Lisbon

Three of us will be at Lisbon (we are Lis newbies) from May 13-16th. Have gone through many of the FR s. Appreciate if the Pundits can guide us with some specifics.

The Shooter whizzed through Lisbon on a 3-day visit. RTFF'd for the key info. Kudos to the key contributors eg Carlos.

Day 1. Went to Newlux address but didn't know what floor. Rang the number but sem Ingles. Shit. Onwards and upwards to the New Center. Also easy to find from RTFF. No sign on the building and a prehistoric elevator, but at least there was a sign by the door. The girls file in one after the other so it can be tricky to remember the names. All white girls. He opted for a cute Portuguese with a marvelous butt. Small tits. She spoke good English. First the shared shower. She soaped up his dick then rubbed that magnificent ass against it. Then onto the bed for prolonged BBBJ and 69. Her skills were not great but full marks for perseverance. On with the CD for fucking in various positions. Highlight was reverse cowboy at 45 degree angle. Perfect for that ass. Mirror by the bed for additional visual angles. CD was a bit thick so he couldn't cum. Also no kissing. She gave HJ for finish. EUR 100 all in for the hour. No tip requested. Positive experience.

One thing that sticks in the memory was the background music: 80's Britpop. It was fucking weird licking pussy to Spandau Ballet. In the Shooter's case it brought back long-forgotten memories.

Day 2. Did some tourist stuff. Hit a Thai MP in the expo area. Excellent massage for E45. No happy ending.

Plan was to hit Elefante Branco (EB) that evening but they were closed. So he hit Brasserie de l'Entrecote (BE) instead. No shagging but excellent steak!

Day 3. Michelle Assistant. Again easy to find from RTFF. Had to ring the buzzer to gain entrance. There were 2 buttons for the 3rd floor so he just pressed the one on the right. Must have been the right one as he was allowed entrance. The elevator wasn't working so he climbed the stairs to the 3rd floor. Took the door on the right of the elevator, hoping that was the right one, and nervously rang the bell. Luckily it was the right one. Again there was a 1-by-1 line up. All Brazilians. 5 whites and 2 mulattas. He opted for the friendliest if not the best looking, who seemed to speak the best English. She was probably younger than she looked: her face had sun damage. Her body was typically Brazilian, almost genetically engineered for sex, with big tits and a big ass.

Again the session started with a shared shower and ass-to-cock frottage. She knelt down for a BBBJ. Bliss. Downside was minimal kissing and no DFK. He noticed the background music: fucking hell it was 80's Britpop again (Human League). WTF.

On to the bed for more BBBJ. He requested DATY but that was refused. Actually her "good English" was illusory and she may have misunderstood. The BBBJ restarted briefly but quickly segued into a CBJ. WTF. That didn't last long and straight into fucking. The CD was very thick (probably because most guys are into anal) and her pussy was a bit loose, so there was no way he could come. Again he resorted to the HJ finish.

Overall not a bad experience. Probably it would have been better if they had communicated better. Cheap as chips at EUR 100 with no tip.

Just back from a trip and ready to do some reviews. First stop was New Center. I had never bee there before. It was okay, but I did not like it as well as Michelle's. It is easy to find and there is still a sign that says New Center once a person gets off of the elevator. One word about the elevator. You have to push the inside door to the right once you get in to get it to go, and once you get to the destination floor, you have to push the inside door to the left and push the main door out. If is like a trip through time. If is the way elevators worked in old movies. You can of course just take the stairs.

Anyway, there were three acceptable girls in the 11 am line up and two unacceptable ones. I picked Rafaella because she spoke very good English. As soon as we got into the room, she really upsold a threesome hard. So I gave in and included Carla. Probably a mistake since I do not really like threesomes that well.

Both had okay bodies. Carla has a tiny bit of baby fat but a really pretty face. Rafaella was a bit slimmer but not as pretty. Carla spoke very little English. Both supposedly do anal, but I did not get a chance to partake in that. Both made out with me and liked DATY and digits. Both did BBBJs, and Rafaella did so to completion. Technically I did not ask if I could CIM, but she did not seem pissed when I finished that way, and that is how I finished both times.

