2006 Bangkok Reports

[quote=old thai hand]everyone adopts a personae on here that may have some connection to their own personality, but which is more likely an exaggerated or distorted version of that personality. my role on here is to be the snobby, pompous ass who looks down on the newbies, sex tourists and various other people. it's a role that i'm good at, and that has evolved over the years to provide fodder for discussions and arguments. otherwise, the thai board would be a dull and lifeless place, full of guys like you all slapping each other on the back in congratualtions for their latest [same same] experience at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] or eden.

you are probably correct that isg is now for guys like you and other newbies exchanging the same old information (but through fresh eyes, i suppose) than it is for senior members like me. some senior members have opted to exile themselves over with giotto on his thread where they exchange endless chit-chat to their mutual (and occasionally other's) amusement. others have backed off or disappeared all-together from posting because they, like me find most of what is written on here mind-numbingly boring. i've chosen to come and go as i see fit, or perhaps more to the point, hit and run as i see fit.

but, that won't stop me from being the arrogant curmudgeon that is oth, or looking down from my lofty perch at the likes of you because that's my job. it's a dirty job. but somebody's got to do it. roflmao

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oth - as usual, you've out-done all of us. well written and summarizes how many of us feel here. btw, some of us have also on occasion migrated over to the 'fight club' :)

the President Solitaire and Ning and her coworker from bkkrendezvous. Sounds alot like what my friend and I are planning in a couple of weeks. Late arrival so I'm considering setting up some company with an agency. Now I'm having second thoughts. The email corispondence w/rendezvous has been interesting the agent was concerned that having 2 men sharing a suite would not go over with the ladies altho' I requested 2 who "worked" well together. I have been told the suite has private sleeping areas for each of us but I'm not sure I want to press the issue at this point. If anyone has suggestions for obtaining late night companionship at the president solitaire please let me know.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Jdbkk555]I arrived late last night into the new airport. Not too bad inside the airport but wow. The crowds outside in the greeting hall: Packed. I felt like 100 people watched me as I exchanged some cash.

Trying a new hotel for me. President Solitaire. Nice room but slightly off the beaten path. I'll offer my 2 cents on the hotel in more detail after a few days

I make a booking with a service in advance of arrival. This ensures I have a lady waiting for me despite midnight arrival in somewhat less than presentable conditions.

Of the numerious escort services in BKK. I have come to realize a few things. A) most are absolute rip off's. Be) there are often multiple websites with the same ladies. Just different photos and names. See) prices are all over the place. I wanted 12 hour service. Someone nice and clean to make my welcome to BKK fun.

From BKK2nite. BKK Rendezvous escort service. Listed as Nan. She was just as the photo in the site referenced. A little, thin thing of about 24 years old. Following Giotto's format for MPs.

Nan

Average

BKK Rendezvous Escort service

General info

Have used this escort service plus it's sisters a few times to break into BKK. Of the ladies sampled, Nan is pretty experienced in this game. She knows it's a job and conducts her business with reasonable professional standards.

Basic structure of service

Greeting 20 minutes after arrival phone call to service. She showed up with a nice smile. I got cleaned up as I was grungy from the long flight. She followed with a mini clean as she was fairly fresh on arrival. Popped into bed for some kissing and body explorations. She's pretty small. Nice little tits with small nips. Thin clean body despite having a kid (no tire marks like is often found). BBBJ was so-so. A modest effort there. After 5 minutes on top of her, she started commenting she wanted me to finish. This to me is a turn off as I prefer ladies that can't get enough as opposed to those that simply want it to end.

Fell asleep with her little body keeping me warm (though she did snore). I woke up at about 6am and started to explore her a bit more. She woke up in good spirits. I encouraged her to mount me cowgirl which she did but only for a few minutes as she tired. Flipped her over to doggy where I finished her off. A few more hours of sleep followed. I woke up, cleaned up and went off for some breakfast. She was still asleep at 11: 00am while I was in another room doing some work. She escorted me to foodland to pick up some basic food for the week. That was nice as she acted in good GF spirits. We returned and she played with her hand phone for an hour before it was time for her to leave.

