Monterrey

Two things ElCabron.

1. My girls have always been the best. Thing is you never wandered into Harem, Pasarelas, Casino, cuase you don't like the setup, so you never saw "la creme de la creme". That's why they are my hidden secrets.

2. The reason you can mingle with the girls at places like El Inter is because you DON'T look like a gringo. As plain as that. Even me as a local I can't go there cause I stick out like a sore thumb.

Ok, make it 3.

3. Am glad someone has fun at TJ. All over the boards mongers keep complaining that TJ is dead. It is dead for for people that can't adjust to the new girls, the new ways, even with the peso exchange rate they complain they can't get "toda la noche" or good bargains nor good girls. Am glad that an old wolf like ElCabron can demonstrate that it can be done.



[QUOTE=El Cabron 007]To be fair to Amigo, his taste in girls has changed dramatically since we started commenting on his girls. he now goes after 10's and even feels free to hit on my girls. Even while I am working them..... get your hands off of her, you pervert.

My last visit, sweet P was not working since I arrived on a Wednesday. She later told me that Amigo told her I was coming down on Thursday and she was waiting for me. The manager called her and she was in the club in 20 minutes.

Sweet P tells me that Lady J, the one she ran into in my hotel room once and she almost killed me for it, Lady J and her are now friends. Yep, I introduced them to each other and they hit it off. Anyways, lady J was asking her to go to El Inter club. She asked if I wanted to go.

Out of no where pops Bob. What a surprise. We talk him into joining us and off we were. Sweet P showered in my hotel room and we went down the street to wait for lady J. Lady J had no idea I was in town.

At el Inter, 5 other girls from Prestige jumped on me. It was a scene with this gringo surrounded by those teenagers. Hot teenagers. Each one sticking her hands where they should not be. Each one whispering in my ear that she wants to go home with me. Each one making me special offers to sweeten the deal. Lady J even offered culo action. She is the last Brazilian on earth that does not do anal.

Needless to say, Bob was having the time of his life and I was driven wild with all these hands playing in my pants.

What I could not figure out is why those 2 dudes, security guys, followed me in and out of the bathroom watching me and talking some stuff of the walkie-talkie. The only explanation is that maybe they were worried about bailing out and me not paying the tab. I don't know.

2 weeks ago, I went to to TJ. I was pleasantly surprised when this crunchy one was in my face. She has the looks of Viko, the body of Crunchy S, the smile of slutty S and the sweetness of sweet P. A 20 y/o chica that must be the best I have ever had. We hit it off as if we were life-time GF/BF. She rocked.

Up in the room, and while she was completely wasted, she says: "Que pasa ta la pasa"

I went back again last weekend. I called on another hot little one to join me for a drink since the hot one I saw last week was not there. After about 30 minutes, we worked out a 1-hour deal and off we were. That's when I saw my hottie again. She just arrived and she looked so damn hot... hotter than last week. I tipped the other girl a $20 and I pulled my hottie up to the room.

Imagine 2 lovers who have not seen each other in years. The best hour I've had in a long time. She topped all the girls I have had.

Que pasa ta la pasa. I took her up again for another hour. She stayed with me for 5 hours total. She is ready to go home with me for an all nighter. Hot damm.

Que pasa ta la pasa.[/QUOTE]

" Que pasa ta la pasa "

And what does this mean? What language is it?

I guess the proper spelling should be "Que pasa te la pasa", but anyway, it means nothing.

I think the girl was saying "Que pasa calabaza" , a childish rhyme, a greeting, nothing else above "What's up" or "What's happening".
Literally translated from Spanish means "What's up pumpkin".

Of course our friend ElCabron can be won over by simple Spanish phrases.



[QUOTE=Prokofiev]" Que pasa ta la pasa "

And what does this mean? What language is it?[/QUOTE]

Come on ... a girl as sweet as this one acting like.... well .. not acting .. but is a 20 year old kid who has already won my heart over .... a girl like this one saying "Que pasa ta la pasa" and sounding so dang cute ... will win me over?

Of course she did.

Seriously, she incredibly combines the qualities of all the girls I liked at El Infi and Prestige. I wish I could put her in a to-go box and bring her back with me .... I wish.

Que pasa ta la pasa.

I miss her already and will be driving down in few minutes. I guess Monterrey will have to wait.

On a final note, TJ has changed dramatically. I met some dude down there who are regulars and have their own special girls. Made a couple of friends and almost started sharing the girls with them ... almost. But NO. This one is too precious to share.




