I am planning to be there for 2 months. I am told a girl can be hired for 2 months of stay. How? Who do I contact? I will be going all over Thailand and I want girl to accompany me as long as I am in Thailand.
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I am planning to be there for 2 months. I am told a girl can be hired for 2 months of stay. How? Who do I contact? I will be going all over Thailand and I want girl to accompany me as long as I am in Thailand.
dear old thai hand,
thank you so much kind sir for condescending to read and critique my humble report though doing so i am quite sure must have strained your exalted patience to the absolute maximum. of course, i could tell from reading all of your past reports in this forum that newbie’s like me, and the slobbering sentimentally naive reports they render, tend to frustrate your imperial majesty to the point of total exasperation, and that is why i warned you specifically in advance to stay far away from the garbage or to read it at your own peril. i sincerely regret that your hapless curiosity resulted in your complete failure to heed my warning and thus were forced to endure… “about as boring a bit of minutiae as [you] have ever read.” well put, master. please accept my heartfelt sympathies, sir, and in the future you might remember to keep my warning in mind as there will most assuredly be further reports of a similar nature.
i have learned a lot about thailand from your own reports, sir, and wish to thank you for spreading your vast knowledge and expertise to the rest of us little grasshoppers. it may come as a surprise to you, mr. oth, that i have also learned a tremendous amount from all the other newbie reports here about their fresh experiences, mistakes and adventures in los, and only wanted to return the favor to them and others like them who may be lurking about in the forum, yet also might be far too frightened by the likes of your imperial majesty to offer even a tiny peep, much less an erstwhile report. imho that is exactly the purpose of this isg forum, but again, perhaps i am wrong, just like i was wrong about the seafood palace, and maybe you might condescend once more from your exalted perch to set me straight. it is a tourist trap and i am a tourist – a brilliant observation on your part, master.
at the core, i know that you are probably a good guy who unfortunately may be suffering slightly from a long standing inferiority complex which causes you to endlessly criticize others and to pontificate from on high about your status here in thailand, your tastes in women, and opinions about everything else. after all, you are a professor at a prestigious university, and that explains a lot. your students must look up to you as a god.
best regards,
daddy
[QUOTE=Tiger 1]Well, I know of at least one report got this recommendation without him having read it, since it contained text, that after we notified him was to be deleted/modified.[/QUOTE]
You make a good point I can't argue with.
Mick, I cannot ever remember a senior member post with a notation at the bottom, suggesting someone post it to RoD.
I decided to stop by Aviva today to work off some of the jetlag. Up the stairs through the little sliding glass door, there is a small lobby with a mammasan waiting. There were 10 or so ladies in the bull pen. From what I could see. They ranged from 5 to perhaps one 9 at best. I figure. I am here for a massage, not a beauty contest.
Mammasan calls a name. Out pops Boom. Not the sexiest lady with a bit of pudge on her bones and a crooked smile. I think. What the hell. Perhaps for what she lacks in the model category, she'll make up with massage.
Up another flight of stairs to a smallish room with tub/shower on one end and a creeky bed along the wall. A bit of talk. I order something to drink and she asks. Would I like another lady? I figure why not. It could only get better. Besides. 4 oily hands are usually better than 2.
She dashes off and returns in a minute with a coke and we undress for a clean up shower. She does a good job of soaping me up with a nice warm up BBBJ. I can tell her friend is now in the room behind the fogged glass. I step out and the new lady, GiGi towels me off. Both of them now in towel ask me to face down for stage I massage. It's nice. 40 or so minutes of hands rubbing with oil. I just about doze off.
Time to flip over. More massage and a bit of play with ole bob and Boom asks if I want special massage. I flip over again to my back. They poor lots of oil on me and proceed to take turns, one on top, one my lower regions rubbing me with various body parts. Not bad. They work well as a team.
Time to flip over. Facing up. Same routing. Bob is now wide awake. Boom grabs a cap and places it on without missing a beat. GiGi moves back to gracefully take me inside while Boom massages my chest and lets me play with her.
Time to trade. Boom moves back and mounts while GiGi moves up so I can taste her clean muff. I like this position. All thats needed is another to massage my feet.
We trade positions till I blow inside of Boom. Boom goes off to clean up a bit while GiGi stays behind to play a bit more. Boom returns, oils Bob up I'm ready to go round II. GiGi below me while Boom massages my back, butt, and balls. It's quite nice.
GiGi and I hop into the shower for a nice team clean up. Boom spoke fair English and talked a good amount. After the shower, she tells me they are sisters. Perhaps not model material but a splended afternoon of are&are. I'd go back to see them again.