General Remarks....
++ Nice body, cute smile, tight box
-- a bit of dog breath and a bit too much of a pro for my tastes.
--- poor price/preformance ratio

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Speaking of report of distinction, this is one! Daddy07, you couldn't be more correct in your superior analysis and insights, well done Counselor!

OTH should especially take note of this poetic verse.

[QUOTE=Daddy07]
So… with all due respect, why in the fuck are you still here, sir? Why torture yourself with this forum. You’ve graduated. Move on if you no longer enjoy it. There are millions of internet forums out there.

Daddy[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Daddy07][QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Wrong about the inferiority complex, but right about the good guy. [QUOTE]There now, I knew you must really be a good guy merely masquerading as an insufferable martinet, and I am happy to give you the benefit of the doubt on the inferiority complex matter. I must say though, that I have often scratched my head in confusion while reading your previous posts, which are always filled with an almost visceral disdain for us happy backslapping newbie’s, sex tourists, and the like. This is the ISG, OTH. That stands for International Sex Guide. “This is a place for men looking for sex,” Jackson often reminds us. We’re not all of us the brutish louts you despise. To put it bluntly, we are, most of us, good guys too, looking for *****s here; prostitutes, trollops, ladies of the evening, fallen women, or as Martians loves to say, “slappers.” (I assume that slang term originates from the slapping sound caused by vigorous pelvic to buttocks skin to skin contact between two sex partners during doggie style penetration, but I might be mistaken)

This is not a venue for sophisticated intellectual, artistic or philosophical contemplation. For my part, I’ve had quite enough of that, thank you. We’re all sex starved here; we want sex, sweet smiling pretty young girls, tits, pussy, blowjobs, etc., entirely without any long term emotional commitment whatsoever. We want to know were to find the best and worst of it, how much it costs, the pleasures, pitfalls, all the gory but delightful details of it. I’m sure you yourself were one of us once. That’s probably what brought you here, too. Obviously, now you are not. So… with all due respect, why in the fuck are you still here, sir? Why torture yourself with this forum. You’ve graduated. Move on if you no longer enjoy it. There are millions of internet forums out there.

I do very much envy your circumstances, OTH; your beautiful young light skinned “good girl” relationship; your prolific opportunities to indulge in eye candy and occasional side fucks, your knowledge of Thailand and all the pleasures it has to offer. Sadly, for my part, I’m a relatively old man now, tired from a long and boring career of placating angry clients, and arguing their bullshit grievances ad infinitum with other lawyers and stupid asshole judges in drab court rooms month after month, year after year for 35 years. I’m tired of failed relationships, American women, American culture, and all the emotional baggage of every kind, nature and description. I just want to have some fun. For that, you have no good reason or cause to look down upon me, sir. Fundamentally, you are no different from the rest of us.

Regards,

Daddy[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Daddy07]I’m sure you yourself were one of us once. That’s probably what brought you here, too. Obviously, now you are not. So… with all due respect, why in the fuck are you still here, sir? Why torture yourself with this forum. You’ve graduated. Move on if you no longer enjoy it. There are millions of internet forums out there.[/QUOTE]

Very nicely put.

But, I am on ISG because of the reasons I stated and as evidenced by your response and the other comments, my remarks fostered an interesting discussion. So, my job is done here.

However, to clarify, I NEVER came to Thailand for girls or sex. Believe it or not, I knew very little if anything about any of that before I arrived. There was no ISG in those days to inform people about it, and the whole P4P scene was much smaller with far fewer punters around. After I found out about it, I obviously partook in it like others, but not for that long. I was very lucky to gain access to regular Thai women almost immediately and found that far more satisfying than the P4P scene for the reasons I've stated on many occasions. I realize I've been very fortunate in that regard and perhaps I've forgotten about guys like you; suffering the interminable boredom of living in The US or elsewhere, working at unfullfulling jobs, having to deal with ungrateful bosses, and more to the point, having to put up with bitchy, frigid western women all of which has led you to greedily consume every story and adventure on ISG, longing for the day that you, too could leave all the crap behind and come and enjoy the simple pleasures of the flesh on offer here. So your report, although of little interest to guys like me fullfills your goal and gives you the opportunity to trumpet your satisfaction of having finally made it here. It also nurtures those still waiting for their first chance to come here and do what you've now done. Finally, it provides information to the vast majority of readers wanting to know if such-and-such as place is still good and worth a visit (or return visit). I see the value for others, just not myself.

