Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=CharlieShine;1763674]So I just got back from Pattaya and thought I would try to give people heading over an indication of prices and the current state of play etc.

Firstly, I am a former Thai expat with a GF in Pattaya so I didn't indulge (much) and I was with a friend who was a first time visitor so I wanted to show him as much as possible.

Observations: things have changed a bit since I was here last with a few gogo's closed and some new ones opened. Things seemed a lot more sedate than usual.

Also, as it was off season many bars were mostly empty, especially the beer bars on Soi 7 and in the that general area.

Off season is good and bad. Good because girls are friendlier and you get more attention. Bad because the best girls have gone home and you get lots of Chinese tourists wandering walking street, taking stupid pictures and huddled like sheep besides some dude with a flag. Why don't they tether themselves together so they don't get lost, poor dears.

Fav club: I-bar, no contest. Hot girls, good music, just plain fun place. The hotties had the usual snobby attitude and there weren't so many uni students as I have seen before but still good fun. Lucifer was second. Gravity 7 still rock and the led singer Koii is still hot (shame she is gay!) LOL.

As for the disco's: Mix is hit and miss. Go early for the better girls cause after 3 am it resembles a kennel. Marine. Still full of ladyboys. I went to the other one near Marine (can't remember name) but it was dead.
Hope this helps.

Cheers[/QUOTE]Nice summary Charlie.

On the ground now and your analysis is spot on.

IBar is definitely the spot. Made a great girl there and spending a lot of time with her. Only negative side is that the place is now off limits for hunting as she is there on the nights I don't spend with her.

On nights I am not with her I have been filling in my dance card with trips to the Six, but I have exhausted all the limited talent there. Will try Mixx one of these nights and maybe Flexx or the new club Brooklyn. Though they are all a distant 2nd to Ibar.

Lucifer was totally dead the 2 times I popped in for a look. But maybe my timing was just off.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1764058] She had a small sl*t mark, a. K. a. A tattoo, on the back of her left shoulder, which looked like the traces left by the nails of a man who had savagely scratched her. I bet she likes that.[/QUOTE]You mean a tattoo like on this photo?

It is actually a "sacred" tattoo, protecting its wearer from all kinds of harm and giving all kinds of blessings. Angelina Jolie has one it seems. She'd be delighted to hear you call it a **** mark.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1764256]You mean a tattoo like on this photo?

It is actually a "sacred" tattoo, protecting its wearer from all kinds of harm and giving all kinds of blessings. Angelina Jolie has one it seems. She'd be delighted to hear you call it a **** mark.[/QUOTE]Yes that's exactly it, although a bit smaller! I am not an expert about tattoos, but if this one is indeed "sacred" as you say, I hope I have not offended Buddha. As for Angelina Jolie, she is in the category of women who are beddable but not marriage material.

[QUOTE=JpDixx82;1763195]Anything else you may wish to point out. Will be ever grateful![/QUOTE]Something tells me you have not RTFF.

Dear friends,

We are a married couple approaching 40 who are keen to taste the pleasures of Pattaya.

We are reaching in 1st week of September for 2 nights and 3 days. We have the following queries.

1. My wife is looking for a hot male to give her a sensual massage and maybe more if she likes him. Can members.

Suggest if there are spas where this is available. Also any out call service providers that we can call to our hotel room?

2 we keen to go for a couple soapy massage. Members please suggest which one is best for this.

3 Is the devils den a good place for couples. What would be the price of we take a cop of girls. Is it better.

To call them to hotel?

Thanks please help.

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I saw this advertisement on Facebook from a bar called Baileys Soi7:

"1000 Baht a night for lady's to work in my bar, plus lady drinks. Please contact me for more info. ".

Is this a normal salary for a bargirl?

[QUOTE=AskeAske;1764825]I saw this advertisement on Facebook from a bar called Baileys Soi7:

"1000 Baht a night for lady's to work in my bar, plus lady drinks. Please contact me for more info. ".

Is this a normal salary for a bargirl?[/QUOTE]NO it is not. 1000 Baht a night for bargirls, he wouldn't be open very long.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1762732]Thai girls are conservative and very cleanliness fastidious, as had already been said. Not that many are into being fucked in the ass. Some do it, only for money. Some girls don't even want to kiss. In many years, only about 3 or 4 Thai girls ever asked me to fuck them in the ass. One of them for extra money, one only because it was her period. This is not South America.

You just want to have fun. But don't you ever ask yourself why what you ask for is fun?

