Dubai Reports

Mike - great report as usual, and you're still falling in love in Dubai and spending all your money as usual! ;)

The pics of Anya (including the movie pic) bear a strong resemblance to Anya (real name), the Russian ex-girlfriend of one of my pals who left Dubai last year. My pal is an arab, so never admitted to me that she was a dancing girl in Highland Hotel (instead, he told me she's a model. She was happy enough to tell me she was a dancing girl). Anyway, very strong resemblance. Could it be? ... nah ...

Looking forward to your next adventures (PS I liked your Crete adventures also!)

[QUOTE=Piper1]Mike - great report as usual, and you're still falling in love in Dubai and spending all your money as usual! ;)

The pics of Anya (including the movie pic) bear a strong resemblance to Anya (real name), the Russian ex-girlfriend of one of my pals who left Dubai last year. My pal is an arab, so never admitted to me that she was a dancing girl in Highland Hotel (instead, he told me she's a model. She was happy enough to tell me she was a dancing girl). Anyway, very strong resemblance. Could it be? ... nah ...

Looking forward to your next adventures (PS I liked your Crete adventures also!)[/QUOTE]

Nah, not same name and she was shagging in Turkey last year or still in Russia.

As per falling in love, nout you can do about that, but as per the money situation, donations greatfully accepted.

Er, Crete?

Great report Mike.

I am in complete agreement with you on the attitude of russian stunners in cyclone. They do make you feel like you are invisible, at times...gives them a definite edge to demand more. But then there are exceptions and they can be quite titillating as well at times.

Last month I met a stunning tall dark haired russian in cyclone. opened up at 1k, but came down to 800 as it was close to 2.00. asked her if she would give BJ and pat came the reply' 'Ofcourse, the question is ...what can you do for me?' I told her I would be quite happy to eat her out and she retorted "but that's my job.....umm... ok we shall both do that and see who is better at it". and ofcourse she emerged a winner hands down.

Mike, excellent and entertaining FR.

Methinks "eyes" could be coloured contacts. Great report in any case, where is Mr. J with the "this post should be in the reports of distinction" section?"

Mike: I was expecting an excellent FR; you certainly don't disappoint. I appreciate the time/effort it takes to write like that.

I am a bit amazed you could do all that without contacts. Well, you are a senior member.

I could take a few lessons from you. I had Miss PPMW over Saturday night, FRESH off the plane. I stand by my earlier statemnts in that regard. MUTUALLY satisfying reunion. Trouble happened the next morning. I'm up, work day, leave her sleeping. 30 minutes later, I'm in the kitchen having breakfast, I hear rustlings, noises, footsteps... there she is... to see me off... I should have known when she asked, "You're still here?" Took a look around; yes, this was MY place.

Off I go, she heading back to bed, or so I thought. Come home that afternoon, no Miss PPMW. But my place had been cleaned out... My orderly disorder transformed to disorderly order. My stacks of papers: throw away, shred, and file, all merged into one, sorted by SIZE. Same with the magazines: to read, maybe, have read now ordered, again by size. Newspapers: to read, toss, classified sections (the biggest pile) now neatly stacked into 1. My pepper grinder... God only knows... They just can't seem to resist taking care of a bachelor in so MANY ways.

Hope you're out our way again soon.

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1 more week of Ramadan, then Eid. Anyone know when the music starts again?

[QUOTE=Piper1]
BTW - a new housemaid moved in today. She's a Filipina, new to Dubai and very shy. She bears an uncanny resemblance to Jungle Girl, who I've had the pleasure of meeting in Bangkok. Don't worry, she's safe.

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Piper

If she is pretty, sexy and shaved send her to Abu Dhabi, she will never be safe with me but she will not need to clean much ;)

Off to Philippines again this weekend (I am so unlucky my friend) so maybe more Makati fun. Also met Miss N in Manila had 6 very wicked hours and she says she is back next week so best you save some energy ;) - you and other Dubai mongers who are asking me when she is back..

WR

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Mike: I was expecting an excellent FR; you certainly don't disappoint. I appreciate the time/effort it takes to write like that.


I could take a few lessons from you. [/QUOTE]

Thanks, but I think I overdid this one. Maybe time to get back down to the brass tacks next time. Hopefully I will be over soon and then "J" 1000 is on the hit list. Got to do a Chinese eventually.

Now, my only tip is, like in the Hotels when I hide the mini bar, you hide the whole fridge, the desk, all your papers, everything. Put locks on the doors. I KNOW the problem, women are terrible and have no idea how busy men are and how we have no time for that shite!

Other than that, I take lessons from everybody and this is like my 6th trip! Funny though - I never get in the reports of distinction. Must be doing something wrong. Miss A has been texting me today, furious I have not texted her on my return. Now the rose coloured spectacles are off though, I can see clearly excellent customer relations at work.