BTW, I've tried other Thai forums, but they're of no interest, full as they are of whingeing old men who make me look chipper and upbeat, by comparison. Like Jungle Bluebird states below, I left all of this behind, more or less a long time ago. I occasionally partake, out of boredom more than anything else, and also because it's like fast food, always there when you are hungry and don't have time to cook. But, like fast food, it's ultimately not that satisfying. Perhaps, this is why reading other's reports about this "fast food" leaves me scratching my head, because I forget that what's a big deal to them (and you) is nothing to me because it's all around me every day and i take it for granted. But still, I actually like to keep up on what's happening, partly out of a sense of morbid curiousity, voyeurism, or what-have-you, but also more so, because the P4P scene, in my opinion has become too pervasive and out of control and in particular is attracting a certain element that I feel is a clear detriment and danger to my adopted country and home. I'm not suggesting in the least that you're one of these and as you state most of you are "good guys" too. But, there are some alarming posters on here who concern me and reflect the wider problem. You briefly quote Martians, someone who I personally think is having us all on, but who, nevertheless puts forth a lot of vile opinions. There have been many other nasty posters of late, as well. So, it's because of those posters that I like to keep tabs on what's going on here and the main reason why I read this forum.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]

After I found out about it, I obviously partook in it like others, but not for that long. I was very lucky to gain access to regular Thai women almost immediately and found that far more satisfying than the P4P scene for the reasons I've stated on many occasions. I realize I've been very fortunate in that regard and perhaps I've forgotten about guys like you; suffering the interminable boredom of living in The US or elsewhere, working at unfullfulling jobs, having to deal with ungrateful bosses, and more to the point, having to put up with bitchy, frigid western women all of which has led you to greedily consume every story and adventure on ISG, longing for the day that you, too could leave all the crap behind and come and enjoy the simple pleasures of the flesh on offer here. [/QUOTE]Exactly, my dear sir! You are still quite capable of feeling our pain, my friend.

Daddy

10/21/06: (Last full day in BKK) Slept late and rested all day working on my laptop in the room. Around 5:00 p.m., I got a mediocre traditional massage for 400b at a small parlor near the hotel, not expecting that any sex would be involved. It was supposed to last an hour, but after only about half that time, the girl started touching and groping my balls, asking: “Do you want special service” for 2000b, which would consist of nothing more than her getting naked, massaging me a bit with her body, allowing me to feel her up, and then finishing me off with a HJ. I politely objected, she pouted, but finally agreed to give me just the HJ for the still much too inflated sum of 500b. Oh, well, it was a fairly good HJ. I paid the money because I’m a sucker sometimes, especially when a girl has me by the balls.

Tonight a pool party was scheduled at my hotel, so I enjoyed a light dinner outside by the pool while waiting for the festivities to begin. Soon, I spotted the lovely smiling Dum coming out of the sports bar and heading over to my table to invite me inside. She sat down with me and chatted for a while. She was concerned about my being all alone, the little sweetheart. I promised to come in after a short trip to my room.

When I arrived, I was immediately introduced to Enui, a very pleasant, but not very pretty 35 year old bar girl. While we played a game of pool together, I whispered in her ear that I would probably not be taking a lady to my room this evening because my “power” was shot. I wanted to give her the chance to pursue another customer; however, she still stuck with me like glue for the rest of the evening, even though I never bought her a drink, and I myself merely nursed on one beer. Later, we were joined by a little cutie named Tack, a 26 year old doe eyed puppy, looking more like 15, and who beamed the most engaging smile I think I have ever seen. Enui started asking if I wanted to go with her, and again I declined, jokingly pointing to Jr. and repeating that he had lost his “power.”

Both girls seemed to get a great kick out of this situation, and the joke was repeated several times over the next few hours, as the three of us tried to communicate with comical gestures of cocks diving off cliffs, accompanied by a somewhat fractured pidgin English: “Why you no want Tack?,” asked Enui. “Cause Daddy no have power no more,” says I (gesturing). “He he he,” Tack giggles. “Tack give Daddy power back.” (gesturing) “Daddy old man.” “Power all gone.” (gesturing) And on, and on.

