Four night romp in Santa Cruz, Bolivia!
Why Bolivia? I've never been and I always wanted to visit the country. Why Santa Cruz? I would not survive in the highest capital in the world, La Paz! Plus, I was going to Asuncion, Paraguay, and I figured I would just hop over to Bolivia. Thus, it was a double county romp in the making.
First and foremost, I want to thank World Travel 69 for his excellent map. There was very little information that I found, but his map was golden!
Logistics:
Flight:
I flew Amaszonas airlines out of Asuncion to Santa Cruz and back for $320.
The Visa on Arrival:
A passport is required to enter Bolivia. USA Citizens arriving by air may obtain a "visa en arribo" (visa on arrival) at the airport (VVI) in Santa Cruz. This is a multiple entry visa valid for 10 years and costs $160, payable in USA Currency (credit cards are not accepted).
*IMPORTANT: US Dollar notes must be in perfect condition. Old, torn, or marked notes will not be accepted by officials (I used new unmarked 20 dollar notes).
US Citizens Must Present:
6 month validity remaining on passport.
2 copies of passport information page.
2 passport photos (No longer needed)
Evidence of a hotel reservation (OR Airbnb reservation).
Detailed printed itinerary of your time in Bolivia (For this, I just printed out places I wanted to see and places where I wanted to eat from Trip Advisor, and yes, they did ask for the document).
Exit ticket out of Bolivia.
Proof of economic solvency (credit card, cash, or a current bank statement) - They did not ask me to show proof.
Immigration did not seem very happy when I arrived. The first question: Why are you here? Well, I wanted to reply, "I'm here to fuck some of your putas! Where should I go first? Do you have any hot sisters, cousins, or nieces?" BUT, I knew better! I replied, "I've never been to your country and I'm only a simple tourist. ".
Logging:
I rented a plush two bedroom / two bathroom apartment on Airbnb for $80 per night. The place had 24 hour security and my host was great.
Money:
The rate I received at the bank was 6. 85 Boliviano to 1 USD. The bank did ask to see my passport and wanted an address and phone number where I was staying in Santa Cruz.
Getting around town:
Getting from the airport, I paid less than 3 bucks to the apartment. The exchange rate at the airport was the same rate at the bank. Returning to the airport, the driver wanted twice the rate; pinche bastardo!
I took taxis everywhere. None of them were metered, so I always asked how much they would charge me before I got into the cab. They were all pretty honest and the taxis were dirt cheap, 2 to 5 bucks pretty much anywhere in town.
Language:
Very few people, taxi drivers, and restaurant workers knew how to speak anything but Spanish. I struggled at times, but that was part of the fun of exploring a different country.
Communication:
I have the T-Mobile North American plan. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my apartment host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.
Where I ate in Santa Cruz:
La Casa del Camba (twice): Excellent local dishes!
El Alijibe Combia tipica: Good, but the one above was better IMHO.
Republica: Skip the place, average food to say the least.
Overall thoughts on food: I only ate in three restaurants and thought only one was outstanding for the traditional food; La Casa del Camba.
The Venues:
With the help of World Travel 69's map, I was off and running the first night. The map had strip clubs and smaller clubs, kind of like casas. I mixed them both every night and tried to get as much information to update the map. But, there were so many, I may have gotten more than half way through the places listed.
I was determined to gather as much information as possible. In each bar / club / venue, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. All of the prices are in Bolivianos, some in USD. I'm now drinking vodka and soda water when I travel. The fichas were various prices, I am quoting the lowest ficha price.
These places are either closed, new, OR are regular clubs:
Queen Club and Bar: Just a regular silly disco.
Cesar Palace: Closed.
New Curry Show: Closed.
Aqua Luna Show: Closed.
Club Capricho: Old name, now the name is Kaprichoos.
Tiffanys Show Internacional: Went by there twice; closed.
Club de Compania Las Vegas: Not there.
Club Osiris VIP: Not there.
Club listed as "Name?" on Av. Viedma # 213, between Av. Brasil and uflo de Chavez is called Las Diosas (will report).
Kabaret: new privado. Segundo Anillo entre Av. Piral why Grigota, Plazuela Guarani Casa #111 (will report).
Luxos VIP: new club. Av. 26 de Febrero 2 do. Anillo entre Av. Roca why Coronado why Pirai frente Cooperativa San Martin de Porres (will report).
Club: Cafe Show.
Cover: 50, includes one drink.
My drink: 50.
Ficha: 80.
Sex: 100 USD /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: 11 Wednesday.
Comments: Nice club, but pricey.
