Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Went to Sathiga Massage & Drink opposite the Pullman Hotel on Soi 23 the other day. Met a 21 year old beautiful girl there named Fah. Be careful because there are 2 Fahs. One is old and one young. She works from 2 pm- 10 pm daily. She speaks fantastic English and it was great to be able to fully communicate with one of the girls for a change. She is funny too. Beautiful looking with perfect teeth, great skin, no tattoos, no baby and natural tits. Tight body because she likes the gym she says. She has light skin and long black hair. Just my type. A real diamond in the rough this one. Had a one hour oil massage. Her special isn't cheap but I had an awesome time. Her HJ starts at 500 and then it goes up from there. I have found you usually get what you pay for and she didn't disappoint so I didn't mind paying a little extra. I did body & BJ with her cost me 2500 but well worth it. She was very sweet and made sure I was fully satisfied. I ll be going back. That's for sure.

[QUOTE=Bkk1234;2236338]I didn't mind paying a little extra. I did body & BJ with her cost me 2500 but well worth it.[/QUOTE]Methinks 2500 for a BJ is more than a little extra. Interesting pitch from a newbie poster.

[QUOTE=Bkk1234;2236338]Went to Sathiga Massage & Drink opposite the Pullman Hotel on Soi 23 the other day. Met a 21 year old beautiful girl there named Fah. Be careful because there are 2 Fahs. One is old and one young. She works from 2 pm- 10 pm daily. She speaks fantastic English and it was great to be able to fully communicate with one of the girls for a change. She is funny too. Beautiful looking with perfect teeth, great skin, no tattoos, no baby and natural tits. Tight body because she likes the gym she says. She has light skin and long black hair. Just my type. A real diamond in the rough this one. Had a one hour oil massage. Her special isn't cheap but I had an awesome time. Her HJ starts at 500 and then it goes up from there. I have found you usually get what you pay for and she didn't disappoint so I didn't mind paying a little extra. I did body & BJ with her cost me 2500 but well worth it. She was very sweet and made sure I was fully satisfied. I ll be going back. That's for sure.[/QUOTE]Your first post. So where have you been that made you suddenly decide to post something?

No law against it, everyone has to have a first time, and better to be something good rather than negative, but first ones can look suspicious.

Last night I was passing by right there and saw some reasonable looking girls in front of various MP shops in Soi 23, however I failed to notice the shop names, so many of them. Personally I never pay 500 for HJ since I know can get a BJ for just a little more, and I don't actually take HJs at all, normally preferring full sex. Body slide & BJ for 2500 sounds a bit high compared to normal, so I hope she is stunning. Did you only get 1 hour all up, or more than that. Is FS an option? I would not want to waste much time on a massage if I have only 1 hour.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2237828]Your first post. So where have you been that made you suddenly decide to post something?

No law against it, everyone has to have a first time, and better to be something good rather than negative, but first ones can look suspicious.

Last night I was passing by right there and saw some reasonable looking girls in front of various MP shops in Soi 23, however I failed to notice the shop names, so many of them. Personally I never pay 500 for HJ since I know can get a BJ for just a little more, and I don't actually take HJs at all, normally preferring full sex. Body slide & BJ for 2500 sounds a bit high compared to normal, so I hope she is stunning. Did you only get 1 hour all up, or more than that. Is FS an option? I would not want to waste much time on a massage if I have only 1 hour.[/QUOTE]Sorry guys. Yes I am a first poster on anything like this. Guilty as charged. I have been an on again off again reader of the thread for a while now. Just thought I would give it a crack at adding something for a change. Thought I would go with quality rather than price as that's what important to me but I ll keep my eye open for something in the bargain basement bins from here on out. Sure I can go get a middle aged lady for a BJ for 800 baht or something with messed up teeth, no English ability, doesn't know what she is doing, fresh girl in town for 1500. That doesn't really interest me these days. I just went with the last bit of quality I had. I will try and lift my game though from here on out. Apparently there is a half decent young girl next door to Sathiga named Nook and my mate said she will do almost anything for any price you suggest. I'll have to check that out and add a new report. Cheers guys and keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Bkk1234;2237860]Sorry guys. Yes I am a first poster on anything like this. Guilty as charged. I have been an on again off again reader of the thread for a while now. Just thought I would give it a crack at adding something for a change. Thought I would go with quality rather than price as that's what important to me but I ll keep my eye open for something in the bargain basement bins from here on out. Sure I can go get a middle aged lady for a BJ for 800 baht or something with messed up teeth, no English ability, doesn't know what she is doing, fresh girl in town for 1500. That doesn't really interest me these days. I just went with the last bit of quality I had. I will try and lift my game though from here on out. Apparently there is a half decent young girl next door to Sathiga named Nook and my mate said she will do almost anything for any price you suggest. I'll have to check that out and add a new report. Cheers guys and keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]It probably seemed a bit odd to some posters that your first post is raving about a previously unknown MP but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt so thanks for the report. How did you come by this place and is vaginal intercourse available or just blow jobs?

