El Cabron arrives in style
Now I am not proud of this .. and I know this is not the TJ board .. but this is a prelude to a future report I will, hopefully, submit soon regarding how TJ and MTY are more similar than has been implied and reported by our fellow mongers .... so bare with me.
I arrive TJ Thursday night. Checked into my hotel and then started heading over to Hong Kong club. They were having a Spring Break party and a pickup truck with loud speakers was roaming the street promoting the event.
The pickup truck was painted with camouflage and had "Hong Kong" all over it. You could not mistake it for anything but a "Hong Kong Club" truck.
As I walked, the truck was stocking me (for lack of a better word)... what the hell? Until the driver rolls down the passenger side window and calls out my name .... Sh*&^t.
"Let me give you a ride" he says. DAMM... I am being stocked by the Hong Kong truck. "OK". I jumped in and covered my face to get out of the street now that everyone has seen me. He drove ever so slow and I kept hiding my face. Sh(*&t
Front door red carpet? Not even. They had a swimming pool inflated at the club entrance. Bad loud music playing from the truck ... and out comes yours truly. Anyone noticed? Hopefully not.
See you perverts next week.