Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Tomasb;1698078]Several weeks ago, I picked up a girl in a Bangkok club. We came back to my apartment and had very good sex though I noticed that she did not seem to get very wet for all the passion she was exhibiting. In fact, my condom had ripped at the top, which I attributed to her relative dryness. However, she indicated concern when she went to take the condom off and said something about seeing her doctor to make sure she was not pregnant.

Nevertheless, in the morning, when I had a better look at her in the hard light of day, I thought her facial feature seemed a bit manly. I also thought, upon further review, that her body did not look all that feminine. Finally, she left without asking for money -- almost a miracle in Bangkok.

But I have been wondering about all this. It's primarily that she did not seem to get very wet even after an extended period of DATY. Of course, I could be paranoid about it all and looking at the proverbial gift horse in the mouth. Her comments about seeing the doctor could have been legitimate. On the other hand, perhaps her comments were a ruse. In the end, I decided does it really matter? I have her number but unlikely I will do a repeat though my hand will have to wait.[/QUOTE]I've only had one pussy that I was suspicious about. Picked her up on WS hen I was a little faded and only began to have doubts when we got home. Some signs tell tale signs: voice a little deeper, and a little plasticky. Maybe even having some face surgery. But she was pretty short too and walked like a girl. Overall she was pretty hot. The pussy felt pretty normal, though she did use lube.

I did not repeat with her because she wasn't the best lay and because there are so many pussies to choose from in this great Mecca of poontang. That she may have been a post op doesn't bother me at all. But I am curious. I guess I'll never know, unless I run into her again.

[QUOTE=LifeIsABeach;1698456]When I was in Bangkok ten years ago, I recall the tuk tuk drivers outside hotel would take you to every jewelry and clothing store when you wanted to some where else. That's how I had a suit (Asian style) made and also some shirts tailored to a designer shirt I had. I have worn the suit once and it still fits. Wearing it for the second time later this year to a wedding. I love the quality of the cloth and tailoring.[/QUOTE]Uhmmm. I think LBM was being facetious.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1698437]The problem, in general, with pictures is that there is no frame of reference. Often when seen live it's far more obvious than when seen in pictures. They may be much taller than normal, abnormally (for a girl) large hands, funny-sounding voice, etc.[/QUOTE]Exactly. And even for me the pictures are not that hard to figure out. Guys have big ass heads and square shoulders. Live and in person it is really not hard to figure. LBs will try to whisper because if they speak loud it gives away their deep ass voice.

Last night I was talking with a friend who works at P72. She said the LBs in front of there have more money than the Pattaya P4P women. Many of them have cars. One rents a room at P72 on a daily basis at 1200/day and drops more than 30000 baht/month just for the room. The owner asked why not just get an apartment but the lb said he prefers a hotel. This particular one was dressed very nice in like a pants suit and not skimpy like the others who overcompensate.

My friend was saying she has watched the same one go out with 200 baht and at the end of the night have 8 or 10000 baht. As for chicks out there with them, there are a couple. Why? It's a real estate thing. Because all the lbs there go for more, then a lady standing among them can get more as well. So the ladies there are trying to pass themselves off as being lb. WTF?

Also sometimes the girls from Sensations agogo get into fights with them. The door girls lure the customers over to try to get them into the bar and sometimes the lb tries to steal the customer. I said yeah but the lb is a man. No problem. The Sensations girls gang up on them.

The police used to come 2 or 3 times/night to collect money from the lbs to let them do their thing. Since the military has taken over they have changed out the police so that is no longer done. And you see they have set up tables in front of Lucifer and at Soi 16 where the lbs used to make the most problems.

Finally, our bros from India may not be as cheap as everyone makes them out to be. She said that they pay the lbs the most. As soon as she told us that two walked up negotiating with the one she said has the room at the hotel. Interesting to say the least.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1698466] Finally, our bros from India may not be as cheap as everyone makes them out to be. She said that they pay the lbs the most. As soon as she told us that two walked up negotiating with the one she said has the room at the hotel.[/QUOTE]LOL, haven't I been saying so.

