Day 2 in Warsaw: back to reality
After a great night of sleep aided by an incredible workout session with Zupza at Salonik last night, I woke up thinking about what other delights this city has in store for me. It is not all about mongering as there are many wonderful and fascinating museums and galleries to explore in this magnificent town. Thankfully for the mongering pervert, there are many brothels and strip clubs to explore also. During the day, I did the usual tourist things while utilizing their convenient public transit system, which I highly recommend, if only to see so many beautiful regular civilian women. I could imagine what they look like in the middle of summer when the temperatures are scorching. There has to be something in the water here to make their tits so big. I wonder if there are any swingertreffs in this area. Man, that would be a superb time.
Early in the afternoon, I decided to take a break from the touring and patronize the famous Studio 2 establishment. It was very easy to find. I arrived at 13:15 and was buzzed in by Carina. She was a tall brunette with long fake hair and big fake bolt ons, plus she was the only lady there. I did not really get a good vibe from her. She reminded me of some of those gorgeous Colombian women who have dollar signs in their eyes when they see you and then feel like they do not have any obligation in bed to actually do much but lie there and tell you to hurry up and finish. But, against my better judgment, I decided that I could be wrong (it has happened before) about her and we proceeded to start the session. It was 150 zl. And 100 extra for BBBJ. This girl was built like the proverbial brick shithouse and just the sight of her body did arouse me thoroughly. However, her physical effort during the session left much to be desired. On a scale of 1 to 5, her enthusiasm was definitely a 1, as was her technique. A substandard attempt at BBBJ lasted less than two minutes. DFK or any sort of GFE style sex was totally out of the equation. By the half hour mark, I was thinking that if I was fucking a watermelon, I would have been finished by now. I had to take matters in to my own hands and wanked off until I finished on her body. Studio 2 was a good-sized, well decorated, and clean place but sadly that is all it has going for it. I would take dumpy old Salonik and a great GFE over this overpriced and poorly staffed place, any day.
Well, after some more city sightseeing and a great dinner at one of many fantastic restaurants in Warsaw, I decided to check out Chlodna 39/Paw 13 before I retired for the night. Again, it was very easy to find and they had a big sign out in front of the building. On a side note, during the day, where ever I went in the city, there were thousands of sex place business cards littering the streets and sidewalks. I actually did pick up one of those cards advertising a place called Paw 13 at Chlodna 39. The girls featured on the card were incredibly sexy and alluring. I knew when I entered the heavily armored door to this roomy but delapidated place that those featured women would not be there but I had no idea how bad it was going to be selection wise. I was given the choice of an old brunette with saggy boobs or an old blondinka with saggy boobs. Since I had a bad enough experience with a brunette already today, I decided to go with the old blond. What a mistake! I did not mind that Anya was considerably old, not very friendly, or would not do BBBJ, but I draw the line when she is already screaming "Come. Finish" less than 5 minutes in to the session. She did not know much English but she certainly did know all the words to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] me off royally. I cut the session short, asked her to leave, and requested to see anyone else. Anya can keep my 100 zl. And shove it up her old cooze. Two more girls were provided and both were well past the good side of 30. The blond looked like a scary biker chick and the other was Chinese. What the hell! I choose the big Chinese woman. Seriously, she had the biggest, thickest JLO type ass I have ever seen in an Asian girl. Sandra was Manchurian and she was a long way from home, just like me. In that respect, we were sympatico. Her English was OK and we were quite friendly. The session was above average but nothing to write home about, as there was no DFK or BBBJ, but we did do a lot of positions and worked up a good, furious sweat. With our time running out, she yanked off the rubber and jerked one out on to her body. Afterwards, she did allow me to take one picture of her great ass. Thank God, Sandra came to the rescue of what could have been one of my all time disastrous mongering days.
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Day 3 in Warsaw: know when to fold 'em
Thank for the compliment Alphatester, and it is funny you should give me that advice about turning away because that is exactly what happened in today's report (but more on that later).
