Bangalore

Looks like your college buddy was pretty much the same ilk as my classmate "Long Dong". We used to make fun of him, but didn't realize until much later that the joke was on us.

His photo updates on his facebook profile still keep killing me:

As for "Kunjumon", I bet his father was a elephant.

[QUOTE=Shockman;1604708]Yup, someone forgot to pass the memo about Indian schlong size to my college dorm buddy, "Kunjumon".

The SOB once actually swatted a tennis ball another spaced-out junkie (gently!) lobbed at him with his third leg!! It was always a treat explaining his nickname to some naive young thing but he was very popular with the ladies, which makes a total lie of their insistence that size don't matter. It also explains why the brodders are so much sought after by otherwise straight-laced sorority girl types on college campuses.[/QUOTE]

Welcome Rajesh to Bangalore.

We have kinda sub quality chicks here.

Hope you find heaven here.

Hope to catch up with you one of this days and your side of stories and monger together.

[QUOTE=RajeshHardDick;1604510]Guy,

Thanks for the warm welcome, certainly makes me feel comfortable in a completely new city. Thanks to Fellow seniors who PM me contacts. I did try out Maya, Priyanka good experience. In fact I got laid on day one.

Looking for good MP experience, which I enjoyed in Delhi and missed in Mumbai. (NL more then compensates).

Will be shifting somewhere close to Indira Nagar. Look forward to much more interaction and fun for my long stay in be'lore.

Any further help will be highly appreciated as I still not have a proper ground hold.

Anyone keen on joint mongering sessions count me in anyday.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

Today was just going through groupon and saw a deal from a spa near the famous tech park in north Bangalore which is a part of an upcoming mall. Apparently it was right next to the tech park so took the voucher and headed out for it in the afternoon hoping for some extra fun.

Reached there by 3.30 and was greeted by a welcome drink, followed by the masseuse showing me the way to the massage room. The room was small but neat with AC and a showering unit. She asked me to change into disposables and sleep on the massage bed. What followed was a professional decent massage where she never ever went even close to "THE" part. After an hour she just asked me to take shower and left. Though the massage was I would say average, I was hoping for some extra fun which was not there.

Suggestion / Feedback:

Just I am planning to get some action this week itself as I am carving for some action near by North Blore itself and I am thinking of the two spa's in Sada'nagar (one who's ad comes regularly on TOI and one in sada'nagar signal. T. refresh). Any feedback on these would be highly appreciated. Or another which you guys could recommend.

[QUOTE=IndianPsycho;1601880]Problem is I'm realistically a 8/10 and that means for me to get anyone higher is tough in among the WG section of Bangalore. I need at least a 9/10 or 10/10. [/QUOTE]I think this is the first time a dude has rated himself on the forum. You should use your looks to negotiate -" I am pretty, charge me less". That, will be a tangible use.

[QUOTE=IndianPsycho;1601880]Indian men aren't known for the size of their schlong![/QUOTE]You are being such a big one right now, I think it would take care of the mean.

[QUOTE=TheIllusionist;1604761]Welcome Rajesh to Bangalore.

We have kinda sub quality chicks here.

Hope you find heaven here.

Hope to catch up with you one of this days and your side of stories and monger together.[/QUOTE]Thanks bro. Hope to catch up some and have a great time here.

was pleasantly surprised to find two of bookstore old therapists miss. v and miss j in a really upscale spa in marathalli. assured extras. will not disclose the place. don't want to spoil my pleasure for sometime.

cost. 2 k 1 hr massage. place is really superb and not crappy like bookstore. shower steam what not.

Any one Help me with priyanka's (HSR layout) contact.

Thanks in advance.

Hi everyone,

Today I tried Rose & Angel and had a terrible bad experience. After massage I was doing the act with Angel in missionary position. After 5-6 stroke I got muscle cramps in my abs. When I pulled johnny, I saw blood on it.

She had her menstrual cycle, just one day ago. Of couse I was using condom and she removed the condom and its intact. However I'm worried, while removing whether the blood drops touched johnny and will I get infected? What do you think? Will there be a chance for infection?

Please help me, what to do next? I can't sleep and entire energy is drained off. Please help.

