Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=WaitWutwtflol;1711082]Pattaya vets, where should I hang out to find some Thai MILFs with a good size bum? Not too fat.[/QUOTE]I think the Beergarden is a good starting point.

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[QUOTE=Lefeu;1711152]I started my 2nd day in Pattaya with another ritual, finding a free lancer. I found one on beach road early afternoon. She wanted 1K baht and I rarely negotiate the price, so I agreed to her price. My view is that if I need to negotiate a girl down, I might as well move on to the next one, especially in a place like Pattaya. I forgot her name but she was pleasant and I had a good time with her.

After a short nap, went out for a walk on beach road, and quickly spotted another cutie. I usually like to observe a girl for a while before pouncing. This girl was crossing beach road, so I jumped behind her and crossed with her, then followed her for a good 5 min. Later on, she told me that she noticed me following her and asked me why. Thank God I was not in the USA, who knows she may have called the cops, or call me on it. I explained to her my process for selecting a girl and she seemed pleased that I picked her. She asked for 800 baths, and I quickly accepted. She turned out to be much better than my earlier one. This one was definitely a keeper, so I took her coordinates. I definitely plan to see her again on this trip. I usually stumble onto these special girls towards the end of my stay, so I was pleased that I found a go-to-girl so early.
[/QUOTE]Good report. Looking forward to more!

Hello everyone,

After spending a lovely week in Pattaya I've decided to share my experience with you all. I arrived on the 14th in BKk and took a taxi to Pattaya with the group I was with. It's my 2nd time here and as for my group they are 3 frequent visitors, 4-5 times per year. So 2 of them had their usuals meet us at the airport to come stay with them in the hotel and me and my friend were solo.

Arrived in Pattaya by 2 pm checked in and changed and went down to enjoy Sungkran. After a couple of hours we went back to the hotel to shower and change for our first night.

My solo friend and I headed to a bar that we frequent last time before we start "hunting". Located in the walking street we are familiar with the mamasan, and she greets us. We have a few drinks. And then head to insomnia. As soon as we arrive we notice the ratio of male / female is very good. We find 2 nice looking girls 7 for me 8 for him and chat them up. By the first drink me and the girl, I. Are all over each other. We finish an intense night of clubbing and head back to the hotel. Great sex she flirts with me after my first shot. We go again till we both run out of breath. Then we sleep. In the middle of the night she wakes me up with a very nice HJ. I cum all over the place we go. Then back to sleep. We wake up in the morning and I call my friends to make plans for breakfast / brunch. I ask her if she would like to join she says no thanks. I give her 2000 baht for the great all night love and send her on her way. And head to meet my friends for breakfast.

After meeting up with the guys for lunch at a nice diner called kiss down on second road we head to the massage place where the gfs work to start our day in the Sungkran water fights. There I meet E. She tags along for the whole time and we flirt but nothing too serious. After a couple of hours her 2 friends approach me and tell me that she would like to join me. I accept and tell them to give her a call later at night. Turns out having friends who have 2 GFE girls staying with them come in handy.

At night we head to the bar in walking street again for a few drinks before heading to our usual spot, insomnia. This is where I see S. , S to me is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen I remember flirting with her the last time I was here and when I asked her if she would like me to Bar fine her she apologized and said she had her period. Anyway this girl has the power to memorize me. It's like I'm in love with her. I watch her for a bit dancing. Then the rest of the group arrives with E. The massage girl I met during the day. We head to insomnia.

As soon as we are seated at a table to accommodate us we spot the two girls from the night before. My friend takes the girl from the previous night and I have E. Tough luck I.

Anyway the night is great we dance flirt. Kiss feel each other up and then head back to the hotel.

E was such an animal in bed we did almost all sexual positions and she even attempted to do anal but I didn't fit in. Bummer.

Had great sex though. Hairy down there which was not to my liking. After my first shot she pulled out Her phone and began playing a game and asked me to play with her. Fun but not what I was interested in doing. Then she added me on FB. And back to some talking. We started kissing and things got hot and heavy again. But we ran out of breath before I came so she finished in off with a BJ COB.

Cleaned it off and went to bed.