Day 3 began with me touring the central area around that ugly monstrosity called the Palace of Kultur. God almighty, that building should have been torn down with the Berlin Wall. Really, who needs a reminder of the Stalinist rule? Anyways, after leering at so many beautiful female commuters in the transit area and in that mall with all that curved glass, I decided to take a little walk east on Jerozolimskie St. To go to Alison's at 23/7 (that's address 23 and apartment 7). Again Alphatester, your instructions were dead on, but please note as a reminder to our American perverts that the 3rd floor in Poland would actually be the 4th floor in the US. This means quite a bit of stair climbing. I guess this would be considered warmup exercise until the main event. One does need to stretch and prepare for exhausting carnal activity. Alison's parlor was nowhere near as nice as Studio 2 but it was leaps and bounds better than Salonik and Paw 13. After I was invited inside, I was told to wait in a bedroom while the lineup was prepared. There were 3 to choose from and I decided to go with a bubbly little (but still buxom) blond called Irena, who had a devilish smile and a gleam in her eye. The other 2 looked OK but their body language was not exactly welcoming and their facial expressions were kind of sad.
Irena did not look like she was 39 and when she performed it was as if we were both 19 again, but this time I did not finish so soon. This blondinka was stacked and curvy, just how I like them. The way her chest rolled and bounced during the shagging was quite hypnotizing. She smiled and had fun the whole time we were together, while providing a superb BBBJ (extra) and very sincere DFK. This was the sort of GFE that can get a guy addicted to this hobby. Afterwards, she did not rush me out, instead we were in bed just making jokes and having a pleasant time. She even allowed to take some pictures of her beautiful body. I know a lot guys in this forum may not appreciate her form but all I know is, I am ever so grateful to her for allowing me to capture some momentos of the incredibly fun time we had together.
After some more walking around the city, I found myself in the early evening back in the Central area again and so this was when I pulled out Alpahatester's excellent map. I noticed I was near Nicole's at Chalubinskiego 9/22. After being buzzed in to the building, I actually walked all the way up to the 4th floor. The whole time I was thinking how could anything top what I had with Irena earlier in the day. Again, the same procedure as I was told to wait in a bedroom while the lineup was prepared. When they arrived, all 5 girls there did nothing for me. None of them had a better than average chest, none of them smiled or showed any friendliness, and most importantly, none of them looked like they could show me a good time. Alphatester, this was when I took your advice and left. In fact, it seemed like everyone there was surprised by what I did, as if that had never happened before. It was just I did not get a good vibe from any of these girls so I figured that I already had one awesome time with a beautiful blond today and anything else would be anti-climatic. A man has to know when to quit while he is ahead. Today was a great day, why give it an unhappy ending?
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Day 4 in Warsaw: age is nothing but a number
I am not an old man and I am not a young man. When it comes to my preference in women, I really make no distinction, as long as they are not morbidly obese, heinously deformed, diseased, or freakishly developed. No matter what color they are or where they come from, I do not particularly care. Age never really bothered me just so long as they are not geriatric. What I am trying to say about today's report is that I had encounters with a couple of ladies who are past the prime of age preferred by most gentlemen in this forum, but since I have no such prejudice, these finely aged women provided me with two tremendous experiences.
After spending an interesting morning at the Gestapo Museum on Szucha 25 (a place I highly recommend to anybody who visits Warsaw), I pulled out Alphatester's trusty map and saw that I was close to the Pretty Woman parlor at Konstytucji 2/6. By far, this was the most difficult place to find yet but with a little persistence I found it on the east side of the busy street. I kind of figured that since it was early Wednesday afternoon that this small but tidy place would not exactly have the A team lineup. The choice was between a blond and a brunette, both well in to their 30's. Since I was in Poland, the choice of the busty blond was clear. Asia was 35 (that is what she told me), tall with a svelte body. The extra option of BBBJ was provided, encouraged, and thoroughly enjoyed. When it came time for cowgirl (as it always does), she rode it like she came from Montana. I loved her energy. The DFK was fantastic as was the doggy, when she was pumping more enthusiastically than me. That rarely happens. This blondinka was golden.
