Helsinki

Hello fellows!

This is a story from a visit to Helsinki some months ago. It was my 2nd time in Helsinki. My first trip was 2 years ago and I had no time for “happy hour”. This will be a long story, according to my reporting standards, but it is a long one because it was the best business trip I ever had concerning late hours!

I started the first night with Alcatraz. It is an interesting place, a nice club that you can have drinks and meet people. The music is affordable to good. I have to admit that I am interested primary on meeting nice people when I am abroad for business, than to hunt pussies; for sure the ideal situation of meeting nice females is of no question. I also have to say here that I like very much the Finish people. I have a long collaboration with them during the last 5 years and the only 2 things that I do not like with them is first that my friends prefer to organize our business meetings in my country (Greece) and the second that the majority of them are drinking tooooooo much, better say that they prefer to get drunk with as many few drinks possible. Although I was thinking of Finish people as “the cold humans from North” they are very talkative and very well educated.

Back to Alcatraz now. I was there for approximately one hour and 4 girls approached me (from a total of 10-12). Three of them with the usual set of questions “Are you alone? Do you want company? etch. etch.” The forth one was more talkative but was a little bit tall for me (do not laugh, I am 1.75 cm and she was more than 1.85, I felt small!), and she had also some extra kilos. Generally I can say that most of the girls in Alcatraz they seemed to be extremely bored and none of them had something “attractive” in her looking. I do not mean that they were not beautiful, I saw some 7 and 8 there but it was the “looking attitude”. Anyway I left Alcatraz for . Mikado.

More than 25 girls there but a lot of guys as well. I took a drink and I went to the roulette table. I lost about €50 in 10 minutes and then I stayed there just observing the others for another 10 minutes. After that I took a walk allover the club and I saw some really pretty faces. In particular one late 20’s brunette attracted me. Her name was Marita and she was from Estonia. She had an extremely pretty face, an average body and she was speaking good English. An 8 for sure. I offered her a drink and we start chatting. She told me that she has finishing the school of economics in Estonia and now she is in Finland searching for a job. I could not figure out if she was telling the truth so after 10 minutes of chatting I asked her “So, my lovely Marita, what is the opportunity cost for me in order not to spend the night with my hand?” (Dear fellows, if you don’t know the notion of opportunity cost just accept that this question was a tricky way to find out if she was an economist and it can be translated as: “How much do I have to pay for spending the night with you and not jerking off all night?”). She laughed a lot, really she was laughing out loud, and replied to me “what is the cost for spending the night with your hand?”. I replied to her “12 Euros, this is the price for the Pay-TV in my room”. As you understand she was really an economist and that produced for me a problem. She asked for €400 for all night. I immediately kissed her in her chick and wished her a nice night. She then replied to me “Are you an economist and you don’t negotiate?”. I smiled to her and told “I was negotiating from 9 am to 7 pm today, this is really the last thing that I want to do now. At the same time I believe that you deserve these money, you will probably find some guy that has a more expensive Pay-TV than me in his room and I will go now for observe the odds in the roulette table”. She smiled and she went also for a walk around the bar.

About 15 minutes after I saw her speaking with another guy and after another 3 minutes they probably set the price and prepared to leave the place. OK it may be sound silly but I was jealous. I started moving to the exit just to see her again. I am sure that he understood that I still wanted her and on her way out she told to me “I’ll be here after 2 hours at most”. Believe it or no I decided to wait for her. She came back after 1 hour and 15 minutes. I offered her another drink and we started again to speak. I think we spend more than half an hour speaking and then she told me “Look, the night is now shorter so we can have breakfast together for € 250”.

Now I’ll make a parenthesis trying to explain a little about myself so you can maybe understand better my reaction. I am an average looking 38 y.o. man. I have a happy sex life, I am married the last 10 years and I have also occasional sex relationships. I am flirting a lot in all places except my office. I enjoy flirting and I am more interesting on seducing a woman than to “just fuck her”. OK that’s me.

