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anyone have clues on how to do this in managua? i know it's not permitted in any cases ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url], [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url], etc.)
any advice would be appreciated.
[quote=dirty willy; 1318575]anyone have clues on how to do this in managua? i know it's not permitted in any cases ([url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url], [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url], etc.)
any advice would be appreciated.[/quote]i feel for you, i've been through this before here and it isn't easy. if it is still in the first trimester, you can look for cytotec (misoprotosol) on the black market. it's a ulcer treating drug that is abortive. it is more effective the earlier term the pregnancy, but can't be found in pharmacies anymore. i'm sending you a number as a pm of two vendors who will meet you in managua. the price is $50 for a 4 pill dose and you will need two (or 3 depending on who you ask). you can find the dosage information at [url]http://www.womenonweb.org.[/url]
as far as surgical abortion goes, there are a number of women's organizations that might be able to direct you. try puntos de encuentro in managua. also, in the classifieds of la prensa and el nuevo diario there are always a couple of ads for "embarazo no querido" which might be worth a try.
best of luck.
A good rate.
I learned yesterday that in the supermarkets in MGA if you pay the bill in dollars you get a better rate than on the street. I think I got 23. 75 cordobas for a buck.
Thursday night I tried to get into Chamans with my novia. We we not allowed in. My girl was dressed very sexy, and with the difference in our ages they must of thought she was a WG,
To me this was silly as in the past I have seen quite a few WG in that place. I was going to ask to speak to the manager, but my girl was pissed, and just wanted to leave.
It was still early so I said lets go to Good Times as I like the music there, and I thought it would be fun to bring a normal woman there. 50 Cordobas admission charge for each of us.
There was some hot girls working, and we attracted some attention from girls wanting to do some threesome action. We sat right at the stage, and I was told by my novia to look at the dancers, and not only at her. Yes I agreed to pay some attention to the many 8's who always give a good show. It would be nice if they had a little more light on the stage so you could see the faces a little better. Funny as we where leaving at the door as my girl walked out a chica grabbed my ass. That was nice to have end the night there. .
Daytime very hot here. Not to much rain also.
I have learned when doing a trip report to copy it before doing a preview. Many times a message comes up telling me to log in. A real pain in the butt to redo the report when I was already logged in.
Last night returned to Good Times. Thursdays seem pretty good there. They had many of the pole girls doing their numbers two at a time. No Gorditas seem to dance here.
I noticed someting a little different last night. There were two gay guys giving money to the onstage dancers. To you men used to Colombian strip clubs the practice is after a girl dances she walks thru the room collecting tips. This is not the case in GT, but maybe they are trying to get something going in that respect.
Beer prices are 50 cords, and 30 for a water. I bought no Lady drinks so I don't know those prices. Funny after being in USA strip clubs, and seeing a $20 bill get you a few minutes lap dance, and then seeing how far a Lady drink will get you in GT is really something to see. I enjoy seeing the girls give service for a lady drink than watching the onstage dancers. I noticed quite a few Gringo in GT last night. I wanted to say hello, but they all had chica bonitas in there grasp.
I tried to book Corn Island for next week, but my hotel (Picnic Center) was booked solid till Sept. 20th. I will stay nowhere else so I nixed the trip. Funny how it is now considered the low season, but I think Gringo's on vactaion took up my rooms as there is no local holiday that I know of.
BTW at the airport Budget is the only firm who will be open after 9 PM on the nights Spirit flys in.
Thats it for now guys, and if anything interesting occurs I'll keep you posted.
Will be in Managua in a few weeks for business and plan on staying at the Barcelo Managua. Will be looking to get out and about at night, any suggestions on what spots to hit would be greatly appreciated. Also, are there any problems bring friends back to this spot?
Thanks in advance!
[QUOTE=Telemon; 1324818]Will be in Managua in a few weeks for business and plan on staying at the Barcelo Managua. Will be looking to get out and about at night, any suggestions on what spots to hit would be greatly appreciated. Also, are there any problems bring friends back to this spot?
Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]I can't help you now, but I will be in Central America in November. I plan to be in several countries and Nic. is one of them (I am very familiar with CR). I hope you will post a report with any details / info. I will do the same after my trip. We need to get a wider range of info on here (thanks to those with recent posts). I am not sure yet, but I may be in Managua and Granada. It will be my first time in that country, so I have no specific game plan. I will go to Managua and go from there. That is kind of how I started out in CR about 22 years ago.
