Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

[QUOTE=Wanking;1697462]Yes hopefully, have you picked your dates yet??[/QUOTE]Nothing final, but the plan is second week. On 13th there is a mydirty-porndate event that I am looking forward to. I am a sucker for private porn.

I went to the gangbang last Thur 19 Mar. This was my first time in Insomnia, I have however been to ERW a few times, and FKK Artemis many times before.

I paid E90 to the lady at the reception and left all my clothes (incl wallet in pocket) with her, no problem when I collected at the end of the night. I was there from approx just after 2 pm when it opened to near midnight when it closed.

Overall I had a great time, I had BJ and CFS with nearly all the house girls there at some point, there was three swinging couples there later but I didn't find any of those women attractive. The food there is nothing special but it is included in the price so I can't complain really. Beer is also included in the price aswell, I had about 6 Becks during the course of the night.

My only complaint about this place, and unfortunately for me it is a pretty big issue, is that except for 2 girls, all the other girls insisted on CBJ instead of BBJ. I really like BBJ and it's standard in the likes of ERW and Artemis. Because of this issue I may not return. If this isn't an issue for you, then I have no problem recommending as everything else was good such as standard of facilities, attractive girls, friendly staff. I just wish they didn't have this CBJ policy.

Cheers, Mac75.

[QUOTE=Mac75;1697506]My only complaint about this place, and unfortunately for me it is a pretty big issue, is that except for 2 girls, all the other girls insisted on CBJ instead of BBJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report man! And I totally agree with you concerning the CBJ.

I have a quick question:

I am going to the Saturday Night Fuck party April 4th, where they have a dress code. I have been to gangbangs before, but this is a different matter. Can anyone give me examples of what: "Sexy" "sinful" and "obscene" might be? I kind of get the "Obscene" bit, but I would rather go for the "sexy" or "sinful" thingy. Any tips?

[QUOTE=RandomTraveler;1698506]
I am going to the Saturday Night Fuck party April 4th, where they have a dress code. I have been to gangbangs before, but this is a different matter. Can anyone give me examples of what: "Sexy" "sinful" and "obscene" might be? I kind of get the "Obscene" bit, but I would rather go for the "sexy" or "sinful" thingy. Any tips?[/QUOTE].

Any type of sexy costume will probably do. I reckon if you just wore a black vest with no underwear and maybe some sort of boots that might do. Regular black teeshirt and boxers isn't acceptable on this night apparently, although I got away with it on a Friday night last year. I was also told you can rent an erotic costume there for a few euros!

Look forward to your report on this particular night.

Good report there Mac.

I feel overwhelmed by my own cleverness here. I am going to SNF at Insomnia tonight, and have booked a hotel nearby. Almost on top of it actually.

Hotel Alt Tempelhof. Not too expensive, restaurants nearby, and less than three minutes walk to Insomnia. Just a tip for those who doesn't want to book a taxi 3 o clock in the morning.

[QUOTE=RandomTraveler;1703071]I feel overwhelmed by my own cleverness here. I am going to SNF at Insomnia tonight, and have booked a hotel nearby. Almost on top of it actually.[/QUOTE]Hope you had a good time.

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[QUOTE=Wanking;1703371]Hope you had a good time.[/QUOTE]Random Traveler.

Any report on your Saturday visit to Insomnia as I was thinking of paying a visit. You seem to have disappeared or were you rumbled by your girlfriend or wife?

Rgds.

Ilink.

[QUOTE=Ilink;1711089]Random Traveler.

Any report on your Saturday visit to Insomnia as I was thinking of paying a visit. You seem to have disappeared or were you rumbled by your girlfriend or wife?

Rgds.

Ilink.[/QUOTE]There is no guarantee of entry on Saturday night there, so maybe he wasn't allowed in.

[QUOTE=Ilink;1711089]Random Traveler.

Any report on your Saturday visit to Insomnia as I was thinking of paying a visit. You seem to have disappeared or were you rumbled by your girlfriend or wife?

Rgds.

Ilink.[/QUOTE]No rumbling by anyone Have been offline the last three weeks because of, well, reasons.

