Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Bumholes1]Please just keep driving and lose your camera.

This is a sex guide forum!

BORING BORING BORING!!![/QUOTE]

Hey, BUMFUCK, then don't bother reading it. I realize that many guys like to see pussy shots, as do I. On the other hand, I enjoy seeing pictures of places that I've either not yet been to, or of places that I have been to so I can recall my memories. I assume some people who are planning a trip to Pattaya would like to have an idea of what various areas look like. If that isn't the case, I'll be more than happy to stop posting.

Twice Divorced,

Please don`t allow the [b]negatives[/b] to influence your postings. Keep it up, post the photos. I`m headed Pattaya way in Sept, looking forward to this very much so.

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced]Hey, BUMFUCK, then don't bother reading it. I realize that many guys like to see pussy shots, as do I. On the other hand, I enjoy seeing pictures of places that I've either not yet been to, or of places that I have been to so I can recall my memories. I assume some people who are planning a trip to Pattaya would like to have an idea of what various areas look like. If that isn't the case, I'll be more than happy to stop posting.[/QUOTE]


The website title says it all - quite clearly.

Nothing wrong with your pics, but there are other more appropriate forums for them.

Pics here don't have to be only of pussies, but its reasonable to assume they have some connection with sex. Yours don't!

[QUOTE=Bumholes1]Please just keep driving and lose your camera.

This is a sex guide forum!

BORING BORING BORING!!![/QUOTE]


Hahahaha - have a heart bumholes - I did see the back view of a girl in one of the photo's and they might be great wank fodder for those who have a kink for empty Thai street scenes :D.

TD - Bit too much detail, mate. Might be wrong but I think that not too many guys here are really interested in what you ate for breakfast and about your snotty nose!

Fair play, gentlemen. I was posting a "Trip Report", in its entirety, as it happens. Unfortunately, I've come down sick and haven't been out to the bars and clubs in the past few days, but was trying to contribute SOMETHING that I thought might be of value, at least to SOME people. I'll stop wasting my time until I have something of significance.

TD,

Love your reports and your photos, keep them comming, don't let the critics get you down, they are a dime a dozen on this site.

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced]Fair play, gentlemen. I was posting a "Trip Report", in its entirety, as it happens. Unfortunately, I've come down sick and haven't been out to the bars and clubs in the past few days, but was trying to contribute SOMETHING that I thought might be of value, at least to SOME people. I'll stop wasting my time until I have something of significance.[/QUOTE]

about human hunting - the best hunting in Patts is 2 legged dear hunting :)

TDs pix make me wish I were there RIGHT NOW, but alas, employment is necessary for the trip expenses

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced]Fair play, gentlemen. I was posting a "Trip Report", in its entirety, as it happens. [/QUOTE]
Absolutely fine with me, your pics.
More boring are those noisy pussy-pics taken with a cheap handphone,
while there are zillions of similar and better pics available online.

Move on.

Cheers!

Getting ready to head back over to LOS for the month of March but I still haven’t posted anything from my last trip in October.

My wingman’s main girl had to get back to BKK to work and my main girl had to work earlier in the day so I had another non-pro over for the day. After fucking once and taking a long nap we woke up to fuck again and fell asleep to another long nap. We finally woke up at 10pm and I realized that I had slept the day away. She decided to go home so my wingman and I took to Walking Street. The first club that we went too was not as good as the night before when we were there with our girls, so we decided to brave Lucifer. We went to our usual spot in the back of the club and ordered a couple of drinks. Right away I had found a playmate who happened to have a table; however, the chemistry just was not there. I mentally distanced myself from her and she and her friend ended up leaving their own table to me.

A girl who was posted behind the stage came over and told me that her friend liked me and wanted me to go talk to her. I looked her up and down and said, “Damn, but I like you!” She said that she had a boyfriend but I still persisted. She ended up going back to where the friend was. About 10 minutes later the friend comes over and says my friend says if you like her then go over and talk to her. I’m thinking why don’t y’all just come speak for yourselves instead of sending each other over? So I looked her up and down and said, “Forget her. I like you!”

So she stayed at my side the rest of the night. She had a very bubbly personality. She ran it down to me how she used to be a bargirl but she changed. (I guess she means that she went freelance.) She kept asking me if I wanted to go to her place. I am always down to see how the working girls live when I am in other countries so I finally gave in. We took a motorbike taxi to her apartment which was about 10 minutes away. She kept warning me that maybe I would not think her apartment was clean. She said her friend from upstairs was in her apartment but when we got there she would tell her to get the fuck out. I was amazed at her English. She said that she had learned to speak it from music and movies but she could not read or write it. She said that her friend in the apartment speaks better English than her. We arrived at the room. She opened the door and her friend was sitting on the floor smoking a cigarette and watching TV. Lo and behold she did exactly what she said she would. She told the girl, “Get the fuck out!” Her apartment was so spotless that you could eat off the floor. I was amazed. She turned on the air conditioning and I chose a movie to put in while she went to shower. She showed me a stack of bootleg pornos and told me that that is how she learns about sex.