I wish I had enjoyed it more, but Rafaella was a bit too dominant, almost to the point of being distracting (hence the need to keep her busy with BBBJs, which she was damn good at), and Carla was a bit too passive. They did not really do much lesbian action with each other.

I wish I had seen each of them separately in order to get a better feel. I am just not really into threesomes but had trouble saying no. I think each of them might have been better separately. But hey, I came twice, and they were both cute, so no real problems. I just liked the other two ladies better that I saw later and I am getting ready to review them.

Oh, and I hated the rather loud music that is piped into the room. Why have that at all?

After my stop at New Center, I went out to the countryside, and escortprivada sent Sara, who I had seen before when she went by Sofia. I have no idea why she changed her name.

I really like this girl. She is my favorite in Lisbon. First of all, I think she is really cute. She has one of those pretty, pouty faces and a person really wants to make her smile to brighten things up. Fortunately, she does smile, particularly when she gets into the sex. I brought a vibrator for play, and she really came hard and it was a joy to watch.

She has lost some weight since I saw her last time. I slightly preferred her with the 5 more pounds since it made her breasts better, but now she truly has a killer, athletic little butt.

She is a truly sensual girl. She acts like she really wants to be there and wants to please the guy while having fun herself. She does all the standard stuff. LFK, digits, DATY, Greek, CFS in various positions, and BBBJTC. For the first one, we started with anal and I switched condoms and finished CFS doggie style. For the second one, it was BBBJTCIM and she is just one of those magical chicks that barely moves her head when she is going at it. Just suction and tongue and the best feeling in the world. She is as good at it as any girl I have ever found.

Her English is good, not quite fluent, but close. She is very intelligent and has solid plans for the future. She is just a gem.

The night after I saw Sara, I saw Alexandra.

She is as close to a perfect model as you will find. Pretty much a 10 who could be featured in Penthouse. Gorgeous face and large enhanced breast and zero body fat. Perfect teeth, perfect hair, perfect everything.

I started with anal and damn she is good at it. I lubed her up and asked her to guide me in. It was just no big deal to her. She just popped me right in there and I came in no time. It was definitely the highlight of the session.

She does everything a person could ask for. Kissing, digits, DATY, multiple pops, etc.

For the second one, I did CFS forever, then BBBJ, then a handjob till completion. I presume CIM was available. Her BBBJ was aggressive and I had trouble finishing that way. She was the fourth provider I had seen in a short period of time so the last climax was hard to achieve but she really worked at it.

Her English is perfect. She is truly bilingual. I recommend her very highly.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;1716749]Oh, and I hated the rather loud music that is piped into the room. Why have that at all?[/QUOTE]LOL the 80's Britpop is not to everyone's taste.

Great FRs. How much did you pay at New Center and Escortprivada?

[QUOTE=DoubleShooter;1717155]LOL the 80's Britpop is not to everyone's taste.

Great FRs. How much did you pay at New Center and Escortprivada?[/QUOTE]The escortprivada girls are 150 euros per hour. In Lisbon, I do not tip. Since they took cabs to see me in the beach town, I tipped each of the 50 euros since they each told me they took a cab and I believed them. Alexandra was scared of the train because there was apparently once a big publicized robbery. Got to love pretty girls. I took the train and the bus to get to my hotel, there and back, which cost a total of 8 euros. They can't say I did not treat them well, I took public transportation (and found it completely safe since the train was full) and they took cabs.

I paid 200 Euros for the one-hour threesome at New Center. I was disappointed that there was no threesome discount like there used to be at the Gizelle's brothel in Lisbon. But Rafaella kept pushing the threesome and showing me that 100 Euros times two is 200 Euros. I guess she did not think I was too bright. And to clarify the review, I said Clara but when I look back at the paper I jotted names down on, I think her name was Claudia and she is on the website.

In addition to the 80s music and thinking I was trapped in the elevator until I figured out that the door needed to be pushed out in order to exit - note to Rafaella, I am in fact not too bright - the session had many humorous elements. I brought my favorite condoms, put one on, and had lubed Rafaella up for anal, when she suddenly decided that my condoms smelled bad. Why the hell would that matter for anal sex? She decided to switch to hers, I went soft before she could put her's on, and I exploded when she was doing oral to get me fully hard again.