[QUOTE=Bkk1234;2237860]Sorry guys. Yes I am a first poster on anything like this. Guilty as charged. I have been an on again off again reader of the thread for a while now. [/QUOTE]No worries about being a first time poster. You could have possibly considered answering some questions I raised to make things a little clearer, and less puzzling.

They were not intended to be smart ass comments. Maybe I come across that way sometimes. I understand each guy has different preferences. I never take a HJ but some guys want that. Many guys want to lie back and get blown. Again that is not my normal style. Each to their own.

So yes I was slightly interested in a shop having seen reasonably good looking girls. I really did want to know if could get more time and whether could get full sex, since that is more my thing and I don't like to be rushed.

Yes 800 Baht BJs are available, and may surprise you that while 90% to 95%+ of the girls are hideous or old, not every single one has been a disaster for looks. I used to have a girl Anne at Lolytas who was very cute (for me) with a really hot ass. I always took her for full sex when she was available, and private room with bed but price was still pretty good from memory. However 2500 seemed slightly unusual for BJ in a massage shop. I guess you imply she must have been stunning. Maybe that included your generous tip. Some guys on here never tip, however I do tip girls if I think they performed beyond the normal duty level, and did their best for me.

I have a current MP girl visiting me privately and she is getting a very good price (more than she makes at the shop for a session) to give me beyond the normal call of duty. If she sees she does somewhat better than at the MP shop, I hope to make that an incentive to come to me often, since the MP shops can be exceedingly quiet, and girls have bills to pay. So a frequent syzy visit can be good reliable money to come in to make up for lousy shop business levels. She will be (and already is) exquisite for me and will get rewarded and incentive to keep coming back. So I have no problem to pay a bit more for something really worth it. It still works out quite a bit cheaper than a gogo bargirl session. Some guys just gave up bargirls completely as hard to get good value for money. Perhaps I start to head that way, not wanting to acquire any new bargirls really, and with the Cowboy soi getting overrun with overdressed Coyotes, Ladyboys, and heavy surgeries girls.

A tip from me, it is better to omit the price you paid, unless you want to be questioned on it, or unless bragging about how cheap you got. LOL I did see a reasonable looking girl in that vicinity but prices you mentioned were not exactly encouraging guys. We have a lot of bargain basement readers here. LOL.

I don't consider MP girls any more, unless they are really pretty, at least quite cute (made up) with hot body, or have some other thing, like I have known them for years. However I am a weird one. Most others seem to be looking for bargain basement pornstars to fuck in the ass. Not sure I even understand why doing ass is so important. I prefer pretty pussy.

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A tip from me, it is better to omit the price you paid, unless you want to be questioned on it, or unless bragging about how cheap you got.[/QUOTE]It's always better to include the price unless it's a standard price like in most oilies because it's an important piece of information to help other posters. I mean, there are a bunch of Kapoo places around that charge 2000 baht for a handjob but most guys on this board are just not interested in that. I don't think there's a market for the 2500 baht blowjob either.