She was 20 years old at the time. She said that when she was 13 her father sold her to a guy from England. When she turned 18 she left the guy. From there she went to work at a bar. She met a guy from my state whom she married but he finally left her for another woman. When she took off her shirt there was a big tattoo of his name across her stomach. She gave probably the best performance that I have had in LOS. Even the head was magnificent. I fell right asleep like a newborn baby.

I woke up the next morning having to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] like a racehorse. I was thinking to myself I know my girl has been calling me. So I checked my cell phone which I had left on silent in my shoe and sure enough she had rang me twice. I told the girl who I was with that I had to leave because we had to get back to BKK. We exchanged numbers. We never discussed money previously but before I left she said don’t forget that I need something to go shopping with. I’m like oh shit I hope she doesn’t go berserk and want me to give her all kind of money. I remembered her telling me that her rent each month was 7000 baht. So I thought to myself she shouldn’t require too much for this one night in that case. I calmly reached in my stash and pulled out a 1000 baht bill. She was as happy as can be and thanked me. She went outside to get a motorcycle taxi for me.

As soon as I got to the hotel I called my main girl and acted like I had just woke up. She said she was on her way over. I went upstairs to eat breakfast while I was waiting for her. My wingman was already there with his catch for the night. He said that she didn’t even want money from him. She finally left and my girl arrived. I told her that we needed to go out and about because me and my wingman would have to get back to BKK soon. She decided to drive us to BKK herself. She stayed the night with me and forgot to call her boss to ask if she could have the next day off. I guess it was cool though because she is still doing real estate in Pattaya. After we showed her how to get on the expressway from Sukhumvit to go back to Pattaya I called up another non-pro to keep me company until it was time to go to the airport at 4am.

Three months have passed and the girl from Lucifer is still calling me at least once a week. She has never asked for anything. As a matter of fact she gets upset because I am usually busy so she thinks I do not want to talk to her. Little does she know that she is near top priority when I return in March.

The only pics that I am posting are of the first girl from Lucifer and of a girl that I like in my dentist office but claims she is lesbian and dating the other girl in the office.

Run Mann, Ekspat, much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced]

Run Mann, Ekspat, much appreciated.

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Never been to Thailand but hope to this summer. I find your reports and photos to be informative and entertaining. Its nice to see something pedestrian once in a while. Hope you feel better and look forward to more reports.

Slim

[QUOTE=Nvslim]Never been to Thailand but hope to this summer. I find your reports and photos to be informative and entertaining. Its nice to see something pedestrian once in a while. Hope you feel better and look forward to more reports.

Slim[/QUOTE]

Nvslim, you'll have a blast here. There are literally hundreds of bars, and thousands of ladies. I've been to a few islands in the Carribeans, Mexico, Phillipines, and Rio, and none of them compare, in my opinion, to what's available in Pattaya in terms of options. I tend to like women who have a little meat on their bones and, IMO, most of these girls ain't got enough meat to make a sandwich with, much less screw. But I've found enough to keep me satisfied.

thanks for the good ideas and good advice. Perhaps we'll roll it back a bit then. But it's still a good exercise to think of all the options!



[QUOTE=Mimonger]Bonzo1: WOW, thats some serious play money... good for you guys.

First a word of caution. That is some serious money to be throwing around in such a short time, please be carefull. That kind of money is going to draw attention, if not by other mongers, by the girls themselves. Plus there is the RUssian mafia and the dam Nigerians that have started to migrat to Bkk. It can be just as dangerous there, as it can be in Los Angeles.

I have two ideas. The first is you can hire 250 hot girls, get a film crew and tape a porn of M&M does 250 Thai chicks. :)

The second one is I would rent 1 or 2 buses, load them up with the girls and your friends... drive south (partying) from Bkk and get some nice hotel away from the city. Stay there for a night partying like there is no tomorrow... You can still get a sailboat and cruise to an island and be back to Bkk on day 3. If you guys are looking for a charity case, I'd be happy to join in :). What ever you do.. enjoy! M&M out[/QUOTE]

[quote=bonzo1]thanks for the good ideas and good advice. perhaps we'll roll it back a bit then. but it's still a good exercise to think of all the options![/quote]

renting out a set of high end hotel rooms, or a large condo, would be more practical than the boat thing.

other option, along those lines, rent out a large, high-end house. it will take some negotiating, as they aren't typically looking for one-night renters, but the market is extremely weak right now, so, for the right money, someone should go along. a house would give you a lot of privacy, and a lot of room (for catering, bedroom antics, etc). house with pool would be obligatory.

there is also a beach on the south end of ko larn - it only has one hotel - with enough advance, you could book the whole place (it is small, and cheap), and basically have your own private beach party, on an island - you could head there by speed boats, or on sail boat. the only downside - the hotel rooms are dumpy.

