These Women Are More Than Qualified!
[quote=cagep1967]...get to the novias house talk for a few and all is forgiven.
the new girl calls me constantly and chats with me regularly, when i get back she wants more time with me and won't cause trouble with the novia.
the power of the almighty dollar, lol.[/quote]why do i have the feeling that these woman can check off #2, #6, #7, #9, and #10 on their "ho" qualifications.
-helpmann :d
[size=1][i][b]how do you know if she's a ho?[/b]
1. if you met her in sosua, boca chica, or punta cana, then chances are she's a ho.
[color=red]2. if she's not married and doesn't have a regular job, then chances are she's a ho.[/color]
3. if it's her birthday every god damn day, then chances are she's a ho.
4. if her brother, mother, or cousin is in the hospital and she needs some dough, then chances are she's a ho.
5. if her baby needs milk and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url] and she expects you to pay, then chances are she's a ho.
[color=red]6. if she has dozens of foreign male friends on her hi-5, badoo, facebook, or sonico then chances are she's a ho.
7. if she's barely literate in her own language, but speaks english fairly well, then chances are she's a ho.[/color]
8. if her cell phone rings every 5 minutes, then chances are she's a ho.
[color=red]9. if she has ever had a foreign boyfriend, then chances are she's a ho.
10. if she dresses like she just came from the disco, then chances are she's a ho.[/color][/i][/size]
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