and take her there so that her mood gets better. Try that a few times (not the same thing but different things that makes her feel better) and she might find comfort in you.

She seems to regret what she did with the boss. May be she wanted 'job security'. Make her feel better and secure with you. I don't think its difficult as she already confided in you.

Most probably, she might end up (as someone suggested) , a friend with benefits, as she has broken through the ceiling (so to speak)!

Good luck to you![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChrisMonger3; 1516256]Hay jossh123,

No issues. Just wanted to know if all 3 names belonged to you? Contribute to the forum and get your self pm facility. Help will come your way when requested.

Chris[/QUOTE]Many thanks for the info. I am trying to do that but having issues technical.

Hopefulyl it will work that way, or else it will have to be grit and patience.

J

[QUOTE=Rikiz; 1515666]Its much safer than western countries mate! Its safe with and without the rozzers around. The chances of being mugged while just walking is almost nil especially if you are a tourist. If you do get mugged you must be very unlucky!

When visiting for mongering activities though just take the money for the act and nothing more. Try leaving the expensive stuff somewhere else. As far as hidden cameras go its the same risk as anywhere else. Just look around and purchase the camera detector off ebay if really worried. It is very unlikely to happen though.

Do not worry about navigation too as the case all around the world there is google maps covering the whole of sri lanka. So happy days mate!

PS do not trust tuk tuk as whether you are mugged or not its a definite rip off.[/QUOTE]Thanks.

I've decided my first foray into the Lanka scene will be JH. Are they all Thai girls or can I find locals too?

A thread called "stories" can be created. Where midnight hawk, can put all his reports in. Some of us do know that there are others who may post their stories, so please be careful when using this platform of information. The lack of midnight hawks response to all these reports about him, very clearly indicate what his intentions were.

[QUOTE=Donga; 1516361]This is really crazy! Now I'm sure, we can read more jokes in 2014 also & we need to start a new thread (Funny) in Sri Lanka forum to post these jokes.

It seems very few members read the forum with paying proper attention & most of the members want to get the contact details only.[/QUOTE]

Due to some recent inquiries from new members. I am listing out a few things you should pay attention too, in order to avoid being "suspected" at home. The following are things that some of you may forget, when going to a spa and coming home. If you follow some of my suggestions, the chances of leaving any traces (to get caught or questioned by significant other) would be less. The list applies mostly to visiting spa's.

1. most spa's offer a massage (before extra's). I normally avoid getting oil, as to clean. I opt for powder or cream. However if you are able to not have anything, then this is the best. But the quality of massage is poor.

2. You may ask the girl to use lotion, but not the way some do where they totally cover you in it.

3. Don't let her massage your head with lotion, unless you are ok to have a head bath before leaving.

4. Don't allow her to put lotion on your hands (if your fingers are oily, girls don't like you touching them. Unless you are going directly into a fingering situation.

5. When having a wash, try to obtain non scented soap. (if you go home smelling fresh after a hard days work, it does not seem right)

6. Oil / lotion tends to get into areas that most of you may not think of. These are behind the ears, under the jaw, under arms, belly button, round your nut sack, arse crack, inner thighs, behind the knee and your ankles. Leaving traces of oil in these locations will lead you to answer questions, so keep in mind to wash these areas well.

7. If you are using slippers, it is important to wash your feet well as the oil on your slippers would make a squeak.

8. After a shower, whatever you do, you would smell fresh. So I suggest you knock your AC off and put the windows down and let the magic of pollution help you. Within no time, you would begin to sweat and somewhat quoted in vehicle fumes. Aaahhhh now you are ready to get home after a days work.

9. If non of the above works, as back up, provided you go to the gym or play sports, keep a change of clothes in the back. You can always then say you went to the gym and had a shower. Sometimes going to spa's in office clothes is not advisable as you may get an oil stain on a good shirt or trouser. The extra gym clothes will come in handy.

10. Last but not least, identify the cream that is used at your favourite places. Buy a bottle of it for yourself from the supermarket (as you seemed to be developing dry skin) and keep it in a visible place at home / toilet. Use it now and again, so that the smell of it is something to be used too at home. On an off chance you forget to wash an area or the smell of it lingers in your clothes that are put for washing. You can always state that you applied it your self. And no questions asked!

I hoped to have helped some of the new mongers. Other seniors perhaps might add more to help you as well. Do remember, we are all a team here, and should help each other whenever we can. It is sad to note that a handful of mongers do not see this. But lets bat on!

Chrismonger3

Guys,

Can somebody tell me a discrete place I could take a girl out during office hours in and around Col 13, Col 08, and CMB 01 areas. Or even some place you have visited.

I know there are many available but would like to see if you have any experiences as I would like to drive in and out without much public notice.

Hope to hear from someone soon.

[QUOTE=Makita1976; 1516541]Guys,

Can somebody tell me a discrete place I could take a girl out during office hours in and around Col 13, Col 08, and CMB 01 areas. Or even some place you have visited.

I know there are many available but would like to see if you have any experiences as I would like to drive in and out without much public notice.

Hope to hear from someone soon.[/QUOTE]I have been to this place few times. Its not a posh place. Just basic facilities.

[url]https://www.google.com/maps/preview#[/url]!Q=RELAX+ON&data=!1m4!1m3!1d4698!2d79.8674714!3d6.9220688!4m15!2m14!1m13!1s0x0%3A0x4fc27447ca543519!3m8!1m3!1d4698!2d79.8674714!3d6.9220688!3m2!1i1280!2i911!4f13.1!4m2!3d6.92077!4d79.8669094

So does anyone know how you purchase a subscription? I click on the button that says 1yr sub for $19. 95 and then nothing. It just stays there for the rest of the day. It doesn't looks like there's a feedback forum so I'm asking here.

Thank you Amdan7. Seems to be a ok place and close by, thanks again.

[QUOTE=Amdan7; 1516553]I have been to this place few times. Its not a posh place. Just basic facilities.

[url]https://www.google.com/maps/preview#[/url]

! Q=RELAX+ON&data=! 1m4! 1m3! 1d4698! 2d79. 8674714! 3d6. 9220688! 4m15! 2m14! 1m13! 1s0x0%3A0x4fc27447ca543519! 3m8! 1m3! 1d4698! 2d79. 8674714! 3d6. 9220688! 3m2! 1i1280! 2i911! 4f13. 1! 4m2! 3d6. 92077! 4d79. 8669094[/QUOTE]

Hi all,

I've been around the scene for a while but never active as my financial situation didn't allow me to be a paid member. I have now paid for the subscription and hoping to contribute to the forum and hope senior members will help me out.

Happy New Year,

Crazy666