28 Days in Pattaya: Day 12
I returned from Koh Larn on the first available ferry and got a room at Den Bar on Soi 1 for 500 Baht a night. I spent quite a bit of time chatting with expats Les, Clive and Dave; went on a "tour" with Clive and Dave to LK Metro and spent too much money to virtually no effect looking at coyote girls whose bar fines alone were well beyond what I was willing to pay for a roll in the hay. That said, the time spent with Clive and Dave was well worth it in terms of lessons learned. Afterward, on my own, at about midnight, I went to Beach Road and fucked big-tits but forgettable Yada (#7) for 700 Baht, then returned to Beach Road at around 3 o'clock, picked up and fucked the much more memorable, good looking and lively Cha (#8) for another 700 Baht (although all I had on me was 520 Baht: the rest of it was locked away in the hotel safe and conveniently inaccessible), so after we were done, I emptied my pockets and paid her the 520 Baht and promised that I'd find her and pay her the other 200 Baht another day. I don't think she ever expected to see me make good on the promise, but I eventually did. It was interesting to note the event that made Cha decide to go with me even though I only had 520 Baht in my pocket: it was the arrival of the police. They apparently sweep Beach Road about three times a night and extract 100 Baht from the girls they find. As soon as the girls spot the police, they hustle across the road in great numbers and hide until the police pass. One such sweep occurred while I was talking with Cha and her reluctance to give it up for a certain 520 Baht turned into eagerness. Tally by the end of Day 12? Fourteen fucks in total spread across eight women.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 13
I spent the first part of the morning chatting with Nit, a nice looking but somewhat older woman who ran the bar at the Den Bar. She told me she had never been "fined" and since I had taken a liking to her, I tried to fine her. The owner Les said no, pointing out the if she left, he'd have to run the bar: made perfect sense as I thought about it, so I just gave her 300 Baht as a kind gesture. In a similar spirit of generosity, and knowing that she got off a 9 o'clock, I asked Nit if she liked movies and found she hadn't been to a cinema in 10 years so I offered to take her to a movie when she finished work. I had in mind a simple date and a nice outing. I certainly didn't plan to fuck her. My plan was to treat her to a nice time, say goodbye to her at around midnight, then go prowl along beach Road where I'd had success twice the night before. That was my plan for the night. As for the afternoon, Clive persuaded me to go to Soi 6. For the first time in my life, I took some Kamagara (a Viagara-like product in jelly form that you ingest) and tried Lek (#9) for 1,300 Baht. The prick performed; she faked three orgasms trying to get me to come, but then she started to get frosty after 30 minutes into a 60 minute session. This is understandable: Soi 6 girls prefer guys who blow their loads quickly. Since they get hammered so often, they prefer in any given session to get hammered as little as possible; hence their preference for guys who come quickly and faked orgasms on their part are all part of the plan to get guys to come. Unfortunately for Lek, with or without Kamagara I can often last a very long time, but once she started to get frosty, I started to lose interest and pulled out after plowing her for quite a while. She wanted to try and get me off with a hand job, but her technique was dreadful and all her pulling and tugging did was make me want to get out of there so I paid her the money and gladly left. When I got back to Den Bar, Nit had decided that she wanted me to take her and two friends dancing instead, plus she wanted me to buy her some shoes. I told her I only had 2,000 left, so she decided to blow me off. As the old saying goes, no good deed goes unpunished. Not long afterward, I got into a weird verbal tiff with one of the other Den bar guests, which brought me to the conclusion that my time at Den Bar was over and that I would move on the next morning. The night then took a very weird turn. I went to Beach Road at around 9 o'clock, met a nice looking girl named Pung who spoke good English. We agreed to 1,500 Baht "long time". With the time pressure relieved by going "long time", I then took her to a movie (as I had originally planned to do with Nit from the Den Bar), ate, returned and had an absolutely great fuck (10.1). I lasted forever but never came. She came many times. Thailand throws many curve balls. Sometimes it seems to throw nothing but curve balls. Tally by Day 13: Fifteen fucks spread among 10 girls including two new ones today (Lek and Pung). The Or fiasco is a fading memory.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 14