First time visiting Managua, are any places like Fenix bi-male friendly. Or any suggestions?
THE Barcelo managua is located somewhat away from the action in a very quite area of managua, you are very close to Galerias, a top notch shopping center with several restaurants. Also Hipa Hipa and Moods are nearby, which are discos. The hotel is located near the entrance to managua, overlooking the city, there is almost no traffic in that area. Last time I was at Barcelo was around January of this year and they allowed visitors to the rooms. They have a casino on premise and some WG can be found there. The hotel has vehicles for transportation not sure of the cost but getting a trusted taxi is highly recommended.
[QUOTE=Telemon; 1324818]Will be in Managua in a few weeks for business and plan on staying at the Barcelo Managua. Will be looking to get out and about at night, any suggestions on what spots to hit would be greatly appreciated. Also, are there any problems bring friends back to this spot?
Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]
First time visitor to Managua. Are there any bi-male friendly places to go?
[QUOTE=SwitchHitter;1325352]First time visitor to Managua. Are there any bi-male friendly places to go?[/QUOTE]Wrong website brother!
Nothing at the camino real by the airport, nice hotel, convenient, fun casino, but no Chicas, go to the hotel intercontinental and look for Chicas in the area (on street, or in strip club across the street from intercontinental) otherwise there are numerous lower end clubs with many Chicas, talk to the cabbies outside the intercontinental, they will know the spots and they are often talked about on this site. Also troll the galleria mall during the day, talk to the woman, invite them to the pool back at the hotel, all want to go.
Taxi from Managua to Granada will cost you 40 bucks.
Alhambra is the best hotel, Chica hangout on the steps of the hotel at night, hotel will charge you 10 bucks to bring themin but they are chic friendly.
Or stay at casa Valeria, Valeria is super cool and a flirty hot hotel owner, I was there one month ago, she called girls for me, very hot ones, had them come directly to my room for me. Tip her a bit. Otherwise just stroll the main street calle calzada at night, many bars, street crawling with babes wanting to be with you.
[QUOTE=AngloTime; 1318537]We're planning on an 8 day excursion but won't get into Managua until later in the evening. I saw that the Camino Real was located by the airport and it looks like a decent place and it has a casino. I've always worked on the assumption that where there's a casino, there's vice so I'm hoping to confirm this? Anyone have any ideas if it is chica friendly or can recommend somewhere decent? I guess decent is a relative term. I'm comfortable spending $80-$100 or so. I'the rather pay for the convenience than get a cheaper room. I'the also like to hire a driver for a couple of days and then drive us out to Granada. Anyone got any ideas on this? Anyone you've used and trust that you could pass on contact details for? There are three of us so the car will have to take six at times! Also looking for a driver for the couple days we're in Managua. Anyone recomend anyone?
The plan is then to head out to Granada on the third day and spend 3-4 days there. I read a post that said that the Hotel Alhambra is chica friendly and it looks like a nice place so I'the just like to confirm. Is that true? Also, is there enough to do in Granada for 4 days? Is it a place we can comfortably walk around (unlike Managua) or would we still need a driver?
Thanks in advance guys.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Powsurf; 1348675]Nothing at the camino real by the airport, nice hotel, convenient, fun casino, but no Chicas, go to the hotel intercontinental and look for Chicas in the area (on street, or in strip club across the street from intercontinental) otherwise there are numerous lower end clubs with many Chicas, talk to the cabbies outside the intercontinental, they will know the spots and they are often talked about on this site. Also troll the galleria mall during the day, talk to the woman, invite them to the pool back at the hotel, all want to go.
Taxi from Managua to Granada will cost you 40 bucks.
Alhambra is the best hotel, Chica hangout on the steps of the hotel at night, hotel will charge you 10 bucks to bring themin but they are chic friendly.
