Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;2094170]Online dating is only useful if your living in Brazil or staying for a long time (Months). If your just there for a few days or a 1-2 weeks, its a big waste of time. Your best bet is to learn Portuguese and hit up Lapa or any trendy club where the locals party. Also most Brazilian women will not take you seriously if they know your only going to be in town for a short while, and also if you look like the typical gringo and your in your 40's and 50's+, Most of the normal chicks will avoid you like the plague as Brazilians usually assumes any american / European men with a girl is a working girl, so most normal girls will not want that stigma when walking the streets or partying with you, especially if she is attractive. If you look like the typical gringo its better just to do P4P as you don't have to waste your time and you pay for what you really want at the end of the day.[/QUOTE]Agree. Free sex is vastly overrated. Mostly b / C its never free. Russians have a saying "the most expensive love is free". Remember the monger motto, "we don't pay them to stay, we pay them to leave". Even living in Brazil online dating is hard to justify given the better then girlfriend sex that is available with many GPS. I had a Tinder date thingy going with one, NSA, all good, but I still found myself preferring my favorite GPS. Other so called non-GPS will want you to take them shopping, to dinner, help them with their credit card debt, "emergencies" etc. In the end they are more $ and more demanding. There can be exceptions of course, but in many cases its not all its cut out to be.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2094470]If you do not use Uber then you are fucking yourself over. No more of that bus and train and taxi stuff for me. Uber is so cheap here that you almost feel sorry for the drivers. Last night me and my girl went from Lapa to Copa for 13 reais. I think it would have been 10 on the train plus we would have had to walk to and from each station.[/QUOTE]Yes, Uber is very convenient and cheap and I use it a lot also. On my last trip I used it when leaving, going to Galeo and it was 43 Reais which was cheap. I see in your screenshot that you got en even cheaper price going with Uber Pool which I never used. Seems like going with others will even bring the price down further.

I am wondering though, how it is working if you want to go FROM the airport when you arrive here. On my last trip I remember someone telling me that Uber are not allowed to do pick ups at the airport. Does anyone know how much truth there is to it and if so, is there a way to get around it? I would much rather take an Uber next time coming here than paying about the double price for a regular taxi.

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I am wondering though, how it is working if you want to go FROM the airport when you arrive here. On my last trip I remember someone telling me that Uber are not allowed to do pick ups at the airport. Does anyone know how much truth there is to it and if so, is there a way to get around it? I would much rather take an Uber next time coming here than paying about the double price for a regular taxi.[/QUOTE]Uber now picks up from GIG. You just have to meet them on the *departures* level not arrivals. When you call uber from the departures level, it will allow you to indicate what Door (Portao) you are using. It may be in Portuguese. It takes the drivers a while to get to you, because they are forced to park fairly far away in a waiting area.

At SDU, there is an Uber Lounge at the Bossa Nova Mall where you call and wait for the ubers. You just have to walk a little bit out of the airport itself into the neighboring Bossa Nova Mall.

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P.S. I did meet some guys in the hotel whose first time it is in Rio. They said they love it. Same as I was here in January, I met a guy at the airport whose first time it was and he said he loved it too. Like they say, you can't miss what you never had. [/QUOTE]My sentiments exactly. New guys (veterans too) need to focus on what's available to them now. There are still fine chicas and they still put it down, so for a newbie, it will be like when we all first went down there. Pretty sure in a few years, post Help Rio will be the good old days to some. LOL.

I've had uber pick me up at SDU without walking to the mall. As for uber pool, a driver in São Paulo told me of her encounter with a gunman who robbed her and the other passengers in the car. Hat tip to Cartman for suggesting uber black. Typically only another 5-10 reais per ride. That's two or three dollars. In the US, black is another 10-30 usd. Enjoy uber black while in Brazil. Definitely worth the step up.

For those of you lamenting the decline in Rio. Copacabana is an open air senior citizen center, and home of the ugliest pinch-faced, inbred white girls. Also, don't go to SP for white girls. The São Paulo look is caramel with black hair.

And now back to your regularly scheduled wank-off about Help.