Yeah I know I paid more than average but I thought I the mention it because I didn't want guys going down and being upset with the prices offered. I don't live in Thailand but I visit regularly and spend 3-4 months a year there. My main concern is quality and having a good time rather than price. As far as shops go, Sathiga isn't much different from any other MS. Not much talk on the thread about Soi 23. I usually go there and thought I the widen the range a bit. There are about 7-8 places all in a row across from the Pullam hotel. A bit of something for everyone in there so as a destination it isn't bad because you can shop around in a small area. As far as Fah at Sathiga goes she is a tough negotiator and there was no negotiation to be had. She was very confident in her price but to be honest we had such a good chat and she is my type so I didn't mind. I do prefer full service but she said that wasn't on offer with her. Let me assure you guys that it isn't because of my looks. I get quite a lot of free pussy and seem to be the type of guy most of these girls want. I prefer to pay sometimes just because it's hassel free and time saving. Everyone has their price though so it may be on for the right number. She offered to go get me another girl if I wanted to fuck but I said a body BJ with her would be fine. There was the option of Fah plus her friend which was very tempting and I may go back for. Fah would do the body & BJ and then her friend would fuck me and we could enjoy a 3 P. I didn't have enough money with me. I think she said 4000 for both girls for that option. Her friend was a cutie too so if I go back I ll put in the report. For Fahs massage and special she did 1 hour. 30 minute oil massage and 25 minute session with a 5 minute clean up. Thanks to all the posters out there. It certainly makes navigating a lot easier. Cheers guys.

[QUOTE=Bkk1234;2238104]Yeah I know I paid more than average but I thought I the mention it because I didn't want guys going down and being upset with the prices offered. I don't live in Thailand but I visit regularly and spend 3-4 months a year there. My main concern is quality and having a good time rather than price. As far as shops go, Sathiga isn't much different from any other MS. Not much talk on the thread about Soi 23. [/QUOTE]You're right that there is not much talk here about Soi 23 MPs, although I believe I have mentioned it a couple of times. But not in a positive way. I just assumed it was not mentioned much here (and never mentoned to me personally by friends who are big fans of MPs) because others' experiences with the MPs on this soi were similarly bad as mine.

One of my most memorable rip offs was at the very shop you mentioned, Sathiga. Beautiful, sexy girl. Every time I passed by over the course of 2-3 weeks she grabbed at me, put her arms around me, begged me to go with her to the room for the most wonderful sexual pleasure of my life.

Finally and very, very reluctantly, I agreed one evening. Total disaster. Everything I specifically and repeatedly asked her not to do, she did. And it was No to anything of a genuine sexual congress or True GFE nature, including a BBBJ+CIM.

The other 3-4 times I strolled by those Soi 23 MPs with friends who wanted to check them out, I was still as aggressively grabbed and hugged by girls, every one if whom promised the same wonderful sexual experience as the Sathiga girl disaster. So now I discretely tell them what my "anything and everything you want!" bottom line acceptable service would be; BBBJ+CIM.

Not one moderately attractive girl out of at least 8-9 different such encounters at the various shops on Soi 23 has ever said Yes. And most of the time they recoil in horror at the very thought of it.

The last very aggressive girl I shocked with that request, only about 2 months ago, was so emotionally distraught over it, she immediately called the mamasan over, breathlessly said something to her in Thai. I related my simple request in English to the very English fluent mamasan and SHE reacted like she had never heard of a MP shop in Bangkok providing such a thing to a customer.

LOL. I am NOT exaggerating about this.

However, no particular amount of baht was discussed. Maybe if I had thrown out 2,500 baht or more at least one of the girls in question might have calmed down and given it at least a moment's consideration before saying No. Honestly, it just never occurred to me that any amount of baht would convert those extremely negative reactions into a decent experience.

Good to hear those Soi 23 shops are working for you. Maybe it was just an uninterrupted run of 9-10 unlucky flukes for me with the girls in those shops over the past five or six years.

I had a couple of sessions at Snow White the past weeks. Nothing to write about really except that Pim absolutely refuses to do anal for some reason.

Anyhow.

There are a lot of construction work going on in the building, I had to ask what is going on.