On the way out. It looked that the second shift had arrived. More 7's and 8's in the bull pen now and coming in the door.
[QUOTE=1Ball]Mick, I cannot ever remember a senior member post with a notation at the bottom, suggesting someone post it to RoD.[/QUOTE]I am just back from the international Martial Arts world Championships (just watching) in China. They want to attract foreign partakers and gave everyone at least a bronze medal just to return next time. Seems to be a similar strategy. Senior members don't need to be attracted anymore.
[QUOTE=Tiger 1]Well, I know of at least one report got this recommendation without him having read it, since it contained text, that after we notified him was to be deleted/modified.[/QUOTE]
tiger1
you're right on, i also remember reading similar if not the same post where it was a newbie, wrote about taboo topic which the automated scoring didn't pick up, nominated by editor and then eventually deleted.
but what jackson is trying to do is fine with me, encourageing new blood. if someone posts something not appropriate, someone will pick it up....
10/19: I enjoyed another great dinner at Basilico Italian restaurant right across the street from the hotel, after which, I decided to visit the Malibu massage parlor recommended by Mick Licker on this board last July. The place is located directly behind the Poseidon entertainment complex. I took the SkyTrain to the Asoke station, then the MRT subway to the Sutthison station, (cost = 48b round trip), and then walked the short distance to the Poseidon building. Unfortunately, I found the place to be not nearly as great as Mick described it. The lobby and rooms were large, clean, and well appointed. There were six old grandmothers on the left side of the fish bowl who appeared to come straight out from a hospital geriatric ward. On the right were eight or nine attractive young ladies, and 2 pretty sideliners on the far right.
Papasan tried to influence me to go with one of the grannies at astonishingly the same price as the young pups – 1800b for 2 hours. All attempts at reasonable negotiation were useless. (Mick apparently got his satisfactory action there for the paltry sum of 500b. How did you do it, Mick?) The sideliners were going for 2000b. I chose Mikki, a 21 year old well nourished hard body with a very pretty ass and cute face. Though I got 2 pops for my money, the overall service was mediocre. The soapy part was uninspiring, lasting at most only 10 minuets; the first BBBJ on the bed was fairly good, but then incredibly, after the climax, she wanted to watch a Thai soap opera on TV. “Oops, I’ve got a real starfish here,” I thought. After a few minuets of this ridiculous behavior, I politely asked for the massage so she finally turned off the TV and responded with another long BBBJ. There was absolutely no actual “massage” action during the entire interlude. And I actually thought the place was a massage parlor. Needless to say, Mikki received no extra tip for her services. I’ll not return anytime soon.
Next, it was off to explore the delights of Soi Cowboy, (couldn’t believe how small and narrow it was), whereupon I was almost immediately accosted by 3 tough lady boys at the intersection of Soi 23. They grabbed me by my arms and in deep voices started jabbering some unintelligible nonsense about me going with all of them, or whatever. I simply spun around, out of their collective grasp, laughed, and began walking the other way. No problem at all spotting them, though from a distance they all looked like rather attractive girls. All I was looking for was a drink and the opportunity to watch a bit of nude dancing.
Within seconds, later, I was grabbed again, this time by a drunken rowdy lout of a Brit, dressed in a business suit, no less, who loudly declared in cockney accent that he was American too and insisted that I enter Joe’s bar where I would surely find some go-go girls. Reluctantly, I allowed him to literally to push and pull me into the bar, where, after ordering a drink, I discovered that there were no dancing girls there at all. Instead, this same idiot leaped up upon the small stage and started gyrating wildly up, down, and around the pole in a desperately drunken imitation of a go-go dancer. Periodically, he would step off the stage, miss the last step, and stumble awkwardly prone to the floor, and then jump to his feet and repeat the same farcical charade all over again. He must have done it three or four times by the time I had finished my drink and got up to leave. I thought he was going to kill himself. I finally found some totally nude and very attractive young dancing girls at Doll house, took a seat near the stage, ordered another drink, and enjoyed the show. There was lots of smiles and eye contact from the girls, but I was tired after the two pops at Malibu, so I finished my drink and found a cab back to the hotel to sleep.
10/20: Slept late again; rested most of the day, then decided to take a river taxi excursion in the afternoon. This involved taking the SkyTrain to the very last station next to the river, then boarding a river taxi boat and riding it for several stops at various piers along the waterway, while taking in the exotic sights, smells, people, and distinctive architecture of this huge and bustling cosmopolitan city of Bangkok. I enjoyed about 3 hours of sightseeing for the modest sum of 36 baht. I got the idea here on this board, and highly recommend it.