Well, as of today, the trip is half over. After my good luck last night running into Pung, and figuring I might have found a girl that I might like to spend a few days with, I decided to go back to Chaba Hut on Soi Buakhao and take a room for seven days at a reduced rate of 700 Baht a night. Leaving Pung to sleep and gather her strength after last night's exercise, I got up early to arrange this. I then returned to the Den Bar, woke up Pung and had more great sex (#10.2). She went to her flat to gather some things and returned late but then we had more great sex (#10.3). Afterwards, we went to a Thai club but she wouldn't dance. I found out later that night that it was because her period was coming on. I was undecided what to do, whether to keep her around waiting for the period to pass (because there are ways other than intercourse to have sexual fun) or to let her go. It really all depended on her mood. Some girls are brought low by a period. Other girls are hardly affected mood-wise. As I was to learn the next day, Pung was heavily affected. Too bad: I had planned to spend the next few days with Pung for the girlfriend experience but that was not to be: another course correction was going to be needed. My tally at the midway point: eighteen fucks spread among ten different girls. I was starting to learn to roll with the punches and I was also continuing to learn that it is almost never too late in the night to get lucky in Pattaya. The second half of the vacation would prove this to be true in spades!
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 15
I had hoped that Pung's period would still leave her interested in playing in ways other than direct fucking, but it brought her low so she left with a 500 Baht bonus on top of the agreed-upon priced of 1,500 Baht (and it should have been more based on the fact that I had been paying the lovely but lame Or 2,000 Baht a day "long time" I might see Pung again: she was the most articulate, thoughtful, kind-hearted great fuck I have had yet on this trip. Each day I carve out about 4,500 Baht in spending money, so after paying Pung, I was down to about 2,000 Baht for the day. I went to Beach Road mid-afternoon to add to the notch count. Near Walking Street (which is a long way from Chaba Hut on Soi Buakhao) I got Bo (#11) for 500 Baht plus 120 for a grungy "short-time room" on Soi 1. I've never been in anything like it before. It was a dusty, dirty bare bones affair. After screwing Bo, I kicked around a bit, doing nothing really. By about 4 o'clock, I was down to about 1,300 Baht for the day. I had lines on two girls on Thai Friendly, one of whom I wanted to take to a movie, but instead I went with Naja from Thai Friendly for 1,500 "long time" (plus taxi fare of 200). To my chagrin, she arrived late but when she got there we had a mighty fuck (#12), with me bringing her to an orgasm first with my tongue and then twice in our one session with my cock. Afterwards we had a good long talk. During the course of the conversation, I came to the view that Naja might be a good one to book for a couple of days and we sketched out plans to that effect. Then we slept together, which was very nice. I definitely prefer the togetherness that a "long time" arrangement provides after a good fuck. Unfortunately, we only fucked once that night bu I wasn't worried because my intention was to wake up and fuck her a couple of ties the next morning. Trip tally to date: twenty fucks in fifteen days spread over twelve girls including two new ones today (Bo and Naja).
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 16
I had stomach pains most of the night and the air conditioner made a constant snapping sound so I slept poorly. Then Naja left early so we didn't fuck. I spent most of the day waiting for Naja to return. She kept me waiting and waiting, and I kept sending her message after message on Line, then claimed that she had tried to contact me at 7 o'clock and I had not answered (although there was no record on my phone of a missed call) so she said she had gone out with "friends" to Jomtien but could meet me at 10 o'clock. I was in no mood to be strung along again so I told her to stay with her "friends". I suspect this was simply code for another customer. At this point I was not happy. I had wasted almost the whole day waiting for Naja's promised return and then she flaked. I spent the next few hours chatting up a Soi Buakhao bar girl and spent 420 Baht in the process without success. Then I wandered down a side street off Soi Buakhao and got talked into a massage with Pam that drained me of 900 Baht but produced no fuck: not smart on my part.
