Cartagena Reports

Arrived from PTY with no hassles. The President's Club at Tucomen is hidden quite well - it's near Gate 20.

Got to the apartment 30 minutes after touching down - 10 minutes for passport control, 10 minutes to get my luggage, have it X-Rated and have the guy open it up & do a cursory look-feel, then 10 minutes to town. Checked in with the front desk guy, again no issues.

But that's where things went downhill for awhile. Have the key, go to the elevator & push "8". Nothing happens. Then I push the open button. Nothing happens. Three or four minutes later - thinking one of my keys must be used to activate the elevator controls & I give up & pick up the phone. It's damned hot in there & I'd hate for them to find my corpse the next time somebody checks in. Gotta push "9". Makes sense, huh? Go to 9 & drag my luggage down to 8. There's two obvious locks on the door. It's still quite caliente. Neither key works. The landing isn't the best lit place in the world. I think I'm going to have to go back downstairs, then I see a third keyhole below the handle. Voila! I'm in.

Hotter inside than out. Find the two A/C units & get 'em cranked up. Check the fridge & it's warm. Find the switch (inside) & get it cranked up. Still hotter'n hell. No way to figure out the electronic safe. Get unpacked & head to a mercado to stock up on simple things. Three hours later the rooms are bearable but if you go outside it'll take you 30 minutes once you get into the apartment to quit sweating. No remote for the TV. Only two flat pillows, a sheet & two flatter towels. I'm beginning to doubt the wisdom of my decision of staying in an apartment.

7:30 or so & Juan shows up. Yes, he's a genuinely nice guy, quite fluent in english. Teaches me how to use the safe. Gets me two more towels & two more pillows, offers advice on dinner & the area & gives me his cell number & his home number. Calling his cell from the apartment is long distance; calling his home & leaving a message is not. Go figure. And he finds the remote that works in the living room (the bedroom remote is DOA).

Anyway....turns out LDV is a five minute walk from the apartment (Playa Mar #802).

Make a couple more trips outside to the shop & pharmacy (two doors down towards the Hilton). Obvious SWs outside. The "pssssts" start to sound like Tijuana's alley. A few touts offered chicas. And on an aggravating side, had two phone calls to the room offering the same.

'Bout 9:30 I head to the casino next door to LDV. The most uncomfortable chairs for playing blackjack I've ever seen in my entire life. Cute little gal sits next to me a few times & promtly loses her money.

10 & I go next door. It's relatively quiet but certainly adequate. 8 - 10 girls there with more arriving every minute. Who do I see but the gal that was playing BJ. She comes over and we grab-ass a little. Her english is much better than my spanish. We disagree on the value of her company but finally settle on a number that's higher than recommended on this board. Maybe it's the cost of doing business in a non-native tongue. Or maybe I'm just not hard-ass enough.

Head back to the apartment. She's 29. Far from being a stunner but I guess what attracted me most was her smile & laugh and the fact we could communciate in english a bit. I bought a brand-new bottle of Colombian aguardiente just in case. Nothing for her. Performance couldn't have been better. A little DATY and she comes rather quickly. The signs are obvious. A few minutes later and round two DATY end with the same results. My turn. She shows great attention with one of the best bbbjs in my feeble recollection. Then she moves where I can play with her ass, then finally to 69 with a wonderful CIM. Overall an excellent experience. Maria Claudia gives me her number but I'm torn with finding the elusive cheaper/better tonight or going back with a sure thing.

I'll post a few photos later.

/Dan D.

i heard about the dead 8 on the elevator through the grapevine. fortunately i live on 9. i'll be back home next week after a summer in the states. that elevator is going to be replaced. i had hoped it would have been done over the summer.

listen to some of the calls on the street. claudia(viviana), milena, alba, and sandra among others patrol the streets in laguito. they are all happy with 60k for an hour and provide good service. claudia is really outstanding in the oral department.

i also recommend a couple of morenas, rocio and yusleides.

After reviewing this Cartegena thread, I am rather disappointed that I cant find any reference to any relatively cheap casas/brothels that cost in the 30k COP range for a half hour FS session, similar to what I got in Medellin and Cali. Is CTG different from these places?

My problem is that I have been visiting casas in Ecuador and now Cali/Medellin and paying only about $10 to 13 USD a pop, for a quickie session. And almost all have been with little gems too.

If anyone can advise me on a suitable casa in Cartegena with the above (or near) prices I would be quite appreciative. Thanks, Franga

Does anyone know how to get into Cartagena without using a passport?