In the morning we woke up and flirted for a bed then got a call from my friends to make our daily plans. Asked her to join for breakfast said she wanted to sleep and would like to go home. Gave her 1500 baht she was very grateful. And was on her way.

After sending E off I met my friends and we decided to repeat yesterday's morning activities.

Which I was still liking I was just falling in love with Sungkran.

At night we head to the usual bar again, where S. Mesmerized me once again but I'm too much of a coward to speak to her again. I don't know what happened I'm usually not like this but I guess everyone has their downs.

I day dream about what could have been and head off to insomnia for tonight's treat.

For the first time since I came to Pattaya I am not able to find a girl who seems willing to get picked up. Then coincidently I bump into I. Again from my first night.

She is upset specially that I blew her off the night before but after a few sweet words and kisses from my side she pretends to forgive me.

We kiss and are all over each other again.

This time in the hotel the sex is animal like but very mechanic. Still she is tight and has a few new moves.

We finish up and go to sleep.

We wake up the next day and take a quick shower together while massaging each other.

After showering with I. My friends call me and we decide to go to the beach down in jomtien for a change.

I ask I. To join with a hope that she might say yes seeing as everyone has a companion and she agrees on the way down I give her 2000 baht like the previous night incase she wants to leave and is only staying for the money. We go to the beach and enjoy the day in the lovely sun.

After finishing the beach we get into an open taxi to head back to the hotel. Then we are joined by this very hot girl. In the taxi who doesn't speak English and seemed to be heading to work. We are bombarded with some water due to Songkran. I decide to flirt with her and give her my tshirt to dry herself off.

I Tell my friends GF to ask her to join us in the hotel swimming pool but she refuses and says that we are already coupled with girls. So I ask her to take the girls number, her name is O. And say that I will call her later to meet up.

We arrive at the hotel. And I realize that I'm stuck with I. I tell my friend to pretend that we are going to the pharmacy and so kiss I. Good bye and run off. Very rude of me.

At night I ask one of my friends gfs to give O. A call and ask her to join me for a night out clubbing. O. Answers and says she would like to and that she likes me because I was sweet and gave her my tshirt to dry off. And that I am the first guy she meets in Pattaya and that she works at a bar on beach road and needs 500 baht bar fine + 2000 LT. Which I agree to.

We tell her to meet us at our usual bar in walking street at night.

At night we head to the bar, where again I see S. This time I'm upset I want her!

I remember that O. Is coming and say that I will leave it till the next night.

O arrives a little late but apologizes and is sincerely nice. We head to insomnia again. Fast forward to the sex.

This girl has the tightest pussy I have ever slept with amazing. It didn't take more than 3 minutes to explode. Only issue very hairy down there but smooth body.

We go again for a second time this time it takes much longer. She asks me if I would like to go without a condom which, big mistake, I agree. We fuck like rabbits till she says she's good and we go to sleep.

Because I didn't finish the second time I'm not very sleepy so she falls asleep first. Problem: she snores like a V8.

We wake up the next morning at 8 apparently she has to take her "meow meow" to the dr.

I don't really care I just want to sleep.

I give her her money and she says she would like to see me again tonight. " yea no chance tonight is the chosen night for S" I say to myself.

Yesterday, I started my day as usual, looking for a decent FL. No luck this time, the weather was good but the few FLs out there in the afternoon were just too MILFy for my taste. I am no spring chicken myself, but since I am paying I would like to indulge in juicy spring chicken. Went back out late afternoon and there were quite a few more this time around. It was easy finding one that I liked. She wanted 1K, fair enough, and she was pretty decent in bed. I was satisfied. Then, on to my favorite late afternoon activity, walking along the beach. I did it end-to-end a couple of times.

Around 8pm, I met up with 2 buddies who are long time residents in Pattaya. We headed to the Pattaya Beer Garden for a quick bite to eat. Afterwards, we decided to check out a few GoGos and I deferred to them. They decided to go to Heaven Above. The place was dead, and the line up was pretty pathetic. The girls looked bored and the atmosphere was depressing. What a shame that they could not run a decent business. After we finished our drinks, we headed to New Living Dolls. The line up was better here, but the girls and staff were pretty aggressive. They shoved onto us a couple of girls, who were pretty aggressive in requesting drinks. After the drinks bill started to add up, we decided to bail.

