Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1218892]Of course one should try and cover? Sorry, I don't do smelly pussy.

Down play it all you want but although a yeast infection is not technically an STD, it can be tranmitted from female to male via sex and is quite unpleasant to get.[/QUOTE]In no way am I playing it down! Never had a smelly pussy in all the years I have been in Thailand. But I did at home and she wasn't in the business. Its funny you don't do smelly pussy but you would dig into a smelly butt hole to be a real man. I guess everyone has their choices?

LBM

Hey guys!

I've read a few things about this road. And the very good looking thai girls.

If any body has been here. Please put some light

I would like to visit this place

[QUOTE=Guido88; 1219112]PinkPearl.

What the FK? On his cock? White Magic?

What are you smoking?

Guido88[/QUOTE]Or maybe inhalating white magic?

I fully second your comments.

Howmany times did we read Giotto suggesting people to enjoy establishments on Soi 33 or giving hints on other places when he could simply say "stay at the LL sports bar, you get all what you need"

The good trader knows he has to deal with the competition and is not scared or demonize it.

Sukhmuvit has been dry so far and Soi 33 can host whoever.

But wisely Giotto reminds BKK is not only sukhumvit, nana etc.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1219119]In no way am I playing it down! Never had a smelly pussy in all the years I have been in Thailand. But I did at home and she wasn't in the business. Its funny you don't do smelly pussy but you would dig into a smelly butt hole to be a real man. I guess everyone has their choices?

LBM[/QUOTE]Yes, I have licked a few girls butts. I am sure you haven't.

I guess it figures because the way you keep following my posts makes me believe you want to lick mine.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1219206]Yes, I have licked a few girls butts. I am sure you haven't. I guess it figures because the way you keep following my posts makes me believe you want to lick mine.[/QUOTE]And, the ass licker of the day award goes to...

[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1219210]And, the ass licker of the day award goes to.[/QUOTE]What does the trophy look like. :)

Hi BJ here.

I read some time back a post Aey did for Annie's Soapy regarding some comical questions that customers ask so, even having only been running the salon for a short time, thought I would give the readers a giggle and share some of them with you.

Q: How many rooms do you have?

A: Why, do you want to use all of them?

Q: I parked my car at the bottom of the Soi, it is a blue Toyota, have you seen it?

A:?

Q: Which ones are the nurses?

A: The ones wearing the nurse's uniforms.

Q: Which ones are they?

Q: I found this place on the internet, is this a salon or a BJ bar.

A: Blank stare.

Q: Where did you buy those glasses from? (Directed to a Consultant wearing glasses)

A: From the shop that sells glasses.

Q: Can I buy them off you.

A No they are my glasses, I need them.

Q: Your just a B! Tch, customer service here is shit.

Q: who is that guy sitting over there and what is he doing? (pointing at a customer playing with his phone at the bar)

A: Why don't you ask him yourself?

Customer then leaves.

Q: Is this still Bussa bar?

A: Take a wild stab in the dark.

Q: Why did you open a blow job bar in Bangkok, this is terrible, why did you do it, this is so bad.

A: I don't know, why not ask the owners of the other 5 in the area as well why?

Q WOW! What is this place?

A: It is a blow job bar.

Q: OK and what happens here?

A: Blow jobs.

Q: Why?

Customers: Hello, I came yesterday and I looked at this front area here, I have brought my friend with me today and we both want to look around. Can you show me the place.

BJ: Well yes, here is where you stand and choose a lady and here is the bar area where you can sit and have a beer.

Customers: Thank you, I seen this yesterday, I brought my friend because we both knew the owner before and he showed us around upstairs and in the back areas and we want to see it as we guessed you have changed it.

BJ: What lady would you like?

Customers: We are both married and we just came in to look around.

BJ: OK, well maybe you would like a beer / coke or something first.

Customers: No nothing for us, just a view of the other areas including the back.

BJ: Well I am not very comfortable with a non customer being given a guided tour.

Customers: I can see we have out stayed our welcome here, and we will not be back.

BJ: Well if you are a person wanting a guided tour, that is not wanting to buy drinks, or take a lady, why would I show you around private areas reserved for our paying customers and / or staff?

A : This is just not good customer service and we will not be back.

Q: Is the owner here?

A: Yes he is sitting over there (several responses then transpire)

A 1: Why, would you like a BJ from him?

A2: Would you like to talk to him?

Customer: No thank you I might come back later though.

Customer: That can't be the owner, he is not Thai.

Customer: But he doesn't look like the French guy.

Q: I am from the Bangkok post, is the owner here?

A: That's him over there; do you want to talk to him?

A: No thank you (turns around and leaves)

Q: I read on your web site that you will be opening other branches in Kabul and Tehran, can you tell me the locations and proposed opening dates?

A: We are currently awaiting the go ahead from the grand imam's of each country concerned as soon as we have dates I will post them on our web site.

Customer: I am looking forward to it.

The following barrage of questions has happened many times, especially when Aey was taking care of things before I arrived but I have been part of one of these questioning sessions as well now.

