Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=WaitWutwtflol;1712378]Man last time I completely ignored Insomnia, shame. Going to redeem myself and camp there this time. Thanks Moegy for sharing your report.[/QUOTE]Although insomnia is one of the best places to pick girls up, I suggest you go twice a week in ratio depending on your stay. The problem if you go every night is that there is always a 50/50 chance you go home alone. Unlike the beach road for example where the girls are actually looking for a customer on any given night in insomnia 40-60% rnt so it increases the chance of a bust.

Anyway it's up to you. There are some great catches though.

[QUOTE=Moegy;1712479]Although insomnia is one of the best places to pick girls up, I suggest you go twice a week in ratio depending on your stay. The problem if you go every night is that there is always a 50/50 chance you go home alone. Unlike the beach road for example where the girls are actually looking for a customer on any given night in insomnia 40-60% rnt so it increases the chance of a bust.

Anyway it's up to you. There are some great catches though.[/QUOTE]I think you are right about Insonmia not being a sure thing.

However, al the venues in Patts are so close to one another that its easy enough to pop into a few places over the course of the evening. Insominia and I-bar are always good for a quick look. If you don't have any luck then you can just move on.

[QUOTE=Broxy;1712358]I knew that was where to find Winchester.
[/QUOTE]On Jomtien beach road, go to "Jomtien Palace Hotel". And then the street left, from the beach, until the next big crossing. Thre is Winchester, almost the corner, other side of crossing, left.

However, it was closed in October. Lack of customers?

You might also try "Red Car", beginning of Walking Street, left, after 24:00. Quite a few FL there, although not of the youngest type.

[QUOTE=Moegy;1712479]Although insomnia is one of the best places to pick girls up, I suggest you go twice a week in ratio depending on your stay. The problem if you go every night is that there is always a 50/50 chance you go home alone. Unlike the beach road for example where the girls are actually looking for a customer on any given night in insomnia 40-60% rnt so it increases the chance of a bust.

Anyway it's up to you. There are some great catches though.[/QUOTE]I do love Insomnia. What red-blooded man wouldn't? It is jam packed with nubile Asian women dancing as though they were plucked straight from a rap video, almost all of them in their twenties, many of them dressed in the most revealing clothing, and most of them quite willing to part their legs if a man is willing to part with a little money.

That said, I would also recommend stopping in at The Pier. In Insomnia, as a general rule, you usually have to make the first move. Almost all of the women there are very approachable, but you still have to approach them. At The Pier (at least in my experience), they make the first move, usually with their eyes. It is a much smaller venue than Insomnia or Marine, but very close and, IMHO, well worth a look.

Thank you fellow ISG bros for the Insomnia insight.

I will be visiting Pattaya for a week on 14th May. I have heard reviews that Indians are restricted in few discos. Can any one let me know whether such restriction in Pier disco?

[QUOTE=Moegy;1712479]Although insomnia is one of the best places to pick girls up, I suggest you go twice a week in ratio depending on your stay. The problem if you go every night is that there is always a 50/50 chance you go home alone. Unlike the beach road for example where the girls are actually looking for a customer on any given night in insomnia 40-60% rnt so it increases the chance of a bust.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure why you said there is a chance to go home alone. Like any other place in Pattaya, you go in, find a chick, make an agreement, and leave. No hard work nor uncertainties involved. And like someone else said, if you don't like what is happening there then move on to the next spot. It's not like if you step foot into one place then you are not allowed to go to any other place for the rest of the night.

[QUOTE=Moegy;1712479]Although insomnia is one of the best places to pick girls up, [/QUOTE]

Which other agogo's and discos have you been to, as a comparison?

I agree with Mr. E. If you don't see what you like, move on. These places are all free to walk in to and there are other discos, Marine, Pier, Lucifer, literally within steps from Insomnia, not to mention a ton of agogo clubs.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1712687]I'm not sure why you said there is a chance to go home alone. Like any other place in Pattaya, you go in, find a chick, make an agreement, and leave. No hard work nor uncertainties involved. And like someone else said, if you don't like what is happening there then move on to the next spot. It's not like if you step foot into one place then you are not allowed to go to any other place for the rest of the night.[/QUOTE]I completetly agree with you, however I'm talking that if you go to insomnia don't let the number / quality of girls suck you in so stay for the whole evening.