Because of all the physical exertion with Asia and more meandering around the Centrum area, I was really hungry. I had a great Indian meal at the Arti Indian restaurant on Jerozolimskie St. Because I knew it was very close to a bunch of apartment parlors. Vacations are so great because you can just take your own sweet time, and that is what I did when I ate that insanely spicy lamb vindaloo. After dinner, it was time to have another spicy experience. A short walk to Jerozolimskie 117/21 and I was buzzed in to Laura's parlor, an adequately sized place that could use some home improvement. The lineup was not exactly stellar but I went with the girl who knew the most English. Tina was wrapped in a towel the first time I saw her but she looked like she was well packed. However, when the towel came off I was surprised to see that she was pretty thick and not exactly well endowed in the chest. She would have to rely on her performance techniques to show me a great time. I am happy to report that her BBBJ skills made this session a success. There was no real GFE because she did not DFK, which I never understood because she had no problem with BBBJ. Why are so many SP's like that? Anyways, we did all the positions and worked up a good sweat while we were at it. After about 40 minutes, she got on her knees on the bed and sucked me dry. Another job well done. Afterwards, I was talking with her and I was astonished to find out that she was 40. She looks much younger. It just goes to show you, age should not be an obstacle for excellent mongering times.
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One afternooon in Ursynow
Many of you probably limit yourselves to the center of Warsaw, but there are other areas to try. As I have a car and live near Ursynow I have decided to start to explore options in this area and report on here.
The girl I selected is known as "Kasia Debut" on odloty.
[url]http://www.odloty.tv/cd/flash_info_popup.php/products_id/9435[/url]
from the pictures her body looked good and the comments on the site did not seem just shills.
The apartment:
5/5 - this is a new building on ulica Alternatywy so everything is clean and well maintained
The girl:
body 4/5 - she is definitely young, very nicely tanned with nice boobs and figure, a little bit fat but I personally prefer that to skin and bones
face 3/5 - not a model but more than just OK
The session:
First of she asked if I'd like a duet with her girlfriend, as I don't like upsell at the start and wanted for the first time to see what she was like, I declined. When the session started she was very eager at the BBBJ but not especially skilled. She did not want to DFK and when I went down on her she definitely did nothing to encourage me, in fact she complained that it's not fun because it's only nice with a "real boyfriend". Then we did some classical missionary and she was fine with it but certainly not encouraging or exciting. I would call this a GFE only if your girlfriend is someone who doesn't like sex and wants to get you finished ASAP.
However, all in all if you like young and pretty blondes to be sucking you off, she is a good choice.
WIR: probably not, but I may be tempted just for the pretty body.
The damage was 200PLN/hour.
Note: I spoke Polish with her and I suspect you need at least the basics to be understood.
Day 5 in Warsaw: the A train derailment
When a monger comes to Poland, it is always best to learn some local words. However, the Slavic tongue (insert your own Slavic tongue joke here) can be really difficult to learn for us "romantic" language guys. Requesting a BBBJ was easy, that is, just say oral "bez" condom. However, specialty options like Greek can be a bit more troublesome. I am not exactly a connoisseur of this particular kink, especially not like those merry gentlemen in the anal thread of this forum. A diversion on the A train just adds more fun and excitement to the mongering experience. But without the necessary slavic language skills, I just usually put my love missile in that area and poke around a few times while waiting for the good lady's response. Every time it has been no, but today I finally got a yes.