If the Go-Gos don't want 'them, many punters would rather splurge the dough on whoever is available on the streets. Still don't get the point of sharing rooms, I have never done so especially when out on a mongering trip.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1698466]
My friend was saying she has watched one go out with 200 baht and at the end of the night have 8 or 10000 baht. As for chicks with out there with them, there are a couple. Why? It's a real estate thing. Because all the lbs there go for more then a lady standing among them can get more as well. So the ladies there are trying to pass themselves off as being lb. WTF?
[/QUOTE]Yup, there is definitely a huge market for this sort of thing. Otherwise it wouldn't' exist. In reality us meat and potatoes guys that just want to get some real pussy may be in the minority. LOL.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1698246]Can anybody confirm whether the Music Festival is over and the market-stall blockade of Beach Road is finally lifted? Are the Beach Road girls back at their workplace? [/QUOTE]Thank God (or Buddha) it's all over now. Since yesterday everything is back to normal.

Crazy! I got 7 out 10 right. Scary, maybe average at best. But like others have said the pictures are a disadvantage. In person, height, voice, etc. could identify a couple more for me. But, there is that one out of ten that I will have to check ID to be sure. Maybe there is no sure way for some except for the lack of pussy muscles.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1698402]Do the test my friend and let us know your score; and be honest about it. My score was 9 out of 10 correctly.

[URL]http://www.bangkokdiaries.com/can-you-tell-the-difference-between-a-thai-lady-and-a-thai-ladyboy/[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FeelzGood;1698546]Crazy! I got 7 out 10 right. Scary, maybe average at best. But like others have said the pictures are a disadvantage. In person, height, voice, etc. could identify a couple more for me. But, there is that one out of ten that I will have to check ID to be sure. Maybe there is no sure way for some except for the lack of pussy muscles.[/QUOTE]Damn, I scored 5/10, and I thought I was good at spotting them.

Is it possible that the test is rigged? I thought all of them were LBs!

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[QUOTE=FeelzGood;1698546]In person, height, voice, etc. could identify a couple more for me. But, there is that one out of ten that I will have to check ID to be sure.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reminding me. I left that part out of my report. All of them have fake IDs that say they are female. The hotels will not turn them in to the police because if that happens then the police will force them to roll over on the person who makes all of the fake IDs. Why the hoteliers want to protect the fake ID person I do not know.

Hey fellow experts,

A bunch of 5 handsome guys to celebrate bachelors party in the most crazy and insane way. Can you guide me to the best club to pick up girls, how's the action these days firstly at Pattaya, Any specific places to go out to meet and pick girls like Uzbekistan, Thais.

Please guide us to for a epic few night sin Bangkok and Pattaya.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Mogwai;1698510]

... Since yesterday everything is back to normal....

[/QUOTE]This time the working Girls where on the beach. If they not believed that the Market would be same as before -and it wasn't -there was a lot of space for walking on the beach, because the market was both side of the road.

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1698557]Damn, I scored 5/10, and I thought I was good at spotting them.[/QUOTE]Another identification tip: focus on the hair. If it looks too perfect, or unnaturally flowing, or fake; it is likely a wig which is a dead giveaway.

SL.

I don't know how I managed but that's true.

With fake ID's, what's this world coming to? I guess if you play the game enough and you are unlucky, (or lucky for some who want it), it could happen to the most discriminating thrill seeker. I still think a dry pussy with no muscles, IS TO LATE FOR ME!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1698569]Thanks for reminding me. I left that part out of my report. All of them have fake IDs that say they are female. The hotels will not turn them in to the police because if that happens then the police will force them to roll over on the person who makes all of the fake IDs. Why the hoteliers want to protect the fake ID person I do not know.[/QUOTE]