Can you get in with a D.L. and US Birth Certificate

I would like to go again, but my lawyer recommended i not go because of possible arrest for possible paternity action/non-support. Wondering if anyone has any ideas? I had alot of fun fucking the girls over the years in Cartagena. Unfortunately a girl from Med. says I knocked her up and is trying to get money from me (this was after she had a negative preg test and a period when with me)

Anybody got an extra passport? Or a country that will issue a new one for me?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dan D Dick]But that's where things went downhill for awhile. Have the key, go to the elevator & push "8". Nothing happens. Then I push the open button. Nothing happens. Three or four minutes later - thinking one of my keys must be used to activate the elevator controls & I give up & pick up the phone.... There's two obvious locks on the door. It's still quite caliente. Neither key works. The landing isn't the best lit place in the world. I think I'm going to have to go back downstairs, then I see a third keyhole below the handle. Voila! I'm in.

Hotter inside than out. Find the two A/C units & get 'em cranked up. Check the fridge & it's warm. Find the switch (inside) & get it cranked up. Still hotter'n hell. No way to figure out the electronic safe. Get unpacked & head to a mercado to stock up on simple things. Three hours later the rooms are bearable but if you go outside it'll take you 30 minutes once you get into the apartment to quit sweating. No remote for the TV....I'm beginning to doubt the wisdom of my decision of staying in an apartment.[/QUOTE]DDD, I had almost the same exact problems that you had upon arrival. In said same elevator, when I was there, it had a '10' for the '1' button, and took me a day to figure that one out. Juan locks up the apartment and shuts everything down if it's not being rented, but he is quick to respond to your requests. I finally got everything going, including hot water for the shower (in the room behind the kitchen). Didn't realize that the AC only worked by remote control in the bedroom, duh. By this time, I expect that you have settled in and things are going well.

I really liked #802, stayed there for a couple of weeks, felt like home after a while, which one would never experience in a hotel. And a home to bring home chicas for your pleasure. I'd stay there again.

Take Tom 33's sage advice and make some donations to the street chicas. I was with 3 of those ladies, and had wonderful experiences with them.

Mr. Gonzo - thanks for the info....I'd probably still be walking down to the lobby every time from floor 2!

Spent most of the day on the computer doing my homework....

Head to the casino @ 9:30. Play the little red 5000COP chips and am up about $40 US by 11 PM.


Walk next door to LDV and am really overwhelmed at the girl:guy ratio. And more gals keep coming in. True, most are younger than my daughter - which proves quite problematic to my mental health. And 9 out of 10 are staring at me trying to solicit a smile - either because I'm ruggedly handsome or because there aren't many guppies in the bar yet. Still not quite sure which. [that's a joke!]

I finally settle on a trim gal with a huge rack. She's been dancing to her own beat since I got there and is genuinely enjoying herself while the others are moping when they don't see me looking. I resign myself to the fact that she's sure to have a rock-hard boob job but she seems genuinely happy so I invite her to my table (I had abandoned the bar because they were closing in on me from all sides).

Damned if she doesn't speak a bit of english - my lucky night. She chastizes me for not being more proficient with spanish. I like this gal already. I buy her a drink (gotta support LDV) and tip the waiter well. We negotiate a price less than the previous night. I may be a slow learner but at least I can still learn a little bit.

We walk the two blocks back to the apartment & we're both sweaty. Get into the apartment & find some music on MTV or the latin equivalent & she starts doing a strip tease for me. She's 29, one child and quite fit. More important is that smile. The bra's still on and those titties are a jigglin'. What a pleasant surprise. Finally she's nekkid & we head to the shower. She pulls out a well-used plastic shower cap & I open my suitcase & give her a half dozen from the PTY Marriott. You'd have thought I gave her a hundred dollars.

Couple of showers later & we're on the bed. I slide onto my knees at the side and reach to open her legs. She lit up like a Christmas Tree. You'd think they never get a little DATY. Within 2 - 3 minutes she's convulsing in a powerful orgasm & is sopping wet. Fast gal.....I wish I had that effect on all of 'em.

Nine times out of ten I prefer a good blowjob to the 'ol in & out. Maybe it's because I'm lazy, maybe it's because I like to watch so much. Whatever. MiLena was great! Combination CIM and finish on the tits. And she was having a really good time and never stopped smiling. Great gal!

Highly recommended. Unfortunately she wasn't keen on nude photos but I'll post the others in a day or so.