Someone is putting up a new massage parlor right next door to Snow White, in the same building.

It will open within the next few weeks.

Should be interesting to see the layout, prices, services and prices for this new shop.

Keep your eyes open.

Happy mongering.

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The last very aggressive girl I shocked with that request, only about 2 months ago, was so emotionally distraught over it, she immediately called the mamasan over, breathlessly said something to her in Thai. I related my simple request in English to the very English fluent mamasan and SHE reacted like she had never heard of a MP shop in Bangkok providing such a thing to a customer.

LOL. I am NOT exaggerating about this.

However, no particular amount of baht was discussed. Maybe if I had thrown out 2,500 baht or more at least one of the girls in question might have calmed down and given it at least a moment's consideration before saying No. Honestly, it just never occurred to me that any amount of baht would convert those extremely negative reactions into a decent experience.[/QUOTE]He didn't say whether the BJ he got was bareback or not. Sounds like he was so wowed by the looks of the girl he wasn't even worried about that. Are they really that amazing in the looks department?

These 3 ladies work in an alley off Soi 22, all are total sweethearts and give 100% effort.

1) Popfor at Paradise. She was recommended by a management email after I had asked for certain qualities. Older, 5' 4", perky natural Ccup breasts with big long nipples, slender tight body, no fat, OK English, attractive and classic Thai face IMO (too much foundation, noticeable in the waiting area but lights dimmed it isn't an issue). 7 pm, I showered while she got her kit. Pop lit a lot of candles in the room and did some aromatherapy rituals while I laid on the bed. She switched between expert massage and sex the entire session, which I enjoyed, because the entire body is wired for pleasure. Moist full lips, loves to sensually kiss, not exactly DFK but does use her tongue. Whispered and breathed heavy in my ear, talked nasty at the appropriate moments, "fuck me, yes! Fuck me!" I told her I wouldn't be able to come with a condom on, so at the end she positioned herself to my side, one leg off wide so I could see her pussy, I fingered it while she got me off using her left breast, "come on my tits, oh yeah honey, oh yeah" Success, her go-to move.

2) Ceela at Kiss. I went out at 5 pm the next evening to pick from a line-up, and at the 3rd shop surveyed I saw her, it was as if the other ladies in the room didn't even exist. Older (which I prefer because of experience and it gives an edgy seductive quality to the face, IMO), 5' 4", augmented C cup breasts (I normally try to avoid, but on her they seem appropriate), a strikingly attractive face (like a flamenco dancer), full pouty cherry lips, amazing smile, long eyelashes, wears big earrings, slender tight body, no fat. Just OK massage, but when I looked over at the mirror to watch her attending to my ass and balls I could hardly believe such a hottie was getting ready to fuck me, and she aggressively likes to fuck. Capped me for the BJ though. Later, I told her finishing in a condom wouldn't happen. Her reply, "please do not worry, we have much time tonight, I want you happy. " I didn't think she'the be able to pull it off since I had shot with Pop the previous evening, but she put on a latex glove and massaged my prostate while using the other for a hand job and also blew air softly through her pouty lips onto my dick. Success, a tip well earned.

3) Candy at Kiss 2, my final session of the trip. Also recommended by a management email. I came into the shop 2 days prior to have a look, completely different than the Americanized website images, I don't understand why management does that. The real her is far more attractive, an extremely elegant Thai girl next door. Slender, thin arms, nice ass. I booked her outcall to my hotel for 2 hours for 3000, she wore a beautiful long white dress with black lingerie. 5' 3", Ccup (maybe Dcup) naturals? I honestly couldn't tell. Firm with huge long nipples, she's 23. We took it slow, she gave me a great massage, almost fell asleep. Capped me for the BJ, but fun utilizing all the room furniture while fucking. Then I gave her a full massage using L'Occitane almond skin oil, she took a photo of the bottle, loves it. She's not as nasty as the other two but took care of me at the very end with a successful hand job. If you like her type, innocent, young, warm and kind, book. Prettiest woman in that alley for sure.