I visited Insomnia April 4th for the SNF, and I have some mixed feeling about my experience.

To get the most of the night, I arrived at eleven o'clock, well in time for the midnight ritual I've heard so much about.

Payment and change of clothes went painlessly, and the girl at the counter was very helpful and friendly. I wore pinstripe tux pants, no underwear and a black leather west, in case you're interested. And some additional gadgets and bling to kink it up a bit. Dominique gave me complements all evening about my outfit, so I guess it worked out. (or she was being sarcastic, in which case, she is awefully good at it).

The first thing that hit me when entering the club was how loud the music was. I probably sound like an old grunt, but I am in the lower thirties, and I play in a rock band, so I should know a thing or two about loud music. But the music here was LOUD! Not unbearable in itself, but made it close to impossible to have a conversation with anyone. As the night went by, I got in contact with a girl from the UK, and managed to have some decent conversation with her, but talking to the native germans, who mostly have poor english skills, it was hopeless. (I hope I don't offend anyone, but germans, in my experience, aren't the best english speakers).

So I grabbed a drink, and waited for half an hour for the midnight ritual. It was worth the wait! Dominique and the house ladies got on top of the podium and the show began. As it was easter themed, there were a lot of rabbit ears, baskets of eggs and vegetables which were used (or abused, it depends on how you view it). Half was through the show, the house girls (three of them) got down on all four, and revealed a shiny chain dangling from there pussies. Dominique then gave them a yank, and golden eggs came popping out. It probably sounds ridiculous, but it really was a great show.

At the end of the show, Dominique led one of the house girls over to the bed in the middle of the room, grabbed a male guest that seemed to be single, and ordered him to fuck her. And he did. I took my pants off and jumped right in to the mix. There where four house girls in total, and they all seemed eager to please. I don't think they were acting mechanical at all, despite what many have claimed. They did rush it a bit though. When I first got down with the readhead, she wanked me stiff, gave me a condom to put on, and fucked me senseless. I popped after maybe 4 minutes. She didn't even wait for me to pull out before she was looking for her next victim. But it's a gangbang, so what could I expect. In all, a pretty good session.

I grabbed a drink, and waited for the next round (which started upstairs without me knowing). Half of the maybe 100 people there where fucking their brains out, in the corners, on different beds, behind closed curtains or in the shower. A lot of fucking. Only two or three swinger couples were sharing, which was disappointing. However, one guy, fully dressed, didn't seem to do any fucking at all. He was holding his chained up wife on a bed, and told everyone she was open for serving. "Arche ist also möglich" he said. And I did. Also a nice experience.

That was my second and last session that night.

I think Saturday Night Fuck is pretty great. I liked the vibe and the hospitality from the management. The quality and service of the house girls were also pretty good imo. Not a 10, but maybe 7, which isn't more than one can expect. I think if you speak german, and have more ways with words than me, you can get some good action from the swinger couples as well. SNF is not for me, but I think most people would consider the evening a great experience.

I kind of rushed through my review, here, so please ask if you have any questions.

[QUOTE=RandomTraveler;1712738]

I kind of rushed through my review, here, so please ask if you have any questions.[/QUOTE]Well thanks for the review, how many real single ladies apart from the 4 house girls??

[QUOTE=Wanking;1714201]Well thanks for the review, how many real single ladies apart from the 4 house girls??[/QUOTE]I saw only three which without a doubt were there by themselves. Could have been more, but I can't confirm it.

I just have a look on this site;.

[URL]http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/club.html?type=team[/URL]

Is any of this is ladies partying or beocme a house girl??

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Adindas;1724388]I just have a look on this site;.

[URL]http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/club.html?type=team[/URL]

Is any of this is ladies partying or beocme a house girl??

Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]http://yoran-nesh.com/index.php/nggallery/insomnia-2015-1/saturday-night-fuck-2015?page_id=47[/URL]

I have seen quite a few young German girls are partying in Insomnia Thursday party. I remember their names, Jossi, Gills (or soemthing like that), Vanessa. These girls are dead georgeous. Are they house girls or single girls looking for fun??

How to differentiate between house girls and single girls in the party??