After dinner, I took the SkyTrain again to Nana Station, slowly walked up and down Soi 7-1 past the mythical Eden club; then over to and up Soi 7 into and around the infamous Beer Garten; and then through a narrow alley to Soi 5, where I was able to scope out Gulliver’s Tavern. The choices of pretty female flesh proved to be rather sparse at each of these locations, so I crossed Sukhumvit over to Soi 4, and entered the NEP. I was surprised at how small this venue was, too. Shortly, I found the Rainbow go-go, ordered a drink, (125b), and made almost immediate eye contact with a lovely scantly clad dancer on the crowded stage about 20 feet away. Every time I looked in her direction I found her looking back at me and smiling. Minutes later, the shift changed, and she walked right over to me. She was beautiful – tight body, light skinned, and captivating smile. I bought her a drink. Her name was Molee from the Provence of Surin near Cambodia in southern Thailand, and she asked me to bar fine her. Good choice. She provided a great short time GFE back at my hotel. The bar fine was 600b; she initially wanted 2000b, then 1500b for ST, but quickly gave me the nod for 1000b, which, I’m told here is the going rate for go-go girls in BKK. All in all, its been a nice two days for old Daddy in the magnificent paradise LOS.
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Let me introduce sisters (really) Fon and Ning. In the attached, Fon is on the left, Ning on the right. Fon a cheerful 20 and Ning the elder at 22. I met up with them at about 8 last night. They are bright and cheerful as you can see by their smiles.
You can find these two online at BKK2nite, escorts, Rendezvous. Ning has caught my eye now for sometime and comes highly recommended by her handler. I wanted a set of sisters and was very fortunate that another cute lady Fon just happened to be her sister.
Fon/Nan
Above average/Recommended
BKK Rendezvous escort service (ok, I am bit lazy the 1st few nights and prefer overpriced but predictable).
General Info
Doing a regular bit of business with one of the handlers lets me get a volume discount that puts services in about the same range as LT from a high end place like Pegasis. You get a very clean and predictable lady at a fair price.
Basic structure of service
Met at about 8. Proceeding directly to my room for an hour of get to know each other talk and touching. The sisters jumped up on their own direction to get cleaned up. I knew this was going to be good when they went together for showers. After my turn in the bath, we met in the bedroom where elder sister Ning took immediate charge by ripping her towel off (often a difficult little thing to get off from my experience) and initiating stroking, kissing. Little sis joined right in without missing a beat. Sort of like a coordinated attack.
Ning went down for a nice BBBJ while Fon stayed high rubbing my chest with hers. They are nearly identical in size/shape. Fon has nice perky boobs, Ning's are a bit small with a touch of sag. Fon has a tatoo, Ning is clean skinned. Both with quite nice bodies. Cute little trimmed muff. Ning took care of putting a lid on Bob and mounted cowgirl. Sis continued paying attension to me above the belt with kisses and a little pinch to the nips. We flipped over for a bit more of Ning on the bottom and Fon massaged my back, butt and balls.
Time to change, like a pitt crew. Off came the condom, from no where came a nice moist towel for a wipe and another put back in position with precision. Fon positioned herself for rear entry. I noticed something a tad wrong as she seemed in pain. Now, being modest, I cant claim this all has to do with Bob's size, more like some woman problems.
Being dead tired from Jetlag. I sent the ladies off to the living room to watch TV while I drifted to sleep. They joined me about midnight for a second round. Again... the sisters initiated. While on top of Ning. Fon sat there with a nice smile on her face lightly stroking herself. Very erotic
At this writing, they are fast asleep and I woke up early. I'll clean up and get a bite of breakfast and return for a 3rd round in a bit.
General Remarks.
+++ nothing like the teamwork of sisters with a smile
++ great little bodies and a take charge attitude... customer service with a smile
++very clean, non smoking ladies
- Fon's broken hoy did put a bit of a damper on 2nd round activities.