After spending all morning touring the Pawiak Prison area and the Barbakan, I made my way downtown for lunch and to plan today's hedonistic agenda. Monic at Wilzca 51/56 received a high rating on Alphatester's list and it was nearby so I figured it was a good place to start. This place was not as posh as Studio 2 but it was much nicer than any other venue I have visited so far. Funny how there was a nice early afternoon lineup but the only woman I remember was the woman I chose. Poala was not a tall blond but she definitely stood out amongst the cast of lovelies. Her body was incredibly toned and she wore a sexy red outfit like she was a devil. I am not one of those foot fetishists but her fuck me heels and beautiful feet did turn me on considerably. When we started our session, I can see how she developed her body. Poala was constantly in motion whether it was while performing BBBJ, CG (front and back), missionary, or doggy. I have had so much sex the last four days that it would take something exceptional to get me off; this was when Poala let me board the A train, or I should say this was when the A train ran me over while I was lying down. She pumped for a good ten minutes. For those of you who have sensitive stomachs, you may want to skip the next few sentences. Poala pumped so hard and fast that an accident occurred. She was very apologetic as she took some towels to wipe up the spillage. Incidents like this have happened to me a few times before so I was not really phased by it. Our time was running out anyway, so she ripped off the condom (hygenically the best idea) and gave me a BBBJTC. The A train ride was quite fun while it lasted and Poala was just an exceptional conductor. Another venue that received high marks was Sharon's parlor at Miedzana 4/9.
Since Alphatester was totally right about his review of Monic (he may have been off a bit about Studio 2), his review of Sharon's made me curious to investigate for myself. BTW, Sharon's is not far from Sienna 25 where there is a ghetto wall still standing. It was an adventure finding it. I had a great Kebab dinner at a place near there. Anyways, I digress, back to Sharon's. It was early evening and there were 3 girls in the lineup, two older women and a young brunette with a great ass. I am more of a tits guy than an ass man, but with this lovely, I made an exception. Plus, I already had an incredible time with a blond today so I thought I would mix it up a little. Magda was 27 but she looked much younger. At first I was a bit apprehensive because I thought anyone who looked this good (especially when they are young) will not likely perform well. I am sure a lot of you gentlemen know about this equation. But, after we talked and joked a bit, we got along swimmingly and although it was not exactly a GFE, it was still a very enjoyable time. Magda was quite attentive and worked very hard to please me. Her efforts were commendable. Like Alphatester, I would also highly recommend this place. Warsaw rules!
Is there a 2009 Alpha Tester map??
Hi there,
I am coming to Warsaw for the first time. Don't wanna waste any time so I would like to go with expert advise.
Is there a 2009 Alpha tester map with list of brothels and private apartments out there? If yes then please post the link.
Also what is the best casinos in town to play roullete?
What is the best place to take a hotel? In the city center? Do all hotels allow girls to come up to your room? If not then what hotel is advisable?
Are there any swinger clubs in poland. Do they have a good crowd. Some ladies who wanna get some?
Thanking you in advance.
Tarzaan
Day 6 in Warsaw: deceptive appearances
after spending all morning at the warsaw uprising museum (a must for even the amateur historian), i decided to go cross town and down. the public transit system is a godsend for any long term visitor to warsaw and one would be surprised to find out how easy it is to navigate. just buy a couple of 3-day passes at any streetside kiosk and you can go all over town very inexpensively. as an added bonus, it is a major thrill so see so many beautiful civilian polish girls in public. i think i mentioned this before but i will say it again: when the scorching summer temperatures arrive, it must be a real treat to see these gorgeous babes in scanty outfits. do make a mental note to come here in july or august.
today i planned to try out livia's parlor at pulawska 67/24, a bit south of the central area. fortunately, the tram stopped right out in front of the building. i have forgotten to mention that most of these establishments that i have patronized have their own dedicated buzzer, so there was no need to ring a specific room number. there have been a couple times where that was required but most places will have their own buzzer next to the building's buzzer. it was early afternoon when i entered livia's and there were only two sp's, an older blond who was not very distinctive and a younger woman who definitely was distinctive. anka was 25 with a major scar on her lip, tattoos all over her body, a major bosom, and more scars rep001tered about her torso. she was kind of hardcore looking, sort of like a character in road warriors with mad max. the choice was obvious. sadly, her performance left much to be desired. she was rather cold and aloof. she looked wild so maybe i thought her performance would be the same. the reality was that i could not be further from the truth. i tried to just concentrate on her tremendous chest but her coldness and passive demeanor really turned me off. the session was cut short and i just told her i had to leave. one can't win 'them all.