Or stay at casa Valeria, Valeria is super cool and a flirty hot hotel owner, I was there one month ago, she called girls for me, very hot ones, had them come directly to my room for me. Tip her a bit. Otherwise just stroll the main street calle calzada at night, many bars, street crawling with babes wanting to be with you.[/QUOTE]I have been to Managua a number of times but never heard of Casa Valeria. It does not show up on a google search either. Can you please supply an address and / or telephone number as well as the price per night.
normally, i'm either in medellin, havana, or the states every other month. for the last 5 years, i haven't had to worry about my 90 visa for costa rica because i traveled so often. but somehow, i found myself approaching the 90 day window with no business trips in sight.
flights to havana were sold out, and flights to medellin were crazy expensive from san jose. so i tried reaching a buddy in panama, and couldn't get a hold of him. so i had to do something quick, and reasonably priced. i'd been meaning to check out the monger scene in managua first hand, and now i had a reason.
i had a few miles, so i booked a flight into managua via taca. the plane taca used was a glorified sea plane. propellers and all. we managed to get there.
i arrived in manaqua, immigration was polite. they charge you $10 to enter the country. i gave the guy a $20 and it fucked everything up. he didn't have change, and none of the other agents had it either. another passenger was kind enough to give me change so i could pay the exact amount. customs was pretty easy as well. i can't imagine people bring much contraband into nicaragua.
taxis were waiting outside. the price into town is generally about $20.
i arrived at hotel yolaina without incident. i checked in, and everyone was laid back. hotel yolaina is a nice little hotel that's reasonably priced, and hassle free. i was quoted $40 a night. seems pretty easy. everything seems to work ok, hot water, a / c, internet. haven't tried the pool yet.
i was looking to get a session in, then take a nap before the evening's festivities. i checked a couple of places that looked like crack houses before heading over to carribean morena.
carribean morena is a place in altamira. it's run by a canadian named ken and his nica girlfriend. they seemed like a really cool couple, so i decided to hang for a minute. he gave me a few tips about the local scene. upon looking at the girls, there were 3. one had a cute look, the others were busted. granted, this was 3pm on a wednesday afternoon. so i had to cut him a little slack. i pulled the semi cute one.
here name was o something, and she was sweet. a little thicker than i like them, but i was just looking for a nut, then a nap.
back in the room, the service was excellent. for 300 cordobas, plus a 200 cordobas tip, she was well worth it. in case you're wondering, that's roughly $21.
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sat down with ken for a minute afterward. he explained they were going after a niche clentle that liked darker girls. i'm not sure that's the best strategy, but he seemed like a nice guy, and i didn't want to argue.
back to the hotel for a shower and a nap.
woke up and ordered food delivered. while i was eating, pablo introduced himself. seemed like a cool guy. pablo spend most of his life in la, and speaks perfect english. he gave me some pointers and suggestions. i also met a few of the other guests. couple guys from california, and a canadian. all pretty cool guys. these guys are living at the hotel. they've been there anywhere from 2 months, to 8 months. all in different situations and at different parts of their journey. definitely hotel california. fun guys.
first night:
after a nap, i headed out to multicentro mall to grab some ice cream and take a look around. i found myself strolling down carratera masaya, which is next to the mall and intercontinental hotel. there's some street action there, but it was all butt ugly.
i grabbed a taxi and headed over to good times. this place had about 15 chicas, a couple cute, one with a great body. i spoke to her and discussed pricing. she told me it was 1, 200 cordobas, or $50. i told her i was poor, so she said the minimum was $1, 000. i asked her what kind of blowjob could i expect, she told me a good one, with a cover. a little back and forth, but she wouldn't budge, so it was time for me to call it a night.
there's a bar across the street called club cueto, i peeked inside, but didn't see anything worth going inside for.
second day: barber shop & fenix.
i woke up on day two and walked around the neighborhood. reparto san juan is a cool, upscale neighborhood in a nice part of managua. lots of cool houses and funky little businesses. quite a few nice restaurants in the area as well.
i was asking pablo about the daytime scene and he explained about the 'barber shops'. barber shops in managua are the casas of medellin, or pensions of san jose.
turns out there was a barber ship about 100 meters from the house. i walked up to the shop, saw a guy getting his hair cut by a male barber, and two girls in pink uniforms sitting at in the front. they were ok looking. but it really didn't seem like i had the right place, and asking "where's the brothel" seemed wildly inappropriate. so i grabbed a snack at the mexican restaurant in the same shopping center and headed back. i told pablo about my experience, and he told me the girls i saw were available for a massage, etc. and things progress from there.
dying to know the whole story, i walked back over and walked in. i asked the girl about a massage, and she walked me to the back. she said it would be 500 cordobas for an hour massage. i asked how much for everything, she said another 500. i wasn't sure if it was negotiable, so i told her i'd come back.