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[quote=daddy07]dear old thai hand,
at the core, i know that you are probably a good guy who unfortunately may be suffering slightly from a long standing inferiority complex which causes you to endlessly criticize others and to pontificate from on high about your status here in thailand, your tastes in women, and opinions about everything else. after all, you are a professor at a prestigious university, and that explains a lot. your students must look up to you as a god.
best regards,
daddy[/quote]
wrong about the inferiority complex, but right about the good guy. everyone adopts a personae on here that may have some connection to their own personality, but which is more likely an exaggerated or distorted version of that personality. my role on here is to be the snobby, pompous ass who looks down on the newbies, sex tourists and various other people. it's a role that i'm good at, and that has evolved over the years to provide fodder for discussions and arguments. otherwise, the thai board would be a dull and lifeless place, full of guys like you all slapping each other on the back in congratualtions for their latest [same same] experience at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or eden. but, the reality of my personality is a considerably toned version of oth.
you are probably correct that isg is now for guys like you and other newbies exchanging the same old information (but through fresh eyes, i suppose) than it is for senior members like me. some senior members have opted to exile themselves over with giotto on his thread where they exchange endless chit-chat to their mutual (and occasionally other's) amusement. others have backed off or disappeared all-together from posting because they, like me find most of what is written on here mind-numbingly boring. i've chosen to come and go as i see fit, or perhaps more to the point, hit and run as i see fit.
i have actually contributed a lot of useful information in the past (perhaps a too distant past, now). but, i now find that my current experiences and knowledge are of little relevance to the vast majority of readers here, who are like you, a visitor, and who probably couldn't benefit from my specific local knowledge about thai women because they simply wouldn't have the opportunity to have access to them.that's not meant to be condescending. it's just reality.
so, in the end, i'm sure that reports like yours, as boring as they are to me and other senior members, who've seen it all a million time before are of great interest and benefit to most readers here. so, i will begrudgingly say that you actually have far more relevance here than i do. but, that won't stop me from being the arrogant curmudgeon that is oth, or looking down from my lofty perch at the likes of you because that's my job. it's a dirty job. but somebody's got to do it. roflmao
btw, my students do look up to me as a god, and a good many of them are excellent eye-candy - one of the perqs of living here and doing what i do.
Hi there guys,
I just got to bangkok yesterday for the 1st time, and what a night!!!
walked in to Factory, a bar on Soi 5, and the HOTTEST bartender started chatting to me.
I gave her my number and told her to call me when she got out of work, and she did!
Well we went out to a few clubs, took her back to my hotel. Had the best GFE experience since Costa Rica & Brasil.
Shagged her 3 times, and 1 BBBJ.
She left the next day at 12pm, and i paid her 1500 Baht, and she was suprised that i gave her so much!
Well she might have to be my GFE from now on, but lets go see what else is out there today!
akaPartyman
[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Wrong about the inferiority complex, but right about the good guy. [QUOTE]There now, I knew you must really be a good guy merely masquerading as an insufferable martinet, and I am happy to give you the benefit of the doubt on the inferiority complex matter. I must say though, that I have often scratched my head in confusion while reading your previous posts, which are always filled with an almost visceral disdain for us happy backslapping newbie’s, sex tourists, and the like. This is the ISG, OTH. That stands for International Sex Guide. “This is a place for men looking for sex,” Jackson often reminds us. We’re not all of us the brutish louts you despise. To put it bluntly, we are, most of us, good guys too, looking for *****s here; prostitutes, trollops, ladies of the evening, fallen women, or as Martians loves to say, “slappers.” (I assume that slang term originates from the slapping sound caused by vigorous pelvic to buttocks skin to skin contact between two sex partners during doggie style penetration, but I might be mistaken)
This is not a venue for sophisticated intellectual, artistic or philosophical contemplation. For my part, I’ve had quite enough of that, thank you. We’re all sex starved here; we want sex, sweet smiling pretty young girls, tits, pussy, blowjobs, etc., entirely without any long term emotional commitment whatsoever. We want to know were to find the best and worst of it, how much it costs, the pleasures, pitfalls, all the gory but delightful details of it. I’m sure you yourself were one of us once. That’s probably what brought you here, too. Obviously, now you are not. So… with all due respect, why in the fuck are you still here, sir? Why torture yourself with this forum. You’ve graduated. Move on if you no longer enjoy it. There are millions of internet forums out there.
I do very much envy your circumstances, OTH; your beautiful young light skinned “good girl” relationship; your prolific opportunities to indulge in eye candy and occasional side fucks, your knowledge of Thailand and all the pleasures it has to offer. Sadly, for my part, I’m a relatively old man now, tired from a long and boring career of placating angry clients, and arguing their bullshit grievances ad infinitum with other lawyers and stupid asshole judges in drab court rooms month after month, year after year for 35 years. I’m tired of failed relationships, American women, American culture, and all the emotional baggage of every kind, nature and description. I just want to have some fun. For that, you have no good reason or cause to look down upon me, sir. Fundamentally, you are no different from the rest of us.