Next was Sensations, and what a sight! Ton of beautiful ladies, dressed to kill. I am not sure how one can complain about lack of talent. Sensations certainly had plenty of it. But, there was also an equivalent number of horny mongers. Hence, the place was packed and you can barely move. The staff and the girls were not aggressive at all. We definitely enjoyed sipping on our drinks and watching those beautiful ladies strut their stuff. I even got jealous at one point, watching a dude leave with a hot chick. That means I will be back.

After we regaled at Sensations, one of my buddy wanted to say Hi to a lady friend at Baby Dolls. This place was similar to Heaven Above, except there were a few expats there. It seems like management treats their customer better here. As we were in the process of sitting at our table, there were 2 girls already sitting there. One quickly vacated the table but the other one was slow. I ended up sitting next to her and offered her a drink. After we finished our drinks, we took off walking on beach road towards our respective lodging.

As we walked, I was surprised at the quality of the FL line up at that hour. I made a mental note to come back for my 2nd session of the day. Along the way, we lost one of our buddies, and kept on walking with the other buddy. As I got closer to my street, I noticed a lady walking along our side. She did not look too bad and I started to look closely at her. At one point, we were physically close to each other and I pounced. I found out quickly to my surprise that the lady did not speak a word of English. She was also shy, and my Thai is nothing to write home about. I still liked her and as soon as she flashed the number 1k baht on her phone, we had a deal. I turned around to look for my buddy and he was nowhere to be found. No problem since he lives here.

Ning followed me the rest of the way, without uttering a word to each other, only an occasional smile. After we were inside the room, luckily she knew the drill. I took a shower first then she followed. But, my biggest surprise was coming. This shy girl turned out to be a tiger in bed. After we got naked on the bed, her shyness seems to disappear. She immediately grabbed junior, who was just as happy being in her care. I also sprang into action by squeezing her body against mine, while she was continually stroking junior. After he came to full attention, she put it in her mouth and started playing with him. Her BBBJ was pretty decent.

I liked her body and her smooth milky skin, so my hands were all over her body. Anything was fine with this lady. My hands were roaming everywhere. I ended up interrupting her play as I wanted P2P pretty badly, given that she had given me the green light earlier. So, that was our next activity. She was lying on her back and me on top of her, miss position. It was only natural to add DFK to the mix. Man, can she DFK! Total PSE. I was like, who is this girl, where does she come from? After a while, I had to stop P2P. I was very close to stick it in bare but decided to play it safe. I was not even sure she would have allowed it anyhow, but I make a valiant effort to stay away from BB when I am with working girls.

I put a cap on and we went at it. Since she was an erotic, PSE, kisser, mish was the natural position to start. We went at it in mish with a passion, but being old and given that this is Pattaya, I knew there was no way I was going to bust a nut. I was having so much fun with her though, that I kept going until I collapsed exhausted on top of her. She was a very good sport, played along and made me feel like she was enjoying the ride as much as I did. After catching my breadth, I wanted to squeeze that lovely body next to mine, but she had other ideas. As I was lying on my back, she climbed on top of me and started riding me CG. I was in heaven, what a view! Soon she got tired and motioned that it was my turn. I obliged and we kept alternating a couple of times, until we both had enough. This would qualify as one of my all time best session.

I gave her a very generous tip, which triggered a big smile and an enthusiastic "kapun kaa! That made my day, my night, everything. The only thing left was when can I see this lady again.

[QUOTE=Moegy;1711542]
I was just falling in love with Sungkran.
[/QUOTE]Fun report. Thanks for sharing.

I've never been there for Sonkrang. I guess its not as bad as some people let on. Looks like there are some nice opportunities to pick up girls off the street like you did the girl from the baht bus. Good job on that!

Looking forward to your posts!

Uncle-V.

After I sent off O. I realized that today was finally going to be the day I speak to S. And ask her to come with me. Today also happened to be the 18th which just so happens to be the day Sungkran lasts all day meaning even more fun for me.

We go about our day with my friends spraying water running around Pattaya. I don't remember the last time I hadthis much fun

Come night time we head back to the hotel for our afternoon nap and to change for the night Sungkran-ing and partying.