After a while, when Tack was elsewhere, I reached into my wallet, pulled out a 100b note, and presented it to Enui, saying: “Please accept this little present from me to you.” She smiled brightly, wie’d me, and happily accepted the small gift. When Tack returned, shortly, I did the same for her, and she seemed genuinely pleased with the token.

While all this was happening, I noticed that several other bar girls sitting around without any customers, were also looking in our direction and smiling at us, as Enui and Tack began to cuddle up even more closely with me now, fondling and stroking my broken member, through my pants, and leaning against me, kissing my cheek and neck. I, in turn, was casually massaging Enui’s thighs with my left hand, while caressing the small of Tack’s back and butt with my right. The softness of her skin and smell of her hair were intoxicating. For an old guy like me, who had not had any meaningful female attention during all of the last 11 years, the whole experience was like dying and going to heaven –much better even than all the pops in the last few days combined. Now I knew for sure I was in paradise.

When it was time for me to leave, I paid the tab, and the bartender returned with about 30b in change, which I split between the two of them, and again, they both acted like they had just won the lotto. Unbelievable! These Thai women are surely every man’s dream come true. I left the bar smiling from ear to ear and went to bed alone.

Tomorrow afternoon it’s on to Pattaya.

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hi there guys,

so me friend and i, decided to go to patpong last night as we had heard a lot about it. not the greatest experience to be honest.

full of tourists shopping and driving prices high (in my opinion).

we went in to this bar called "high wings....not raped so to speak!

walked in and sat down and was ordered to order drinks!. so we ordered 2 singha's.

next, a group of 15 lady-boys and ladies lined up in front of us wearing figure-hugging long orange dresses.

out of the 15, maybe 2 were girls that i would even look at twice.

so i picked one, as did my friend. they sat down with us to talk to us (as we were told we must choose one to talk and relax with us, even if we dont decide to take them away).

so they order 2 sweet sugar and waters. then we talk. then 15 mins later, they order another one.

so we decide to leave and get our tab. 1400 baht! for 2 singhas & 4 sugar & waters!!

biggest rip-off, but hey, you live and learn from your experiences!

Went to GULLIVER's on Sukhumvit, Soi 5 last night with a mate of mine, and had a GREAT night!

So got there at about 10pm, and the place was jumping, croweded with a lot of guys and girls.

We got a seat at the bar, ordered a few drinks, and enjoyed the football games.

Across the bar from us, were 2 extremeley beautiful girls, in the same age bracket as my friend and I (28 & 27).

They kept smiling at us now and then, and then asked if they could take a picture of us. Of course we obliged! Well we got talking, had a fwe drinks, and chilled with them for a few hours.

We then decided to go to Q BAR, which is supposed to be a happening night spot.

So got to Q BAR at about 12.30am, and it was crowded. No space to walk, or even move!

About 2am, we left Q BAR, and headed back to our hotel (Grand President), GREAT hotel with good rooms /kitchens @ $40 a night from [url]www.expedia.com[/url].

Well we ended back in out hotel rooms, and had a great night of sex, bbbj's and a good GFE!

So the moral of this story is that i think what we achieved last night was a GREAT THING! Picked up two local university girls in a bar full of 200+ pros & semi-pros, that were NOT working girls, had a great night, partied hard, drank alot...and had a awesome night of sex!

can't wait for day & night 3!

the 2st two nights have exceeded great expectations.

akaPartyman

I recently had a short stopover at new BKK airport and used the opportunity to enjoy a pretty good, but straight, massage at a massage place close to the Thai business and first class lounges. As the masseuse was quite cute, I am wondering if there might be more to be had. Any experiences?

[QUOTE=Akapartyman]
So the moral of this story is that i think what we achieved last night was a GREAT THING! Picked up two local university girls in a bar full of 200+ pros & semi-pros, that were NOT working girls, had a great night, partied hard, drank alot...and had a awesome night of sex!
akaPartyman[/QUOTE]

I am not sure many "local university girls" go to Gullivers. All of Bangkok knows that the lower Sukh sois are full of working girls.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]
So, my job is done here. *** Thank god!

I was very lucky to gain access to regular Thai women almost immediately and found that far more satisfying than the P4P scene for the reasons I've stated on many occasions. *** Wow, I'm sure impressed. LOL.