Thai girls are not so influenced by the porn that they want to do repulsive things, even for small money. There are places in Thailand to go to push the boundaries a little. Its no problem to get covered ass fucking, no problem to get girls into lesbian activities, no problem to do CIM, no problem to molest and fuck girls in public bar area with others watching. Can you be satisfied with more normal Thai style waywardness?

I might be stupid or conservative, but during sex, I am also trying to make the girl have a good time and even orgasm. I like girls who like fucking, and are not just taking the money only.

Where is the fun in trying to make girls do things they don't want to do?

Do you want to cum swap, lick a dick that has just been in a shithole, etc. ? I trust not. It probably would not be fun. I don't even want a girl to finger my ass.

Money high enough can buy anything to make it "consentual" , but where is the fun that gives you value for money? Thailand is not the best place for imitating extreme porn. Ugly older East European hookers, as others suggest, maybe?[/QUOTE]GFE is pretty easy to come by in Thailand. If you want a girl to drink in bars and nightclubs with you and spend the night in your bed; snuggle up to you in the morning before going out for lunch and then an afternoon shopping together, well there are few places better than Thailand for this. To get a girl to do all that with you in another country would cost x number of times more than it would cost in Thailand as escorts in other countries normally charge by the hour.

I want to experience the PSE as much as I can and whilst I am still young and functional enough to be able to fully participate in and enjoy it.

Threesomes are fairly easy to get, whether from bar girls or freelances, and there are glimpses from various places of the you-can-get-whatever-what-you-want, disposable sex that is supposed to be be available from the Thai sex scene.

-lesbian shows, fucking with dildos on tables in open door bars such as Windmill.

-blow job bars where girls are happy to spend their time on their knees sucking the bare dicks of anyone who walks in off the street.

-Soi 6 bars where many girls will offer to fuck ass, often shouting excruciating details to strangers walking by in about what they will do for them.

-many bar girls / freelancers can be persuaded to bareback in order to provide that special GFE so that they can get the money they are looking for (or even get paid at all).

But it seems that Thai girls are conservative by nature and don't tend to enjoy the sort of adventurous sex that Western girls may tend to indulge in.

The problem is that you don't know for sure what sort of girl she is going to turn out to be once she gets to the bedroom. PSE or GFE. How slutty she dresses and how hot for you she appears to be in the bar / nightclub is often no reliable indicator.

On the last big birthday that I celebrated in Thailand I got a freelancer back to my bedroom. She spread her legs and I was about to bury my bare, rock hard erection inside when she protested "but I am working girl! She then fell asleep and could not be roused in the morning.

On another occasion on just a regular night in Bangkok I picked up a Nana car park freelancer who was happy to bareback on video for no extra charge, taking great enjoyment in leisurely licking my rusty bullet hole whilst addressing the camera with corny lines like "you have a beautiful ass? It tastes so sweet!, I love it. "

So nothing is guaranteed and as they say in Pattaya you should never make plans because plans go out the window as soon as you get there.

"As for the issue of bareback, the consensus seems to have been over the years it is that it is not that difficult to find. If a girl thinks that a guy is reluctant to wear one and won't give them any money if they have to then there is a fair chance that she will give in and do it without once she gets to the room. So there are probably many dozens of punters in Pattaya barebacking on any given night of the week with hookers they have just met. Barebacking is potentially harmful to your health (but so is smoking) but the chances of catching HIV / lung cancer from one incidence of barebacking / smoking is fairly low. Probably much lower than being involved in a car crash if you have been drinking or texting, and how many people do that every day? In the context of a one-off birthday celebration the risk might be considered acceptable".

Sorry but this paragraph is just full of rubbish and needs correcting. Saying that you have a low chance of infection from BB is not right. Please do not propagate these type of myths on this board.

Number 1: Pattaya has changed a lot in the 10 years I have been going. Less and less girls are doing BB and the ones that are, well lets just say they have less opportunities to make money than other girls. The safe sex message has come about because Thailand has a very high degree of HIV infection and ant-viral drugs are prohibitively expensive. Girls first and foremost work in bars to make and send money to their family. They are not here solely for our pleasure no matter how much we tell ourselves the opposite or how much we pay them. Why risk their lives or your own on an hour or so of BB? I'm not a fan of condoms but really, the feeling is not so different and waking up in the morning without stressing is priceless.

Number 2: Do you honestly think that catching HIV and lung cancer are in any way the same? One occurs in a single instance, the other is cumulative. What kind of twisted logic conflates the two?