A guy on the beach just gave me this flyer. Anyone know anything about this spot before me and my girl drag our asses up there?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2094575]A guy on the beach just gave me this flyer. Anyone know anything about this spot before me and my girl drag our asses up there?[/QUOTE]Just go their my friend; I need all the info I can get before my trip in December.

Also, check out Vila Mimosa too!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2094575]A guy on the beach just gave me this flyer. Anyone know anything about this spot before me and my girl drag our asses up there?[/QUOTE]Including the owner. It has been around for ages. It is a small club like the ones in the Lido area. Independents come and go looking for clients. Used to have a couple extremely small rooms (not too small for a threesome though) onsite. Found a couple superstars there, but most guys do not have the patience. It does help to know a few people as the owner and bartender would tip me off when a girl worth the time came in. If you are in Rio for a short visit, it is not recommended because it can be hit or miss.

[QUOTE=EricCartman;2094530]Uber now picks up from GIG. You just have to meet them on the *departures* level not arrivals. When you call uber from the departures level, it will allow you to indicate what Door (Portao) you are using. It may be in Portuguese. It takes the drivers a while to get to you, because they are forced to park fairly far away in a waiting area.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information about Uber pick ups at the airport (Galeo). It's good that it is possible now to go with Uber directly from the airport.

[QUOTE=LarryDavid;2094534]... As for uber pool, a driver in So Paulo told me of her encounter with a gunman who robbed her and the other passengers in the car.[/QUOTE]Wow, I am not too surprised that this happened in Brazil. Personally I would rather go with an individual Uber and not the Pool one, when there might be a risk like this. Uber is already so cheap and I don't see the point of trying to save a few Reais and to feel more unsafe just for that.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2094575]A guy on the beach just gave me this flyer. Anyone know anything about this spot before me and my girl drag our asses up there?[/QUOTE]I haven't been inside Casablanca but walked passed it a few times with a friend. My understanding is that it is a club very similar to Dolce Vita and Kalabria and it is also in the same neighborhood. A club where you pay an entrance to get in and inside are girls that are available to take out.

All *****houses, whether they be *****houses or the university volleyball team (hint hint) are the same: get to know the owners / managers / DJ. Hint hint: play Felipe Ret on a portable speaker. "Bote Ret" sounds like "Bote Hett. " Leave all the Portuguese language chat back in Berlin, because you're still a gringo, even after 5 years in the Copa penthouse.

So, onto the real challenge, can you knock up a rich girl, without a prenup? You know, advanced financial planning; now take care of me in manner to which my son will become accustomed? Fucking the poor girls for play (IE, the hookers) in any LatAm population doesn't take much more than reading this board and some practice on the ground.

But what are you practicing for? Knocking up a rich girl. That's the TD I want to read.

Can you knock up a rich girl in each State in Brazil? Had sushi lunch today with a Nordic German, Gaucha from Porto Allegre.

BTW, anyone hit some of those negras from Haiti. TSA girl in Miami was from a Haitian family, hit that thing in South Beach on a lay over, 50 cent style, Just a little bit video quality booty, almost made me want to make trip to Haiti.

Warm up on that mulatta pussy bareback.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2094599]Including the owner. It has been around for ages. It is a small club like the ones in the Lido area. Independents come and go looking for clients. Used to have a couple extremely small rooms (not too small for a threesome though) onsite. Found a couple superstars there, but most guys do not have the patience. It does help to know a few people as the owner and bartender would tip me off when a girl worth the time came in. If you are in Rio for a short visit, it is not recommended because it can be hit or miss.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2093992]As I said, Rio dating sites are a waste of time. If you have game, just walk around and use it. If you don't, pay. Over the years I have been hanging with a number of termas girls at the exact time they told a gringo they were going to meet up. These are girls who could have made some money but decided they preferred where they were. Imagine girls who aren't getting paid. If the girl has a job it is a good sign. If she looks like she actually is doing her job, that is another good sign she is not a flake.[/QUOTE]I have had totally the opposite joy with dating sites in Brazil and in Rio and had it not been for them I wouldn't have met majority of the non-pros I've had.

I've never searched for p4 p on cupid, semi-pro on Cupid-only straight up dating with no money exchanged.