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shortly after, pablo took me to get a bus ticket back to san jose, and we dropped by another 'barber shop' on the way home. this place had a few cute girls, but wanted $100 for an hour. anytime i'm in a 3rd world country and a girl quotes me in dollars, i'm skeptical. nice view, but i just wanted to check it out for the sake of this report, not to get laid.
a little later, i took a taxi over to bar fenix. bar fenix looks like a combination of a massive chinese restaurant, and a word war ii bomb shelter that had seen heavy use. half of the building is crumbling.
you walk into the non-bombed out section and there is a bar as you walk in. to the right, there are a couple rows of couches where women of a wide range of ugly to pretty are sitting. i saw on chica that looked very pretty, her name was carolina but she was sitting in a strange position, with her purse covering her mid section. this is usually a bad sign. latin women know how to mask their gut until you've paid for the room.
to my pleasant surprise, when she stood up, she was pleasantly thin. so i pulled the trigger. 400 cordobas for half an hour. about $16.
once we got in the room, the clothes came off, and i couldn't believe how hot this girl was. almost perfect body, really pretty face. almost too good to be true for $16.
then came the bad news. carolina wouldn't blow me without a condom. even when offered more money. she was hot enough to make it work, then mounted me for a minute. she had a pretty hot spinner body that kept me interested. when i flipped her over, she started to continually adjust the condom to the point of putting her nails into my shaft. she did this so often that it began killing my erection. so i flipped her over to doggie style in hopes of getting a rhythm long enough to blow without the claws. despite my requests, she kept it up and i couldn't concentrate for more than 90 seconds without the spikes hitting my package. i finally pulled out, took the condom off, and finished myself in towel with her bunched in a corner. the knock came and it was time to go.
i rinsed off and got dressed. i pulled out my camera and asked her if i could take a picture, she then pushed the door open and told the kid in the hall i was trying to take pictures. i agreed, but it was a request, not a demand. he said i would need to leave. at this point, i was happy to oblige. she mumbled something to him while i was walking down the hall, and he called out and told me that "she said you owe her a tip". i told him i don't care what she said, and kept walking.
this place could be alright, if they managed to get better looking girls, and were not so abrasive. i realize it's quite possible i just got a bad apple. but the other girls in the place were nothing close to fuckable.
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second night:
at about 5pm, the expats were either awake, or just getting up, so a plan was hatched to hit a casino nearby. seems a couple of the guys like to play poker. when we arrived at the casino, there was no poker game, so we played blackjack while we were waiting for other poker players to arrive. we were playing blackjack, and the up and down of gambling that annoys me set in. i managed to hit a couple blackjacks at $5 a hand, so i ended up with a few of these $2. 50 chips they give you that you can't play. they had this weird enhancement (sucker) bet, and i figured i'd get rid of my odd chips fooling around with that. at some point, i had stopped paying attention to those bets, but the chips were there to keep playing automatically. and i hit some kind of something that paid $200. i only realized i had won by the dealer being delayed while getting a supervisor. the guys were getting bored, and they found out there wouldn't be a poker game, so i hit the cashier and left.
the strange thing about mongers hanging out with gamblers, is that once i had that money in my hands, i wanted to hit a working girl house or three. they were talking about 'doubling it' at another casino. i knew it was a bad idea, but i went along anyway. it was still a little early for the night spots, and we had already had dinner. so i went to the other casino with the guys.
i stopped by the roulette wheel to see if i could win or lose a few bucks. and as is typical with my experience with 3rd world casinos, i witnessed a mathematical miracle. one of many you will see if you spend any time in these latin american casinos. i had almost 2/3 of the numbers covered, and managed to lose 21 spins in a row. playing 10 $1 chips per spin. there goes the blackjack money. as i was leaving, i had to kick myself for being retarded. i know these latin american casinos are rigged, yet i somehow believed they'd let me win.
off to get some pussy.
i took a taxi to good times. there were a couple girls that were doable, but nothing that jumped out at me. so i walked across the street to club cueto. more or less the same mix of mediocre and ugly, and saw one cute girl. had her stand up, and she was lean like i like them.
i pulled katy for 800 cordobas. or about $35. she was thin, pretty, and sweet.
