[QUOTE=Christopherd; 1184178]You said it rather more concisely than I did!
As for non-pros that speak good English (or even those that don't) I've found "I'm staying in Copa" translates in their ears as "I'm a dirty monger that has come to Rio to shag as many women-for-money as I can." Any address is generally better than Copa when chatting to Carioca non-pros. Sure you can talk your way out of it, but Centro, Leme, Ipanema sounds much better. Bota is mega-cool! .[/QUOTE]You offered a great lesson and advice to those really wanting to make points with the locals. Recently I was in Mexico on business and heard over and over again how I wasn't like other gringos. I attributed it to how much time I spend in Brazil. I do not agree with everything that goes on here, but I do try to go with the flow. That doesn't mean I have stopped telling every kid I see throwing their candy wrappers in the street that a trash receptacle is just a few steps away or that I haven't been known to hit a few people with shopping carts when I was nice enough to leave room and they cut in front of me. It just means I bite my tongue most times I think of saying "well that is not how we do things in America."
As for knowing how to dance, GDPs are not the only ones with moves. I walked by a group of 10 year-old girls today who were seeing how low they could squat and how far they could throw out their butts. I just scratched my head and hoped there wasn't a priest or a guy trying to rent a room in his apartment nearby. Brazilian women love to dance and sing along with the music. If you really want to score points, learn the lyrics to some of the popular songs and sing along with them. By the end of the night, they are not only going to want to have sex with you but also will want to take you home to to meet their family.