See you shortly.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Piper

If she is pretty, sexy and shaved send her to Abu Dhabi, she will never be safe with me but she will not need to clean much ;)

Off to Philippines again this weekend ...[/QUOTE]Hey Rog - I wouldn't describe her as pretty. If you've checked my pics of Jungle Girl, you'll know she's not pretty - she's just wild! She never spoke a word in the two times I've enjoyed her company. Just a lot of hand-gestures, crazy facial expressions and grunts and groans. Pure primitive sex.

As for the maid, you know my self-imposed rules ...

Enjoy the Philippines you lucky man.

I've been a good boy this week, but am starting to think about how to use all the spare time I have now that I've hired others to do much of my work for me. ;)

Whilst concentrating on getting my two Ugandan girls to cooperate, I evidently forgot to get vocal enough for Janier. Not having the correct Englich skills to express this properly she said..

"Michael, can you cry?"

I said "Cry???". she said "Yes!".

I said, "Huh, you should see me when Manchester United loose".

[QUOTE=Mike De H] I never get in the reports of distinction. [/QUOTE]Your waiting is over brother, and richly deserved.

MikeDH, that was a brilliant report. I read it twice and laughed out loud at the story of the barfing Africans. But like a good Hollywood movie, it had a happy ending with your tales of Anya. I nominate it for a report of distinction!

On another topic, I was quite intrigued by the race discussion here. I have to agree that Africans do not do it for me. I have never had a good experience with an African girl (see my old previous FR on being abandoned in a Dubai ghetto by two Africans). I do not bother with them anymore.

My personal preference is for CIS and Latina girls. I'm not sexually attracted to black women or most Asians, but I occasionaly eat Chinese take-away if they are true stunners. And I admit PRC definately seem to provide the best value-for-money in Dubai.

It's nothing about being "racist". It's just a matter of personal preferances. To each his own.

[QUOTE=Big Bob II]MikeDH, that was a brilliant report. I read it twice and laughed out loud at the story of the barfing Africans. But like a good Hollywood movie, it had a happy ending with your tales of Anya. I nominate it for a report of distinction!

On another topic, I was quite intrigued by the race discussion here. I'm not sexually attracted to black women or most Asians,
It's nothing about being "racist". It's just a matter of personal preferances. To each his own.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for your kind response and it has indeed finally made it to the reports of distinction list. Anya has texted me since, believing me to have forgotten her, and als she reminded me I still owe her for the taxi (with a little humour of course). Hard one to figure out LOL.

I think the problem people have had is that somebody asked a question about race, but it was not a direct accusation of racism. I think more though, its not a problem of racism, but more racial stereotyping. i.e. "You are black so you must be useless, you are chinese so you are going to try to pester me into submission" ec. etc.

Unfortunately the girls by enlarge DO seem to follow those stereotypes and people who think "this time it may be diferent" get stung time and time again until they give up.

Personally I think tis a cultural stereotype. Partly the country and culture they come from (which influences sexual practice) and culture amongst their housemates and community in Dubai. Hence, the girls are "trained" to act certain ways, ask for the money in a way likely to be advantagious and so on.

Therefore, Race is a good indicator of the business transaction likely to follow. If this is racism, then thats for others with more intelligence than me to debate and decide, but everybody accepts that sexual preference is outside racism structure, sine many racists enjoy sex with people they judge to be different or inferior, so it is no judge really.

Although I have only mongered in limited amounts in Dubai (albeit with the famed Wicked Roger, Piper1, and My Kapitan), I have enough knowledge and experience to say that your report was excellent and makes me want to go back to Dubai... perhaps for my stag weekend! :-)

Wicked Roger/Piper - how goes it?

Had Miss Barometer from Cyclone over this afternoon for a mid-week tryst. She was saying that at Cyclone last night, not even a nibble. As she put it, "Nobody even ask. When I no work, a lot of girls no work." Might explain the high volume of missed calls and sms's I've received in the past couple of days from, how did the Bangkok Post put it, those "2am economic acquaintances". I'm sure there will be a lot of happy faces after next week.

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BB2: Been a long time since an FR from you here. Too long.

[QUOTE=Piper1]
As for the maid, you know my self-imposed rules ...

Enjoy the Philippines you lucky man.

I've been a good boy this week, but am starting to think about how to use all the spare time I have now that I've hired others to do much of my work for me. ;)[/QUOTE]
Piper

Your rules, yes I know and agree, but for your friends... I like wild sex sometimes you know ;)

I will enjoy the Philippines, stay in Makati, no-one in the office asks why I stay there and not the Shangri-La etc.

Am back Monday night so am here for Eid any chance you can ask Miss W to unhook the leash and let you out to play even in Abu Dhabi ;) You know she likes me and trust me unlike MK's O!

FF - have SMS you as well

WR