Did she atleast make your toes curl LOL
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2793079]Me and my girl went to Boca Chica the other day. On the way, we noticed a bridge blocked off and heavy traffic coming the opposite direction. Mfs had set up some shit to have an event on the bridge, damn what it would do to the traffic. Coming back I hit the GPS and it said 2 hours to Santo Domingo because of that shit. I was able to reroute around the traffic before I left Boca Chica and it took 42 minutes. Later that night my girl was looking on instagram and saw the president had some kind of dedication event on the bridge. Seriously?
I was staying on the 5th floor. Me and a chick were leaving out. She went to the elevator and pushed the up button. I said we are going down. She said yes but the elevator is down and you have to push the up so that it comes to you. If that is the case why is there only an up button on the bottom floor and only a down button on the top floor?
I was staying at a nurse chick's house in Santiago. We took her car out that night. It is old and has heavy tint. I asked how the fuck can you see outside of this? She said she could and that she wanted to get the front window tinted too. I told her that I once had to exchange a rental car in Santo Domingo because the tint on it was too dark and I could not see out.
The next day we drove to Sosua. We took my rental car because her death trap probably would not have gotten us 2 blocks from the house. On the way back that night she drove. She constantly had the bright lights on. I told her that it was bad manners to have the brights on with oncoming traffic. She said well everyone else does it. I said so because everyone else does wrong you are going to do it too? Then she complained that she could not see without them. So you can not fucking see out of this windshield that has no tint without the bright lights, but you want to tint the windshield on your car so that you will have even less visibility?
I was supposed to stay in the country for 7 days, but after 6 I could not take any more dumbminican shit so I left.[/QUOTE]God bless you for continually coming to this country and steadily try to use common sense and logic down there. Its like me trying to tell folks in the States that skin color really isn't a race because were all human beings with 10 fingers and toes. Or better yet a man is still a man even if he dresses up as a female, gets a boob job and calls himself Shandra LOL.
All jokes aside did the nurse atleast make your toes curl like Eddie Murphy on Boomerang because that's why you keep coming back. Aint nothing like having Dominican tigo bitties bounce up and down on you as she rides you for dear life.