A similar thing for the second cum. I had brought a vibrator and we took turns working Claudia off, who has a delightful pussy. She wanted to use condoms on the vibrator and while I was pumping Claudia in doggie style, Rafaella decides to turn the vibrator off but she can't figure out how and the condom is almost off of the vibrator and the vibrator & condom make an obnoxious farting sound to accompany the loud 80s soundtrack. Sure enough I go soft again and I have to utilize Rafaella's great oral talents to cum again while eating Cladia out. I should not be critical since Rafaella tried really hard to make the session great. I am just not that into threesomes. I would love to see each of the again separately.

Oh, and can someone tell us poor English-only guys what floor New Lux is on, so the form will have complete addresses for the most popular brothels.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;1717184]Oh, and can someone tell us poor English-only guys what floor New Lux is on, so the form will have complete addresses for the most popular brothels.[/QUOTE]Someone posted that it's on the 5th floor, but no information on the specific apartment on that floor.

Regarding the 80's music, it was on low volume during the Shooter's visit. The very same soundtrack was playing in Michelle's and New Center. Next time you can ask them to reduce the volume. Look on the bright side: if you're young enough to detest 80's music, you're young enough to bash out 2 pops within the hour, which you managed to do 4 times!

I am coming to Lisbon for the first time staying at the Holiday Inn. Is there anyplace I can just walk into for quick blow job? In New York City we call them fast houses.

A friend hit the Pale Pachyderm tonight. About 50 chicks there, a variety of shapes, sizes, races and ages. He took a 22 yo sweetie from Mozambique. A very good experience. She spoke good English and provided a GFE. Skilled BBBJ and CFS. She wanted E200ST but settled quickly for E150. He is not a good negotiator so probably a lower fee was possible.

Regarding the club, no entrance fee, E10 for a beer, the same price for a beer for her, E5 to the bag-check lady on exiting. About 10 guys there and 50 girls at 11:30 pm. Open Mon to Saturday until 4 am.

I'ven't been for a long time in Lisboa. Are there still the same "casas" ? Ayursize? New Center? Moments? New Lux?

I "don't care" about places like EB or Gallery. I'm not interested.

Sousexy still available? Correio do Manha? (Carlos, are you around here?).

Thanks.

Hi Matou. Not much has changed. Some casas open. Some close. It is always a circle. Casas are moving to Alfragide as the rent there is cheaper and the appartments in the high-rises are better. Also parking is easier there. (Use the ALDI. Parking-lot) Sousexy. Pt and [URL]classifcadosx.net[/URL] is still online with more than 1000 girls in Lisbon waiting for you. Nothing really new to report.

Carlos.

Hi guys,

I had some problems with some agency in Lisbon.

Well, I would like to hit the casas, but missing the address.

Sao Carlos, would you help me ASAP today? Or anyone else?

I cannot find on Google new center or etc.

Thanks.

Bumping for the benefit of Paul J.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;1683387]A review of the last few pages of the thread reveals the following addresses of reviewed brothels. Using Google maps and typing in the addresses will generate a nice walking / cabbing map. I recall that Michelle's and New Center are relatively close to each other.

Michelle's: Av Migual Bombarda 1, 3rd Floor.

New Center: Av Marques de Tomar 33,5th Floor.

Jardim do Eden: Av Joao XXI 43,3rd Floor.

Garage-LX: 1 Rua Castilho, 1st Floor (on the left).

The threads provide reviews and website links for the VIP Celine and New Lux brothels, but no exact addresses. The websites provide phone numbers. If anyone would care to update this post by providing the exact addresses it would be most appreciated. Hopefully I did not make any typos for the addresses listed above.

The website of the escort agency that I liked, which could send providers directly to your hotel is:

[URL]www.escortprivada.com[/URL]

I am uncertain as to whether this agency is able to provide incall. I presume that the Sheraton is guest friendly. Europe is a live and let-live place, so generally no hotel registration is required for guests.[/QUOTE]