Regards,
Daddy
I just arrived at the newAirport in Bangkok. I must say, I never made it so fast to town. The flight touched down at 4 pm and I was in Soi 18 at 4:55.
(Since I heard that the luggage retrieval might be an issue, I could after some dicussions in Hong Kong manage to carry on both of my luggages with a special permit)
Went to the departures to get a taxi. Another customer talked to the driver and refused to take it, so I took the challenge. Hopped on with all my luggage, and when we were at a point that he could not take anymore customers if I got off, I asked him to open the meter. He said 500 Baht and I said meter. In the end he agreed, insisiting on a 50 baht surcharg. Since I know the 50 baht thing was always written on the faresheets but never enforced, I thought ok, he is taking the tip in advance.
But as soon as the guy knew that I am not in bangkok for the forst time, he turned out to be really nice. He went from the 25 Baht tollway straight to Rama 9 and Ashok, makung the whole trip cost 260 Baht including the tollway and his self drawn tip, 100 Baht more than from the old airport.
Plus he told me that on the way to the airport through Ashok and Rama9 there is no need to pay any tollway. (Considering a start point between Soi Cowboy and Livingstones).
Tiger
[quote=old thai hand]wrong about the inferiority complex, but right about the good guy. everyone adopts a personae on here that may have some connection to their own personality, but which is more likely an exaggerated or distorted version of that personality. my role on here is to be the snobby, pompous ass who looks down on the newbies, sex tourists and various other people. it's a role that i'm good at, and that has evolved over the years to provide fodder for discussions and arguments. otherwise, the thai board would be a dull and lifeless place, full of guys like you all slapping each other on the back in congratualtions for their latest [same same] experience at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or eden. but, the reality of my personality is a considerably toned version of oth.
you are probably correct that isg is now for guys like you and other newbies exchanging the same old information (but through fresh eyes, i suppose) than it is for senior members like me. some senior members have opted to exile themselves over with giotto on his thread where they exchange endless chit-chat to their mutual (and occasionally other's) amusement. others have backed off or disappeared all-together from posting because they, like me find most of what is written on here mind-numbingly boring. i've chosen to come and go as i see fit, or perhaps more to the point, hit and run as i see fit.
i have actually contributed a lot of useful information in the past (perhaps a too distant past, now). but, i now find that my current experiences and knowledge are of little relevance to the vast majority of readers here, who are like you, a visitor, and who probably couldn't benefit from my specific local knowledge about thai women because they simply wouldn't have the opportunity to have access to them.that's not meant to be condescending. it's just reality.
so, in the end, i'm sure that reports like yours, as boring as they are to me and other senior members, who've seen it all a million time before are of great interest and benefit to most readers here. so, i will begrudgingly say that you actually have far more relevance here than i do. but, that won't stop me from being the arrogant curmudgeon that is oth, or looking down from my lofty perch at the likes of you because that's my job. it's a dirty job. but somebody's got to do it. roflmao
btw, my students do look up to me as a god, and a good many of them are excellent eye-candy - one of the perqs of living here and doing what i do.[/quote]i do hear oth. i left the beer bars, soi cowboy etc., behind years a go. to be honest, i can't stand the malnourished little dark skinned girls any longer. i know where they come from and it’s always a sad story. not only they are boring me to death, but most of them can't even fuck properly.
that leaves the mp's. here i expect professionalism, after all the girls suppose to be specialists. if they do that, i surely will tip and be happy for ever after. but the usual sub standard fare, just dark skin, white teeth, calling each others sisters and all that solidarity crap, combined with a lot of fake oahh and 'oh ur so big', just does not do it for me anymore. and being sweet in looks and a good buddy for a few days is surely touchy, but overall very boring.
what is left after years of thailand girls? for once, as mentioned above, the true specialists. they are around and wow... they do deserve recommendation. and then of course their are the 'good girls'. nothing sweeter then a white skinned office girl, screwing on the side and loving to provide a bj with a hearts commitment.
oth an many others in his forum have evolved. what impresses the average punter coming to thailand, does not do it for me anymore. i am not critising any first time punter, i state this simply as a matter of fact. maybe i had to much of a good thing, or maybe i just learned a trick to two.
hope this is not to offensive. just felt like i need to get this of my chest.
Hello there.
I've heard a lot about these "NO HANDS" bars in Bangkok, where you are fed etc etc by the girls.
Anyone know where these are?
All help appriciated.
akaPartyman