These ladies, so damn nice, they made it seem like I was all that mattered, like worshiping my dick and getting fucked by it was their obsession. If a great BBBJ is that important for you, then probably pass on these 3, I had a great time.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2238172]
One of my most memorable rip offs was at the very shop you mentioned, Sathiga. Beautiful, sexy girl. Every time I passed by over the course of 2-3 weeks she grabbed at me, put her arms around me, begged me to go with her to the room for the most wonderful sexual pleasure of my life.

Finally and very, very reluctantly, I agreed one evening. Total disaster. Everything I specifically and repeatedly asked her not to do, she did. And it was No to anything of a genuine sexual congress or True GFE nature, including a BBBJ+CIM.

The last very aggressive girl I shocked with that request, only about 2 months ago, was so emotionally distraught over it, she immediately called the mamasan over, breathlessly said something to her in Thai. I related my simple request in English to the very English fluent mamasan and SHE reacted like she had never heard of a MP shop in Bangkok providing such a thing to a customer.

LOL. I am NOT exaggerating about this.
[/QUOTE]I makes sense to me, that many Thais would find the idea of CIM totally repulsive and disgusting, possibly even including a naive Mamasan with not much experience. LOL I have certainly had to promise certain girls that they could trust me and I would warn them if cumming, and not do a sly CIM. I like girls to have fun, and not to get a nasty shock, that spoils the chemistry, if there is any.

Some girls are even not that keen to give a BBBJ (due to lack of trust LOL), mind you I have not had a CBJ in Thailand in years, or so long ago I forgot it. It would be worthless so I would decline.

I like CIM, but out of politeness I always warn a girl I am cumming in case she does not do CIM. Some girls of course did not pull away and copped it fine, probably followed by a spit in almost 100% of cases. I am not really aware of any girls that wanted to swallow of their own volition.

I am surprised you have been grabbed by girls on the Soi, so many times, where I seem to manage to pass without that. Perhaps I mostly walked on other side of the road or went off the footpath onto the road, and walked past quickly with determination. I don't really like to be grabbed by anyone, unless just happen to be stunning. I certainly founfd I could get past these shops pretty easily, without a lot of drama.

With a regular girl that does BBFS, I don't get a BBBJ with CIM, and don't find it necessary. I like dick to grow inside a sweet feeling pussy. To me BBBJ with CIM is like a last resort, if struggling to cum, and usually happened with girls where the condom was restricting the enjoyment. Normally BBBJ for me would be foreplay before fucking.

All up, my CIMs in Thailand have been quite few, and I expect it more from Pornstar type premises or BJ shops, not really from average Thai girls. Still I do have a regular experienced bargirl happy to do CIM, but I would have thought she was an exception. As a guy who prefers to fuck pussy, naturally my experience is a bit limited. However I don't find the general lack of providing CIM in Soi 23 shops to be surprising at all, without ever having been in a Soi 23 shop at all, other than Crazy House. LOL.

In Europe, when girls get an extra 50 Euros for CIM, so many of them profess they love CIM, and that includes Thai girls working in Europe. LOL I am sceptical of course. I know very well what they love is the extra 50 Euros. As you mention, I am sure the right bonus will persuade many Thai girls to suddenly like CIM very much indeed. Right sized bonus for anal will surely work, if guy is known to cum fairly quickly and not a ram-rod. LOL O.K. Some girls will not consider it at all, but everyone surely has their price. I would take it up the ass, given enough money too, even I find the idea abhorrent. To take a CIM would also require a very high price. Does not exactly appeal.

One Thai girl did describe to me she had a psycho customer who was into drinking his own cum, as though was some magnificent elixer. Really weird in my view.

Just came back from a trip to Bangkok. Visited one sex massage shop and one nuru massage shop. The nuru massage was the better of the two. But I'll start with the sex massage. I don't really know if it's called sex massage, but it was pretty much what I got.

I visited Momo Massage - [URL]momothonglor.com[/URL] - 12 pm on a Sunday. According to their website they open at 11 am. So I thought there wouldn't be a few ladies to choose from, boy was I wrong.