[QUOTE=Amigomio]I guess the proper spelling should be "Que pasa te la pasa", but anyway, it means nothing.

I think the girl was saying "Que pasa calabaza" , a childish rhyme, a greeting, nothing else above "What's up" or "What's happening".
Literally translated from Spanish means "What's up pumpkin".

Of course our friend ElCabron can be won over by simple Spanish phrases.[/QUOTE]

My friend, the phrase "Que pasa ta la pasa" is gibbirish in spanish

And I never wrote anything close to "acting" anywhere in my post.



[QUOTE=El Cabron 007]Come on ... a girl as sweet as this one acting like.... well .. not acting .. but is a 20 year old kid who has already won my heart over .... a girl like this one saying "Que pasa ta la pasa" and sounding so dang cute ... will win me over?

Of course she did.

Seriously, she incredibly combines the qualities of all the girls I liked at El Infi and Prestige. I wish I could put her in a to-go box and bring her back with me .... I wish.

Que pasa ta la pasa.

I miss her already and will be driving down in few minutes. I guess Monterrey will have to wait.

On a final note, TJ has changed dramatically. I met some dude down there who are regulars and have their own special girls. Made a couple of friends and almost started sharing the girls with them ... almost. But NO. This one is too precious to share.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amigomio]My friend, the phrase "Que pasa ta la pasa" is gibbirish in spanish [/QUOTE]

That was my point . . .

But "Que pasa, Calabaza?" sounds right. Plus it's cute and works well in either language.

A drunk and horny Gringo doesn't always hear well.

OK OK. you guys are correct. I checked with her a little while ago. It is "Que pasa calabaza"

What I forgot to mention was that she is from Rynosa(?), next to Monterrey. The subject came up again tonight. She is heading back next month. Of course, once I told her about my frequest trips there, we both had an evil look in our eyes. Yeah, she asked me to meet up with her in Monterrey. She gave me her phone number. She promised me the world ... and of course I will beleive her .... not ...

we'll see.

Hey Proko. Long time. How have you been?


[QUOTE=Prokofiev]That was my point . . .

But "Que pasa, Calabaza?" sounds right. Plus it's cute and works well in either language.

A drunk and horny Gringo doesn't always hear well.[/QUOTE]

Reynosa is not "next" to Monterrey.

Two hour drive on car, 3 on bus from the Texas border with McAllen-Hidalgo.
And I would guess she expects you to pay her bus fee to the city.



[QUOTE=El Cabron 007]OK OK. you guys are correct. I checked with her a little while ago. It is "Que pasa calabaza"

What I forgot to mention was that she is from Rynosa(?), next to Monterrey. The subject came up again tonight. She is heading back next month. Of course, once I told her about my frequest trips there, we both had an evil look in our eyes. Yeah, she asked me to meet up with her in Monterrey. She gave me her phone number. She promised me the world ... and of course I will beleive her .... not ...

we'll see.

Hey Proko. Long time. How have you been?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=El Cabron 007]OK OK. you guys are correct. I checked with her a little while ago. It is "Que pasa calabaza"[/QUOTE]You can surprise her by coming back with the usual response to this, which is "Nada nada limonada."

High fives and kudos to the guys here who recommended Marcella ([url]www.pompis.com. Mx[/url]). The place is one of the cleanest esteticas I've ever been to in Monterrey and the chicas were young and friendly. I sessioned there about five times. Great experience every time. The 600 peso fee can't be beat. No upsells at all, though one chica out of the 5 did offer anal for extra $$$. I stayed at the Holiday Inn Centro on Padre Meir, and Marcella is an easy 3 minute walk away.

[QUOTE=Hog Dog]High fives and kudos to the guys here who recommended Marcella ([url]www.pompis.com. Mx[/url]). The place is one of the cleanest esteticas I've ever been to in Monterrey and the chicas were young and friendly. I sessioned there about five times. Great experience every time. The 600 peso fee can't be beat. No upsells at all, though one chica out of the 5 did offer anal for extra $$$. I stayed at the Holiday Inn Centro on Padre Meir, and Marcella is an easy 3 minute walk away.[/QUOTE]


[url]www.pompis.com.mx[/url]

I decided to go for Azul, just wanted to try a “wanna-be” porn-star.
She advertises on [url]http://www.soloadultosmonterrey.com/[/url] and [url]http://www.lucesazules.com/197334.html[/url] and works through an agency.
You call and set the appointment and she arrives together with the boss, who collect the money in advance, which I didn’t like but apparently there is no other choice

Her face is nice and hot, with very nice blue eyes.
Body is so and so, meaning that top part and breast is ok, small but delightful, and from waist downward she is very large, larger that you can imagine from pictures. Also belly is fluffy with a scar (2 children), so photoshop is heavily used in this case.
Somewhat I was prepared to that and I didn’t care as I was looking for service and not for a doll. And service was all there as advertised, you can really do whatever you like, and more.
Also, her conversation is not the best but at the end who cares ?
When in one and a half hour you virtually don’t stop being blown and you don’t stop penetrating from front or from back, till you dry completely your d..k, everything else is irrelevant.