So I replied to Marita “My love, I really want to be with you but I do not want to continue our relation on the basis of money exchange. Believe it or not I prefer to have dinner with you tomorrow than to pay you for going to bed tonight”. (and please believe it, I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!). Se smiled and she replied, “OK, I will go with you for dinner tomorrow but there is no option to go in bed without any economic exchange. I am saying this because for me is now a matter of principle. I make this job in order to gain something from a materialistic point of view and you have to understand this. If we have been met this afternoon in a café then things would be different. In this place I meet people for doing business with them”. I almost felt in love with her. We continued our chatting for another ten minutes and then I asked her telephone number and I left the place. I finished the night alone in my hotel room watching Pay-TV. :-p

The next day I called Marita at about 3 pm. We arrange a dinner at 7:00 pm. I selected a very nice restaurant and we spend some marvelous hours together. The rest is history. Probably after our dinner she went to Micado. The next day she had to go to Estonia for one week. I have to clarify that she didn’t came to bed with me. What happened is that we promised each other that the next time that I’ll be in Helsinki I’ll give her a notice some days before my trip. Another nice think is that we still exchange SMS until today (maybe 2 per month) concerning funny things.

After my dinner with Marita I decided not to go for pros and to go to a very well known Jazz club in Helsinki. The name is Storyville.

Storyville is a live-jazz club and a big meeting point. The ground level is very small and has a small bar and about 10 tables. The basement is a much bigger place and live jazz is performed there almost every night. During the night that I went there the quality of the music was fantastic! A lot of people there with late 30’s (or maybe early 40’s) being the average age. The place is not a paradise of course, there are some things in the decoration and especially in the area down after the stage that I do not like, but it is a place that fit a big part of my taste.

During the first hour I was enjoying the music and tried to make some eye contact with some interesting ladies in the club. I observed a small brunette lady with a nice looking. Slim body, small tits and a very interesting face. Her eyes were very active and she was also trying to make eye contact. Allover an 8 for my taste. I started play with her. She was there with a friend of her, a forty something lady that I can describe as a 5. There were chatting and I decided to approach them. I start with a conventional “hi” and I made some questions about the club since I was a foreigner and it was my first time in the place and bla bla bla. My lady (Nina) started to speak with me and after 5 minutes that I told them from where I come from and what I am doing in Helsinki I offered them a drink. Of course they accept. We continue our chatting on themes related with my work. It appeared that Nina used to work some years ago in a same business environment to mine (development consulting) and we get deep in some technical details of EU funded projects. Her friend was boring and she went for a walk around the club.

From this moment and for the rest 1 hour I was alone with Nina having a wonderful talk that went from business issues to the Irvin Yalom books and then to human relations. She asked me if I was married and I replied positive. The music was now more of a dancing kind and I proposed her to dance (a lot of people were already dancing). She accepted and we spend the next 30 minutes dancing and drinking. Both of us we were a little dizzy from the wine and we started laughing while the dances were more figure demanding now and we tried to do our best. I am a good dancer and I hold her 2-3 times that she went to fall. The good band continued with a slow dance and we fold each other. My hands started to be explorative in her head and her hairs, she responded extremely positively and I continued with her chick, back etch. The rest are also history. We spend the night together. The night was amazing and I am not going to be into details since this is something that I usually never do it. Even for pros.

I sped the next 3 days with Nina and as you understand that it was a real GFE.

For me Helsinki was wonderful. I will always remember Marita and Nina and I’ll try to meet them also the next time that I’ll be there. What I can suggest is that it seems that the free scene in Helsinki is very easy. I am almost sure that the next time that I’ll be in Helsinki I’ll make no visit to Alcartraz or Mikado. I’ll try again the Storyville and I hope that I’ll be lucky.

All my best,

Datum

Europe 74,

unfortunately no there is not such a magazine, at least nothing that would be dealt out as a freebie in hotels. Pls note, no escort agencies can operate in Finland as they would be considered pimping and shut down very quickly.