When I entered the shop I was greeted by a lady sitting behind the counter asking me if I had a booking. As I didn't have a booking she told me that there were only 1 lady available. Donut. Okay, fine. She showed me the menu, and I choose 90 minute massage session for 2400 baht. Just as I had paid for a 90 minute session and said "Hi" to the girl. One Asian customer walked in. He didn't have a booking either. I guess he didn't understand when the cashier lady said "No have lady working now" because he sat down and waited for her to give him the menu. Anyways, I took off my shoes and followed Donut upstairs.

There was a long climb up, about 5 floors, and it seemed every rooms was occupied as there were lady shoes outside each door. My room was on the top floor. I was offered a bottle of water and she told me to wait. After about 10 minutes she came back and we took a shower. Donut has a really nice body, nice tits and a nice ass. She cleaned me off and I waited outside the shower while she cleaned herself off.

After the shower she asked me if I wanted a massage, or sex first. I prefer sex first, as I like to relax with a massage after. She started by giving me a BBBJ, nothing special to be honest. She licked my balls, but she was barely touching me. So I pushed her face down, and asked if it was OK. She obliged, but again, it didn't feel like anything special.

5 minutes later she took out the condom and put it on. Unfortunately we didn't really do anything but missionary because she said I was too big. I know I am not big down there, neither girth nor length, but she said she hurt because I was too long. In the end I got really tired of being on top (plus walking all those stairs) and just jacked myself off on her stomach. When I finished I asked her how much time we had left, and she said 10 minutes. OK. So no massage I guess.

Her English is actually pretty good. I complimented her on it, and she told me that she had an exchange to a university in Dallas while she was studying. And that she is planning to go to Las Vegas with her friend soon. I also asked how many rooms this place has, and how many girls are working. Apparently the place has about 12 rooms, with around 20 ladies working each day. Although some might have early shifts, while some start later.

On the way back down the stairs I bumped into a bunch of customers walking upstairs. When I came back down to the reception area there was two customers sitting right next looking at the menu and trying to choose a girl. Kind of an awkward mood.

[QUOTE=Bkk1234;2238104]Yeah I know I paid more than average but I thought I the mention it because I didn't want guys going down and being upset with the prices offered. I don't live in Thailand but I visit regularly and spend 3-4 months a year there. My main concern is quality and having a good time rather than price. As far as shops go, Sathiga isn't much different from any other MS. Not much talk on the thread about Soi 23. I usually go there and thought I the widen the range a bit. There are about 7-8 places all in a row across from the Pullam hotel. A bit of something for everyone in there so as a destination it isn't bad because you can shop around in a small area. As far as Fah at Sathiga goes she is a tough negotiator and there was no negotiation to be had. She was very confident in her price but to be honest we had such a good chat and she is my type so I didn't mind. I do prefer full service but she said that wasn't on offer with her. Let me assure you guys that it isn't because of my looks. I get quite a lot of free pussy and seem to be the type of guy most of these girls want. I prefer to pay sometimes just because it's hassel free and time saving. Everyone has their price though so it may be on for the right number. She offered to go get me another girl if I wanted to fuck but I said a body BJ with her would be fine. There was the option of Fah plus her friend which was very tempting and I may go back for. Fah would do the body & BJ and then her friend would fuck me and we could enjoy a 3 P. I didn't have enough money with me. I think she said 4000 for both girls for that option. Her friend was a cutie too so if I go back I ll put in the report. For Fahs massage and special she did 1 hour. 30 minute oil massage and 25 minute session with a 5 minute clean up. Thanks to all the posters out there. It certainly makes navigating a lot easier. Cheers guys.[/QUOTE]I used to be a 3 to 4 monther in Thailand also, but has been increasing so essentially I virtually live here now. Two girl sounds interesting, however I would prefer to fuck both of them. 4000 is a good deal for that if is the total. The danger is one girl will slack and let the other do the work, you really need to know your girls somewhat. I used to go with two girls from a lesbian show, because the evidence was there they worked together well. LOL Some bars still have lesbian shows. You then just have to gauge how enthusiastic the girls were. I even found the odd real bi-sexual girls, who wanted to do girls for real.