back in the room, she wouldn't budge on the covered blowjob. i was beginning to think managua was a covered blowjob town. my attitude towards covered blowjobs are that as soon as the cover goes on, any chance i would be tipping leaves the room. in these prepaid places, sometimes you find out after the fact.
she gave me a decent blowjob, as decent as covered blowjobs could be, and then laid down for mish. i switched her to doggie, and after a while of this, she asked if i would be there for a while, i said yes. so she said "for another 500cord, i could do here without the condom as long as i blow outside. so off came the hat and i poked her au natural for a few minutes before blowing on her stomach. it's odd to me that a girl could insist on a covered blowjob, even when offered a tip, then pull it off in the middle of intercourse and let me go to town on her. maybe she thought of all the things she needed to buy and reconsidered.
all in all, katy was great in the sack, aside from the blowjob debacle.
katy: cut her some slack, i had been fucking her pretty hard and sweating all over her for the better part of 45 minutes before these pics were taken.
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day 3 was somewhat uneventful, just hung out by the pool and did nothing. around 8pm, i was told the guys were heading to the casino. again?
so i went over and met up with the guys, who were getting their degenerate on. i saw a waitress that had an amazing ass, and i just can't seem to keep things simple on this trip, so i walked over and started flirting. nicas are in danger of becoming like cubanas. it just seems you can pull any random girl into whatever debauchery your twisted mind can conjure up. i asked what time she was getting off, and she told me 10:30. it was 10pm now. so i asked if she'd like to meet me somewhere and hang out, she gave me directions to a gas station down the street. being the romantic i am, i agreed. so i went down the street to the gas station. to discount the cheapness of it all, i'll point out that this gas station also had a make shift deli (ish).
about 10:40, kerem gets out of a taxi and comes in. i asked where she'd like to go, and she mentioned the name of some bar i'd never heard of, (like there's any in managua i have heard of) so we were off. we arrived at a place that was festive and had a great ambiance. we sat down and ordered fruit punch, don't knock it till you've tried it, and she ordered the most expensive steak on the menu. while we were waiting for dinner to arrive, pablo and his knockout nica date walk in. after a quick hello, they were off to their table. during dinner, i wanted to get things started, so i started making out with her. i didn't want to give her the idea i had any plan to be a long term player and be a gentleman. we enjoyed dinner and it was time to go. she asked how i knew pablo, and i told her. she said he was a client of the casino, therefore it was forbidden to be out with him. i pointed out that she wasn't out with him, but me.
regardless of my reasoning and assurance that it wasn't a big deal, she told me she knew everyone at the hotel and couldn't go there. she mentioned a place nearby, named fantasia, so we were off.
fantasia is a fuck hotel. it's actually quite nice. it's where people go to fuck who can't go home. it's $15 for 3 hours.
once in the room, she warmed up and gave me a nice, sincere blowjob. then she mounted me and grinded for a bit before i flipped her over for mish. we did a couple of positions before getting back to mish. where i eventually pulled out and came on her stomach.
we took a shower together, called two taxis, and she was off into the night. i counted my money, and it came out to about the same as if i'd hit good times for a pro. the sex was very passionate, and we hung out a little afterward. cool chic.
kerem.
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overview & conclusions:
managua is ok. it's relatively safe, the people are respectful, the food is decent, and everything is cheap, including the pussy. there are hot women available on every level.
would i say the average nicaraguan girl is as hot as the average colombian? of course not. but their are some lovely nicas that are much more available in every day situations than ticas.
the hottest girl i did while in managua was also the worst. the girl at fenix was a knockout, but was clearly the worst of the trip.
for the most part, i don't see anything wrong with nicaragua that money can't fix. the people are basically honest, they work, furthermore, they try to do a good job, and they price their goods and services accordingly.
if i owned hotel yolaina, i would.
1. buy a picnic table and put it between the kitchen window and the pool.
2. put a large wooden coffee table in the living room.
3. buy a flat screen and hang it in the living room.
4. put mini fridges and safes in all the rooms.
5. add a couple of lounge chairs next to the pool.
6. maybe add another router for better internet range.