Some stats:
- age: 24
- height: cm 155/5.08’ (she advertises 160 cm/5.24’ but she is shorter, however that is not an issue)
- weight: kg 47/ 103 lb
- face: 6/10
- hair: blondish, shoulder long
- body: 6/10
- tits: 8/10 small but nice and soft with sensible nipples
- pussy: 6/10
- skin: regular
- skills: 10/10
- passion: 10/10
- foreplay: excellent
- kissing: DFK
- showering together: yes
- BBBJ: excellent, with frequent deepthroating
- CIM: yes
- COF: yes
- swallowing: yes
- AR: yes
- DATY: available, but I passed
- FS: yes, various positions
- ANAL: yes
- rate: 2.000 pesos for 1,5 hour (expensive, at today’s exchange rate US$ 140 or EUR 108)
- english spoken: no
- repeat: not sure

Albert, Monterrey is not SEA, nor China, your mongering zone in the world.

Monterrey is an expensive city and being here you should have noticed that even today in the middle of a world crisis, Monterrey is still expensive and will be expensive.

And you went with Azul that charges 2000 pesos.. there are other escorts that charge way into the 3000 pesos range and beyond.

But anyway, Azul acomodates, she gave you a lot more that other escorts here don't do.

Never heard form other mongers get what Azul did to you for less or for more from other local escorts.




[QUOTE=Albert Punter]I decided to go for Azul, just wanted to try a “wanna-be” porn-star.
She advertises on [url]http://www.soloadultosmonterrey.com/[/url] and [url]http://www.lucesazules.com/197334.html[/url] and works through an agency.
You call and set the appointment and she arrives together with the boss, who collect the money in advance, which I didn’t like but apparently there is no other choice

Her face is nice and hot, with very nice blue eyes.
Body is so and so, meaning that top part and breast is ok, small but delightful, and from waist downward she is very large, larger that you can imagine from pictures. Also belly is fluffy with a scar (2 children), so photoshop is heavily used in this case.
Somewhat I was prepared to that and I didn’t care as I was looking for service and not for a doll. And service was all there as advertised, you can really do whatever you like, and more.
Also, her conversation is not the best but at the end who cares ?
When in one and a half hour you virtually don’t stop being blown and you don’t stop penetrating from front or from back, till you dry completely your d..k, everything else is irrelevant.

Some stats:
- age: 24
- height: cm 155/5.08’ (she advertises 160 cm/5.24’ but she is shorter, however that is not an issue)
- weight: kg 47/ 103 lb
- face: 6/10
- hair: blondish, shoulder long
- body: 6/10
- tits: 8/10 small but nice and soft with sensible nipples
- pussy: 6/10
- skin: regular
- skills: 10/10
- passion: 10/10
- foreplay: excellent
- kissing: DFK
- showering together: yes
- BBBJ: excellent, with frequent deepthroating
- CIM: yes
- COF: yes
- swallowing: yes
- AR: yes
- DATY: available, but I passed
- FS: yes, various positions
- ANAL: yes
- rate: 2.000 pesos for 1,5 hour (expensive, at today’s exchange rate US$ 140 or EUR 108)
- english spoken: no
- repeat: not sure[/QUOTE]

What Monterrey is, is the filthiest, nastiest, city in this hemisphere. The air qulity rivals Bejing's. Take my advice: avoid this shithole at all cost.

Totally untrue, false and an open lie.
But you must be confusing Mexico City with Monterrey.

In Monterrey, pollution counts do not go over 100 as opposed to Mexico City where they go well into the 200's Imecas and some days, way beyond that.

So we'll leave this a a simple mistake coming from someone that has lived in Guadalajara for the last 6 years.


Monterrey's air quality rivaling Beijing's???
Don't make me laugh.
(This coming from someone that has lived in Monterrey for 45 years of his life)




[QUOTE=Guadalajara Don]What Monterrey is, is the filthiest, nastiest, city in this hemisphere. The air qulity rivals Bejing's. Take my advice: avoid this shithole at all cost.[/QUOTE]