Number 3: Its never 'acceptable' to risk your life or others lives having unprotected sex. Mate, you have zero credibility on this matter, you're just some anonymous dude on ISG. DATY / BBBJ all carry a very very small risk of HIV infection and a higher risk of STD infection. But BB sex carries a significantly higher risk and depends on a lot of factors beyond our control from the state of ones penis to the state of the girls vag. Micro tears in the girl or near the tip of your dick all allow infection to occur.

These are check able facts. I suggest you arm yourself with them before you endanger your life or the lives of people you try to advise.

This has been a community service announcement! LOL.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1763357]I have never seen someone pick apart a perfectly good post like this before. Very interesting. Thanks for the good report and don't worry about this thing. Keep posting.[/QUOTE]I thought this was a great critique! Excellent report and a great critique of how things might have been done better. We need reports from everyone, but to really learn we need these type of critiques. I hope the OP did not feel like he was being picked on, as I don't think he was, but was happy to get some excellent feedback from one with experience. I have been to Pattaya once, and I reported on my pathetic experience, and hope to get back there later this year. These types of reviews are exactly what I like to see.

[QUOTE=PritiMohit;1764724]Dear friends,

We are a married couple approaching 40 who are keen to taste the pleasures of Pattaya.


2 we keen to go for a couple soapy massage. Members please suggest which one is best for this.

3 Is the devils den a good place for couples. What would be the price of we take a cop of girls. Is it better.
[/QUOTE]I am not sure about the soapies in Pattaya for a couple but I assume they are the same policy as one in BKK that I visited with my g / f. We each took a girl and all 4 of us went to the same room. There are several nice soapies close to each other honey, sabaidee hard to miss them.

Have you even visited the devils den website? The price is very clearly listed for a couple of girls whether its an hour or two whether its at your hotel or on site. Yes it is a good place for couples to go as the girls are guaranteed to be bisexual.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1765171]I thought this was a great critique! Excellent report and a great critique of how things might have been done better. We need reports from everyone, but to really learn we need these type of critiques. I hope the OP did not feel like he was being picked on[/QUOTE]Exactly. And that is why I stated at the end that it was a great report. He gave us everything we needed to know. Who, where, when, and how much. I hate when guys make a post and say they picked up a chick and proceed to write something out of PH Forum and never tell us how much it set them back. I don't care about what you were doing in the room with her. Fucking is pretty much the same the world over. But if I was to visit XYZ city in ABC country, I want to know where I can pick chicks up, what time will they be there, and how much are they going to cost me and probably how long I can have them at that price. He did a great job of that.

Dear friends,

We are a married couple approaching 40 who are keen to taste the pleasures of Pattaya.

We are reaching in 1st week of September for 2 nights and 3 days. We have the following queries.

1. My wife is looking for a hot male to give her a sensual massage and maybe more if she likes him. Can members.

Suggest if there are spas where this is available. Also any out call service providers that we can call to our hotel room?

2 we keen to go for a couple soapy massage. Members please suggest which one is best for this.

3 Is the devils den a good place for couples. What would be the price of we take a cop of girls. Is it better.

To call them to hotel?

Thanks please help.

I tried with my (non Thai) GF to go to Devilsden - (I've been there before on my own, and it was not bad).

The owner wanted me to pay for two girls, and refused that I would take only one.

Of course I could have paid for two and take only one, but I did not like this idea at all.

We ended up the same night picking a girl from a gogo club, one that performed a lesbi show with another girl on the stage.

It was nice!

[QUOTE=PritiMohit;1764724]Dear friends,

We are a married couple approaching 40 who are keen to taste the pleasures of Pattaya.

We are reaching in 1st week of September for 2 nights and 3 days. We have the following queries.

1. My wife is looking for a hot male to give her a sensual massage and maybe more if she likes him. Can members.

Suggest if there are spas where this is available. Also any out call service providers that we can call to our hotel room?

[/QUOTE]There is a club called Swingers Cabaret (or something similar) close to my condo on Buakhaow 15 (right after the Mercure hotel). Some young boy band looking guys hanging outside. I think it is more geared towards a gay crowd, but the guys may go with ladies too. I've never ventured in as this is not my cup of tea.

May be worth checking out if all else fails.

Hope this helps!

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1765465]There is a club called Swingers Cabaret (or something similar) close to my condo on Buakhaow 15 (right after the Mercure hotel). Some young boy band looking guys hanging outside. I think it is more geared towards a gay crowd, but the guys may go with ladies too. I've never ventured in as this is not my cup of tea.

May be worth checking out if all else fails.

Hope this helps![/QUOTE]And then you find out that your GF's toy-boy has more interest in you than in her. LOL! That would be awkward.