Club: Kaprichoos.
Cover: 40, includes one drink.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 90.
Sex: 300 B /30 minutes.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 30.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: 11:30 Wednesday.
Comments: Nice big club!
Club / Privado: 198 Calle 36.
Cover: none.
My drink: didn't ask.
Ficha: 40 (I think).
Sex: 300 B /30 or 400/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 5.
Quality of chicas: good.
Night / Time: Midnight Wednesday.
Comments: Nice little club and I liked the girl I was with.
Club / Privado: Las Pinas.
Cover: none.
My drink: 30.
Ficha: 30.
Sex: 500 B /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 4.
Quality of chicas: OK to a tad better than OK.
Night / Time: 1:30 Wednesday.
Comments: Chicas were friendly, we did some tequila shots!
That was about all I could handle Wednesday night!
Club / Privado: Exotica Club.
Cover: none.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 40 big ass beer.
Sex: 300 B /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 4.
Quality of chicas: OK to good (mine).
Night / Time: 11:30 Thursday.
Comments: Small cozy place, I went there again Saturday night because I liked the girl.
Club / Privado: Hot Night.
Cover: ?
My drink: ?
Ficha: ?
Sex: 200 B /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 2 - but I was told more would be there on Saturday.
Quality of chicas: ?
Night / Time: 1 Thursday.
Comments: The place has two blue lights and is across the street of Exotica Club. I rang the bell a couple of times and I guess I woke them up. Thus, I checked prices and moved on to greener pastures.
Club: NC Paradise.
Cover: 80 - two drinks included.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 90.
Sex: 1000 B /200 for the room /30 minutes.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: I was told 80, saw at least 50+.
Quality of chicas: Very good to fucking hot!
Night / Time: 1:30 Thursday.
Comments: What a great club! The club had shows, an outdoor pool, outdoor sitting area, and a ton of fucking women! I returned there Saturday night for my nightcap.
Club: Anaconda VIP.
Cover: 5 B (yes, 5 lousy Bolivianos).
My drink: 30.
Ficha: 50.
Sex: 250 B /1 hour or 200 B /30 minutes.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 10.
Quality of chicas: ugh to OK.
Night / Time: 11 Friday.
Comments: strange club, only offered whisky and sodas.
Club: Las Diosas.
Cover: none.
My drink: 30 whisky.
Ficha: 50.
Sex: 250 B /1 hour or 200 B /30 minutes.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: 11:30 Friday.
Comments: The place was packed with locals and one too many were staring me down. Stayed long enough to gather the information needed.
Club: La Mansion.
Cover: none.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 70.
Sex: 100 USD /30 B for the room /30 minutes.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 10.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: midnight Friday.
Comments: Nice club, but quite pricy.
Club / Privado: Kabaret.
Cover: none.
My drink: 50.
Ficha: 50.
Sex: 200 B /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 2.
Quality of chicas: good and very sweet chicas.
Night / Time: 12:30 Friday.
Comments: Cozy place with nice people.
Club: Luxos.
Cover: 40 - includes one drink.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 60.
Sex: 100 USD /1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: 1 Friday.
Comments: Real nice club, but pricey.
Street girls:
I made my rounds 3 different days at different times of all the places listed; I did not see one single SG!
Cupid:
No luck whatsoever.
Tinder:
No luck whatsoever.
Overall thoughts on Santa Cruz:
I had a great stay in Santa Cruz. I enjoyed what the city had to offer. The city was very tranquil, the women were hot, and the people were very friendly. And the regional food was pretty damn good. I also like the fact that I HAD to speak Spanish to communicate with the locals / chicas.
I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community; no regrets whatsoever!
Would I ever return to Santa Cruz? Nah, too far of a trip and my immigration friends didn't seem to care for me.
As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!
Two Strip Clubs in El Centro.
I'm in town for a few days, visiting from Medellin.
I checked out a couple of places last night (Monday), both on the map. The first was Kaprichoos Club, but it was closed. The signage was there, and it didn't look completely abandoned, so I'm not sure if it's permanently defunct or what exactly.
The second was Cafe Show Strip Club nearby. There was no cover, drinks started at 40 be and girlie drinks were 70 B. Got to say, I was impressed by the lineup. There were chicas there from Brazil, Cuba, Paraguay, Chile, and maybe even Bolivia, haha. Wasn't expecting this at all, and the talent level was pretty high. The Chilean I spoke with quoted me US $100, but then said she'd come to my hotel during the afternoon today for 300 be. Seems like a no-brainer, they must take a hefty cut at the club.