[quote=jonesie; 1350414]normally, i'm either in medellin, havana, or the states every other month. for the last 5 years, i haven't had to worry about my 90 visa for costa rica because i traveled so often. but somehow, i found myself approaching the 90 day window with no business trips in sight.
flights to havana were sold out, and flights to medellin were crazy expensive from san jose. so i tried reaching a buddy in panama, and couldn't get a hold of him. so i had to do something quick, and reasonably priced. i'd been meaning to check out the monger scene in managua first hand, and now i had a reason.
i had a few miles, so i booked a flight into managua via taca. the plane taca used was a glorified sea plane. propellers and all. we managed to get there.
i arrived in manaqua, immigration was polite. they charge you $10 to enter the country. i gave the guy a $20 and it fucked everything up. he didn't have change, and none of the other agents had it either. another passenger was kind enough to give me change so i could pay the exact amount. customs was pretty easy as well. i can't imagine people bring much contraband into nicaragua.
taxis were waiting outside. the price into town is generally about $20.
i arrived at hotel yolaina without incident. i checked in, and everyone was laid back. hotel yolaina is a nice little hotel that's reasonably priced, and hassle free. i was quoted $40 a night. seems pretty easy. everything seems to work ok, hot water, a / c, internet. haven't tried the pool yet.
i was looking to get a session in, then take a nap before the evening's festivities. i checked a couple of places that looked like crack houses before heading over to carribean morena.
carribean morena is a place in altamira. it's run by a canadian named ken and his nica girlfriend. they seemed like a really cool couple, so i decided to hang for a minute. he gave me a few tips about the local scene. upon looking at the girls, there were 3. one had a cute look, the others were busted. granted, this was 3pm on a wednesday afternoon. so i had to cut him a little slack. i pulled the semi cute one.
here name was o something, and she was sweet. a little thicker than i like them, but i was just looking for a nut, then a nap.
back in the room, the service was excellent. for 300 cordobas, plus a 200 cordobas tip, she was well worth it. in case you're wondering, that's roughly $21.
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sat down with ken for a minute afterward. he explained they were going after a niche clentle that liked darker girls. i'm not sure that's the best strategy, but he seemed like a nice guy, and i didn't want to argue.
back to the hotel for a shower and a nap.
woke up and ordered food delivered. while i was eating, pablo introduced himself. seemed like a cool guy. pablo spend most of his life in la, and speaks perfect english. he gave me some pointers and suggestions. i also met a few of the other guests. couple guys from california, and a canadian. all pretty cool guys. these guys are living at the hotel. they've been there anywhere from 2 months, to 8 months. all in different situations and at different parts of their journey. definitely hotel california. fun guys.
first night:
after a nap, i headed out to multicentro mall to grab some ice cream and take a look around. i found myself strolling down carratera masaya, which is next to the mall and intercontinental hotel. there's some street action there, but it was all butt ugly.
i grabbed a taxi and headed over to good times. this place had about 15 chicas, a couple cute, one with a great body. i spoke to her and discussed pricing. she told me it was 1, 200 cordobas, or $50. i told her i was poor, so she said the minimum was $1, 000. i asked her what kind of blowjob could i expect, she told me a good one, with a cover. a little back and forth, but she wouldn't budge, so it was time for me to call it a night.
there's a bar across the street called club cueto, i peeked inside, but didn't see anything worth going inside for.
second day: barber shop & fenix.
i woke up on day two and walked around the neighborhood. reparto san juan is a cool, upscale neighborhood in a nice part of managua. lots of cool houses and funky little businesses. quite a few nice restaurants in the area as well.
i was asking pablo about the daytime scene and he explained about the 'barber shops'. barber shops in managua are the casas of medellin, or pensions of san jose.
turns out there was a barber ship about 100 meters from the house. i walked up to the shop, saw a guy getting his hair cut by a male barber, and two girls in pink uniforms sitting at in the front. they were ok looking. but it really didn't seem like i had the right place, and asking "where's the brothel" seemed wildly inappropriate. so i grabbed a snack at the mexican restaurant in the same shopping center and headed back. i told pablo about my experience, and he told me the girls i saw were available for a massage, etc. and things progress from there.
dying to know the whole story, i walked back over and walked in. i asked the girl about a massage, and she walked me to the back. she said it would be 500 cordobas for an hour massage. i asked how much for everything, she said another 500. i wasn't sure if it was negotiable, so i told her i'd come back.