Soi 6, I appr. 3-rd bar on the lefthand side seen from the Beachroad , Pai 20,
small, small Titts, sweet smile. She comforts me very well on the sofa. Fast I clarify the monetary: 300 for the room and 700 THB for it.
Showering together. She has some doubts because of my big cock, but doubts are not allowed for the girls from the Soi6.
On the bed horny French kissing, body investigation and very close body contact. Her pussy became meanwhile somewhat damp.
BBBj - mmmh. Starting penetration without KY is tight , but it works.. Shagging very horny into this tight pussy. We fucking quite long enough. Then she announces however easy pain and I remove the condom and she gave me a very good BBBj.
Uuuups - I notices too late that I come; -)
The load was probably large and she garsp and spit some time. After I gave her 300 tip she was no longer mad at me. Cute little girl.

I visited her once more, with rather similar process.


footmassage: poing 41
a different experience.
My Bike had to be fixed in an outlying district of Pattaya , and had 1.5 h there to wait. So I go into the nearest shop – it was more a Hairdresser rather then a massage. But I was placed on a sofa and a lady starting with a footmassage.
My mistake: I didn´t fixed the price in advance. (The sister, she probably own the shop, charged me afterwards three times excessive price)
Poing speak very few English, I cannot speak Thai. The sister helped out and wanted also directly know, whether I am married whether I would have a lady here in Thailand etc.
I have tried to speak more with Poing. She is 41, look like 25, been expressing beautiful face, slim – in other words: a totty. Has no children!!! Thus a very unusual feature. I wanted to come to know her more. She told that she will start vacation soon and still has no concrete plans, what to do except some days family visit.
I am on vacation, she will start vacation – maybe I was at the right place at the right time. I try to make a date with her. The next day she would work to 21 o'clock and afterwards could meet we. But she was not quite sure and asked me to come again next afternoon, what I also made. We arranged ourselves to a common evening and a common night. That was clearly, in no uncertain terms. She came to the date (in time  ) and we had dinner.
In the beginning she wanted me to a party with her sisters. After the meal the whole start again. Up to this time no snogging or other touching.
That was the time for me to say good bye.


Met her at the BR
dae 21, horny session, with French kisses, however without BBBj. 500 THB plus 100 tip.

?? 20 small, Titts boosted ,
500 THB ST + 100 tip
I met her approx. Soi 13 and she had some doubts because of the Soi 9 where my hotel is.. not because of the long footpath, but she wanted to go clearly before me - she has a friend??. I had rather the impression that the areas are there divided and she went over the border. Anyway, we arrived together at the Soi 9.
Fuck persistent and pleasantly in a young and tight Pussi.
She does not much, she allow me to fuck her. No blaiming because of long duration, thick cock or so, but unfortunately also little action. She refuse to give me a BBBj, but jerking and stroking and licking my balls. Nice session to the reduce the pressure

Ben, 25, Beerbar beside the Chica boom, Soi17 far outside of the 3-rd road, 300 barfine, 1500 for LT.
That was experience, which contained so much adhesive for me. She speaks completely well English and even a few words in German. With 25 accordingly experienced and also like cuddling and laughs gladly. She likes to rule the things (so far I permit). Much kidding around and cuddling in bar. My proposal to the evening organization: first Sex and then dinner she gladly agree. Taxi to the hotel.
Shower together, extensive tendernesses, long persistent fucking. We are both horny and sexen intensively.
Dinner in a fish restaurant at the BR with Lifemusik (really good quality) and Ladyboydanceshow. Ben has a good hand for the funds spending. Later we are to a bar in the Walkingstreet, also Lifemusik. Good troop, which singer has me particularly well fallen. A song from Carol King she sang very good. During a self-composition I was bopping with Ben - oh, the life can be so beautiful.
A longer reservation of her services I have to refuse from monetary reasons. Altogether the evening and the night summarized to 6000 THB. That was worth it, but lies nevertheless clearly over my budget and thus remains it with this Lt.
In the hotel again long Sex before sleeping, which she would have gladly still expanded, I however due to physical exhaustion terminated. I had the clear ulterior motives, sufficient power for the morningsex. That was however not really horny. Her pussy didn´t become wet so it was onla a short fuck. Maybe it was because of the early morning hour. I started that day to Ko Chang.


From Ko Chang I have little to report. In White sand there are a few Beerbars with Ladies. In the next place also. But the sessions were low and the prices higher than in Pattaya.