By midnight, I still had not gotten laid and was down to 1,200 Baht for the day, which I figured would buy me nothing worth having, or so I thought, but then I went to Beach Road, found Cha who I'd fucked on Day 12, paying her 520 Baht instead of the 700 Baht she'd asked for because that was all the cash I had in my pockets at the time. Well, I paid her the 180 Baht that I owed her from Day 12, then took her to Hot Tuna to watch a band, then we went back to my place and I got Cha to fuck me for 700 Baht. I had forgotten what a wonderful body she has: tits, ass, legs, waist. Posture, in addition to an active mind and a determined spirit plus pretty good English. Unfortunately, despite all of those positive attributes, there was no real passion in the fuck tonight. It was nice, however, that she slept over. Trip tally to date: twenty-one fucks spread over twelve different women in sixteen days.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 17
Naja has agreed to come over at 3 o'clock for a swim, etc. I bought a fifty pack of Kamagara, which should easily see me through the rest of the trip. With Naja, we'll see if we can recapture the magic of out first night: going to try for an afternoon and an evening fuck. As Robbie Burns once wrote "The best laid schemes o' mice an' men / Gang after agley".
Late afternoon and still no Naja, but Pung called asking if she could come over and wasn't too happy when told I had other plans. I may have chosen unwisely.
I went for a Thai massage: the best one yet, and made "eyes" with another masseuse. I spent most of the day waiting for Naja to show but she flaked. By about 8 o'clock I was down to 1,760 Baht left for the evening, but what a night I was to have! First, I tried to pick up a beer bar girl who couldn't speak English and wanted 1,500 plus a bar fine of 400 Baht. I wasted 400 Baht there: very discouraged. Then I went to Beach Road. On the way, I stopped to talk to Nit, the masseuse I'd made "eyes" with earlier in the day, and we made a date to dance at midnight. I continued to Walking Street and found Jeab and her sister. I could have had them both (and should have done so) but I took Jeab back to the room and fucked her (#13) for 700 Baht. She was a great fuck. I gave her the rose that I had bought for Naja.
Then I met Nit at 1 o'clock with two friends, went to a disco and danced. The friends left and we stayed. When we got home, I asked if she wanted to come up to my place for a massage. She agreed and we fucked and fucked (#14.1 and #14.2), so much so that the bed (which was on wheels) moved right across the room from one wall to the other! I happened to check the clock and know that we had been at it for over an hour. An awesome couple of fucks!
Trip tally so far: Twenty-four fucks in seventeen days spread across fourteen women including two new women today (Jeab and Nit).
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 18
When we woke up, Nit and I fucked twice again (#14.3 and #14.4), and again we made the bed move across the floor. My legs cramped from the exertion: we must have been at it for 45 minutes. I asked her if she came and she said that she did, many times both the night before and in the morning. She is ravenous. She loves to kiss. She loves to be on top, and she loves to have her nipples sucked while she's on top. An hour later and my legs are still shaking. On the way out, she asked for money and I gave her 1,000 Baht. I'll know later if that was far too little. I hope not, but I'm planning to go back to her shop for a Thai massage and she'll get a 500 Baht tip: I'm hoping for a repeat tonight. I also plan to go after another Beach Road girl before Nit gets off work at midnight.
Opps: Thailand has blind-sided me again. Nit is having problems with her son and a friend has arrived so we won't be getting together tonight after all. I've decided that I'm done with Naja and Pung. Bowl problems caused me to sleep most of the afternoon. Then I went to Beach Road where a big music festival was underway and spied Cha again. I'd fucked her twice before on Day 12 and Day 16. We agreed on 1,500 Baht for the night with swimming in the morning, to which she agreed, also promising me a massage. I got her home and she gave me a useless massage, after which I found her uninterested in doing anything to please me and trying to weasel out of the swimming promise. I had soon had too much of this nonsense so I chased her away for 300 Baht. Lesson: do Beach Road girls once.