First stop walking street bar where S. Works everyone's having a great time. I go there call for S. To come over say Hi and directly go to asking her to join me for the night seeing as I was told by the mamasan that almost everyone in the bar knows I have a thing for S. Judging from the way I just gaze at her. Embarrassing.

She asks for 1000 baht bar fine seeing as it is Sungkran and 3000 baht for her LT. Which is too much by all means for anyone to pay. I refuse, heartbroken and offer 2000 instead of 3000 for her she declines. Well that's that. No S. The dream just died.

I decide to have a couple of beers at the bar when I notice a girl from the next bar flirting with me she throws a couple of water buckets at me I do the same we have a couple of laughs.

I go to her bar order her and her friend a drink and a beer for me.

We get down to talking business turns out she speaks no English. I'm just having a horrible day. But she seems nice I think. And we will have a great fuck.

I discuss price with mamasan. She says this girl, don't remember her name is 1000 baht bar fine due to Sungkran and 1500 for her LT. A bit more than what I'm used to but I wanted to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] S. Off by leaving with another girl so I accept.

As soon as we agree the mamasan tells me that she doesn't speak English because she's only been in Pattaya for a month and I am the first to take her. Even better news.

I ask her to come so we can head to insomnia with me she agrees. But turns out she doesn't have extra dry clothes. So I see her go speak to the mamasan. They run around for 5 minutes buy her a tshirt and a rain cover so she can come without getting wet from all the water.

I feel sorry for this girl to be honest she seemed innocent and unaware of how Pattaya rolls.

As soon as we arrive in insomnia she sits down refuses to dance, drink, smile or even stand up. After about 30 mins I get tired of her and tell one of my friends gfs to ask her to leave if she wants. Unsurprisingly she agrees but offers me to come back and collect the bar fine if I would like. I feel sorry for her so I say no thanks wave her good bye.

Now I am solo again.

I flirt around here and there and notice this very nice looking girl sitting on the table next to us. We share a few laughs but nothing develops. Damn it Pattaya I had become to sure of myself and didn't expect to not be able to get a girl.

Anyway I start to over drink and my friends keep pushing me to talk to several girls which I do but with no success, perhaps the heart break of 2 strikes shows on my face?

Anyway I get drunk later and forget about it all.

I dance with a couple of girls here and there but again nothing to report. Now I feel bad about myself. I lost all confidence I had gained the past few days. I had become cocky. Maybe I should've called O after all.

My friends call it a night and drag me home to the hotel with me drunk and single.

By now all my friends are having stay in girls and I'm still fluttering around looking for a new girl everyday. Maybe it was wrong but I'm here to party.

Anyway I refuse to go up to the hotel and tell them I'll take a walk alone to get the alcohol out of my system. I take a very long walk where I am met by this very hot girl. We say Hi and she says I come with you, it's 3 am I ask her how much she says 2000 I for some reason thought that was too much and said no. Idiot.

I walk back to the hotel and go to sleep feeling sorry for myself and what this night has made of me.

The next day I wake up feeling slightly sad and depressed about the previous night and strike outs. But this is Pattaya and Sungkran lets see what happens.

I meet up with my friends and we have a few laughs about the previous night. They tell me they wished I had found some one to come with me. I tell them that I got to drink and after I sent the bar girl back I felt like I didn't want to have any girls. Lying like a mother f'er.

We get ready for the final day of Sungkran but before we do we get a call that our flight is cancelled the next day and we'd spend one more night in Pattaya. Great news maybe I'd get better luck.

We run around the town stopping at the massage place where the two girls who joined our group the first day work and start having a few laughs with the other girls there. One is interested in me, perhaps things will change I think. I say thank you to her as she doesn't appeal to me that much in terms of looks. After about 30 mins I see T. A girl who doesn't work at the massage place but is friends with all the girls there.

I talk to her, perfect English.

I take her number and ask to see her at night she agrees.

Great, things are looking good again.

I go back to the hotel and ask my friend to call O. Just in case and ask her if she has plans. O. Is very excited and actually asks if she can come to meet me in the hotel now for an evening session before we go out. Of course I accept seeing that I am looking for a fast pick me up.

She comes to the hotel we fuck and have a great session.