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shortly after, pablo took me to get a bus ticket back to san jose, and we dropped by another 'barber shop' on the way home. this place had a few cute girls, but wanted $100 for an hour. anytime i'm in a 3rd world country and a girl quotes me in dollars, i'm skeptical. nice view, but i just wanted to check it out for the sake of this report, not to get laid.
a little later, i took a taxi over to bar fenix. bar fenix looks like a combination of a massive chinese restaurant, and a word war ii bomb shelter that had seen heavy use. half of the building is crumbling.
you walk into the non-bombed out section and there is a bar as you walk in. to the right, there are a couple rows of couches where women of a wide range of ugly to pretty are sitting. i saw on chica that looked very pretty, her name was carolina but she was sitting in a strange position, with her purse covering her mid section. this is usually a bad sign. latin women know how to mask their gut until you've paid for the room.
to my pleasant surprise, when she stood up, she was pleasantly thin. so i pulled the trigger. 400 cordobas for half an hour. about $16.
once we got in the room, the clothes came off, and i couldn't believe how hot this girl was. almost perfect body, really pretty face. almost too good to be true for $16.
then came the bad news. carolina wouldn't blow me without a condom. even when offered more money. she was hot enough to make it work, then mounted me for a minute. she had a pretty hot spinner body that kept me interested. when i flipped her over, she started to continually adjust the condom to the point of putting her nails into my shaft. she did this so often that it began killing my erection. so i flipped her over to doggie style in hopes of getting a rhythm long enough to blow without the claws. despite my requests, she kept it up and i couldn't concentrate for more than 90 seconds without the spikes hitting my package. i finally pulled out, took the condom off, and finished myself in towel with her bunched in a corner. the knock came and it was time to go.
i rinsed off and got dressed. i pulled out my camera and asked her if i could take a picture, she then pushed the door open and told the kid in the hall i was trying to take pictures. i agreed, but it was a request, not a demand. he said i would need to leave. at this point, i was happy to oblige. she mumbled something to him while i was walking down the hall, and he called out and told me that "she said you owe her a tip". i told him i don't care what she said, and kept walking.
this place could be alright, if they managed to get better looking girls, and were not so abrasive. i realize it's quite possible i just got a bad apple. but the other girls in the place were nothing close to fuckable.
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second night:
at about 5pm, the expats were either awake, or just getting up, so a plan was hatched to hit a casino nearby. seems a couple of the guys like to play poker. when we arrived at the casino, there was no poker game, so we played blackjack while we were waiting for other poker players to arrive. we were playing blackjack, and the up and down of gambling that annoys me set in. i managed to hit a couple blackjacks at $5 a hand, so i ended up with a few of these $2. 50 chips they give you that you can't play. they had this weird enhancement (sucker) bet, and i figured i'd get rid of my odd chips fooling around with that. at some point, i had stopped paying attention to those bets, but the chips were there to keep playing automatically. and i hit some kind of something that paid $200. i only realized i had won by the dealer being delayed while getting a supervisor. the guys were getting bored, and they found out there wouldn't be a poker game, so i hit the cashier and left.
the strange thing about mongers hanging out with gamblers, is that once i had that money in my hands, i wanted to hit a working girl house or three. they were talking about 'doubling it' at another casino. i knew it was a bad idea, but i went along anyway. it was still a little early for the night spots, and we had already had dinner. so i went to the other casino with the guys.
i stopped by the roulette wheel to see if i could win or lose a few bucks. and as is typical with my experience with 3rd world casinos, i witnessed a mathematical miracle. one of many you will see if you spend any time in these latin american casinos. i had almost 2/3 of the numbers covered, and managed to lose 21 spins in a row. playing 10 $1 chips per spin. there goes the blackjack money. as i was leaving, i had to kick myself for being retarded. i know these latin american casinos are rigged, yet i somehow believed they'd let me win.
off to get some pussy.
i took a taxi to good times. there were a couple girls that were doable, but nothing that jumped out at me. so i walked across the street to club cueto. more or less the same mix of mediocre and ugly, and saw one cute girl. had her stand up, and she was lean like i like them.
i pulled katy for 800 cordobas. or about $35. she was thin, pretty, and sweet.
back in the room, she wouldn't budge on the covered blowjob. i was beginning to think managua was a covered blowjob town. my attitude towards covered blowjobs are that as soon as the cover goes on, any chance i would be tipping leaves the room. in these prepaid places, sometimes you find out after the fact.
she gave me a decent blowjob, as decent as covered blowjobs could be, and then laid down for mish. i switched her to doggie, and after a while of this, she asked if i would be there for a while, i said yes. so she said "for another 500cord, i could do here without the condom as long as i blow outside. so off came the hat and i poked her au natural for a few minutes before blowing on her stomach. it's odd to me that a girl could insist on a covered blowjob, even when offered a tip, then pull it off in the middle of intercourse and let me go to town on her. maybe she thought of all the things she needed to buy and reconsidered.
all in all, katy was great in the sack, aside from the blowjob debacle.
katy: cut her some slack, i had been fucking her pretty hard and sweating all over her for the better part of 45 minutes before these pics were taken.