Lesson learned: The girls really appreciate small bottles of mouthwash. Two for two were rinsing their mouths with shampoo afterwards! Both were happy for the Marriott freebies.

So far I've been much happier here than Panama City. In all areas except the lack of a Marriott, but I'm starting to get into the swing of it with Juan's apartment. It does have benefits it's just that old habits are hard to break.

So little time, so many options. Will it be street girls tonight or LDV or something new? I suspect I'll have to go for a bit of chemical support & see if I'm up to more than one a day...


/Dan D.

Without commenting on your predicament I have two comments for what you want to do.

1) My opinion only, but if you borrow or otherwise try to use a passport not yours I suspect you'll have a very bad time.

2) Why don't you just change your name? A couple hundred dollars & you can get a legal name change that you can either let people know about or not.... Then send the documents to the passport center & you've got a passport in a different name. Maybe change your first name only. Who says you have to notify DMV and everybody else? Get tired of it & have it changed back to your original name. Nobody would be the wiser.


/Dan D.


[QUOTE=Npaul1]Does anyone know how to get into Cartagena without using a passport?

Can you get in with a D.L. and US Birth Certificate

I would like to go again, but my lawyer recommended i not go because of possible arrest for possible paternity action/non-support. Wondering if anyone has any ideas? I had alot of fun fucking the girls over the years in Cartagena. Unfortunately a girl from Med. says I knocked her up and is trying to get money from me (this was after she had a negative preg test and a period when with me)

Anybody got an extra passport? Or a country that will issue a new one for me?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the advice, a name change is a good idea, but then you need to forms of official photo IDs now to get a passport. I would need to change my DL as that is one they look for when you apply for a passport.

Once you change your DL everything else would have to change too.

Maybe I could change my name to something similar,

But what a big problem to get back into Colombia. Must be other countries to go to, but I did like Cartegena, Medellin, Cali, all of Colombia!

I don't think so. You already have a passport (right?). Get your name changed. Send a notarized official copy of that with a new passport application to get your new passport. Done. I spent 20 years in law enforcement & can't count the times I've stopped women that had disagreeing IDs. They do it all the time. Not saying it's legal, but I really don't know that it's illegal. Once you have your passport done just don't do anything else.

For example, assume your name is John Quincy Doe. Legally change it to J. Quincy Doe. [BTW - exactly what I did but for different reasons]. I suspect you little gal friend doesn't even know your middle name. Don't like that? Change your last name - I had a friend who did that because he felt his last name (Hernandez) caused or could cause him some disrimination problems. He changed it to a typical WASP name & was quite happy. Just pick a name that won't be confused with your original name. Maybe just Quincy Doe.

Want a back-up ID? Go get a duplicate DL 'cause you lost yours. Wait a month & go get the name changed on your DL too. You'll still have your original DL 'cause you didn't really lose it. [disclaimer: this may or may not be technically legal in your state]. When you DL expires decide if you want to keep your name or not.

Finally, if you want to change your name back, go ahead. Your passport's good for 10 years and will stay with your new name indefinitely unless you tell them otherwise.

/Dan D.

Get up & get my homework done. Head next door to the ATM & it's broken. This is Friday so I presume - if I'm going to continue to have fun - I'll need to get some cash somewhere. I take a cab to Plaza Santo Domingo in the old town, walk around for 45 minutes or so & see no sign of an ATM or a bank. Circle back to the square & have lunch which was both excellent and inexpensive even though the tourist bus was parked in the square.

Head back to the apartment after lunch & get some more work done. About 2 I get a taxi to take me to an ATM (Cajerera??).

I decide to head over to the Farmacia & see if they've got Cialis. Never needed it before but I gotta tell ya....my reserves are getting a little low. Nice lady behind the counter smiles & gives me a pack of four for 81,410 COP (about $37US).

Although skeptical I decided to take Mr. Tom 33's & Mr. Gonzo's advice & see what the street had to offer at 3PM. Haven't broken open the box of Cialis yet. I'd been psssted at by a couple of rather rough looking gals (4's or 5's on the dehumanizing scale everyone seems to like on this board) so I wasn't optimistic. Walked out the door and 20 ft to the right was a cluster of gals. One struck my eye right away because of the smile. One of the others had a pierced eyebrow which tends to knock the lead right outta my pencil unless I've got a horrible case of SRS (semen retention syndrome).

