Would You Like Some Fries With Your Order?
I had a very interesting day here in Monterrey after getting chastised and berated by resident monger, Amigomio.
I headed back over to a MP location that I had previously patronized last year across the street from Amnesia, a high-end S/C that I have never been in nor will ever visit. I do not remember the name of this MP, but as I made my way closer to the door I was quickly intercepted by a woman in the same courtyard directly across the way who proclaimed that that particular establishment was now closed.
How truly pathetic. It appears that I am no longer able to pass myself off as a normal citizen and that I now give off a physical presence of one which consists of sexual malfeasance and immorality...a true monger.
But that is entirely another story. As I made my way into her establishment, I was presented two doable girls at $500 pesos for a half hour. Now, I am a big DFK fan. So, I made sure that one particular girl was going to offer up the DFK before I relinquished my hard-earned $500 pesos. And once in the room, this girl had no problem offering the DFK.
That is for a price...
of Dos Cientos pesos.
Now being the experienced monger that I am, I know that when a girl does the up-sell, you fu_k them and leave. So, I graciously passed on the super-sized Coke and medium fries that she was offering and decided that I was going to sport-fu_k.
And she wasn't that bad(her name eludes me at this given moment). She allowed me to plow away for the entire session while every now and then asking me if I wanted the fries(DFK) or the super-sized Coke(ball washing).
All and all, not a bad session as she was somewhat attractive. However, I will not repeat at which I believe is Las Florecitas as I already work out four days a week and do not need any more sports in my life other than those that I watch on TV.
Now on my way home driving down Calle Simon Bolivar(a busy street similar to that of La Cienega in LA), I encountered something to truly marvel at. While stopped at an intersection one of the street vendors started to make her way to my car with a plethora of cookies for sale. As she got progressively closer, I noticed that this attractive girl was white. Not CDV(Colonia Del Valle) white, but Omaha, Nebraska white. Wearing what appeared to be a Dutch hat along with what appeared to be Dutch shoes(the pointy kind).
WTF?
I rolled down my window and she was indeed...Dutch!! Oh, this is absolutely fu_king classic. As I started to talk with her(she spoke fluent Spanish) the light changed and no less than four cars started honking in unison. As I sped off to catch up with the rest of traffic, I just had to go check this chick out. I flipped a bit_h(almost getting hit by a car and risking a ticket) in order to find out this hot chick's story. I flagged her down and met her in the Church's Chicken parking lot to which she proclaimed that she lives in Zacatecas(I think) with her Dutch BF and they come to Monterrey once a month to sell cookies. And not affiliated with any youth movement or church. Unbelievable.
A Dutch girl...
wearing a Dutch hat...
along with Dutch shoes....
selling cookies on a MX street corner.
I have now seen it all.
PS
I haven't tried the cookies yet. I'll keep you guys posted.