She then asks me if she can go home to change because she wants to look good for when we go out. This girl is amazing.

It's 8 and she says she'll be in walking street waiting for me by 9 I laugh it off and say that she won't be there on time. I was wrong. Anyway I tell her not to go to walking street till I call her. Something gets lost in translation and she ends up going at 9 and calling me.

My friends and I are running late and we arrive at 10 and O. Is there waiting with a smile and apologizing for coming early. Apparently I have found a girl in Pattaya that is nicer than any girl I have ever met. There was no need to apologize for her coming early.

We go to insomnia again and have a great night. I see the girl from the previous night who was sitting on the next table we laugh again and smile but that's it.

On our way back to the hotel o. Tell me she has to go to Bangkok the next morning so she will leave but if I want she can come back for me at night.

We go back to the hotel. Have great sex as usual. She snores again keeps me up all night.

Leaves in morning. I'm very happy and finally sleep.

Pattaya just gave me a second chance and I'm happy again.

When I hire a girl who is only forty years younger than me, and has a few minor imperfections, she often seems happy to hang out with me, serve me, look after me, take care of my laundry, cuddle me and kiss me.

When I hire a girl who is forty five years younger than me, and has a perfect face and body, seems like she cannot stand me, can barely endure my touch, and would like to get it over with as soon as possible.

Gaming them as if they were regular girls helps, but it does not help a huge amount. Maybe I need better game. Paying extra generously does not help. They cannot control their visceral reactions.

After O. Left I went to sleep and woke up with a call from my friends asking me if ID like to catch a movie at Central festival and play some bowling. Which I agreed to. We had a nice time. Highly recommended if you have some time to kill.

While there I got a call from O. Asking if I'd like to meet up tonight. I told my friend to tell her that we might leave at night so that I can keep my options open for T. Who I met the day before and took her number.

Gave T a call she said she'd love to meet at night and I said ID call her around 9.

Come 9 we gathered as a group and head to another walking street bar that we are familiar with. I call T while we are on the way but no answer I start to feel tense. When we arrive I try one more time. She answers says she's stuck at work and will call me back. Probably not going to show up I guess.

I look around the bar for new talent but unfortunately there is only there very hot girl that I hooked up with the last time in Pattaya 9/10 looks but she's a starfish wouldn't kiss me until I went down on her and wouldn't return the favor until I had to ask her to do it directly.

So I said I'd wait till I get to insomnia and check my options.

This was my last night and I didn't want to leave anything to chance.

Arrived at insomnia found the girl who usually sits in the next table, by now it's 11 and I haven't received any calls from T. I decide to move on so I start to flirt with the girl on the next table hoping to finally hook up. She apologizes and says she's sleepy so no dancing. I laugh it off and a minute later o receive an sms from T apologizing saying she couldn't come and that we could meet the next day / morning before I leave.

So here I am again things starting to go down hill.

One of the group members was feeling generous and decided that he would make me the envy of every guy in insomnia he started to call over the go go dancers (very hot) give them 100 baht tips and ask them to give me lap dances and such.

It was the most fun I've had in insomnia during the past few days since my hiccup with trying to pick up a girls. Thy grinded with me kissed me groped me, basically everything but sex. Me being a child at heart started to tease and take my tongue out at the girl on the next table who immediately showed her jealousy and started to pinch my back while I was dancing with the gogos. Pinched my butt my back and even my chest at some point.

And I pinched her butt back.

After about 20 mins of being basically drowned in gogo girl love they excused themselves as it is their turn to take the stage and they will come back after theyre done.

I take this chance to buy the girl on the next table a drink which she enjoys and kisses me thank you. We take a photo together but that's it again. I decide that I will move on.

Take a look at my phone O. Has called me again. I decide to ignore her seeing as I'm already in too deep in insomnia to get her.

I decide to text I. From my first day to see if she's coming to insomnia, desperate times desperate measures. She says she's coming and will let me know when she arrives.

Anyway about 10 mins later someone slaps me on the ass I realize it I. I go after her but she says she's meeting a friend I say bye and go back to my friends.

I look around the place. Several girls looking over. I see this one specifically in red who a friend of mine had said she was hot when we walked in. I go over with a smile she smiles back. I introduce my self. Her name is M. No English again. Damn it!