Elton,

You be right! I'm in town and looking for action. I'll just have to wait for tonight and try my luck cruising, maybe Mikado or Datum's suggestion of Stryville, at least for the jazz ;)

Any mongers in town PM and we'll see if combined forces have a better chance.

Europe

[QUOTE=Elton]Europe 74,

unfortunately no there is not such a magazine, at least nothing that would be dealt out as a freebie in hotels. Pls note, no escort agencies can operate in Finland as they would be considered pimpimg and shut down very quickly.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Janika82]Hi guys,

I'm Janika, 22 y. Blonde, slim, fit, finnish studentgirl, living in center of Helsinki.

100€ abouth half an hour.

You can date me o daytime in my apartment, please call in advance +358 41 577 8071

When you call, let me know you read my message from here. (I dont take local english speaking customers)

My homepage, unfortunately it is only in finnish language:

[url]http://www.angelfire.com/in4/janika/[/url][/QUOTE]This one is also known as Miss No. She's a real pain in the ass.

Cannot do this, cannot do that, that is not included, this is not included, I don't feel like it, I don't like it. You get the picture?

Although she does look decent, I'd say save your money unless your fetish is whining and complaining.

I spoke and emailed her and got the same vibe. 100 euros for 30 minutes, I think not.

Keep hunting, so am I.

Europe 74

Previous opinion is from finnish gentleman nickname Aquap, who is banned from most favourite open escort forum in Finland for his grotesque behaviour.

[url]http://www.sihteeriopisto.net/forum/showthread.php?p=168961#post168961[/url]

Every one can self make own conclusion abouth that.

Janika

I am also a fairly regular visitor to Helsinki - altogether I've visited about 20 times. Like Datum I've reached the conclusion that the best places to get company for the night are Storyville and some of the other real clubs and not Alcatraz and Mikado.
I was in HEL earlier this week, went to Storyville after the business dinner, met 2 women, one of whom was tall, brunette and statuesque with beautiful doe-like eyes, but also very shy, the other blonde, short, athletic with beautiful firm breasts. As Datum reports the music is great there in the downstairs bar - in fact the very first time that I went there years ago, I was taken by a certain Finnish woman colleague who knew that I loved jazz and blues and I have since gone with other colleagues just for the music.
Single 30's-40's women come there looking for dance partners and more. Some look desparate. Some are just there like we are for a good time. Very relaxed and easy-gong scene.
I would have loved to end up with with the tall one as her eyes were driving me crazy especially after she stroked the inside of my arm, but realized that it would probably take a few days of wining and dining and I was leaving the following morning. So it was blonde, short, and athletic, who eagerly came back to my hotel not far away. Burned some calories together on the horizontal treadmill...
Later in post-coital intimacy, it turns out that she's the younger sister of that same former female (also very blonde and athletic) colleague of mine...oops.

[QUOTE=Janika82]Previous opinion is from finnish gentleman nickname Aquap, who [/QUOTE]I do not speak finnish aside from common greetings and "kiitos" and I KNOW that you speak english so please send your e-mails to me in english if you want a response.

I also do NOT appreciate you wrongfully accusing me of being someone else as you've done here. I expect you to rectify the situation immediately and permanently.

When I met you, you seemed to be a normal person albeit one who is not too good at her profession. Now I see that either I was mistaken or you have subsequently fallen off the deep end.

This forum exists for guys like me to exchange information about prostitutes and their services. That is exactly what I did with my comments and I feel that if anything, I was holding back my criticism regarding your poor service. If you don't like to read comments like mine, you have two alternatives, either learn how to earn your keep or, simply, get lost!

I wish I had something kind to say to you, but I don't.

[QUOTE=Europe 74]I spoke and emailed her and got the same vibe. [/QUOTE]Not only that but Janika appears to be yet another psycho from the much distained sihteerioppisto.net that I warned about previously.

Some girls who advertise there have been known to find out personal details about their clients' identity and private lives and then attempt blackmail. Sweet, ehh?

