3 Day Short Trip to Yangoon
I came back from my 3 day trip to Yangon last night with mixed feelings. That was break from my recent Pattaya trip.
Definitely a very interesting experience, but for me nothing that I would have to repeat.
Unfortunately I was not lucky with the weather. 2 of the 3 days have supposedly unloaded a cyclone over Myanmar and consequently prolonged rain.
But my days were pretty well filled with daytime program. I had a day trip with a taxi driver who drove me to all the attractions around Yangon. (How can one actually come up with the idea of changing from left to right-hand traffic?) That's insane and that's what every taxi driver told me, who uses the steering wheel on the right side if they drive on the right and does not see the traffic correctly. They asked me as co-driver constantly, whether they can overtake or not. Just sick!
Stayed at the City Star Hotel. Its on a 600 THB Pattaya Room level, but its OK. Carpet dirty and smells a bit, but for 3 nights OK. Girls no problem with ID.
My Mongering Activities:
I tried to go to Emperor 3 x. 3 x the pimps outside have caught me. I'm a straight-to-the-business guy and that's why it suits me.
On the whole positive experiences. With the pimps and the girls too.
You got into the car and then drove away (not far, a little bit around the corner).
Then came from another van or out of a house 3 girls who sits to you on the back seats.
Did not want them, then the next came, etc. Always had 70 k for 2 hours. Was always kept. With 2 girls I had 2 rounds and gave them 10 K tip. Both were very passionate with kissing and BBBJ.
A somewhat chubby 18-year-old with beautiful breasts and a bigger Brunette.
The third girl, which was the cutest came from a different pimp than the other two and was unfortunately a total failure. Stunner top body, 18 years, beautiful breasts and face.
She was a don't touch me Girl, who was playing with her telephone all the time, no kissing, no BJ, nothing. When I was hard, she opened her legs and waited until I was done. Sucked, but since I did not want any stress with the pimps, I did not fool around, did my two rounds, paid her and let go. She had even asked for Tip, but I just laughed and showed her the door.
I always paid after. The Pimps wanted Money before, but I told them I never pay before.
On the day of departure, I approached a taxi driver in the morning, who then drove me to such a special massage place (Yangon is full of them). Out of one we are out again, because the girls were not happy there.
In the second, the girls were presented to me and there was a beautiful blond hair dyed, which had very nice breasts and smiled at me nicely. So I took her.
The "massage" cost 35 k + 10 k for BumBum to the girl.
Was performed in such a very small space room with mattress on the floor, behind the curtain.
Soso, but it was OK. I will be mourning for a long time from her pretty face and her delicate breasts!
The number behind the curtain was awesome and very GF, I will remember that for a long time.
In general, I found the women there very beautiful, they have a really appealing look. Often such an India-Thai mix.
I have never felt unsafe or exposed to a danger there at any time. The best always to be well with English-speaking taxi driver (and pay them) and they translated for you, etc.
Definitely very interesting 3 days, but I do not have to go there again.
And chewing this beguiled nut and spitting out this everywhere is also pretty disgusting and annoys me.
Everybody does that everywhere. Everyone!
Lavender spa in Chinatown
Yesterday I tried Seagull spa in Chinatown. Lanmadaw Hotel - 9th. Guy at the reception showed me menu. Various options available. Most 90 and 120 minutes. I picked some kind of oil aroma for 25,000. Guy shows me tablet with half a dozen pictures of young guys?! I said that I prefer girls. He said sorry and tell me to follow him into small dark room with a tiny massage table in the middle. The was in the hallway. She did not look attractive at all. I said thank you but not today and left.
So, yes I am sure you can get extra there, but in my case it was not worth it.
I got couple of excellent foot massages by young cute girls in Chinatown areas. One gave me viber number. Trying to arrange some oil massage with her. Wish me luck.
9 days in Yangon. Field report
Fellow Mongers,
Currently on the ground here and although I don't need to tell you, it's much harder these days to continue our hobby almost everywhere in the world. This is my third trip to Burma and now, sadly, not a freelancer in sight on the streets any more.
The only game in town for those without pocketfuls of cash is Emperor. The girls in Emperor start asking about 130,000 kyat ($93) at current rates and quickly drop to 100,000 kyat which is still more than I am prepared to pay for pussy. I did meet a couple of more reasonable and cute girls which I interviewed over several nights who ended up accepting 50,000 kyats ($35) for ST. Both claimed to be 20 YO but I suspect had a little more mileage on the clock. As you know it is hard to tell the age of Asian girls but I suspect late 20,s.
I took the first one after a few days of interview and she was not shy, showered with me and shaved her pussy when I handed her my razor. She had one of the tightest pussys I have ever experienced and after I pulled out about 40 minutes of action, there was blood on my dick and on the sheets. She claimed that it was because my dick is so big (LOL) but I suspect it may have been some mensrual blood.
Two nights later I took the other one, same deal, (both appeared to know each other well) including shaving of the pussy however my blue balls exploded after about 15 - 20 minutes. Both girls provided a real GFE and I intend to see them both again tonight at Emperor, for social reasons only because I have run out of pussy money. No condom was expected with either of the girls.
The experience at Emperor is surreal for new comers with 15 to 20 girls all surrounding you saying 'Hello, 'I love you' all claiming to be 18 or 20 years old, illuminating their faces with their smart phones in the semi darkness. A great feeling for the ego of a senior member 72 YO.
Outside Emperor and in nearby streets there are touts with small cars containing up to 8 girls wanting between 20,000 and 70,000 kyats. I always show these guys the courtesy of looking at their girls through the car window, who look very young and some also looking not happy but never take any because, the older I get I am looking for more than 'wham bam, thank you mam'.
COVID 19 may as well not exist here in Yangon, so it's business as usual, up to a point.
Happy mongering,
Johnie.