I left all of this behind, more or less a long time ago. I occasionally partake, out of boredom more than anything else, and also because it's like fast food, always there when you are hungry and don't have time to cook. *** You are bored, bored, bored with life.

But, there are some alarming posters on here who concern me and reflect the wider problem. *** Thank god you are here to save the world from this impending doom.

You briefly quote Martians, someone who I personally think is having us all on, but who, nevertheless puts forth a lot of vile opinions. There have been many other nasty posters of late, as well. So, it's because of those posters that I like to keep tabs on what's going on here and the main reason why I read this forum. *** I'm sure all of Thailand is glad that you have been so diligent.[/QUOTE]

OTH,

I for one am glad that your job is done, whatever that job may be. By the way, I do not see how jumping all over newbie posts will help the thread. If you miss the "old gang" or want to have your own good old bitter boys club, get your own thread. If a lunatic like Honolulu Jimmy can, I'm sure you could too.

AT2

[QUOTE=Wabbit]I recently had a short stopover at new BKK airport and used the opportunity to enjoy a pretty good, but straight, massage at a massage place close to the Thai business and first class lounges. As the masseuse was quite cute, I am wondering if there might be more to be had. Any experiences?[/QUOTE]

Yes, there are some that provide extra services. YMMV. Some will give you a few signals, others you may need to ask.

AT2

[QUOTE=Daddy07]I decided to visit the Malibu massage parlor recommended by Mick Licker on this board last July. The place is located directly behind the Poseidon entertainment complex.

And I actually thought the place was a massage parlor. Needless to say, Mikki received no extra tip for her services. I’ll not return anytime soon.

Next, it was off to explore the delights of Soi Cowboy, (couldn’t believe how small and narrow it was), whereupon I was almost immediately accosted by 3 tough lady boys at the intersection of Soi 23. They grabbed me by my arms and in deep voices started jabbering some unintelligible nonsense about me going with all of them, or whatever. I simply spun around, out of their collective grasp, laughed, and began walking the other way. No problem at all spotting them, though from a distance they all looked like rather attractive girls. All I was looking for was a drink and the opportunity to watch a bit of nude dancing.

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Daddy07,

I enjoyed your posts. If you did not try Poseidon, I would definitely recommend it over Malibu. As you noted, these places are not for the quality of the massages. There are other places for those. I see that you enjoyed Angel's. Great place.

Watch your wallet when accosted by the ladyboy's. Just a precaution. Gulliver's does not pick up until late at night. Glad to hear you are having a great time. That's what counts.

Enjoy!
AT2

Ultra Pilot,

I hear your pain.

The President Solitaire and Ning and her coworker from bkkrendezvous. Sounds alot like what my friend and I are planning in a couple of weeks. Late arrival so I'm considering setting up some company with an agency. Now I'm having second thoughts. The email corispondence w/rendezvous has been interesting the agent was concerned that having 2 men sharing a suite would not go over with the ladies altho' I requested 2 who "worked" well together. I have been told the suite has private sleeping areas for each of us but I'm not sure I want to press the issue at this point. If anyone has suggestions for obtaining late night companionship at the president solitaire please let me know.

I dont deal with the gent at Rendezvous as I find him a bit less accomodating that some of his partners. I deal with Ant at AngelsBKK. She can support you for any ladies on 5 websites. Rendezvous, Angels, Admiral, Intimate, 1st BKK Selection.

I think as long as it's clear... 2 guys in 2 separate rooms.. you'll be ok. What they worry about is 2 guys with 1 lady.

How did you like Ning? Nan?

This very nice lady joined me for dinner Saturday night. Good english, smart, a good sense of humor. I heard she warmed up slowly so I started with a nice dinner to get to know each other.

After dinner. Back to the hotel. She's a more sophisticated lady than your average escort or nana gal. She glanced off to clean up as she had to dash from her office job to meet with me.

I'll tell you. If there is 1 lady in 50 with which I can make a true sexual connection. This little lady is one. Hence. I'm not going to give any details other than to say we stayed together through the night, breakfast, lunch and shared a nice massage at the spa next door. I wanted to impress her with a different view of life.

I understand she's in high demand. Booked out most of this week. So. To you guys out there. Enjoy.

JD