I have been to lucifer, marine and 808. Plus several a gogos on my prior trip and I have found that insomnia TO MY TASTE is the nicest place with the best music and the best girls which is the cherry on top. By no means am I saying it is the best I'm just saying I like it more. Personally I'm not much of a hopper, I did come to Pattaya for the girls but I don't chase them. I am to an extent limited to where my group would like to go seeing as we are all here to spend time together as friends as well. As a rule and I'm sure many would agree the difference between a bar (bar girl) and insomnia (FL) is that in the bar it is a deal but I have never discussed money in insomnia with any girl I give her what I feel she deserves the next day and have never gotten any complaints. If you read my posts some may feel that I have been generous with the girls but personally according to my calculations and how much I would have spend going to a gogos or bars vs insomnia I believe I have been spending more wisely.

Usually we go for bottle service in insomnia way more fun than a la carte order. Attracts the ladies too ;)

Big mistake to go on 19 April to Pattaya. They have some sort of Songkran extension, and they were even more crazy. The taxi took more than 2 h tours from the highway before entering Pattaya to Sai 2. Anyway, I had to walk from 2nd road to the Beachfront Hotel, but the water people were kind enough to spare my computer bag and baggage. At Beach Road the frenzy calmed down in the evening and I had a nice dinner at one of the shacks at the free space near Hard Rock. Later, I wanted to see one of my favs at My Friend You, but what decption, MFY was closed. So, I called it a night and went to Soi 3 to watch the German football matches.

Next morning, I took the songtaew to Pattaya Tai, and then another to Pattaya Tai, Soi 2 to head for the Telephone Bar. At about 10 am, I was the sole client and there were 4-5 ladies. One with big boobs struck me, and when she took off her top after the first LD, I could see and touch that they were naturals. So I did what I always wanted to do there, have a BJ at the bar and then lick her while she sat on the counter, the other ladies watching. To ease the position, Ploy suggested to move to the back room with the sofa. After showering, she started with a tender and slow BJ not neglecting the balls, then I tasted her pussy again and then we had boomboom in various positions. I think, the entire session took about 1 hour. I gave her 1. 200 with the promise of no more LDs and we sat for one more hour chatting and touching. I love this place! Bonus on the VIP-card was 80 be, will pay me one beer next time.

In the afternoon I wanted to visit Club 4 near the Love Inn. When I entered about 4 pm, all the ladies were busy. I waited a while refusing the company of an elderly lady, until a young girl came down followed by her customer who eventually left. To cut it short, this time like others too, the young and cute delivered very average or even below service. I rightly forgot her name. Worth mentioning are the nice rooms upstairs. And, I did not see real action down in the bar. The customers were hugging their companions, but not more, or was it only discreet? I'll stick to the Telephone Bar or the Carré Blanc.

The evening saw me at soi 6, My Friend You. Chomphoo holiday, Fah and Tukta gone, but Phong was there. One lady for GFE.

[QUOTE=ReinerOtto;1712540]On Jomtien beach road, go to "Jomtien Palace Hotel". And then the street left, from the beach, until the next big crossing. Thre is Winchester, almost the corner, other side of crossing, left.

However, it was closed in October. Lack of customers?

You might also try "Red Car", beginning of Walking Street, left, after 24:00. Quite a few FL there, although not of the youngest type.[/QUOTE]Winchester was open in March 2015, I thought it was a reasonable place for a quiet afternoon drink. Girls OK but not amazing at that time.

[QUOTE=Prince0312;1712629]I will be visiting Pattaya for a week on 14th May. I have heard reviews that Indians are restricted in few discos. Can any one let me know whether such restriction in Pier disco?[/QUOTE]RED car, Pier and Mixx can we unwelcoming for Indians most of the times. Even 808 has a fluctuating policy regarding Indians.

Have heard toilet bar on second road mentioned a few times in member reports but can't recall ever seeing it. Can anyone tell me where it is on second road or any landmark near it on second road I will be in Pattaya in 2 weeks.

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=Manicure;1704034]It is funny, as I prepare my trip to Pattaya and visit virtually with google maps I see a ton but a ton of caucasian men around 60 years old everywhere.[/QUOTE]You are incorrect! Those men are all the same age as you!

Fifty somethings. We call them! They are the pedicures to your manicures! . Haha!

So for some reason, the girls on beach last night seem to want to ask for 1000 be SHORT TIME They evidently would rather go hungry than accept 500.

I'm no newbie plus pood Thai dai but they don't know that.

I was told that tum rhuat (cops) do their round up about 1 AM but I didn't wait to see.