Her name was Alba, 24 with one child and a gorgeous little figure. Unfortunately her zero english skills did not support my [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-poor spanish skills. But we made out just fine. Glad I had a couple of beers in the fridge 'cause that's her drink of choice. I guess I don't fully understand the pricing structure (or I'm an idiot). We agree on 60,000 COP. When she finally leaves I give her 80,000 COP but she wants 20,000 more. Of course she was here more than two hours. [Mr. Tom or Mr. Gonzo please clarify for me.]

For those more interested in the salient details, about a solid hour of DATY which she thoroughly enjoyed. A little more DATY with FUTB which she also seemed to love. On to BBBJCIM while fingering her. What more could an old man want? I do think I've developed a crick in my neck though.

She showered and noticed I had a bar of soap on the bathroom sink still in the Marriott box. She seemed enthralled with it so I gave her the rest of the toiletries I got in PTY. She seemed really happy with the present. BTW - not no but hell no to the idea of the pocket rocket. Can't get 'em all right.

Photos in appropriate section.

/Dan D.

How did you like Alba's long nipples? I have never kept her for more than about 45 minutes and always gave her 60K. The 20K tip should have sufficed. But you are fresh meat.

Ask her to set you up with Claudia(Viviana). Sandra and Milena are also friends of hers. Milena has the biggest tits. Claudia is the best overall performer. Do two at once.

Having seen your Nov '05 posting.....

"I bought two years ago at a price that Juan called not good but not bad. I paid less than US$40K for a 4 bedroom, 3 bath unit on the 9th floor of a good building with 2 ocean view balconies right on the beach with a pool and parking place on the second floor in Laguito. Anyone think I got screwed?"

......and having lived in your neighborhood for only a few days I feel certain you've been screwed. Many, many times...


Anyway, I've been to 60+ countries but have seldomed felt the need to return to most. I feel comfortable I'll find time to return to CTG, most likely within six months. I'd love to meet up with you & study your lifestyle a bit on my next trip; you have offered sage advice polished by years of wisdom.

BTW - those Alba nipples made my day!! I was like a little kid in a toy store playing with those things.

And you are certainly right - I am fresh meat & it doesn't offend me in the least. On the next trip I'll buy you a dinner for that two-fer hookup you're suggesting.


Dan D.

Glad you found my ramblings to be of some use.

I'm always up for food.

Don't forget the morenas. Yusleides has a pair of huge naturals on a petite body. And she's cute. Rocio is smoking, but she doesn't unwrap very well. However, she's a great performer and sweet.

Getting the swing of things here. About three there's a knock on the door; it's Sandra. I politely decline, concerned for my performance later in the evening. A mistake; I should have gone for it & broken open the Cialis if needed. Mucho regrets almost immediately, but I'm also up to my elbows in getting some work done.

Anyway, dinner in Centro which was very good, followed by blackjack at the casino. Up a little more than 50,000 COP again betting the minimum before I head next door at 11. MiLena sees me and wants to know if we can hook up again. She was certainly a good time but I'm still in that "I want quantity" phase. She seems to understand. Meet a couple of gals who know zero english so I politely decline. I really don't want to have to struggle my last night here.

See a young gal at the bar that strikes my eye - Paola, 29. She knows a bit of english. Buy her a drink then head to the apartment. Beautiful little gal with a good sense of humor. Have a few whiskeys and off to the bedroom. A little DATY and she takes over with self-stimulation gone wild. ***I mean wild!!!*** I'm just able to come in for a few licks here and there before she goes to strummin' again. Thirty minutes and maybe 15 -20 orgasms later she's a ball of sweat. Good thing from my perspective - I had the best seat in the house and had to do very little work. Only downside was she didn't want to do any oral on me - just slap the condom on and go at it. Overall a fun time but I would have preferred at least one bbbj on the road to the finish line....

Discovered after she left she lifted one of my condoms. Had two on the bedside, used one, none left. No biggie, but....

Finally get to bed around 2:30 or so, very late by old man standards. Get up, get a little work done & go strolling for lunch & a little Sandra or Claudia before heading to the airport. Both were difficult to find. Finally found lunch but nothing but families found in El Laguito this Sunday. No biggie....I'll be in San Jose, Costa Rica tonight.

Already planning a return visit. Simply not enough time this trip ( a good thing, I guess).

Thanks guys for the great tips & insight.




/Dan D.

Nice report DanD,,,What is the name of the casino in centro? I know the one next to LDV(La Perla). Thanks