The start of a bad weekend in Bangers
its friday night, and we're off. friday is one of the worst days to bother going into town from where i live, it'll take at least an hour and half, so we decide to stay local (seacon square area).
first stop taxi to hooters, nothing like the western version, 10pm, the place is empty, couple of welcome girls outside, nothing special (apart from the cowboy hats they are wearing) we are told 1,800 to take her to a hotel, appears all in. had a few beers and left, went into a big thai massage place next door, mp was small and had 2 old fat gals only, didn't ask the price.
crossed over to whats up bar, katoey welcomes you (bloody ugly one too) live band, typical thai mid range, small disco bar, we order a bottle of whiskey and decide to lubricate the joints for a while. the locals were very freindly, all the usual freindliness, no p4p of course, perhaps a couple of freebies, but why bother, p4p is so much easier.
kick out is 1am, a group of thai lads we were talkin too ask us if we want ladies, only 700 baht everything, duh ! they have bikes, we grab a taxi and follow, we end up at a hospital down the side of sam rong shopping centre on sukhumvit, we get out the cab and enquire, turns out on of there mates who had left a little earlier had come off his bike and was in here, we made our excuses and left.
back in a taxi we headed to soi lasanne (from sukhumvit end) there are several karaoke joints here, they all appeared closed except one, we entered, couple of nice girls on the front, but not interested in us (probably why they work in a thai karaoke bar and not nana!) we have a beer and then leave, all very freindly.
our taxi driver then advises us he can take us to where there are ladies, i ask where, he says theparak road, its very close to where we are so off we go. we are on the stretch of theperak between srinakarin and sukhumvit, very close to the sukhumvit end, heading in the direction of srinakarin, we pull over, there are at least 5 thai guys hanging around on the road, everything feels good, no strange looks or movements, we jump out and follow one of the guys, we are led between almost closed stell shutters, through a shop of some kind and into a back room (please note at this point, i don't recomend this ever, but there was nothing to suggest things were bad) in the back room were 3 woman (18yrs, 24yrs, 35yrs) nothing really special to look at, there was a well dressed lady, her english was perfect, kept calling me sir, she did the deal, 700 baht each including room. we grabbed 2 and exited. we were taken to a building down the side, looked more like your typical thai appartment block than a hotel. given 2 rooms, and left, i was asked to shower, no probs, i asked mine too as well, she refused, didn't want a shower, when i came out she was on the bed, shirt and bra still on, towel wrapped round her waist, i joined her, she pushed a condom on me, i moved my hand to release her breasts, was met with no, she then indicated for me to start pumping her, (question to myself here "what did i expect?") i ripped the condom off, chucked it on the floor, and stood up, she jumped up and in a flash had her jeans on and was gone. i knew what was next, the guys were going to be full on thinking i was going to get shirty and demand back the money, no such thinking. i left the room and knocked my mate up, he too was having the same trouble and getting dressed, the guys turn up behind me wanting to know what was so bad, i explained the girl was a waste of time, i changed my mind, but keep the money, no big deal, he relaxed, explained to his buddies what was going on and everything was smiles and fine. as we were leaving a girl exited a room and asked me if i wanted her for 100 baht, she looked good, but lady luck wasn't going to be around all night, so we left.
called that a night, but was looking forward to akane, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] & catherines tommorrow (see bangkok mp for fr)
in summary, its fun to mix with the locals out of town, although you need to understand what is going down all of the time, for p4p, stick to the farrang scene, mp's or at least real establishments, steer clear of dodgy undergraound places like the above, not because its dangerous, but because you're not going to get what you want anyway.
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