Q: What do the ladies earn here? What is your profit margin? What rent do you pay? How much did it cost to renovate? How many customers a day do you get? If I was to open a business like this, how much would I have to pay the MIB?

A: If I answer these questions, will you take 2 ladies?

A2: Are you a competitor, journalist or just a nosy bastard?

(As I have consistently maintained) I am pretty approachable and as you can tell from my responses and website, I have a sense of humor to go with it, so I'm happy to answer any 'sensible' questions, which customers have. Can you imagine if someone walked into Tesco in the U. K or Wal-Mart in the U. S and started asking the same questions!

I am not sure if the reason we seem to get so many comical questions, is it the fact that we are so new? Or that Annie's still gets that many in a short space of time and Aey just does not understand all the questions, no matter how good her English maybe. Nevertheless it makes the day move with a brisker pace. Do not get me started on some of the emails I have been getting.

Regards BJ.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1219206]Yes, I have licked a few girls butts. I am sure you haven't.

I guess it figures because the way you keep following my posts makes me believe you want to lick mine.[/QUOTE]Oh, I licked my share of women ass and I'm sure you would like me to lick your ass but I don't have any sugar in my tank like you. If you think I am following your post you are wrong its rather I'm following a guy who seems to make a "ASS" out of himself from time to time. As for the trophy you should be proud of yourself you actually won a award on this board that is a accomplishment?

LBM

[QUOTE=Rrangeela;1218830]The latest update is. Effective 1st Nov. 2011, Victoria Massage is for Out Calls only.[/QUOTE]I always feel very nervous when places start going 'outcall only'. Usually it is because of police pressure, crackdowns, stricter enforcement of rules. The current government is very scary for the hobbyist.

[QUOTE=McMaiden; 1218522]Went to Soi Cowboy a stone's throw away and hit my usual spot, Baccaras. Now they have a fully nude show even on the ground floor every 90 to 120 mins. The quality of these girls is much better than those on the first floor. Dancer No. 93 caught my eye big-time. I think she's really hot but I guess she doesn't come out unless its closing time since she's one of the 6 nude dancers.

She got a couple of drinks from me and on to the next customer. A mate was paying and so I did not mind. Any inputs on this one? Most girls quoted between 2500 to 3000 but I had other plans. My mate pulled one from the first floor for 2500bht. Seems she was really fun in the sack and up for anything.

Will report more on the escapades on the night and the next one later. Appreciate some info on No. 93.

McM[/QUOTE]ST / LT? It seems to be high for ST and low for LT in Bangkok

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1219213]What does the trophy look like. :)[/QUOTE]Well, if you really want to know...

By the way, the FLOODS I told you not to worry about all the time, which were not going to touch the Sukhumvit mongering area. Well. They did not effect the Sukhumvit tourist area and it was never a problem for mongerers.

I hope nobody cancelled their trips due to the rampant scare mongering of others.

Enjoy BKK one and all!

[QUOTE=The Pro; 1219261]By the way, the FLOODS I told you not to worry about all the time, which were not going to touch the Sukhumvit mongering area. Well. They did not effect the Sukhumvit tourist area and it was never a problem for mongerers.

I hope nobody cancelled their trips due to the rampant scare mongering of others.

Enjoy BKK one and all![/QUOTE]Did it eved crossed your mind that some people do not enjoy life when so many peo-le nearby are suffering, even if they are, in their little island, safe? Ah well, that's probably too difficult for you to understand, . Forget it.

[QUOTE=Werqweq; 1218945]Everyone's entitled to their opinion of course, but I'll side with Mr. Enternational here. One has to be able to understand when offering money is just an.

Insult. In my younger days, when I was still young and handsome, I meet and bedded many kinds of non-working girls, including at least one working as a doctor.

And probably making more money than I. I'm sure most could agree it would be quite ridiculous for me to attempt to slip 1000B into her purse the next morning.

Also, if western women would be happy to sleep with you for free, because they too enjoy it, it does not make sense to assume one could not find.

The same type of women in Thailand.

Regards, somebody who is not a subscriber to the "all women are working girls" nonsense.[/QUOTE]I never said you can not find, I said they are very much the exception. Check my post again.

You say "In my younger days when I was still young and handsome I met and bedded many kinds of non working girls." Same with all of us, eh? How many ISG posters fit into that category. Very much the exception, once again.

I was talking in general terms and used the word 'generally' often, if you read my post.

Yes, there are Thai women with their own money and who would be insulted by an offer of money, but once again they are very much the exception. If we hang out for exceptions we won't get much sex, I am afraid. You think we don't know which women would be insulted by an offer of money and which would not? Why do you think that? I would not slip anything into a womans purse or bag if I thought it would be an insult. Its an insult for you to think we are that dumb that we would.

Said before last post from me on the subject, but temptation was too great, too many errors in your post, but won't bother to respond again if you persist.

Good luck in hanging around Thailand looking for free sex, LOL. If you only need one lay a year, you should do alright, LOL.

Is it just me or Nana going down hill? When I went to Nana, all I saw were girls over the hill or girls that use to be boys. Soi Cowboy is aight though. They still got a lot of young, fresh looking girls!