I suspect that they won't try it with foreigners due to the difficulty and costs involved but it still illustrates what kind of scumbags typically populate the site. However, there are a couple of pleasant exceptions I can personally vouch for. Feel free to contact me if you're interested and have some useful info in return.

...is about 83 km W/NW of Helsinki city center right on E18 towards Turku. It takes about an hour to get there by car.

The info for the place is:

Name: Motelli Syvälampi (motel)
Telephone: 0600 92666
Address : Karjalohjantie 8, SUOMUSJÄRVI, 25410

There are several girls resident from the Baltics and surrounding areas who are typically from their early 20's to late 30's and range from acceptable to outright stunning. Their standard fees are from 80 euros/20 minutes to 100 euros/30 minutes. However, other alternatives are available and everything is negotiable but don't be overly cheap or the service will suffer. It is one of the few places in Finland where you can get a BBBJ or DATY.

All you have to do is pull on the parking lot and walk in to the restaurant, even if the place looks at first abandoned. Order a coffee or a beverage of your choice and sit down. If you don't see provocatively dressed women around you, just wait and they'll show up in no time. And yes, they are all prostitutes! Typically the less attractive ones come first so it pays to take your time unless one of them catches your eye right away. Just make eye contact with one that interests you and she'll usually come over and if you can agree to the terms, you're in business! No bullshit and it is very safe as long as you're sober and behave well. I'll go back when I go to Finland next time.

Happy hunting!

Aquapuss, have you been to Syvälampi recently? I think I read somewhere that it was closed down a few months ago but I may be wrong. Anyone with recent info out there?

[QUOTE=Elton]Aquapuss, have you been to Syvälampi recently? I think I read somewhere that it was closed down a few months ago but I may be wrong. Anyone with recent info out there?[/QUOTE]I was there the last week of August. If they've closed it down, it has happened after that. I'll call my friend who works there from time to time to check. There were a few rumors before about a closure but they were not accurate. Most of them were supposedly circulated by an industrious "skank ho" who uses a dozen different aliases in the various finnish adult boards.

However, I did hear that Hotel Hanhi in Lapinjärvi does not currently house russian tourists :-) but my travels did not take me to that direction so I don't know for sure.

I just talked to a friend who occasionally works there. The place was up and running as of last Thursday.

Since finnish is such a formidable language with umlauts and all, I attached a map that shows where the motel is.

If you visit the place, please post your reports.

And I'll buy a beer -or six- to the first guy who manages to take pictures of the girls there!

Cheers!

Just got back from Helsinki and thanks to all the members post on here got the action I was looking for finally in Finland after 4 previous visits. Visited "Storeyville" a classy place if you are looking for the older 30-40 kinds but not pros and they really want to get laid at the end of the night. Showed up at Storeyville around 800pm and it was a wednesday. The "BIG MAMA BAND" were scheduled to start at 10:00. There is a 7:50EUR cover to get the the basement where the band plays. For someone like me who does not DANCE...it is imperative that you get there before the show starts in the basement. They have a small bar upstairs where the potential "LAY" is waiting to get acquainted and that is exactly what I did. Ordered my dry cider (seems to be something I drink only when iam in Finland) and mingled with some of the folks and then got settled down with two ladies sitting at the bar. One from the UK visiting and her Finnish friend giving her company for the night. The night was young..the finnish woman was who i wanted to get old with for the night..and needless to say the both of us had a great breakfast at the holiday inn city center in the morning before I went back to work and she went back home. It was awesome. This was the first time in 41 years I had picked up a lady at a bar and done the wonderful deed of satisfying the soul. Finland, here i come again.

[QUOTE=Rvijay]Finland, here i come again.[/QUOTE]Another satisfied customer. Storyville delivers again!

FYI, many MP's frequent the place while in town. You may set yourself the goal of bedding one of the 74 female MP's so you'll have another thing to tell your grandchildren. Or the finnish tabloids!

Good job!