Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Giotto; 1267744]Syzygies,

Thanks for taking me seriously.

You are right, this "explosion" is worrisome, I have to contact my shrink. I was under the impression that despite the declared purpose of this forum it was still a kind of fun place, where things are not taken too seriously. But I am obviously wrong. Never mind.

Giotto.

PS: Are there really forums where you can practice sarcasm?[/QUOTE]Detecting sarcasm implies the lack of taking you seriously. No need to say this since you were sarcastic yet again I guess!

The part of taking you seriously, was only that you seemed grumpy.

The only problem with the sarcasm, is that its probably more fun to write than to read.

Possibly comes from working with a guy once, who just used sarcasm 100% of the time, Thinking it was smart, and I got real bored by it.

Its gets a bit dull, if overdone or none too subtle IMHO. There are other techniques to create humour, rather than purely writing the opposite of what is common sense.

Looking back at some of Nic Frenchies older posts, and I see some really funny stuff, in a non sarcastic way because of the purely funny experiences, perhaps from culture clash and misunderstandings (when he was in a good mood, that is).

I don't claim to have any great writing skills myself, but try to keep it straightforward.

[QUOTE=Dreams; 1268174]This is very specific to the BKK thread. You do not have such stupid ratio (50/1) between mongering and non mongering posts in any other thread. Well so be it, if this what the local BKK ISG members want to do. There are other sources of info elsewhere for those of us who just want, as Jackson says, to share info on sex. So, yes, I went elsewhere to "get a life", and got it.

BTW, there are clear rules and guidance, but they are not followed, and, yes there are no penalties. This is because Jackson is alone, and does not monitor. I know of many other sites which have delegated monitoring to more people, and such non mongering posts would eitehr be deleted, or reassembled in new threads. Can't understand why we can't have some more threads about restaurants, politics, whatever, and keep one just for sex.

But who am I to say that. I should go away and get a life.[/QUOTE]This is not what the local BKK 1SG members want; if you look at types of post you're referring to they're posted mostly by a squadron of members who have high jacked this thread. Most of them don't even appear to be in Thailand. If Admin can't win this issue though, no one will so enjoy the reports you can and ignore the ones you can't. There's fun to be had out there in this land.

[QUOTE=Duniawala; 1267897]Let's see. You did not negotiate the price, took her an hour to travel to your place, you enjoyed it very much and you did not pay her what she asked. It's people like you who make others look bad.

You think she remembered you from the last time? For her every dick looks the same. You should be ashamed of yourself instead of bragging it here.[/QUOTE]Duni,

It took her an hour total. She made 2k for 1 hour (including the travel time of 5 mins) (not too bad) and he was expecting to pay the same as last time, since the price wasn't discussed. I don't negotiate price up front normally, but I don't think I would pay whatever the girl asked for afterwards, nor do I think you would. I would pay a fair amount, and probably same as last time, unless she had clearly worked a lot harder than normal, or was a very long ST.

Girls do get slightly baffled by me at times, because I don't pay exactly the same every time. Shit I can't even always remember what I paid last time. I tend to pay based on effort, performance, and duration, with some bonus for top looks and body. However I am known to be very fair or better than fair I think.

Girls that make a habit of pleading for extra money when have already been paid very well, don't thrill me much, and tends to put me off getting the hots for them next time.

[QUOTE=Dreams; 1268174].

But who am I to say that. I should go away and get a life.[/QUOTE]Nahhh,

You better stay.


Giotto

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1268211].

The only problem with the sarcasm, is that its probably more fun to write than to read.

Possibly comes from working with a guy once, who just used sarcasm 100% of the time, Thinking it was smart, and I got real bored by it.

I don't claim to have any great writing skills myself, but try to keep it straightforward.[/QUOTE]Syzygies,

No idea where it comes from. Grumpy?

My idea is: You stick to your straightforward writing style, and I stick to my straightforward sarcasm. And both of us are happy, ok? Let's not get too serious about writing styles.


Giotto

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[QUOTE=Forest; 1267492]Goatscrot, LittleBigMan and Natty Bumpo: perhaps you can take a time out from your debate and help me with an IMPORTANT issue: Where can I find a beautiful Thai girl if I arrive at my hotel in downtown BKK at 1 am?

Thanks in advance for getting back on track. F[/QUOTE]Well, I don't know where your hotel is, other than "downtown", but let's assume it's near NEP. Then you have these options:

The Nana Parking Lot.

The Nana Entertainment Plaza.

Nana Liquid disco.

The bars & streetwalkers in the nearby vicinity.

I wouldn't bother with Annies, as they seldom have any beautiful girls at any time of day, let alone 1-2 AM, if they're even open. I'd expect much the same with Dr. BJ's. Maybe they could try recruiting a handful of the 1000's of drop dead gorgeous females one can see in or near MBK every day.

I think Wolfhound is acting out of line.

This poster needs a warning from Jackson.

At the airport, after checking into immigration, I walked toward the luggage area and noticed a horrible stench of BO, mind you, I've played a lot of school yard basketball, but this was the foulest odor I've had enough misfortune of smelling. I looked to me left and there were 7 or 8 indians standing there. I feel sorry for anyone other has to sit next to these stinky peoples in the airplane!

Anyways, Just got back from Dream Heaven massage on Soi 33. This place has quite a few hot girls from what I saw. I chose Tip, this girl has nice big tits and hot ass, more curvy than the average thai girls. I chose the nuru option for 2300 and it was well worth it. Got in the shower with her (naked of course) and I'm not sure where all this crap about thai babe's not being seductive came from, but this girl had it in spades. Service was great for such a hot chick too, great BJ and the whole 9 yards. After the first shot she gave me massage, I actually fell sleep. LOL. Got another round with her for extra 500. I might go back and pick 2 girls.

Hi Tony,

I have traveled to Delhi and Mumbai quite a few times from BKK and had the misfortune to sit next to a few of these stinky people who are totally illiterate, uncivilized and morons. I was told by the flight attendants that they work as carriers / mules bringing electronic and other contraband items into India for a small fee. The general educated Indian population does not fit this category. I have tons of Indian friends who carry themselves professionally and smells better than many westerners I frequent with. Thailand has a huge population of these stinkos who are leaving a bad impression of the Indians.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1268211]I don't claim to have any great writing skills myself, but try to keep it straightforward.[/QUOTE]Here I go away for a long while and I see you're still complaining. Things haven't changed. (Except the prices at Annies Maybe) hahahahaha.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1268211]Looking back at some of Nic Frenchies older posts, and I see some really funny stuff, in a non sarcastic way because of the purely funny experiences, perhaps from culture clash and misunderstandings (when he was in a good mood, that is).[/QUOTE][QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1268435]Here I go away for a long while and I see you're still complaining. Things haven't changed. (Except the prices at Annies Maybe) hahahahaha.[/QUOTE]Speak of the devil. Good to see you back.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1268464]Speak of the devil. Good to see you back.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Good to be back.

Done the non-P4P for too long, time to get back to some serious Massage-time. Reviews will come soon.

[QUOTE=Giotto; 1268255]Nahhh,

You better stay.

Giotto[/QUOTE]Too late, have already gone. But I may come back, don't worry, there is too much fun to be had in BKK, even without the "help" of useless posts on ISG.