i caught a movie at some artsy fartsy theater, had some dinner at a vietnamese place (? ! ), and tried to rescue this mongering day with a visit to the alexis parlor at wilcza 32/102. some scary looking old dude (russian? ) let me in and i was given a choice between four unexceptional ladies. none of them really stood out but this one blond had really large boobs and a friendly smile so i chose her. natali was in her 30's and was from the ukraine. yes she was a big girl, but all that did was give authenticity to her chest. for a big girl, i must say she moved very well and was quite flexible. we did it all over that bed and moved to the floor. it was great. she was passionate with the dfk as well as with the bbbj (extra). just looking at those lovely jugs bouncing during cg and doggy was a very memorable experience. time just flew by. when we heard the knock on the door, she ripped off the condom and blew expertly until i blew expertly all over her face and body. normally, most guys in this forum (if given the choice) would not choose natalie because her appearance does not conform to conventional standards of beauty. they would have missed out on an exquisite experience. some times when you rely on too heavily on looks (see anka above), you may miss out on something spectacular.
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Day 7 in Warsaw: Studio strikes out again
It has been a week in paradise and not a palm tree is in sight. Monger holidays like the one I am taking now are usually spent in warmer climes (Brazil, Thailand, Philippines, etc.) but I must say Poland has turned out to be an outstanding destination. Obviously there is more to life than the old in-out, so Warsaw is also a great place for restaurants, museums, and night clubs. Luckily, for the single and horny guy (like you), it has many of the finer things that we seek in life.
Studio seems to get a lot of positive reviews in this forum so I kind of thought my bad experience at Studio 2 earlier this week may have been a fluke, YMMV and all that. So I decided to go to Studio 3 today and see if my luck will change. It was in a new apartment building surrounded by a bunch of older tenements. You have to take an elevator up to the 8th floor. The woman who buzzed me in spoke perfect English and gave me the instructions. It turns out she was the only one there on a Saturday afternoon. Kinga was a very young looking 21 with a slim and gorgeous body but unfortunately she had a rather weak chin. She sounded kind of ditzy whenever she spoke with that giggly tone young women tend to have. The apartment was really clean and posh, easily the nicest and most well decorated place I have seen so far. After showering, I waited for her in the bedroom. She came in, took off her clothes, and I was very impressed. Her body was smokin'. Normally, I like a lot of curves, but with Kinga, I made an exception. When she laid down next to me, I ran my hands all over her beautiful body. Her skin was magnificent. She received a lot of attention from me but sadly it really was not reciprocated. Yes unfortunately, GFE was totally out of the question, as was a PSE. I pumped away but she was not very interested in doing any work, other than playing the role of starfish. What a shame! That gorgeous body was a total waste. I supposed she realized what she had, so she figured she did not need to do any work. Needless to say, I did not finish. Getting aroused was no problem but reaching climax was not going to happen. She was still a very nice girl but this Studio experience was just about as bad as my first one.
Walking east on Jerozolimskie St. After leaving Studio 2, I knew I was in close proximity to some more down scale parlors. My trusty Alphatester map confirmed that I was near Marelin's at Jerozolimskie 121/123 m6. When I was rang in, I entered the more typical squalid, untidy, and small personal sized apartment. There were three girls (it was a tough choice between 2 busty ladies) in the lineup and I chose a tall, curvy blond. Monica was from the Ukraine and was probably in her mid-30's. When her clothes came off, I was amazed by the size her jugs. They were spectacular. I had to take pictures, but I promised her they were only for my own personal use (sorry guys). She was fun to talk to during the photo session and we got to know each other a bit. When we were on the bed, we had a fantastic time. She was a total GFE. This is the second day in a row where I was hypnotized by giant Ukranian boobs bouncing during CG and shaking during doggy. What made Monica better was that she was slimmer while her boobs were bigger. It might have just been an optical illusion where bigger objects look even bigger while situated near a smaller frame. Anyways, when our time was nearly up, she gave me a BBBJ that had me cumming all over that lovely chest. I should have taken a picture of that. Oh, well. Monica was superb. How can Studio get such a good reputation when the only good experiences I have had in a week have been in smaller, less frequented establishments? YMMV and it has varied quite a bit for me.
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