But we kiss immediately. I buy her a beer and ask her to come join me on my table with my friends.

She agrees.

Again we kiss, I start to tease the girl on the next table and she starts to kick me and pinch me while I kiss M. Very exciting and very wrong ahahaha.

A friend of mine decides he will talk to the girl on the next table for me seeing as he feels she was just teasing me and would like to join me. She plays the same I'm sleepy game. He ignores her too.

Me still kissing M. And we are all over each other but this other girl just won't give up her hands are all over my back and Butt while I kiss M.

M. Noticed there is something and asks us if we know each other we both say no.

So M and I go back to kissing and the girl goes back to pinching me and teasing me.

After about an hour of this M goes to the bathroom I decide to take this chance and give it a shot with the girl on the next table who I've become infatuated with. I don't think anyone would disagree that this is very strange behavior from a Thai girl who's working a club at night.

Anyway she writes down half her number gets mixed up claims she's sleepy and can't focus and gives me her phone to write down my number. Which for sure I don't know as this is a temp Thai number. I ask my friends if I've called any of them on their numbers to get mine but no luck so I give her her phone back and M. Shows up so no luck. My friend calls it and says that if we stay any longer I'd lose screw it up. So we leave and I take M. Who is slightly drunk. I don't regret taking M. She had the hottest body I'd been with in Thailand.

Shaved and didn't look like she's been used up.

We go back to the hotel. Have a quick bite with our friends and head to the room. As soon as we get into the room it's like she's a freaking animal. We could hardly stop to shower.

We fucked on the floor, in the bathroom against the wall. Every single possible place you could imagine in the room. By far one of the top girls I've been with.

We finish up and go to bed.

First time I'm able to sleep relaxed next to a Thai girl.

Next morning we wake up have a quickie and she excuses herself knowing that I'd check out the room in an hour. Which was true. We kiss goodbye exchange numbers and promise to stay in touch. I give her 2000 baht.

I feel good I have no regrets.
I find a call from O. She called me in the morning while I was sleeping.
I check my phone and find a message from T asking me join her for shopping. Usually a big no no but I didn't mind but was too lazy to walk around in the heat. I apologize and say that I'm busy and that I would like to see her next time I'm in Pattaya she's not bothered and says ok.
I ask one of the girls to call her and apologize for me not answering since we couldn't communicate O tells her no worries and she was just calling to say bye and that she will miss me.
I take the phone and say I will miss her too and promise to call her next time I'm in town. U just don't find these type of nice working girls anymore. If u find one like her keep her for the whole trip if possible. BUT be sure that u can communicate.
And that's it.

Later on we head to the airport in BkK.

Thank you Pattaya.

I will share some cost, tips and details about my week in a next post.

Will be in Pattaya soon need a little help guys last time I spent long time walking up and down beach road. In Jomtien looking for Soi what boon as I knew that was where to find Winchester. Club but could not find it eventually asked motorbike taxi to take me well he must have been passed off at tourists fucking Thai birds cause he took me miles away and dropped me somewhere no motorbike or other taxis went took me 1 hour to get to where I could get next taxi anyway can anyone tell me of any landmarks on beach road inn Jomtien where Soi what bon starts it would be a great help.

Thanks guys.

Man last time I completely ignored Insomnia, shame. Going to redeem myself and camp there this time. Thanks Moegy for sharing your report.

[QUOTE=Broxy;1712358]Will be in Pattaya soon need a little help guys last time I spent long time walking up and down beach road. In Jomtien looking for Soi what boon as I knew that was where to find Winchester. Club but could not find it eventually asked motorbike taxi to take me well he must have been passed off at tourists fucking Thai birds cause he took me miles away and dropped me somewhere no motorbike or other taxis went took me 1 hour to get to where I could get next taxi anyway can anyone tell me of any landmarks on beach road inn Jomtien where Soi what bon starts it would be a great help.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Sorry about your misadventure. I suggest next time, to write down the address or map in a piece of paper, or better a card with their address in Thai. Never rely on simply giving an address in English. Those taxi drivers can be scumbags and they tend to be big liars. Think about it as the price of tuition. You learned something, albeit the hard way.