I then wandered down to Walking Street and watched Lam Morrison play guitar at the Hot Tuna Bar. Then I went to Marine disco and danced for two hours with what I thought was a girl. It was great fun. We eventually agreed on 1,000 Baht for the night and left, but before we'd walked too far I asked just to make sure she wasn't a ladyboy and found out that she was. On that note we parted ways. It was now about 3 o'clock and I met tiny 26 year old Ann on Beach Road, brought her home and fucked her (#15) for 600 Baht. She came twice, once with her own fingers and once on my cock and said I was good. I finished the day as the sun came up. Trip tally so far: Twenty-seven fucks in the course of eighteen days spread over fifteen different girls including tiny little Ann today.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 19
I got up at around 11 o'clock. I planned to get a massage from Nit and tip her 500 Baht but she said she's leaving town to attend to her son. But wait: Nit is coming over at 3 o'clock to give me a massage in my room. She turned up pretty much on time. She fucked me ferociously (#14.5), just like the first time, maybe even too ferociously so for my taste. I like to vary the pace. She seems to like to increase it relentlessly. She said she came many times, and again we moved the bed halfway across the room. I came once, face to face, between her legs, going slow. Later I was supposed to meet her and a friend down at the beach. I should have ducked that one. When I got down to Beach Road, we spoke again and I thought we arranged a meeting place. I got to the meeting place and waited nearly an hour. I sent message after message, and tried calling. Eventually she called and told me she was sitting in another place. Then I had to foot the bill for pizza for her and two friends, then we parted without a kiss. Strange! She's going to her home tomorrow, returning Tuesday and wants to get together then. Maybe, but after that strange "date" I think it'll be more Beach Road girls instead.
Beach Road girls have been very good for me until now. After Nit and I parted I spied a 23 years old, name of Pha or something, who spoke nearly no English, was rail thin (which was appealing to me) who looked lively as she danced to a street band. She wanted 1,000 Baht, to which I agreed. Back we walked to my room, the massage started, and the turnover revealed a beautifully haired pussy, nearly nonexistent tits, and bad breath, all of which would have been OK if she wasn't starfish-like, doing nothing to bring me to attention. I eventually stuffed it in semi-soft. It popped back out. She made a joke of it. I wasn't amused and told her it wasn't going to happen. She seemed shocked and offered a hand-job. I told her to go slow and, with the help of some oil and coaching, my member arose. We then fucked for about 10 minutes. She seemed to enjoy it somewhat, coming alive, panting and drawing me close, but for me it was a mechanical act of fucking someone about one-third my age: nothing more. I was glad when it was over and, frankly, at one point, I was more than prepared to give her the 1,000 Baht just to get her to leave.
Dejected I had 460 Baht left for today with which I panned to get a beer and have a smoke. I decided to stop at a bar with a hot Laotian. One thing led to another and soon we were kissing. It didn't take long to blow through 460 Baht so I ran back to the room for another 1,000 Baht. I blew through that in another 90 minutes, with hotter kissing and dancing to boot. How much did she want for the night? 1,500 Baht. Deal. Back we went to my room at about 4 o'clock where we played for a while, slept for a while, then played, then slept, then played and slept (just as I like it) until she left around 2:30 in the afternoon the next day. By that point we'd fucked furiously twice and done all manner of other things to boot and, of course, we'd made the bed move across the floor. Unfortunately, I never did get her name.
Tally so far? Thirty-one fucks spread among seventeen different girls including the lame Pha and the smoking hot Laotian on Day 19.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 20
I am feeling edgy because time is slipping away: today will be the 20th day of my 28 day trip.