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day 3 was somewhat uneventful, just hung out by the pool and did nothing. around 8pm, i was told the guys were heading to the casino. again?
so i went over and met up with the guys, who were getting their degenerate on. i saw a waitress that had an amazing ass, and i just can't seem to keep things simple on this trip, so i walked over and started flirting. nicas are in danger of becoming like cubanas. it just seems you can pull any random girl into whatever debauchery your twisted mind can conjure up. i asked what time she was getting off, and she told me 10:30. it was 10pm now. so i asked if she'd like to meet me somewhere and hang out, she gave me directions to a gas station down the street. being the romantic i am, i agreed. so i went down the street to the gas station. to discount the cheapness of it all, i'll point out that this gas station also had a make shift deli (ish).
about 10:40, kerem gets out of a taxi and comes in. i asked where she'd like to go, and she mentioned the name of some bar i'd never heard of, (like there's any in managua i have heard of) so we were off. we arrived at a place that was festive and had a great ambiance. we sat down and ordered fruit punch, don't knock it till you've tried it, and she ordered the most expensive steak on the menu. while we were waiting for dinner to arrive, pablo and his knockout nica date walk in. after a quick hello, they were off to their table. during dinner, i wanted to get things started, so i started making out with her. i didn't want to give her the idea i had any plan to be a long term player and be a gentleman. we enjoyed dinner and it was time to go. she asked how i knew pablo, and i told her. she said he was a client of the casino, therefore it was forbidden to be out with him. i pointed out that she wasn't out with him, but me.
regardless of my reasoning and assurance that it wasn't a big deal, she told me she knew everyone at the hotel and couldn't go there. she mentioned a place nearby, named fantasia, so we were off.
fantasia is a fuck hotel. it's actually quite nice. it's where people go to fuck who can't go home. it's $15 for 3 hours.
once in the room, she warmed up and gave me a nice, sincere blowjob. then she mounted me and grinded for a bit before i flipped her over for mish. we did a couple of positions before getting back to mish. where i eventually pulled out and came on her stomach.
we took a shower together, called two taxis, and she was off into the night. i counted my money, and it came out to about the same as if i'd hit good times for a pro. the sex was very passionate, and we hung out a little afterward. cool chic.
kerem.
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overview & conclusions:
managua is ok. it's relatively safe, the people are respectful, the food is decent, and everything is cheap, including the pussy. there are hot women available on every level.
would i say the average nicaraguan girl is as hot as the average colombian? of course not. but their are some lovely nicas that are much more available in every day situations than ticas.
the hottest girl i did while in managua was also the worst. the girl at fenix was a knockout, but was clearly the worst of the trip.
for the most part, i don't see anything wrong with nicaragua that money can't fix. the people are basically honest, they work, furthermore, they try to do a good job, and they price their goods and services accordingly.
if i owned hotel yolaina, i would.
1. buy a picnic table and put it between the kitchen window and the pool.
2. put a large wooden coffee table in the living room.
3. buy a flat screen and hang it in the living room.
4. put mini fridges and safes in all the rooms.
5. add a couple of lounge chairs next to the pool.
6. maybe add another router for better internet range.[/quote]fennix used to be 300 cords, but i knew they would up the cost as they have done some improvments. used to be you had to walk over boards to avoid the water when it rained.
funny the girl asking for a tip after the hard time she gave you. thanks for the detailed report. it brought back some good memories.
Casa Valeria is in Granada, not managua.
Great place, Valeria is awsomme.
[QUOTE=Mike P Psych;1349332]I have been to Managua a number of times but never heard of Casa Valeria. It does not show up on a google search either. Can you please supply an address and / or telephone number as well as the price per night.[/QUOTE]