Best egards,

Vijay

[QUOTE=WhatDHell;1604382]You're so full of shit. I just spent some time reading this forum and sent you a PM, praising your reports. And then I came across this and a few other reports that are so dismissive of Indians. I understand from your posts that you've spent some time abroad. Your reports are sooooo wannabe, I want to puke.

I know Indians don't enjoy a great reputation because of various reasons, but what's worse is a pseudo indian passing disparaging comments about fellow countrymen. It'd be easier if you just remove the 'Indian' bit from your handle.

Grow up kid!![/QUOTE]LOL. He justifies his handle name 'Indianpsycho'.

Was on a job interview in Bangalore few weeks back. Contacted few members for Indi's and SP's and thanks to some of them who responded.

But thought of experimenting myself with the Lo and CG ads. Shortlisted two chicks and started chatting with them. One of them responded in few hours. Called herself by a common name (I am sure it is fake). Spoke decent English and was giggling on phone so I thought I have a catch for the weekend. Set her up for an LT outcall to my place and she confirmed.

The-Day.

She told to come at 7 but she came at 9:30 (First hint that it is going to be a not so memorable night). She looked below average and asked for an advance of full amount. I told her that I am not into advance payment and she can leave if she pleases. She succumbed to my harshness and agreed to get paid afterwards. As soon as we entered my place she started chatting on her phone in Bengali and kept on chatting and smoking for the next half hour (Second hint that I am being conned). I told her gently to keep her phone down and get down to the deed. Thankfully she obliged and ina jiffy she was in her birthday suit. I was astonished to see her body. Paunch with cut marks on her hand and a big bruise on one of her knees. Now I got a bit scared and asked her how did this happen. She made up some stories and then started sucking my Johnny which was already hard since evening in anticipation of some action. I quickly banged her in mish and went to wash myself. That was it for me and I decided that continuing LT with her was waste of time and money. I told her that my parents are coming to my place and asked her to leave. Paid her one shot amount and escorted her to an auto.

Phew! I was so relieved that I saved my money and made up my mind that from next time onwards check the chick properly before banging her for money.

Guys please don't ask me for her number because I ahve already deleted it from my mobile permanently.

Looks- 4/10

Attitude- 4/10

Damage- 1.5 K + .5 K tip to make her leave early.

WIR: Never.

I thought I should ignore your response to my post, but then I thought to myself that it is best that I make attempt to give you a sense of why I wrote that report, perhaps even apologize to you for injuring your sensibilities, maybe repair any damage I have done to the field of HIV testing, or maybe learn not to write a run-on sentence.

1. Your first objection seems to be a moral one "as long as horny guys like me think with my penis etc etc" My response to that is that in my opinion this flesh trade should flourish only then will there be more competition and better services provided. It is one of the fundamental tenets of the whole capitalist economic model which seems to work in every industry. Also, I am curious, if you weren't doing some "penis thinking" why are you on this forum?

2. Your second contention is that the "Bangalore Mirror" should be taken as gospel truth. May I point out that this rag is just one alcoholic editor away from reporting an alien body in the governors office. Enough said.

3. What I meant to do with my report was make a joke about a sensationalized report found in the local rag. For your reference here is a link [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke[/URL] . Hopefully this will help you understand my intention.

On a serious note, yes I am horny, but what I am really trying to buy is a greater sense of self worth. I've seen men who are are better looking or richer than me being with multiple women. I've seen it on TV and the movies. But I am not handsome. I am not rich. However, if I pay some money, then some nubile young thing will be mine for a short while. More than the sex, I am renting a fantasy. In that fantasy, for that short period of time, I treat her as I would treat a girlfriend or wife, with respect. I find that a small fraction of the respect I give comes back from the girls too. Fortunately, I respect myself enough to play it safe.

[QUOTE=Kamak12;1603886]Dude,

As long as horny guys like you who thinks with penis are around, this flesh trade will florish and many more new deceases will spread. Stop ridiculing the report, without even reading it throughly. Unless proven otherwise, these kind of reports should be taken seriously with 100% trust.

Again go back and read the same Bangalore mirror report, it clearly says "week after the 'servicing', the boy got fever and was weak. He went for a medical test after few weeks, where doctors confirmed that he had been infected with HIV, the officer said. "

The boy tested it after "few weeks". And the doctors confirmed it after few weeks...[/QUOTE]

I am sorry if I offended anyone in the forum with any of my comments. Everything I said or felt was based on both personal opinions and well researched facts.