Using Agoda, I booked a place on Walking Street called the Walking Street Guest House which proved to be excellent, but also very hard to find. Having been up very late the night before, I really didn't start the search for today's girls until around 7 pm. First, I stopped by my Laotian friend's bar. She wasn't there but I got talking to the girl who worked the cash, then tried to bar fine her but she blew me off; spent 500 Baht there. Then I played pool for two hours with what turned out to be a ladyboy so I walked away from "her" having blown another 500 Baht. I then went down to the beach and saw Wan (who I'd fucked (#4. 1) on Day 5). I'd seen her many times and she always called me "Darling". This time she went on and on about how she needed money so, feeling generous, I asked if she wanted to come back to my room for "long time" 1,500 Baht. She comes back. She starts acting weird, suspicious of every sound (and of course there are lots of sounds coming from Soi Buakhao). We get down to business. She comes like thunder to my tongue. We fuck for a while (#4. 2) but then I go soft. I'm not worried: it'll come back. We watch TV. Out of the blue, she gets fussy about the air conditioner: it must be off. OK, I turn it off. Then she's too hot "inside" and must leave. I give her 300 Baht to leave. She leaves. I'm pissed off. Then 40 minutes later she calls, saying that she no longer feels hot "inside" and wants to come back. I guess the prospect of making only 300 Baht and losing the remaining $1,200 Baht didn't appeal. Too late Wan, we're done.
Before it was a guideline, but now it's a rule: never the same Beach Road girl twice. Cha was great the first time and lame the second. Wan was great the first time and lame the second. Pattaya had taught me yet another lesson. More were in store.
I still had lots of money and it was early (for Pattaya) so I went out and played pool with a tiny little thing from a bar right ext door to Chaba Hut. She danced like a vixen and had one of the most exotic faces I've even seen but she was cold toward me. Depressed, I went walking. It was about 2:30. Most of the Buakhao bars were closed, but from one bar a girl named Yoyo called me to one and, with money still in my pocket, I decided to join her. What a great decision: I sat with her and a girl friend and a guy called Max and talked. Around 3:30 I asked Yoyo if she wanted to spend the night. I offered 1,000 Baht. She countered with 1,500. I agreed. She was a fit 30 year old. She worked out and it showed. Fantastic thighs. Taut belly. She was awesome in the sack (#18.1), coming multiple times to my tongue and cock (about which she was very complimentary and appreciative). She got a laugh out of the bed moving across the floor. "Good for you?" I asked. "Sabai sabai" she said with a sigh. Good indeed: it is so nice to enjoy a woman who genuinely enjoys making love. I didn't come, but that didn't matter to me. She'd enjoyed herself, so I enjoyed myself. We went to slept as to sun rose. The next morning I arranged for a late checkout, after a little coyness, we went at it again (#18.2) and this time we came together. We seemed to click on many levels and I asked her if she'd be interested in getting together with me for a day trip to Koh Larn and maybe some afternoon fun. She was the best in bed so far, by far.
Trip tally: Thirty-four fucks in twenty days spread among eighteen different girls over the course of twenty days.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 21
Once Yoyo had left, I moved to the Walking Street Guest House, right across from Lucifer's. It took a long time to find the place but the room is nice and the price is right at 700 Baht a night. Early evening I went to Beach Road and found Pung: very attractive. She asked for 700 Baht "short time". She looked so good, spoke such good English and seemed so nice that I went "off plan" (of two "short time" fucks a day) and offered her 2,000 Baht "long time", to which she agreed. Walked back, got the action going with me giving her a massage which she liked. Then I discovered that she doesn't like to kiss and she doesn't her pussy licked to the point of orgasm: too sensitive. OK, so I went soft since I really like those things, but then I got hard again and started fucking her (#19) which she seemed to enjoy based on the sounds she was making. With Kamagara, I was long and hard and, since I often don't come anyway, the "in and out" lasted a long time. This frustrated her: she wanted me to come (just like I wanted her to come), partly because her legs were getting tired and partly because she wasn't used to someone my size. When I heard that she was hurting, I withdrew. I'm not into pain, either mine or theirs. One thing led to another and we agreed that she would leave with 800 Baht.