I've paid for food / drinks for them all and an occasional uber.

Rio I've met up with maybe 20 all together and had 3 bad experiences which in one case was my own fault as I had been speaking to her and her sister separately on cupid without knowing they were sisters and then left one for the other. Overly ambitious.

Another didn't show up from Macapa,she was so fuckin hot too-a mulatta with the crazy bubble and breasts and smile so that hurt!lol -she gave me the runaround over a misunderstanding -again my fault-

A third was again very sexy morena from flamengo and after few weeks she asked me to bring her some boots from UK which she sent me the little money to pay for,i agreed and she flaked when she was supposed to pick them up in Rio so I gave them to a homeless girl on Nossa.

fuck her.

Of the remaining 17

10 fucked on 2nd date, 7 on 1st date.

Do I think that out of towners in Brazil online are easier than cariocas? Probably but Cupid has been a life saver so I can't agree with the forum on this one.

In comparison DominicanCupid is over 60-70% either putas or flakes. Brazil I've only encountered 3/4 on Cupid asking for stuff out of many hundreds.

Just my experience to balance it out.

Colombiancupid the girls ive met seem more genuine than DR.

I do think Tinder etc seem to be a waste from what friends say(I havent tried) but I cant generalize-i do know all the cupid ones have been amazing in general.

Its all about the pictures there-most Brazilians and cariocas are superficial and into looks so thats what I can put it down to and also profile content and portugese of course.

Without fluency I wouldnt have been able to get to know them or vice versa in a real meaningful way.

Its a bit of a science.

I have met normal girls on the beach,in NikeTown etc got a facebook w 2-bagged a third......met another at Olimpo-club in Bonsuccesso-not for gringos-tongue action in club but no follow up and one in Barra Music-same deal.

So in my experience I fare better online in general and since thats where many students and girls live I think its easier.

Avenida Nossa Senhora is still a catwalk for some amazing natural beauties and this always blows my mind.Some respond to talk on the street,others dont.

Maybe others fare better in Lapa etc..I havent..

but the Cupid to whatsapp transfer is easy and then we control the show-what to say-what to show etc...

its known as a controlled environment!lol

Good luck and dont give up on online...its the future in Rio..and a good part of the present.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2095102]All *****houses, whether they be *****houses or the university volleyball team (hint hint) are the same: get to know the owners / managers / DJ. Hint hint: play Felipe Ret on a portable speaker. "Bote Ret" sounds like "Bote Hett. " Leave all the Portuguese language chat back in Berlin, because you're still a gringo, even after 5 years in the Copa penthouse.

So, onto the real challenge, can you knock up a rich girl, without a prenup? You know, advanced financial planning; now take care of me in manner to which my son will become accustomed? Fucking the poor girls for play (IE, the hookers) in any LatAm population doesn't take much more than reading this board and some practice on the ground.

But what are you practicing for? Knocking up a rich girl. That's the TD I want to read.

Can you knock up a rich girl in each State in Brazil? Had sushi lunch today with a Nordic German, Gaucha from Porto Allegre.

BTW, anyone hit some of those negras from Haiti. TSA girl in Miami was from a Haitian family, hit that thing in South Beach on a lay over, 50 cent style, Just a little bit video quality booty, almost made me want to make trip to Haiti.

Warm up on that mulatta pussy bareback.[/QUOTE]Hahahah good one Vagabundo1.

Good question. What is the end game. End goal. Fuckin p4 p untill the soul is totally gone?? Kkkk.

Rich Brazilians will take some work, some porto, see some possibilities in you.

Haitians are so hot. Had an ex in Miami. Jeeez. When I go to DR next I'm grabbin some Haitianas fo sho.

Bodies and faces nuts.

[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;2095541]I have had totally the opposite joy with dating sites in Brazil and in Rio and had it not been for them I wouldn't have met majority of the non-pros I've had. I've never searched for p4 p on cupid, semi-pro on Cupid-only straight up dating with no money exchanged. Rio I've met up with maybe 20 all together and had 3 bad experiences which in one case was my own fault as I had been speaking to her and her sister separately on cupid without knowing they were sisters and then left one for the other. Overly ambitious.[/QUOTE]LOL. When I first got on Cupid 12 years ago I was talking to two chicks in Cali, Colombia. I asked the first chick that I was going to meet up with to bring a friend for my wingman. The girl she showed up with was the second chick that I was supposed to meet up with. They clowned me about it. It was hilarious. I am still in touch with the first chick. She has lived in Alaska for the past few years (shoulder shrug).