When it comes to penis size:

"About 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. " [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm[/URL].

When it comes to the general impression of Indians by the rest of the world:

"Indians may be clocking up air miles like never before but when it comes to tourist etiquette, they still have miles to go. A poll of 15,000 European hoteliers has ranked Indian tourists as the second worst, behind only the French. " [URL]http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Indian-tourist-most-impolite-Survey/articleshow/2081347.cms[/URL].

When it comes to sexual health, practices and global rankings, India ranks pretty low as researched by Durex in the Global Sex Survey: [URL]http://www.durex.com/en-jp/sexualwellbeingsurvey/documents/gss2005result.pdf[/URL].

When it comes to duration of coitus:

"The French and Indians have short sex, while Nigerians and Greeks take their time" [URL]http://www.vox.com/2014/5/7/5662608/in-different-area-codes[/URL].

So me thinks a lot of you protest too much, but I live in a country where playing the victim comes all too easily and someone is always hyper sensitive and offended. Anything anyone does offends someone else. Any opinion anyone has will offend someone else too. A lot of you seem to have gotten upset by my comments, but what I said regarding Indians ranking 2nd last in the world when it came to women's rights, that's also well documented. We beat Darfur if I am correct. Like that's something to be proud about.

I am sorry if someone got upset by the facts stated above, but truth and fact are their own defenses. I empathize over your feelings being hurt, but that doesn't detract from cold hard facts either.

As for those attacking me directly, just to clarify, I do tend to get special rates and favors with Escorts because I treat them well too and I am not bad looking. I also find a lot of Indians are jealous of those who have lived elsewhere and come back with a more global perspective on life and matters related to it. I think that's more their problem than the problem of those who did the travelling.

Look, I can't deal with all the insecurities of people in this forum. Those who ask me for help, I help if I can. If I have something to share, I share it. If you don't like it, you have every right to dislike what I say or me as a person, it's your opinion and I respect that, however that works both ways, you need to respect my opinion and my perspective as mine too.

Cheers.

DK

Guys,

Waiting for responses to the many PMs I have received asking for help, please hang on a day or two, I've been under the weather and am caught up with a lot of pending work. As always, I will reply to each and every PM. I'm just asking for some more time is all.

Sorry about that.

Cheers,

DK

[QUOTE=IndianPsycho;1605100]I am sorry if I offended anyone in the forum with any of my comments. Everything I said or felt was based on both personal opinions and well researched facts.

When it comes to penis size:

"About 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. " [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm[/URL].

When it comes to the general impression of Indians by the rest of the world:..[/QUOTE]Very true. If you notice this sense of hypersensitivity and taking offence is a rather new phenomenon in India. Previously people were more gracious in hearing out other's point of view. Now the general level of intolerance is at an all time high. If a person has a different point of view he / she is bludgeoned and silenced. You have a point and as demonstrated by your links, backed up by solid data too. I had to take very tough and embarrassing questioning in Africa about the Apartheid that is practiced here, aka the caste system. The less said about the loutish behavior of our tourists the better. Wev'e heard enough about our tourists making away with hotel laundry and even toilet seats! Let's face it, in the vast majority of the world we are hated. This is only partly racial, mostly it comes down to our sidey attitude and the way we look and treat others.

Just stay calm, HIV is not spread that easily and if blood touched your jhonny it would be very difficult for infection to spread unless it enters you and somehow reaches your own bloodstream. If it just touched somewhere on the sides of your shaft and you washed up later properly it should be ok. That said, get yourself checked once after 3 months and later again after 6 months. The mental torture is not worth it. And its good to do it mentally also just to know you are clean.

[QUOTE=VijayMohan;1605040]Hi everyone,

Today I tried Rose & Angel and had a terrible bad experience. After massage I was doing the act with Angel in missionary position. After 5-6 stroke I got muscle cramps in my abs. When I pulled johnny, I saw blood on it.

She had her menstrual cycle, just one day ago. Of couse I was using condom and she removed the condom and its intact. However I'm worried, while removing whether the blood drops touched johnny and will I get infected? What do you think? Will there be a chance for infection?

Please help me, what to do next? I can't sleep and entire energy is drained off. Please help.

Best egards,

Vijay[/QUOTE]