Interesting: Just a few hours before, Yoyo raved about the size of my cock and how it felt inside her and how I was able to last and last. Those were the very things that Pung didn't like. As of 9:40 in the evening, I still had 2,400 Baht for the day. As I had mentioned in an earlier report, I set aside about 4,500 Baht for the day. That way, I am conscious of my self-imposed budget limits. By 12:25 am I was down to 1,800 Baht. I spent the rest buying drinks for Go Go girls I couldn't afford to bar fine or fuck: a silly waste of time and money. I then headed out to Marine disco and danced for about two hours. I then left, ready to declare defeat and got enticed by a girl on Walking Street who offered 1,00 Baht "short time". Wanting a notch and with money to spare, I said yes, When we got to the room, she wanted the money upfront, which is not how it's done in Thailand. Suspicious. I balked. "Leave" I said. Eventually she revealed that she was a ladyboy. Ah ha! That is why she wanted the money up front: the same trick was played on me in the Philippines. "Out" I said. "I spent time with you, I must be paid 1,000 Baht" she said. I gave her 90 Baht. She left. Day done, at 4:19 .
Trip tally: Thirty-five fucks in 21 days spread across nineteen girls including first-timer Pung today.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 22
Largely a wasted day so far: I went to a movie in the afternoon, avoiding a rain storm which flooded the streets, then went to a bar on Second Road and wasted 500 Baht on two cute sisters who had no interest in me. Nit, my masseuse friend and voracious fuck bunny with whom I made the bed move across the room in Chaba Hut a few days ago, says she wants to meet, but it is now almost nine and I have heard nothing from her. Nung (from Thai Friendly) says she wants to talk tonight by phone but is unwilling to travel to Pattaya: connection with her will likely be more complicated than it's worth. I expect I'll end up either with Nit tonight (expecting tension and baggage based on our last encounter) or at Beach Road. The latter would be less complicated and probably also cheaper.
At this point, the one I might go out of my way to see is Sirina from Thai Friendly, her and Yoyo. Unfortunately Sirina is located in Bangkok and I'm not really willing to take the risk of going all the way to Bangkok on the off chance that we might hit it off. We mesh well using an application called Line, but things might be different face-to-face. I've asked Yoyo if we can be together again but have heard nothing. I hold out little hope. So far, I've had 34 fucks with 19 different women in 21 days, which is not bad, and I've made many mistakes from which I have learned a lot (and will make more), but the truth is that I am not happy. I see lots of guys no better looking than me (and often much worse looking) with better looking girls fawning all over them. Looking just at the numbers, I'm doing OK but I had expected to do better.
Eventually Nit called and I took her to a late movie. She had returned by bus that day from her home town and was battling stomach issued, so she wasn't in a very good frame of mind for a date. That said. It seems that the magic is gone. After the show, she went her way, I mine. We parted with a wave, not a kiss.
My way back to Walking Street took me to Beach Road and Orn, who offered me a massage and "boom boom" for 800 Baht. Agreed. Walked back and got started. Nice massage. My massage got her going too and without prompting she started to gently play with herself. As she got nearer, I lifted her legs in the air and brought my tongue into action, which brought on a long, loud orgasm. We then started to fuck (#20) and, unfortunately, I came after only about seven minutes. Unusual for me, and better than not coming, I suppose, but I was disappointed in my own performance. As for Orn's performance, I have nothing but good things to say.
I still had money left so I went to a disco and started dancing with a lady named Bee who was quickly all over me. I spent too much on drinks, then agreed to "long time" for 1,500 Baht. Went back to the room and fucked Bee (#21) but didn't come. Nor did she. She did, however, like the way I licked her pussy. She left just shy of 7 am, so in the end I paid too much for a single fuck. She claims she's interested in going to Koh Larn, but we'll see. With her, I think once was enough. Last night, there were lots of pretty ladies on Beach Road.
Tally so far: Thirty-seven fucks in twenty-two days spread across twenty-one different girls including two first-timers today: Orn and Bee.