Now I talk to a school teacher in Lima, Peru that I met on there. She added me to her facebook and I went to look at her pictures. There it was, another school teacher in her pictures that I used to fuck. I had not talked to her in a while so I sent her a whatsapp message to see what she was doing. Fortunately she does not work at the same school anymore, so hopefully this one will not come back to bite me in the ass.

But maybe it has something to do with getting older. When I was in my 30's I had more Cupid chicks in Brazil than I could handle. Now that I am 45 it seems to be hit or miss with more flaky chicks. Still seeing no shortage in DR, Colombia, or Peru though.

Now that the exchange is over 3 to 1, is Brazil cheaper now, or did they just raise the price of all the hotels and termas. Last time I went it was 2 to 1 and I couldn't enjoy myself as much because it was so expensive. Haven't been back since and that was 2010.

It is true that the dating sites takes some work as it is a numbers game. Write to 25 girls, get a response from maybe 7 or 8 out of them and get a good conversation going with 3-4. It has been pretty easy though once I get the girls to speak on whatsapp. I tend to be honest in that I am just going to stay for a short while. That way it is easier to weed out the ones that are not up for casual sex but there will of course be less interested candidates. Sex on first date most times, occasionally on the second date. If I feel that a girl is really keen I will just be up front and tell her that I want to meet her for "carinho" and to kiss all her body and that normally works just fine. They will make a few surprised smileys and then be turned on. With two girls I made up a little lie about having a girlfriend with me here in Brazil. I figured that was a swift way of signalling what I am looking for. One of them responded that she wanted to see me but that she would rather wait for me to be single. The other one agreed to meet at a motel to fuck. A little bit of a turn on as well that she thinks you are cheating on someone.

It is always nice to have the adventure and the challenge to try to score with a regular girl. It adds a lot to the trip experience to have someone go sightseeing with, sharing a meal or go to the beach. Even met a few university girls that insisted to pay for their half which was a surprise.

Entao, on to the reporting. First stop Club 13 at around 11 am with maybe 6-7 girls present and a few guys. Good quality with three options that I would easily go with at that price point. Picked Ari, a 23 yo Bahiana, spinner type light mulatta with a really cute, innocent face. She claimed it was her first day in the location. Don't know about that but the service was ace. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, light domination and she begged me to cum in her face / mouth. 20 minutes is 65 reais and this girls is indeed very hot.

Onto Uruguaiana 24 to climb some stairs. Recognized a few of the girls from my last visit in June so had already sessioned with the two hottest ones. Had a date with Mariella, a full figured black sweetie with huge natural tits. Very good passionate service. Also made a visit to Rua do Ouvidor 130, sala 707, Hollywood Massagens I think it's called. Second time in a row with a disappointing lineup here, will avoid in the future. Next day meant a return to Club 13. Far less quality this time with the girls showing up late and a bit of a sausage fest really. Picked the best option which was Azianne (a girl with long hot legs and a nice ass, tiny tits. When we get up to the cabins there is a new really hot looking girl ready to make her way down to the bar, bad timing. The session was pretty good, BBBJ, DFK, DATY. Called it a day and went to Ipanema for a swim in the ocean and later on party time.

Woke up yesterday with a really bad hangover. After a good brunch at a kilograma buffet I was ready for action. Nothing makes me as horny as having partied the night before. Opted for a privee run. 13 de Maio 33 bloco be in Sala 1312, pretty decent lineup of 4-5 girls. Went with Patricia 23 yo, quite dirty and horny and was of course up for just about anything. Also visited Bloco A in the same building, sala 2304.6-7 girls of good standard at the price point of 50 reais for 15-20 minutes. I picked a beautiful dark mulatta, Estefani. 21 yo, spinner with the softest nipples, great kissing and intense fucking.