28 Days in Pattaya: Day 23
Booked into the Beverly which caters to tourists from India. The Beverly supposedly charges 300 Baht for a visitor. In my case it did not happen. Went to Koh Larn today on a day trip: slim pickings. Who knows what the night will hold. At the start of the evening I still had 4,200 Baht left for the day! Went to see a sex show and burned through about 600 Baht there for no good reason: they are really very dull. A checklist item. I won't repeat.
Went walking on Beach Road: some good talent and a lot that is not. Picked one of the best ones. Her name was Bao or Dao or something like that. She wanted 1,000 Baht and was insistent on one hour only. That was a bit of a turn-off but she did offer to kiss and she said that she sometimes came so I decided to give her a go. Got back to the room and found she had very nice soft big tits, but since I was on the clock, the sensual massage that I gave to her was not to my usual standards, meaning that she didn't get very worked up, meaning that I didn't get hard. She liked the tongue action but didn't come. It took some coaxing but eventually I stiffened and was inside her (#22) for over ten minutes. I was close to coming a few times but held off, waiting for her to get excited. I could feel her orgasm start to build but my legs were getting very tired and just as she got close, they gave out and I had to stop. She wasn't the kind of "working girl" that was going to give me time to recover so I called it quits with neither her coming nor me. Not my finest work. Probably not hers either. She was probably the best looking girl I've been with, but it was a soulless fuck. I was surprised to learn that she likes Indians the best: they come quick. Easy work she called it.
It is now about 1 o'clock, which is early by Pattaya standards. I still have 2,520 Baht. I expect I'll go back out and dance, budgeting 1,500 for the girl and 1,000 for the drinks. As it turned out, I should have taken more for the drinks!! Went to iBar and Insomnia: what an amazing place. It was packed to the gills on both levels. The girls were stunning and they far outnumbered the guys. How could a guy miss? Well I missed a time or two. I moved around the dance floor hoping for indicators of interest. Hundreds of girls on the prowl for falangs and nothing. At last I thought I found a very pretty one and bought the girl a drink, and one for her friend too. Between my three drinks and their two, I'd blown through my 1,000 Baht drink reserve. I would have had more in reserve except for the 600 Baht I blew on the stupid sex show. The rest of my cash was at the hotel.
Dejected, I went downstairs and moved over to a corner, intending to have an smoke and a drink before retiring. Instead, I found myself on the periphery of a party led by two Ukrainians. For a while, I watched their girls dance seductively. Getting frustrated, I went to leave and one of the girls started grinding into me. She was sexy as hell. She danced brilliantly and without inhibition. We danced like that, grinding, for twenty minutes. She threw in more than a few wet kisses too, and wrapped my hands onto her belly. It got to the point where my legs started cramping. I took a small break, then she started dancing again with more wet kisses. I had bought her no drinks, being out of money, but I asked if she wanted to leave and to my surprise she said yes. Talk about pulling a rabbit out of my hat!
Unfortunately, she and her friends wanted to dance for one more hour at the Candy Shop. Out of money, I knew this was trouble. She asked for a drink. I reached into my pocket and came up short. A fellow next to me covered the cost. I told her I was going to get more money and asked her to wait. I got lost for a while on the side streets leading to my hotel but eventually made my way back. I tried to repay the fellow who helped me. Then I spied her on the dance floor, tight with another guy, younger and more built than me. We made eye contact. I was hoping she'd wave me over. She didn't. They soon left. Soon after that, I left; angry and disappointed. I had invested nothing in her except fleeting emotion but it hurt. Lesson: pack enough ammunition. In the end, wasting 600 Baht on the lame sex show cost me what I'm pretty sure would have been one absolutely awesome fuck. I'm heading to bed. It is nearly 6 o'clock. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Four days left. Fucking hell!
Trip tally: Thirty-eight fucks in total with twenty-two different women including newbie Dao today spread over twenty-three days.
